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CelebritiesRe: 7 Women Who You Won’t Believe Actually Exist(photo) by ifyan(m): 6:24pm On Apr 17, 2015
Man beater beware this ladies prayer even bobo go run liv you kai!

To boy PRAYER"BABA GOD NOT MY POTION"abeg make una say AMEN.

You u wan CHEAT
CONTROL
PUNCH
BASTERDISE
MESSTERISE
Hmm hmm sowi kai! mehn!

oh!fuckkkmehhh!

But you know.......

CelebritiesRe: Pic: Beyonce Wears Dress Made By Nigerian Designer by ifyan(m): 6:06pm On Apr 17, 2015
SIRTee15:
this has nothing to do with african mentality complex or worshipping oyinbo
its all about endorsement.
its the same leverage you get when top naija stars adorn themselves with your product.
besides, beyonce is not oyinbo.
Spare me bro,which endorsement.

Is this the first time you are seeing such don't worry such nonsense will come again.

Remember you know.....
RomanceRe: Ladies What Would U Do If Your Spouse Hire This Damsel To Be Ur Childs Nanny? by ifyan(m): 3:25pm On Apr 17, 2015
zinachidi:
errm, marry the damsel and make ur wife the nanny. QED. grin. *modified* oh, i forgot, the question was for the ladies.
Bro you bad, kai if woman see, sorry na ur name.

If ur woman na EDO GIRL, hmmmm make I no t...

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RomanceRe: Which One Do You Prefer Btw Girls That Wears Skirt Or Trouser[come In] by ifyan(m): 3:06pm On Apr 17, 2015
It depends oh!

Op please stop to de c... ...Some pikin wa de h....

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RomanceRe: Which Approach Has The Tendency To Work Best On Girls? by ifyan(m): 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2015
icedbeatz:
forget those two options and just make a lot of money, enjoy ur life, have fun, be social, be responsible and bro na you go de run away from different shapes, heights and sizes of sweet babes. They will be the ones doing the chasing, I'm a witness. :-)
COMFIRM, I salute.

Bro u just finish work.

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RomanceRe: See The Joke That Broke Their 8year Relationship(plz Read & Learn) by ifyan(m): 2:52pm On Apr 17, 2015
Kai! My people.

Chai! Chei! And Hmmm. Anyway to d.....

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RomanceRe: Stupid Things That Boys And Girls Do Nowadays To Appear Cool by ifyan(m): 2:47pm On Apr 17, 2015
Hmmm what can I say son.

Remember our did.....

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PoliticsRe: 12 Things We Learned From The Russian President's by ifyan(op): 2:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
Aegon:
The US doesn't need allies, It needs vassals. GEJ realised this early on and shunned their Imperialist moves. That's why they strategically forced a regime change in Nigeria. They suddenly became interested in Nigerian affairs and even gave Jega an award for an election that had not even been concluded. I keep saying this, GMB is going to turn Nigeria to a US vassal state. Look at today's news, US TO ASSIST NIGERIA IN ECONOMY AND SECURITY. If we look at all the countries they are involved in, Iraq, Syria, Egypt, Lybia, Afghanistan one common factor remains, WAR, CIVIL WAR. Unless something happens, unless GMB is not living on past glory and still has that strength of will we know him for the west will turn him into a puppet and NIGERIA will be another vassal state to the worlds no 1 oppressors.
True talk bro.

GEJ really fought A BIG battle.

Keep the good work to enlightened our people.

All of a sudden they began to shout COOPERATION, ASSIST, SHOW CONSIGN.

Something most be wrong somewhere in which the populace is not aware of.

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RomanceRe: Most Black Guys Want Their Black Girlfriends Or Wives To Look Like White Chicks by ifyan(m): 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2015
Orikinla:
The topic is majority of black men prefer to date and marry fair looking women who look like white chicks. That is why majority of black women bleach or tone and want to have straight wavy hair.
Many black guys here will deny and lie, but many of them have been caught in a spin whenever they see a fair looking black babe with straight wavy hair and with sashaying hips pass by or walk into their hangout.
Why are majority of Nigerian women spend millions of naira on Brazilian, Indian and Peruvian hair attachments?
Hypocrisy at the highest order.

