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 Romance › Re: What The Ladies Have Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 10:10am On Jan 02, 2015 |
cutieberie1:Its all abt being u my dear.., I aint against looking nice and smart, bt nt at dhe xpense of one's body... |
| Fashion › Re: What The Ladies Had Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 10:05am On Jan 02, 2015 |
ghost1718:Some things are beta learnt d hard way..., and some persons jxt wudnt learn wtot strict measures. |
| Romance › Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 10:01am On Jan 02, 2015 |
kayzdekor:Everything is virtuali at dhe xpense of money, bt we're talking abt comparative cheapness.., and datx wat dhe s.ex peddlers offer. |
| Romance › Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
youngds:And dhats exactly wat I had meant, wn I made mention of beztfriend(s)... I got ur baQ johr! |
| Romance › Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 8:32pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
kayzdekor:what whor.es offer in xchange 4 cash has no beta name... |
| Romance › Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 7:11pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
The demerits can easily be done away with..., Xum bestfriends kud offer all that evn plus and including, ur No 10. #Lol Alternatively.., i kud get dhe rest 4rm bestfriend and family relatives.., and fix dhe laxt wt eida a vaseline or per time. #Brothel_tinx johr... |
| Fashion › Re: What The Ladies Had Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 6:53pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
iceberylin:Even mai fellow guy dey threaten... Hmmmn.., boss are u doing this on behalf of ur sixta? #hahahaha.. |
| Fashion › Re: What The Ladies Had Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 6:51pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
ghost1718:Abi...?.., bt if to say I get sixta and she com demonstrate dix kind thing.., beating wn I go give her,. Na only federal orthopaedics 4 enugu go fit adjust her bodi.., kox i go xo dismantle her to the glory of the most high... Ah swear., |
| Romance › Re: What The Ladies Have Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 6:48pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
oneda:Lol... I Admire ur analogy.., buht for the question..., Rhetorical, I must admit!. |
| Fashion › What The Ladies Had Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 4:41pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
Before now.., Women wore, and used panties to cover their butts that it may not be xposed.., buht ryt now, Women use their butts to cover their panties that it may neva be Noticed, disregarding the excessive stretch-marks that abounds thereof.. #SAY_NO_TO_G-STRINGS, and if u must wear it, y sag it? #Sincerely., 'm bittered. What is this country turning Into? Where ladies lack the slightest iota of respect for what was then reverenced and referred to as the PRIDE OF WOMANHOOD. Before now.., women whud put On long skirts that their calf, not even thigh may not be xposed.., but right now.., They'd not even wear panties at all, that their Leggings may be well stretched, without curves atleast..., making their body parts to be well accentuated in it thereof... Before now.., standing with a girl at dark is at Owners risk, as in, The risk of the dude whu myt be assaulted if caught., but ryt now.., doing the do is beta on the roadside provided its at viewers descretion. Before now.., a lady whud and kud wear a bra made of jean material, or akwa-oche that her bust may not reveal.., bt ryt now., any bra made with any material thicker than acetyl.., or dhat z not as transparent as a plain glass, wud neva make sales... Before now.., women apply sooth, carbon-black abi #tiro dhat their lashes may look obvious and dark enuf..., but ryt now the easiest place to see a rainbow is on a ladies face.., esp. at her eye lids, lashes, cheek and lips. Before now..., any lady whose nails are out-grown is termed a Witch.., bt ryt now.., any lady with a very long plastic nail is termed as #TRENDY... Before now.., women respects and regard their husbands as demi-gods.., bt ryt now.., they're willing to use him for a tampon if it wasn't for his macho owing to his virility. And before now..., being #Faithful to ur wife is as easy as the Alphabets cud be.., buht ryt now..., If u get just One Wife, two girlfriends and One Fiancee.., My brotha, U indeed love ur bride, ... #I just wonda what the world is turning into... #I wonda where we are actually headed... SMH... Na them go tire sha.... Happy New Year N'landers |
| Literature › Re: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op): 4:40pm On Jan 01, 2015 |
