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Celebrities / Re: Princess Shingle Rocks Swimsuit (Photo) by IfyChuky(m): 5:59pm On Jul 22, 2019
I swear, this babe no get intestines. shocked grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2 Simple And Smart Strategies To Get A Job On Linkedin by IfyChuky(m): 10:12pm On Jul 21, 2019
H100:


Even with common blogging. the traffic i get from linkedin is massive because of interaction. Check if i were in Nigeria seeking out for a Job. I just wanted to share this idea, it will definitely not work for everyone but will do for some who hit the right luck.

Very true!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2 Simple And Smart Strategies To Get A Job On Linkedin by IfyChuky(m): 11:36am On Jul 17, 2019
Y'all do know what I think? undecided I am going to reactivate my LinkedIn account whether this post is perceived to have made sense or not.

As for the OP's idea, it seems very practical. I do have a friend who celebrates his friends, great CEO's on LinkedIn and gets active responses from them. My thoughts have always been that the only thing keeping him from bagging a job should be his level of study. He's a final yr pharmacy student. And when such person suddenly secures a mouthwatering job, one would think he used voodoo. cry sad
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Steps Out In Bra Top (Photos) by IfyChuky(m): 11:55am On Jul 10, 2019
NobleAngell:
Hanty wey mumu. Hanty wey no wise.

Leave the madam, she be forming posh with a bobbi that abobby(Wizzy and Co-founder) have finished deflating. Little sapped pair of fries lying nonchalantly on a supposed fit outfit. Tiwa baby, to get sense hard you ooo grin
Romance / Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by IfyChuky(m): 6:44pm On Jun 12, 2015
U're doing greatli j0rdannkyle. I musn't fail to commend ur invaluable effort, 'tho with little wonder where the Mother Bee had gone.
I think u're fitting in just as perfect as she could have,... Just keep keeping it real, bro..
Politics / Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by IfyChuky(m): 9:16am On Apr 15, 2015
When a man wilfully Ignores the waist where trousers where called to become.., and places his' on the breas.t of his chest..., I wonda what other attributes of sanity should be expected of him..,


while others had sleepless nights doing things of greata importance..., this bufoon was busy memorising quaint expressions... cheesy cheesy

Oga orator..., Is wa to u ooo.., u shud i've bn greater if only u paid as much time to study, like u had to ur dictionary..
Celebrities / Re: Why I Dropped Out Of School - 2face Finally Reveals by IfyChuky(m): 7:36am On Apr 15, 2015
Mogidi:
Thought we were finally going to be told why Buhari dropped outta school, am disappointed.

Bros..., comeback.. u want to know why Buhari dropped out of sKul?... grin grin

Alajiki:
What is the relationship between the stolen audio tapes and the fact that you dropped out of school?

If 2face dropped bekos his records where stolen..., Ur president elect earlier did bekos the cost of garri was forever on the rise, and as if not enuf, the number of sardines in Titus come suffer a corresponding drastic reduction from 8 to 3. those wia enuf reasons to quit bro. cheesy...., so he proactively did... grin grin
Family / Re: Would you stay with a mean spouse that gets seriously ill ? by IfyChuky(m): 8:52pm On Apr 13, 2015
EroticAngelina:
She did the right thing!! Karma z a bitchhhh!
The manwhoree should go and call all those his concubines to come take care of him.
I would have even left the man a long time ago sef if I was her. No man lays his hands on me and goes free undecided

its only in Africa that this shiiiit happens. mtcheww

Unto say u be James Bond abi Angelina Jolie?

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Family / Re: Would you stay with a mean spouse that gets seriously ill ? by IfyChuky(m): 8:09pm On Apr 13, 2015
The man deserved all he got.. besyds Nature has neva bn too unrewarding.., It usually does in due course.. cheesy cheesy

In his thin thoughts he'd assumed the lady for a lifetime slave, or possibly a tool through which he could flex his muscles when they crave attention. grin cheesy


I'm also pretty sure that the dude feels he's immortal, and prolly invincible each time he unleashes a blow at the seeming helpless lady, who for her parents sake, had endure greata pain and deprivation.