But bro who are we to blame if not ourselves.

Guys lets see the beauty in them when they are NATURAL believe me they will change.

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PoliticsRe: 12 Things We Learned From The Russian President's by ifyan(op): 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2015
Mrbigman1:
My role model

Please op, beg am for me, tell am say Nija wan be ally if Buhari no gree, Biafra wan be ally abeg.

USA is a mess and with time dey will see dia end.

Wia is d weapon of mass destruction dey accused sadam Hussain of?


We'd wait to see if dia is anything like Chibok girls.


Propaganda machine makers
1 most the most SOPHISTICATED WEAPON they use this time around is the MEDIA.

Finding show that the UK didn't see any atomic bomb site.

If you follow international politics, you notice that the US &IT ALLIES NATION ARE BIG TIME HYPOCRITE.

I just don't know anything the say, do, provides, invent etc is always right, superior, best etc.

Even if they do negative thing, they always find their way out.

Remember you know. ......
RomanceRe: Most Black Guys Want Their Black Girlfriends Or Wives To Look Like White Chicks by ifyan(m): 1:13pm On Apr 17, 2015
MzNelly:
Identity is a prison you can never escape.

Embrace it,
We're black, beautiful and unique. smiley
Sis what the Op post is true.

Your quote is beautiful but most ladies wouldn't accept it in which you know.

I love it when we appreciate the BLACK RACE .

Thumb up to you.


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RomanceRe: Checkout The “funny Message” This Lagos Bus Is Passing About Women [PHOTO] by ifyan(m): 1:05pm On Apr 17, 2015
Experience I guess so.

But na true talk. Because if Women handle you, kai!.

In short make I no talk wetin de my m......

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CelebritiesRe: Pic: Beyonce Wears Dress Made By Nigerian Designer by ifyan(m): 12:06pm On Apr 17, 2015
Africa and Inferiority complex are like b......

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PoliticsRe: Photo: Is This Negligence Of Duty? by ifyan(m): 12:00pm On Apr 17, 2015
E no easy., nothing good comes easy.

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PoliticsRe: How Buhari Can Create 2 Million Jobs With BPO by ifyan(m): 11:43am On Apr 17, 2015
barcanista:
There are lots of b®illiant policies and plans by government since 1960. The challenge we have is sincerity and the political will to implement them to the letter. This your idea like others is not bad but "Do we have the infrastructure"? We can't run when we are yet to walk. OÑe major Challenge those countries you meantined are facing is the problem of "cheap" labour. How do we tackle that considering how expensive commodities are in Nigeria? It is not just about "creating jobs", it is about creating job that will impact on the lives of the citizenry. The citizens ought to get value for the work they do and not the opposite.

We must and should fix relevant sectors like power, manufacturing, financial, tourism, mining, Agricultural, petroleum etc if we ever want to create a sustainable country that will be employment haven not just for our citizens alone, but will attract foreigners. Most importantly, we must fix our Educational and reposition our socio-political sectors. Without doing these things, we will continue to chase shadows.

I hope I make sense
Thank you bro

Just imagine since independent., dem de yarn jobs creation.

If de managed create jobs like 100.

60 na bluetooth and connectivity.

20 na to settle oga at the top.

Anoda 20, you fit guess. Or the hundred fit be sc.......

Kai! Chei! Hmmmm my people una de see.

Abeg Dem still dey yarn d same thing.

Anyway sha make we see better thing.

Che God de .

We go survive. No mind dem.

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PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole, PDP Trade Words Over Alleged APC 140,000 Voided Votes ( Vanguard ) by ifyan(m): 11:27am On Apr 17, 2015
Why involved SE in this talk .