[b]—WHAT THE LADIES HAD DONE IN THE NAME OF FASHION Before now.., Women wore, and used panties to cover their butts that it may not be xposed.., buht ryt now, Women use their butts to cover their panties that it may neva be Noticed, disregarding the excessive stretch-marks that abounds thereof.. #SAY_NO_TO_G-STRINGS, and if u must wear it, y sag it? #Sincerely., 'm bittered. Was this country turning Into? Where ladies lack the slightest iota of respect for what was then reverenced and referred to as the PRIDE OF WOMANHOOD. Before now.., women whud put On long skirts that their calf, not even thigh may not be xposed.., but right now.., They'd not even wear panties at all, that their Leggings may be well stretched, without curves atleast..., making their body parts to be well accentuated in it thereof... Before now.., standing with a girl at dark is at Owners risk, as in, The risk of the dude whu myt be assaulted if caught., but ryt now.., doing the do is beta on the roadside provided its at viewers descretion. Before now.., a lady whud and kud wear a bra made of jean material, or akwa-oche that her bust may not reveal.., bt ryt now., any bra made with any material thicker than acetyl.., or dhat z not as transparent as a plain glass, wud neva make sales... Before now.., women apply sooth, carbon-black abi #tiro dhat their lashes may look obvious and dark enuf..., but ryt now the easiest place to see a rainbow is on a ladies face.., esp. at her eye lids, lashes, cheek and lips. Before now..., any lady whose nails are out-grown is termed a Witch.., bt ryt now.., any lady with a very long plastic nail is termed as #TRENDY... Before now.., women respects and regard their husbands as demi-gods.., bt ryt now.., they're willing to use him for a tampon if it wasn't for his macho owing to his virility. And before now..., being #Faithful to ur wife is as easy as the Alphabets cud be.., buht ryt now..., If u get just One Wife, two girlfriends and One Fiancee.., U indeed love ur bride... #I just wonda what the world is turning into... #I wonda where we are actually headed... SMH[/b] |
| Romance › What The Ladies Have Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(op): 4:36pm On Jan 01, 2015*. Modified: 1:27pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Before now.., Women wore, and used panties to cover their butts that it may not be xposed.., buht ryt now, Women use their butts to cover their panties that it may neva be Noticed, disregarding the excessive stretch-marks that abounds thereof.. #SAY_NO_TO_G-STRINGS, and if u must wear it, y sag it? #Sincerely., 'm bittered. Was this country turning Into? Where ladies lack the slightest iota of respect for what was then reverenced and referred to as the PRIDE OF WOMANHOOD. Before now.., women whud put On long skirts that their calf, not even thigh may not be xposed.., but right now.., They'd not even wear panties at all, that their Leggings may be well stretched, without curves atleast..., making their body parts to be well accentuated in it thereof... Before now.., standing with a girl at dark is at Owners risk, as in, The risk of the dude whu myt be assaulted if caught., but ryt now.., doing the do is beta on the roadside provided its at viewers descretion. Before now.., a lady whud and kud wear a bra made of jean material, or akwa-oche that her bust may not reveal.., bt ryt now., any bra made with any material thicker than acetyl.., or dhat z not as transparent as a plain glass, wud neva make sales... Before now.., women apply sooth, carbon-black abi #tiro dhat their lashes may look obvious and dark enuf..., but ryt now the easiest place to see a rainbow is on a ladies face.., esp. at her eye lids, lashes, cheek and lips. Before now..., any lady whose nails are out-grown is termed a Witch.., bt ryt now.., any lady with a very long plastic nail is termed as #TRENDY... Before now.., women respects and regard their husbands as demi-gods.., bt ryt now.., they're willing to use him for a tampon if it wasn't for his macho owing to his virility. And before now..., being #Faithful to ur wife is as easy as the Alphabets cud be.., buht ryt now..., If u get just One Wife, two girlfriends and One Fiancee.., My brotha, U indeed love ur bride, ... #I just wonda what the world is turning into... #I wonda where we are actually headed... SMH... Na them go tire sha.... Happy New Year N'landers |
| Education › The Reminiscence by IfyChuky(op): 1:33am On Nov 08, 2014 |
[b]—THE DIFINITION (These were what went though my Mind the day I realised I'd be leaving Home eventually for Studies) — For the first time in along while, my thought set sail. I knew pretty soon it would be me against the world... It would be just me, all by myself having to face the ever trying times of a tertiary environment. There wasnt a thing I didnt think 'coz I was deeply absorbed in a pensive. I struggled to imagine what the future already has for me.., I got lost in extreme fancy as I grabbled with my imagination..., I thought so hard that soon, I could feel myself no more - If I haven't been fully aware how this started, I sure would have concluded that I was just about going demented. "How do I face life with me being the ßoss?" "How do I sail myself to great heights, now that I've turned the