₦airaland Forum

@poster,pls what type of crayon did you use for the lips

. . . .i say hmmmmn intresting.

LMAO
bla bla bla no more sauce
@kronk yeah,i use dat to chill and get inspiration from Jah every weekend.

clemcykul:
with wetin

bla bla bla

nods and purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs away

. . . gunpoint,so na lyfe jail abi na contract we sign so
no leave,no transfer,haba d thing go soon tire me ooooooooooooooooh
change of soup is allowed

@kronk ,OYO

ituen:
Ify i'm back

Na who dey find your trouble?

. . . .welcome dearie,wey ma kpof kpof and chop 1

clemcykul:
if them tell u, na run u go run leave am

. . . .LMAO

oui,oui bonne arrivee tonton.
tantie cheri tonton   

. . . .her name is tollu.

Delta007:
Choi. . God used at least two full days to make this one unlike others wey them just use sand plaster their face in 2minutes

hehe.
your mouth get heavy K-leg.
LMAO

which locals you are kidding rite
if you are man eunf to phock as many babes as you can,then visiting the evil forest wudnt pose any stress to you. the locals cant help you am sorry.
One more thing,b4 you leave with the bride,there wud be a wrestling contest with the village champion.if you lose,you lose tha bride + ya £ ,infact thats the most important part of the ceremony. think abt it oooooh ye lover of cheap things.

. . . .No,we can only accept the Aro Rattle snake and luckily for you,its obtainable in our evil forest.
we make things easy !
My king is a political advicer already.a political advicer to his excellency

point of correction,there are no over ripe spinsters around there.not with the give away price tag 
my king is a lenient man,for every virgin you defile,you do this:
                                                       20 cowries
                                                       20 10 kobo coins
                                                       10 5 Kobo coins
                                                     a pregnant lizard
                                                    a snake on heat.   
i have to go now and get the ground ready for ya coming.the huts have to be scrubbed and the roofs thatched.i have to see to that.welcomeeeeeeeeeeeee to igboland 

uwex:
I need a straight answer

keeep up the good work

hehe my goooood friend Uwex.you never cease to amaze me

jibolao:
I suffer from sorethroat every 2weeks.I know its not normal and i'm tired of taking lozenges. Please help!

it might be a viral infection.it might still be strep throat.
why not see a doctor and while at it Toyosi20 replies wud be of help.
goodluck.

your wish is their command as long as there wud be some sort of £ changing hands.
i think you should still try out the jumping chicken and up wine.
Palmmy isnt the real wine,the undiluted pure igbo wine used during T weddings is up -wine,the king of wines.
get your taste buds ready dude,ofe onugbo,ofe owere,ofe nsala,ofe achara is on the menu too.yeah, with bush meat and more.
cant wait to see you on the other side of lyfe where brides are free.

hmmmmn NL
I fear my kpomo

doyin13:
I will be honest. . .I hav fancied some. . . .but frankly won kere ni number

Brown skin appeals to me way more than light skin.

What surprises me is the fact I am in the minority amongst black men.

the same critical eye applied to darker skinned women is set aside once the woman is light skinned.

Rather than hash over I am sure well trodden territory. . . .I just want to show love to those darker skinned Ladies out ther

Doyeye Loves you

thank you.
they love you too  

@chacal good then.
ever heard of the up-wine? heyyy lets not even go into delicacies as you wud be spoilt silly.
jumping chicken is the all time favorite.am sure you wud like it.
all for the discount price of N56 naira. ole like you !

havilahade:
happy birthday.hope u've had a 1daful day

where have you been?
our dayz at yaba left then was fun.

almondjoy:
Lucky you!

LMAO
it was a spoilt prepie.
the end never justified the means.its all good anyway

NOIBMUUL:
I think bank cashiers are more of a flirt than nurses, as in they are easiest to bed. Dont get me wrong nurses are graded as 5stars when it comes to sleeping around. I've 3 on my laurel!

. . .graded 10stars for phocking around

@4him,i cant speak for others.talking abt myself here  

@chacal,awwwwww you are so generous. the village again?we'v gone tru that b4 nah
yeah,i have been already taken,trust fast guys that want cheap brides

. . . . .happy happy birthday to you sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
May the good lord keep and bless you.wishing you all the best in lyfe babe

. . . .awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so sweeeeet
when wud we get there sef.

@chacal without the umunna,you said
bride price --N56 naira maximum
N36 naira minimum
drinks and food N10K
kolanuts and Palmmy N2K
miscellaneous N5k
go figure

Easybaby:

He talk say,some new is going to come on here soon

LMAO.

sexxxxy:
E also add say make we watch out ,gen gen gen , action film,

rotflmao

emiemi:
A woman's worth, hmmm invaluable. No amount has the weight enough to equate the worth.

God bless you,sis. 
funny enough,no igbo man has come here to complain so 
i say,the firewood in every community gets their food done for them. 
am yet to see a marriage been stopped/boycotted because the umunna didnt come .its between the parties concerned,if you want to spend,good ,you don't want to spend,fine

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=114412.msg1978885#msg1978885 date=1203543385]^{shit meeen} [/quote]Yeah men,after all d guguru and ekpa,what makes the shit soft if no bi H2O
kommon shit meeeeeeeeeeeeen

ukochukwu okechukwu nwachukwu kwuru okwuchukwu na ulochukwu ukwu di na ugwu ukwu kwu na eke ukwu arochukwu.
pastor okechukwu nwachukwu preached the gospel in the big church at the big mountain near the eke mkt in arochuwkwu. onye juru gi ?

. . . different strokes for us.each man to his own

biko papa pres a hurum Uzzyan na main mkt Orlu and o zirim ozi m zie gi.
lekwa anya,o sim gwa gi na odiela this tin enuf,gi meharia ahu now b4 ya bia gwa multitude ihe merenu.a maghikwam what went on where but all i know is that,hmmmmmmmn ezi m ozi m zie eze,as an obedient gal m wu,i wud do so.

i misssssssssssssssssssssssss nnenneigbooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
onye huru ya ,gwa ya biko.
i miss her lots.
@God bu eze.