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FamilyRe: Lies Single Parent Wouldn't Let You To Know by ifyan(op): 11:21am On Apr 17, 2015
Hmmm.

Where dem de.

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PoliticsRe: Curb In Foreign Currency Hurting Banks, Says FCMB Boss by ifyan(op): 11:18am On Apr 17, 2015
yang:
Is your Job to do Bureau de Change or to Lend to the Real Sector of the Economy?
It good thing but we have to bear any consequences.

Remember nothing good comes easy.

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PoliticsRe: 12 Things We Learned From The Russian President's by ifyan(op): 11:14am On Apr 17, 2015
Demburrows:
Putin the non screen James Bond
True talk. Bro. ...unl.....
PoliticsRe: 12 Things We Learned From The Russian President's by ifyan(op): 11:12am On Apr 17, 2015
tobtap:
A LEADER THAT CARE FOR HIS COUNTRY....
Comfirm bro.

You know.
Politics12 Things We Learned From The Russian President's by ifyan(op): 10:04am On Apr 17, 2015
After four hours and a reported three million submitted questions, Vladimir Putin’s annual marathon TV call-in show is finally over for another year.

A slickly-produced question and answer programme, this year threw up a mixture from serious queries on the Ukraine crisis and relations with the West to ridiculous inquiries about buying dogs and cloning,

Here’s what we learned.


Russia ‘has no imperialist ambitions’

Mr Putin fielded a number of questions relating to the Ukraine crisis and Russia’s relationship with neighbouring countries like Belarus or Kazakhstan, nations which dance to the federation’s tune.

Mr Putin said his only interest was ensuring that people of Russian origin living in these countries were treated well, and said that like the rest of the world he wants to improve integration with bordering states.

Referencing relations between the US and Canada, Latin American states and the EU, he took issue with the fact that when Russia tries this, it gets accused of building an empire.

Mr Putin blames the US for the rise of Isis

Asked about the issue of Russian nationals going to fight for the so-called Islamic State, the President insisted that there was no “direct threat” of them returning to attack Russia at this time.

He also took the opportunity to have a swing at Washington, saying that US foreign policy – in particular the decision to overthrow Saddam Hussein – had led to a rise in extremism in Iraq where “there had been none before”.

Mr Putin is a terrible marriage counsellor

Things turned a bit silly when one caller said she and some other women wanted to buy one of their friends a pet dog for her 40th birthday, but that her strict former-military husband did not like the idea.

In a slightly sexist intervention that’s unlikely to help anyone, Mr Putin appealed to the retired colonel: “Boris, please, let your wife get a dog. It’s a good deed and will strengthen your family.”

Mr Putin thinks Russia doesn’t need any allies

In another question about Russia’s position in the world, one caller asked who exactly were the nation’s allies.

To this, Mr Putin said he agreed with a quotation from the 19th century Russian emperor Alexander III, who said: “Russia has just two allies, its army and its navy.”

The President’s shortest response to a question came following a rather fawning reference to his extraordinary personal popularity ratings, which top 80 per cent despite the country being in recession.

Q: “Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich! Have you ever thought about cloning yourself? There are no other officials who the nation trusts!”

Mr Putin: “No.”

Russia may never find who ordered the killing of Boris Nemtsov

Asked about the assassination of the prominent opposition leader just a few hundred yards from the Kremlin itself, Mr Putin described the incident as “tragic and shameful”.

The President said he would intervene with the Moscow Mayor over suggestions that flowers left in memory of Mr Nemtsov were being bagged up and removed by officials.

But he said that, despite the fact five Chechens have been arrested over the shooting, investigators may never know who masterminded the killing. When asked a second time about this point, Mr Putin declined to comment further

Russia’s economy could return to growth in two years

Despite official estimates that the Russian economy will shrink by between 3 and 5 per cent this year, Mr Putin remained upbeat on the nation’s prospects.