Captain?" It was then I realised that; For the first time since I was a child, I would have to be without any sort of parental guidiance, 'coz for some reason, I was displaced far away into the heart of the East..., "#Just too far from Home!" - I cowered. — Now, My Life and Destiny lies just in my hands to either Groom or Doom. "How do I go about this build up Process?" Atleast, Indeed I've got Reputations to Nuture, Maintain and Redeem... I musn't let my Destiny crumble just for mere Euphemerals... I just musn't let my Parents down, neither need I, to my Own very self.... These and many more had me absorbed until I beheld my Definition... — The Definition; My Story.... And now, I could say; —I know who I am., Where I've been., How it has been., Where I am., Whence I hail., and Where am Headed. I know; What I'd be exposed to On my very Quest of a lifetime.., And most Importantly..., I knew exactly; What's expected of Me., #So, I took a deeper gasped and soon, I couldn't realise I was stil living... — I know pretty soon, I'd be accountable for my every Action.., Should I Fail; My Shame.., but If I succeed, ofcourse, It'd my Glory be. Immediately I realised I've got little or no room at all for #Extenuations.., "No need going flimsy", I mumbled.., It was then I became deeply afraid.., koz I'm now called to become whom I'll strive to Be.. I'm Indeed liable; To what I make of Myself., To How, What and Whom I expend my Time On... I'm liable to what places I'd be, and even to what I'd do In wherever I might Be.. I realized that; To every mistake I make, I should and would be held culpable.., and To every Greatness achieved; God and Myself are solely responsible. Could it be am now a god to myself, 'koz Indeed, 'm a 101% accountable for my every Action.., #I kept thinking til I was restored to conciousness — "Life from here?!", I cringed.[/b] #Its all about self awareness.., 'koz thats the tool to being Oneself... |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poem Review by IfyChuky(op): 1:22am On Nov 08, 2014 |
***AFTER EACH TRY, TRY AGAIN!... *** —When Hardwork amounts to Vain, Your Ill-fate haunts, and even friends; taunts, Then grief makes you dine your pain, I know its tough, but you've got to be strong... —When it seem none's unlucky as you, Your thought's now like; "DOES GOD EXIST?" Then it'd seem all hopes is lost, I know its not, but you've got to be strong... —I know you tussled but couldn't get there, Your sleepless nights had just gone Lurk, Despite the effort, it still couldn't prove, Its not your fault, but goodness knows best.. —The deed is done; The done is gone, Its gone for better, and gone till never, You sure would be better; Try a lil more harder, 'koz the done is gone, and gone forever... —Pick the piece thats left of you, Make amends, and make them haste, Invest more guts, dont sulk nor whine, Entrust to God, and Try Again... |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Writers-lets Share Our Profile by IfyChuky(m): 1:15am On Nov 08, 2014 |
uchebest2006:Beta belated, than neva... I truly dont think I deserve being here, bt eida way, 'm humbled. Dont even have much to say with regards to my profile, bt in summary, I think I shud juzt do the needful. I'm Ifychuky, (Ifeanyi Chukwudi Richard), I hail from Ahaba Imenyi, in Isuikwuato L.G.A in Abia state. Born to a family of 6, with both mum and dad inclusive. Raised in Port harcourt, on a platter of clay, and currently an Undergraduate studying Pharmacy at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka... Writing has neva been my forte, kox 've been science inclined even when I was pretty tender, but for some reason which I hardly could explain, I'm a naive poet. I do write-ups sometimes, although.., I write mainly On impulse, kox I juxt see it as a way of easing off. I do more of poetry, short stories, and hillarious writings... I own a blog, but I aint a blogger, kox am so unstable being a writer. Wanna hit me up, dont bother about my twitter handle, kox 'tho I own one, but It doesnt work for me... I think My FB would be of beta referencing... Click_Here #Thanks Anyway... |
| Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by IfyChuky(m): 2:23pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
LLVelly: Na under-25 girls dey do doz yeye tinsGuy.... Some guys are naturally shy till the drop.... Such remains shy till death do them part.  |
| Celebrities › Re: The Hottest Yoruba Actresses ( Photos ) by IfyChuky(m): 2:04pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
Khalessi: Funke Akindele hot Like seriously?I wonder what the trending definition of being Hot is; When did being bursty, well bleached, naturally endowned with Stretch marks, and more also amoebic by virtue of Cholesterol accumulation, started being termed to as Hot?  Abi na the definition of beauty for Ofe mmannu kingdom be dat?. Hmmmnnn, wateva happens to being curvy, and with stunning facial look, or witout sef  . Op, You didn't even mention Omotola Jalade Ekehinde atleast, that would have added some sense of reality for this ur seeming advertisement when u just do here. Well, FYI, most of those ladies in ur collection would undergo atleast 38 surgeries for both face, teeth, butt, tummy n backside, before they'd pitiably be termed as many Fine, but not Hot Ladies.... Igho'tago? 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by IfyChuky(m): 1:27pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