I doubt if the man mean well for her..., and from the story, he doesnt even appreciate her in the first place, so Its a tit for tat.., and the lady should be absolutely justified of her deeds, except for religious reasons where she'd most likely be blamed for re-marrying while the husband was still alive.
Politics / Re: Final Result For Abia State Governorship Election. INEC DECLARE PDP WINNER by IfyChuky(m): 7:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
The Results of Obingwa and Osisioma has little credibility. I must say they are as fake as Buhari's secondary school cert. grin grin

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Education / Re: 6 Reasons ​you Should Not Attend A Private University (must See) by IfyChuky(m): 5:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
NwaAnambra:
. I know a batch C corp member in Osun State, a graduate of political science from BABCOCK. In the course of our discussion, I asked her if she knows Kwame Nkrumah, she said she's hearing that name for the first time. I fainted literary lol. she now started telling me that most of their lecturers are Msc holders. She was really envious of what I could offer in the same field she graduated from. Point is, most of them are empty headed.

I must agree wt u on this.., but which wud u rada prefer:

A Cohort of high-profiled academics who hardly hold classes, and gets away with it, and even scarcely cover a quarter of thier course outline, or An M.Sc scholar who has bn compelled to invest virtually all he knows in every lecture; hardli permitted to skip a class, and as such tend to complete each outline he was assigned?

Dont u think the later is of greata preference dan the oda, which though is widely read, but hardli impacts?

Dont u think he's rada a stress, and cud easily mean a frustration to some unlucky students?

Dont u think he's unjust and inefficient, and is in himself a huge embezzlement of the country's hard earned resource which he receives as salary for a work roughly or neva done?

With much said, I wudnt wish to force my Idea on u.., but anytime..., those private schools I enlisted, and even more are always beta off, my dear..

And as for dat ur babcock friend, believe me.. He should be the Judah among every twelve.., kos sadli enuf.., no mata hw good a suit looks, it just wud neva improve some people's ugly look.. grin grin..

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Education / Re: 6 Reasons ​you Should Not Attend A Private University (must See) by IfyChuky(m): 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2015
On the contrary, I still think the op's post atleast holds some 35% sense, and i'm strongly convinced he must be writing strictly from the poor mans point of view hence It's only for consolidatory reasons dat a post as such, kud prolly be sourced. cheesy

Although I don't know why am being so conclusive, bt something strongly tells me dat should some one offer this op an admission to covenant, lead, babcock, bowen, and its sort for a subsidized fee, say #50k per semester, meka i hear say he wouldn't go running after it without having to give a hoot about all he had written.. cheesy (sum ppl sha) grin grin


My dear.., I feel ur plight.., and sincerely.. I'm convinced I understood perfectly well with regards to where u're coming from..,

You preach freedom and the fun it brings thereafter as against qualitative education, long-lived edifying morals, and the "real exposure" not the such u preach, bt dat which builds the every you with professional connections and otherwise?.. My broda...,








grin grin grin grin grin










U must be a comedian.. cheesy cheesy

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Education / Re: 6 Reasons ​you Should Not Attend A Private University (must See) by IfyChuky(m): 5:03pm On Apr 11, 2015
hardbody:


One thing i noticed recently is that all tbe female graduates of Igbinedion that i have interacted with smoke. Is it just fad or part of their curriculum

Iffa hear say u well... Choi! grin grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Avoid This? Pix by IfyChuky(m): 7:55pm On Apr 09, 2015
agarawu23:
what if the booobs are fake ?

I go kuku sitdon untop my tank to avoid cancer of the back .. grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Avoid This? Pix by IfyChuky(m): 7:53pm On Apr 09, 2015
olumaxi:
I dont knw y....but ladies lov givin me such currents

just dey deceive urself.. For ur mind u be Ramsey Noah?

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Health / Re: 10 Facts You Didn’t Know About Sperm by IfyChuky(m): 7:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
Sperm does to the female's tummy.., wat the vulcanizer would do to a deflattened tire.. cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Miss Bum Bum Brazil Runner Up Is Back In D hospital Because Her Bum Bum Implant. by IfyChuky(m): 7:10pm On Apr 09, 2015
Willaimsbrick:
I HARDLY SEE GUY THAT FALL FOR YANSH THESE DAYS









I do.., stil do..., and would foreva does cheesy
Romance / Re: Churches You Should Avoid When Looking For A Wife by IfyChuky(m): 6:37pm On Apr 09, 2015
I kant fit lie.., ur post is ganished with excess senses.. I hardly understand y many wont read a single post witot attaching sentiments.. Although the op is generalising with regards.., bt it doesnt strip his post of the truth it embeds.. Quite funni.., but mostly true..