He admitted that he saw no immediate end to Western sanctions imposed over the Ukraine crisis, but pointed to the Ruble’s recovery as a sign of investor confidence and said Russia could be back growing again within two years.

Russia ‘has no military forces in Ukraine’

Since the start of the Ukraine crisis, Moscow has repeatedly denied charges from the West that it is directly arming and reinforcing the separatist rebels.

Despite Nato and rights groups reporting otherwise, Mr Putin said today: “I will tell you openly and straightly. There are no Russian troops in Ukraine.”

Russia is not worried about war with Ukraine

One question sent via a reporter in the field came from a hotel-owner in western Russia, whose business lies near the border with crisis-stricken eastern Ukraine.

She said she and her family were “terrified” about violence spilling over into Russian territory – but an almost-smiling Mr Putin shrugged off her fears.

“There will be no war,” he said, adding that the “few shells” that had fallen on Russian soil since the conflict began were “accidents” and nothing to worry about.

There was nothing wrong with lifting the missile-delivery embargo on Iran

Mr Putin defended the decision, made this week, to lift a ban on selling defensive missiles to Iran.

He said the Middle Eastern state had shown “a desire to reach compromise”, and said that it did not undermine international sanctions on the basis that Russia’s ban, in force since 2010, was “voluntary”.

It is up to the West to normalise relations with Russia

Among the high-profile figures to be given the chance to ask questions was the editor-in-chief of the Nezavisimaya Gazeta newspaper, Konstantin Remchukov.

He said that he was among those in Russian society who felt the country was better off when it was working with the US rather than against it.

But Mr Putin said a normalisation of diplomatic relations would only happen if the West respected Russia’s international interests, adding: “[The US] doesn’t need allies, it only needs vassals.” He said Russia would never accept a relationship on those terms.

Source:http://nairausd..com/2015/04/12-things-we-learned-from-russian.html

Also:http://nairausd..com/

PoliticsCurb In Foreign Currency Hurting Banks, Says FCMB Boss by ifyan(op): 9:53am On Apr 17, 2015
The First City Monument Bank Nigerian (FCMB) Limited has said restrictions in foreign-currency trading are the biggest risk to banks in Africa’s largest economy as they struggle against a slump in oil prices and a weak naira.


“What we clearly see is a very tough half year,” the Chief Executive Officer, FCMB Limited, Mr. Ladi Balogun, who heads the nation’s ninth largest lender by market share, said in an interview with Bloomberg in Lagos yesterday.

“It is important that we restore liquidity in the foreign exchange market as quickly as possible.”

The Central Bank of Nigeria applied rules and restrictions to stabilise the naira after it declined to a record low in February as the price of oil, the nation’s major foreign-exchange earner fell by a half in the second half of last year.

The central bank has devalued the naira twice since November and prevented banks from buying dollars in the interbank market without matching orders, steadying the exchange rate while reducing liquidity.

The naira has dropped 17 per cent against the dollar in the past six months, the most among 24 currencies tracked by Bloomberg.

Pressure on the currency is expected to ease after portfolio inflows to Africa’s largest oil producer increased following last month’s presidential elections, Director of Financial Markets at the Abuja-based central bank, Emmanuel Ukeje said this week.

“Our hope is that as we get better on our balance of payments generally some of these restrictions will be relaxed,” Balogun said.

“When there is pressure on the currency, we all have to pay the price. The banks are paying the price of reducing the level of foreign exchange trading that they are doing.”

Source:http://nairausd..com/2015/04/curb-in-foreign-currency-hurting-banks.html

Also:http://nairausd..com/2015/04/cbns-directive-on-use-of-foreign.html

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Projected To Be The First African Country To Hit $1 Trillion In GDP B by ifyan(m): 11:03pm On Apr 16, 2015
seunfly:
Silly projection, if we work hard we can get there b4 that time. China added more than 7trillion within 10years and in reality they will overtake America in 10 years time despite the policies to slow down the economy.
True talk bro.
But wait did you post China added more than $7T in 10yrs.
My God.

