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RomanceRe: Share Your Experience Here by IfyChuky(m): 3:41pm On Jul 21, 2014
Tannie: The first time a guy approached me, I ran away. Can't remember the year again
Quite typical of our modest ancient girlie them... grin, Not this set of much darinq and adventurous gurls of the later days... #that has no fear 4 the gray-headed. undecided
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience Here by IfyChuky(m): 3:39pm On Jul 21, 2014
Silly me¿... *Space '4' Sale* undecided
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience Here by IfyChuky(m): 3:28pm On Jul 21, 2014
Gooci: I have neva approached any girl undecided
grin

For me, the first and lazt time I did was in High School, coz lately, mua don upgrade to the 21st century wooing code; I DO MY THING NOW BY MUTUAL CONSENT, Cos my type, lyk most persons here, are afraid of beinq rebuffed... So?, until I see GREEN LIGHTS, I sure aint going Nowhere!. grin cool
LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
[b]—THE DIFINITION

(These were what went though my Mind the day I realised I'd be leaving Home eventually for Studies)

— For the first time in along while, my thought set sail. I knew pretty soon it would be me against the world...

It would be just me, all by myself having to face the ever trying times of a tertiary environment. There wasnt a thing I didnt think 'coz I was deeply absorbed in a pensive.

I struggled to imagine what the future already has for me.., I got lost in extreme fancy as I grabbled with my imagination..., I thought so hard that soon, I could feel myself no more - If I haven't been fully aware how this started, I sure would have concluded that I was just about going demented.

"How do I face life with me being the ßoss?"

"How do I sail myself to great heights, now that I've turned the Captain?"

It was then I realised that; For the first time since I was a child, I would have to be without any sort of parental guidiance, 'coz for some reason, I was displaced far away into the heart of the East...,

"#Just too far from Home!" - I cowered.

— Now, My Life and Destiny lies just in my hands to either Groom or Doom.

"How do I go about this build up Process?"

Atleast, Indeed I've got Reputations to Nuture, Maintain and Redeem...

I musn't let my Destiny crumble just for mere Euphemerals...

I just musn't let my Parents down, neither need I, to my Own very self....

These and many more had me absorbed until I beheld my Definition...


— The Definition; My Story....

And now, I could say;
—I know who I am.,
Where I've been.,
How it has been.,
Where I am.,
Whence I hail., and
Where am Headed.
I know;
What I'd be exposed to On my very Quest of a lifetime.., And most Importantly...,
I knew exactly;
What's expected of Me.,
#So, I took a deeper gasped and soon, I couldn't realise I was stil living...

— I know pretty soon, I'd be accountable for my every Action..,
Should I Fail; My Shame.., but If I succeed, ofcourse, It'd my Glory be.

Immediately I realised I've got little or no room at all for #Extenuations..,

"No need going flimsy", I mumbled.., It was then I became deeply afraid.., koz I'm now called to become whom I'll strive to Be..

I'm Indeed liable;
To what I make of Myself.,
To How, What and Whom I expend my Time On...
I'm liable to what places I'd be, and even to what I'd do In wherever I might Be..

I realized that;
To every mistake I make, I should and would be held culpable.., and
To every Greatness achieved; God and Myself are solely responsible.

Could it be am now a god to myself, 'koz Indeed, 'm a 101% accountable for my every Action..,

#I kept thinking til I was restored to conciousness — "Life from here?!", I cringed.
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 2:40pm On Jul 21, 2014
Dearest Badmussace, I xpended lil time digging tru u, afta cominq to accept d fact dat dos lines u spew in ur poetry works, cud one day, drive sane naive minds to the nearest sick bed, where they'd eventually be diagnosed of mental strain...

Guy, Abeg, afta readinq "PHOENIX", ALCOHOL and GRIEF, & Other works of urs @ur_Blog, which time would not let me mention here, I felt motivated lyk I had same chase as u ('m a Non-literature student sha)... But, U truli rock bro...

Beinq tagged "WOLE SOYINKA", to me, wud mean such a downgrade, to whom i saw beneath thy beinq.

I wished i had ur shoes 4lease, even if it means 4 just a night...,

I felt the urge to write ur way, 'tho I neva possibly wud match thine soles, bt Atleazt, I knw I'd be beta than I used to be.

