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ok ituen.

sauce when wud you ever learn to keep your mouth where it belongs ?

sweet

the frenching you meant ?
i heard they do italiano now

abi ooooo sauce.
you sef see am 
i know when i become compass,map abi na atlas sef
ok ituen pass the message to the general and it would get to me.

this one na 2008 scopeing styleeeeeeeeeee

you think like an ignoramus amoeba with a paramecium tail.

turn to bar beach you meant

rubber slippers dey hate bathroom slippers

hehe
ok lets hear the interpretations of the unknown tongue.

errrrrrrrrrrr i think sauce has the key.

i take that too to be a joke,right
if the person is in abidjan maybe i can be of help but if its outside abidajn,forget it.

so ?

sour

pop lol

dat one na answer abi na wetin ?
shuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo too

lolipop  
well any man good with licking lolipop is then an expert in sucking.

ivory coast beat nigeria 10:0

iteun is a gizzard !

Neyoyo:
@poster Nice joke, though I've heard a version before

you dont say ?
which version abeg?
king james,new jerusalem,gideons international abi
gist me abeg

Uzzyan:
How do we launch this new ****** called Creme de la Creme on Nairaland?

goodnews !
hope this means that the maga don drop

eldee:
@toyin and ifyalways
any direction them bags are going remember me ohh. . .

you must be joking !
omo, this na survival of the fittest.
fill your bag,i fill my own.no paddy for jungle.

@poster,your choice of words are so vulgar and unlady-like !
a what,you said?
to me,no man/woman is a bitch.
you might have slept around,made a few mistakes or even some stupid adventures but that doesnt even make you a bitch._{to me}

@topic,change is the only constant thing in life.
if hes changed,why not

"DIANA" by showkey bobo
"GO BELOW" by lagbaja
"ODONTRA" by ofori akponsan
"KEDU AMERICA" by osadebe.

once a man has lost intrest in a girl,there is almost nothing that wud bring him back.why should he be comparing you to another babe?he needs a breath of fresh air,he wants out,let him go dear.if you truly love him,let him go.yes,its painful(cos you still love him) but you cant change it so,let go.
love and appreciate yourself too.perharps the guy dont even deserve you.a better person that wud love,appreciate and respect you is still out there.

@topic i wont sleep with my father or brothers even if they are my last resort. _{at least,this am sure of!}

Shady2009:
I'm really in love with a girl, but she said she has a boyfriend and at the same time she can't let go of me, and pleaded for us to be friends but till the extent of her calling me everyday and night to know how im coping with the day.
My fellow Nairalanders can i go into this mess or eliminate it?

mess you called it,and mess wud it be !
the choice is yours,dude.
you wud either go into this your mess and get messed up or you leave the mess alone.
whatever you decide,goodluck.

its dry man,dry i said
make it wet and hot !

wud be better appreciated in the jokes section !
nice joke man,nice one.

LMAO at the replies
@topic,i wud walk up to him/her while at the act/scene where i caught him/her and greet him/her "hello daddy/mummy" and move on.
wont tell the other partner or my brothers either.
keep watching and observing,to see if it was just a fling,if it has stopped or if its a permanent relationship.
i wud pray real hard for a change.
if it doesnt stop then i wud tell my brothers,perharps writting an sos letter/visit to the intruder might solve it.

LMAO.
morning house

your hands like IUPAC NOMENCLATURE.
miggy nite nite.

your ass like free molecules 

ituen is a bone.
tibia fabular precisely

omnivorous cannibalised mammals

what you think,guy?

@tufe,iteun,oga miggy,cementskull and all,today was great !
stay safe and remain purrrrrrrrrrred.
ciao.

@ topic, well i join miggy LMAO.

am still waiting with my ghana must go bags for the sharing of dough.