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PoliticsRe: Re-run Elections: Apc Calls For Redeployment Of Imo State Rec Officer. by ifyan(m): 10:53pm On Apr 16, 2015
londongal03:
Emeka Ihedioha Out To Share Our Money And
Not To Govern Or To lead Us.
Imo state,my darling state posses a huge
number of criminally minded politicians whose
livelihood and occupation are stealing,looting
and embezzlement.
With Apc in charge,these group of people are
apparantly and obviously out of favour.
My people it will be a great catastrophe,tra
gedy and injury to allow pdp rule imo state
again. This is because these political urban
gorillas and desperados will feed on our
collective resources,and believe me,our
allocation won't be enough to settle them.
From a very reliable and impeccable source,the
pdp governorship candidate in imo state,Emeka
Ihedioha,has entered into agreement backed
with oath that he will be paying certain
politicians monthly settlement as follows.
(1) Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu- #120
million.
(2) Chief Achike Udenwa- #100 million.
(3) Chief Ikedi Ohakim -# 80 million.
(4) Senator Hope Uzodinma - #70 million.
(5) Chief Arthur Nzeribe -# 60 million.
(6) Kema Chikwe-#30 million.
(7) Eze Cletus Ilomuanya- #20 million.
(cool Prof Viola Onwuliri-#10 million.
(9)Chief Tony Chukwu- promised contracts
worth billions of naira.
The list is limitless.
These people don't mean well for the state.
Rochas has come to put end to the politics of
godfatherism,we shouldn't allow some
desperate individuals take us back to the
backward era of godfatherism.
Say no to Emeka Ihedioha.
Say no to pdp.
Say no to share the money
So you are. ....

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PoliticsRe: 15 Muslim Migrant Allegedly Threw 12 Christians Overboard by ifyan(m): 10:51pm On Apr 16, 2015
ucheheart:
Moslems are pushing christians to the extreme. A time will come when it will be an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
Mt bro yarn dem oh.

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PoliticsRe: Ndigbo !! Stop Blaming Others For Your Misfortunes...(a Must Read) by ifyan(m): 10:40pm On Apr 16, 2015
Can somebody in the house tell me any meaningful development she has done in her father's place.

Kai! People una see watin I de ......

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PoliticsRe: Check Out The New NDDC HEADQUARTERS Building, Port Harcourt. Pictures. by ifyan(m): 10:36pm On Apr 16, 2015
garrix8:
You've been noticed, now scamper off my sight before I pulverise your already discombobulated brain.

cheesy
Oh! You really accept your crase level don enter new dimension.

Wow I am marveled, that's nice.

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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Hosts Buhari To Dinner May 28 Should Buhari Eat at that Dinner? by ifyan(m): 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2015
omenka:
I would suggest Buhari eats no meal anywhere besides that prepared by Aisha or Zahra. The sins committed by the outgoing party are simply too scandalous and they would do anything to ensure no honest man gets access to the records.
Zahra ke, u no no say she still de shop for London.

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PoliticsRe: Opinion: FG Should Nationalised The Following Companies by ifyan(m): 10:25pm On Apr 16, 2015
Firefire:
smiley


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Thanks bro.

It doesn't work that way.

Remember two wrong can n.....

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FamilyRe: Lies Single Parent Wouldn't Let You To Know by ifyan(op): 10:23pm On Apr 16, 2015
pDude:
Tell us about it. You seemed to be the master of the act before singleness and mgbeke-widowhood started knocking on ya front door cheesy

What of dat ya husband whose fat back of neck you always used to show us on you dp some years ago? Remember? The one who used to cook correct igbo soup for you and you boasted so much about? cheesy

E be like say na another mgbeke widow don snatch am commot. Muhehehehehehe.

Ndo kwanu grin
Bro please take it easy on her abeg.

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