#Thanks for the truth abt rhymes, which u unveiled, kox truli, my lines 2me, have all gone stale, bt 'm goaded to dare the different, I appreciate u, bro... #cheers...
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 1:20pm On Jul 21, 2014
senrino: Would you ever get tired of me?
When shall this be?
That you would leave my lips..
Hand and fingers to lips..
I,Mariguana..
We kiss everyday long..
With passion,emotions all wrong...
I,Marihuana
As I caress the tip of your head..
But you give me head..
I,marijuana..
With my wet tongue I lick your side..
We bad all we do is hide..
So I hold you like,there is no tomorrow..
Morning,Night all my time you borrow..
I,marijuana..
Enlighten my thoughts..
Bold,you give me guts..
Should I call her my beloved?..
Mari-juana..
Nice piece..., Quite real.
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Convict by IfyChuky(m): 11:07am On Jul 17, 2014
timpaker: In life we are faced the option of standing for what is just or not, how we go about it also puts us in dilemma.
The average human often have the thought to change the world when faced with glaring and daring situations but what happens when the world changes you?

In this piece, I intend to tell a story using poems and its different forms while exploring the theme/topic to reflect the actual cause.
I was encouraged to write this by firestar and IfyChuky after when I wrote one piece and they demanded for another.

So here I go again. The earlier thread was lost in the Nairaland tsunami but thanks to my Seun, Princesa, etalker, TemitopeDaniel, prettyspicey and other good friends for helping me get it back and sticking with me. Thanks a million.
Hi Tim.., neva believed a guy kud make anoda blush, bt heaven knows my cheeks have gone pale evn as i ryt... Lot'sa thanks bro...

I've truli bn away 4rm here, 4 a yl now... Had only came checkinq, juxt to recieve a blush pill i neva bargained for..., #lol... Missed u, n evwi oda.., evn my Dearest Princesa, Mhizzthang, xynerise, Promoe n oda's... Prays I come around more even, kox I'm missinq virtually every1 i eva niu here..
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RomanceRe: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(op): 9:42pm On Jan 10, 2014
Even Satan know say this post is Educating. #TeamPraise-Urself!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by IfyChuky(m): 8:51pm On Jan 10, 2014
I been no know say such stuff dey here.
Am not new tho, but 4 here I am,
I came late; that's true and me-self I know
Shey, Una go fit try Forgive Me

Na today, me I come jam this thread
Being time conscious - I no need to rest,
Had to stress my thought, lyk say they wia Brush,
Hope you won't ask me to go home and rest.

Na poem I fit write, no be play i come play,
My hands no too tight; but I no go shame to Try,
I just dey pray say una go lika am,
But Incase u don't, just Criticise am

My poem don done, Ein dey 4 my thread
I for paste am here, but I need permission
If u grant am; next na Submission.grin


Addressed to D'Explorer, JayBee or Mind_44
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poem Review by IfyChuky(op):
[b]***What's So Special abt This Day?***


The Valentine's Day wud soon be Here!
I know its near; Dats why I Fear
In Tear, I try to Cobble This
I know most peepz wud just thwart It.

My thoughts are sane, yet Unbiased
I know to You, It'd be FUN again
Sumtymz to speak, I'd just go Shy
Koz My thoughts to You, cud look so Dry.

"Its here again!", I cry in fear,
The quest to Hook; 's-now on the High
Promiscuity; Wud rule the Day
Oh Jah! Am here, the Truth to Say.

A time when men'd Undertake Drudgery
To please their Miss, they won't mind Steal
The girls Feels cheap, & goes Unclad.
To them; it's a way to make Ends Meet

In tear, I cry & fear for Few
As though its New, It spins most' thought
What's so Special abt this Day?
You must be shocked, but that's my View.

God we know, is Love Himself
How come to a Man, You accrue Ur's?
Has he done more than Christ Did?
Or does he love more than God Could?.

In tears I write, & prays You'd adhere
My Ears wud go Stiff, when most would Cry
"Aha-aha! - Wished I'd known?!"
Advice I bring, though It makes One Frown.

S-T-D's, & S-T-I's!
This' Ur Day; why not say "Hi!"
Am not Saying One can't Catch Fun,
If U must; Curb Ur Wants & Stick to One
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#TeamAnti-Valentine; Am of the View that the Valentine Celebration ain't worth the Stress. I strongly believe it ain't a yardstick to ascertaining (s)He truly loves you. More Over I term it as being Idolatry, hence it Extols but A man, and not God nor The Son. Besides, we could always show Our loved One's how much we Care, but It musn't be On This Day.
RomanceRe: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(op): 6:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
#TeamCritics, where's thou At?
RomanceRe: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(op): 5:22pm On Jan 10, 2014
Elli-dude:
Skimmed through within 2 minutes
Kai..!, ur eyes must be damn too faster dan ur brain. Anyway, kudos!
RomanceRe: The "Riposte" by IfyChuky(op): 5:19pm On Jan 10, 2014
crackhaus: Someone is definitely due for check-up.
Lol...., u're so ryt grin. But just deny d fact dat u aint interested in this LifeSpan Bonanza tongue?
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 5:15pm On Jan 10, 2014
badmusace: Oh and Mr Ifychuks welcome on here, more of you we'd love to see! cheesy
Tanxx Badmusace. I love doz lines of urz 2.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poem Review by IfyChuky(op): 5:03pm On Jan 10, 2014
princesa: Nice. And i loved the rhyme scheme adopted.