Deeper life and Loveword own na eim brain full pass.. cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
U neednt quit miss.., CFCFan is alredi on the sideline.. I presume he's warming up to be called upon.. lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:22pm On Apr 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
They didn't tell you?
About 15 ladies on nl has a picture of my dicck. How come you didn't benefit in the jamboree ? grin grin
iffa hear say u well.. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:19pm On Apr 08, 2015
Post-Match Analysis... Who has a beta diction....?



Enegod.., kud u fix dat plzzz... grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:13pm On Apr 08, 2015
Ireneony silenced.., Ireny take over the stage...


Why do i feel she disguises using dat monicker? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2015
Enegod:
missclasssy gives up! grin

final score ireneony 4:3missclasssy

coming up
Truckpusher vs cherryice
time 00:00 grin
Tunes In.., mek una no fall my hands oo
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Set Of Persons Think They Owns Mr & Mrs Nairaland Contest by IfyChuky(m): 11:06pm On Apr 08, 2015
She's fine, she's fair bt her brain dey bleach... cry #SMH

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Poems For Review / Re: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 1:43pm On Apr 07, 2015
"IMAGE OF HER"

by

Timothy Nkenu

She is an archangel
The ‘she’ version of Gabriel
Definitely the unknown descendant of Abel
Her beauty is almost unreal as though in a fable

Maybe,
‘Cause she flawless and it got me thinking like a premature baby
As Lately,
The thoughts of her overpower me greatly

Mind’s on fire
Soul’s taken higher
Heart’s melody sweeter than a choir’s
‘Cause when she talks, even wars gets a ceasefire

They say perfection don’t exist
That is a lie I must admit
To her, my soul is an addict
She is perfection and that is my verdict

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I love this one!..
Poems For Review / Re: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 11:59am On Apr 07, 2015
THE QUEST FOR GREEN


Away from Home;
I sort my Fate.
Of age and hence my Due accrue
To live a Man; My greatest Dream
To size his Shoe; My umptheenth Quest.



A Quest for Green in No man's Land
So distant a land where risk are dined
I dare not slack; For duty Calls
I must be brave that I mayn't my responsibilities - shirk.



Rare Green - likened for a misfortuned Gem
Wasting its precious worth in filthed fingers grip..
Needy minds hardly ever sniff's her abundance
The Quest for Green; I dare not Quit!



Crying wizened Mum lying in a dying Dad's grip
His might can no longer his will perfect
Young clueless mouths whines with Juvenile scorn
That; 'Feeble wretched hands cant even its mouth - Feed.'



I'm of age; couldn't watch them die
For Hunger sake; Worms are already feasting my Entrails
The future is indeed my today's thoughts' victim
'...sandy hands would forever bring Oily mouth'
Idle mindedness - My Bete noire!



Far gone, for long
Offskirts and coasts..
Mum now longs to hear me speak
'Alive or Dead?..' her thoughts would think
In rain, come shine - The Green's I seek



I'm all by myself in a quest of life
Jobs for Green; the demeaning or drudgery
My pride had for long deserted my being..
I have one thing to keep my living
'I'm either In Greens or I'd grief till death.'
Romance / Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 10:42am On Jan 03, 2015
But, we luv them lyk dhat sha.., kox we keep investing sparingly at dhe expense of her, Only guys knows wat.. wink
Romance / Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by IfyChuky(m): 10:37am On Jan 03, 2015
kayzdekor:
chai... I guess u b prof for here ooo. But omo some dey wey high die
Whu be prof. 4dhe mata? U no well.., bt eida way.., the cost of dhe se.x peddlers fleeting time is much more economical wn compared to the average cost incurred in putting up wt an average naija gurl..., kox an average naija gurl assumes her r/ship as being an automatic poverty alleviation scheme. grin grin
Romance / Re: What The Ladies Have Done In The Name Of Fashion by IfyChuky(m): 10:25am On Jan 03, 2015
Kenneth205:
Bros me sef dey wonder oo..

Do we say End time finzzz

Or do we say its cuz of technology
Which kind Technology? Maybe na endtime sha.., bt I wonda y it had to start from here...

The most annoying z most gurlx xpose these body parts as a bait to lure admirers...,

They tend to cover their mediocrity, and sheer mental emptiness.., kox the intelligent ones hardly does..

But Thank God 4our Niggas them sha.., we does not dull at all... grin grin

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