tamertery: . Babe d way u girls will look @ d guy alone will format all he wud hav planned to say b4 approachn you girls... *its nt fair* haba!!!Comfession things bro....... Na only u talk da Real thing here.... In short these girlie them needs to alot some courtesy to the way they glare at us, whenever they're been approached, kos most times, it truly aint that we intended telling them rubbish, afterall, we mostly rehearse our lines before each attempt, but we tend to lose these our nicely rehearsed lines going by the fiercesome look on their hyper-bleached faces .in other words, a more milder approached wud be more appreciable kos Some of us eventually has to cope with both shyness, and ineloquence 1 Like |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by IfyChuky(m): 9:50pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
timpaker: The Convict ( VIII) (Monorhyme)This is Awesome bro... I so much lyk d concept |
| Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by IfyChuky(m): 9:40pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Gofwane: Our naija gals ba? Dem wahala no b hear. 2yrs nw, i neva get babe. Guy, u need to check well o, weda them do u from village oo... How a whole u tek stay 2yrs, n no babe despite several attempts to secure one? |
| Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by IfyChuky(m): 2:36pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Most gurls who form Hard-To-Get, are mainly those whu believes persistence speaks volume abt the extent the guy loves n possibly wud want to have them... Well, I won't have to lay much blames on their ignorance and lack of exposure, but atleast Xtervaganza had just made obvious one of the reason behind such presumed persistence. |
| Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by IfyChuky(m): 2:28pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
xtervaganza: you don talk am finishWe're 2wice alyk... |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 9:22pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Gooci: forget ooo... we are gentle oo. d only way to deal with her isnt by hitting her back nowIffa hear say u gentle ni...., abegi... |
| Romance › Re: Facts About Women... by IfyChuky(m): 7:18pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Op, Chocolates for you jareh... Guess you be Acting Minister of Women Affairs, kos 'm feeling ur lines, No. 3, All the waaaay.... |
| Romance › Re: Virgin's Forum by IfyChuky(m): 7:12pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
My own virginity dey for my mind.. I does never thinketh evil..., so I guess I'm good...  |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 6:41pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
snadguy007: RotflU get Idea, bro.... |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 6:39pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
faithugo64: cnt stp laughing ;Dnawa oooTruths don't bite na... Shuooo, mua aint into dem fake gentility o, besyds, obviously, such day myt neva come, but shud it, hmmmn... U knw how CNN go take put am la... |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 6:36pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
snadguy007: Haha....i guess the brain will enter silent modeNa Factory Reset Mode Direct |
| Romance › Re: Share Your Experience Here by IfyChuky(m): 6:30pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
^^RED LIGHT na Ill-pointer. To me, its a very bad, but important traffic signal, kos it simply means;Dey your Lane! |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 6:12pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
snadguy007: Huh, so wat's ur reaction goin to be ?what do u xpect her to say?  , dontch u knw dat, wn a guy slaps really hard at a gurl, it puts the brain to temporary disuse , in other words, the girlie go just continue to look, atleast 4the next 5mins, witot knowing wat to do at that very instant. |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 5:03pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Pinkytracy: why will a girl slap her man?Just help me ask them... I wonda if Eve, Sarah, Hannah, n d rest of them eva slapped their boo's,..  Make any gurl try slap me 4 wateva reason, weda I no go use 2-by-2 reconstruct her skull for her... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys Please Answer by IfyChuky(m): 4:57pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
When did all NL Guys turn Gentlemen?... All of them be lyk; "I'll just walk away, and remain silent" C them forminq, Romeo-Wanna-Be's. Abeg, tuale @190 2 Likes |