And the theme, very didactic and so realistic. Got no criticism though...wink
Tanxx a lot. I appreciate ur Compliment
RomanceThe "Riposte" by IfyChuky(op):
***A Riposte to an Article;*** https://www.nairaland.com/1584354/5-scientific-facts-br-sts#20799588


"Who No want live long?" was the first question dat surged tru my subconscious

Inshort, am so greatly touched by this thread dat I feel lyk to comfess. NL kwenu...!

Since My Eyes stumbled Upon dis Thread My Life has neva remained d Same.
I go use this opportunity xpress my unquantifiable grattitude to d vessel and mantle tru which diz msg. Of long-living has come to my disposal.

Op, Thankxx a Lot!, not Only 4 letting me read this, but for d 5years Life-Span xtension dat I graciously gained wn I checked Ur profile picx.... NL Amen?!

View Op's profile, to get beta Incite to Wot'em Saying grin


I was also terrified on how diz people tek xpose my #Anti-smallbrea$t-syndrome to d open.
As a mata of fact, Am all guilty of this Mind Blowing #Anti-Coronary Disease, #Anti-Cancer and #Anti-ShortLife-Span-in-Men scientific facts. Kai!... Me na BigBrea$t Addict, and starting from d moment I concluded reading these facts, I turned into Dj Skillful on my Boo's Boobifera's. I trained well, and I as speak... Me don become a Certified Ambi-Dexter for Brea$t Touchmentation, as well as A good starer of nicely shaped BigBrea$t... Amen!.

I went xtra miles to achieving these certifications, All because I so CARE abt Her wellbeing.
#strictly-anti-brea$t-cancer.

Most times I feel so blessed, koz with the Rate I stare females top, I bet I cud surpass Methusalah's All-time living record, koz My life just dey Top +5, +5 each time I stare. Am xtremely EXCITED too dat am most Certainly Not gonna be A coronary Patient.... Amen!.

It is of this Unspeakable Joy dat I wish to Speak Unbehalf of My Much esteemed Poor Niggies, to Whom this post has Initially seem to have weda, maybe Abused, as d case may seem. #TeamNo-bad-condition-is-permanent.



»»»» It is more of an Instinctive though Amazing fact dat d poor sees large Boobifera's appealing, I further substantiate thus:

1. It gives d poor One Problem less to Worry about, being d Cost of Baby food grin grin grin

Literarily, d poor's high desire for bigbrea$t could jokingly be addressed as being appertained to the above fact.
Now Weda Nestle lyk make dem Inflate d price of baby foods such as NAN; LACTOGEN; CERELAC etc, or even make Peak join body at Inflating dia PEAK123 or FRISO baby food, d poor fellow wud belyk singing In Chris Browns Voice "#Ain't Nobody's Bin'nex i.e Business" #Ahoigrin. Na them sabi... NL kwezuo'nu...!

2. It serves as a direct source of Inexplicable and Unquantifiable Obioma i.e Comfort & Happiness, when Used to Support The Head

This fact is simply Indubitable, and self xplanatory... You can even #AskGoogle.

The female Brea$t has always been a source of comfort to most poor men. It aint a thing of the New, but I'dnt mind Expatiating.

Uniquely as it were made, with its Natural tenderness likened to dat of A velvet, the female brea$t has been observed to excite the males Serotinin Hormones. A hormone likened to be "Happiness Hormone", thus giving them this much narcotic and Anti-Depressant effect which surpasses that often Incited by Both Alcohols, Nicotine, Caffeine etc.

I dare say; that it gives the poor dat happiness capable of giving them a fresher Incite on how to tackle 2maro's stress, thereby giving them a reason to live and face tommorow.

The brea$t wn leaned upon cud not only be of mutual benefit to both, as d female gains her #Anti-cancer, but also a beta medium for smart and Effective thinking. To me; Its simply Inspirational..... tongue


Ever wondered y most gurls tend to have a more noticeable larger left boobifera?... Yea though, it has been as a result of most men being right-handed.

Guys mek We try Upgrade na, Ambi-dexterity aint as tough as we see it, besydz even d females right tananna needs Our expertise.

Go Grab Some Skillz today!, koz Togeda We cud Collectively say "NO" to "Brea$t-Cancer".

Guys!... Go try this at Home grin grin

Mek Una carry my post dey play, World Health Organisation (WHO) and UNICEF go soon Endorse Am! grin


grin grin grin

Read the Original Article @ http://www.informationng.com/2013/10/5-scientific-facts-about-bosoms.html
LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
***A Riposte to an Article;*** https://www.nairaland.com/1584354/5-scientific-facts-br-sts#20799588


"Who No want live long?" was the first question dat surged tru my subconscious

Inshort, am so greatly touched by this thread dat I feel lyk to comfess. NL kwenu...!

Since My Eyes stumbled Upon dis Thread My Life has neva remained d Same.
I go use this opportunity xpress my unquantifiable grattitude to d vessel and mantle tru which diz msg. Of long-living has come to my disposal.

Op, Thankxx a Lot!, not Only 4 letting me read this, but for d 5years Life-Span xtension dat I graciously gained wn I checked Ur profile picx.... NL Amen?!

View Op's profile, to get beta Incite to Wot'em Saying grin


I was also terrified on how diz people tek xpose my #Anti-smallbrea$t-syndrome to d open.
As a mata of fact, Am all guilty of this Mind Blowing #Anti-Coronary Disease, #Anti-Cancer and #Anti-ShortLife-Span-in-Men scientific facts. Kai!... Me na BigBrea$t Addict, and starting from d moment I concluded reading these facts, I turned into Dj Skillful on my Boo's Boobifera's. I trained well, and I as speak... Me don become a Certified Ambi-Dexter for Brea$t Touchmentation, as well as A good starer of nicely shaped BigBrea$t... Amen!.

I went xtra miles to achieving these certifications, All because I so CARE abt Her wellbeing.
#strictly-anti-brea$t-cancer.

Most times I feel so blessed, koz with the Rate I stare females top, I bet I cud surpass Methusalah's All-time living record, koz My life just dey Top +5, +5 each time I stare. Am xtremely EXCITED too dat am most Certainly Not gonna be A coronary Patient.... Amen!.

It is of this Unspeakable Joy dat I wish to Speak Unbehalf of My Much esteemed Poor Niggies, to Whom this post has Initially seem to have weda, maybe Abused, as d case may seem. #TeamNo-bad-condition-is-permanent.



»»»» It is more of an Instinctive though Amazing fact dat d poor sees large Boobifera's appealing, I further substantiate thus:

1. It gives d poor One Problem less to Worry about, being d Cost of Baby food grin grin grin

Literarily, d poor's high desire for bigbrea$t could jokingly be addressed as being appertained to the above fact.
Now Weda Nestle lyk make dem Inflate d price of baby foods such as NAN; LACTOGEN; CERELAC etc, or even make Peak join body at Inflating dia PEAK123 or FRISO baby food, d poor fellow wud belyk singing In Chris Browns Voice "#Ain't Nobody's Bin'nex i.e Business" #Ahoigrin. Na them sabi... NL kwezuo'nu...!

2. It serves as a direct source of Inexplicable and Unquantifiable Obioma i.e Comfort & Happiness, when Used to Support The Head

This fact is simply Indubitable, and self xplanatory... You can even #AskGoogle.

The female Brea$t has always been a source of comfort to most poor men. It aint a thing of the New, but I'dnt mind Expatiating.

Uniquely as it were made, with its Natural tenderness likened to dat of A velvet, the female brea$t has been observed to excite the males Serotinin Hormones. A hormone likened to be "Happiness Hormone", thus giving them this much narcotic and Anti-Depressant effect which surpasses that often Incited by Both Alcohols, Nicotine, Caffeine etc.

I dare say; that it gives the poor dat happiness capable of giving them a fresher Incite on how to tackle 2maro's stress, thereby giving them a reason to live and face tommorow.

The brea$t wn leaned upon cud not only be of mutual benefit to both, as d female gains her #Anti-cancer, but also a beta medium for smart and Effective thinking. To me; Its simple Inspirational..... tongue

Ever wondered y most gurls tend to have a more noticeable larger left boobifera?... Yea though, it has been as a result of most men being right-handed.

Guys mek We try Upgrade na, Ambi-dexterity aint as tough as we see it, besydz even d females right tananna needs Our expertise.

Go Grab Some Skillz today!, koz Togeda We cud Collectively say "NO" to "Brea$t-Cancer".

Guys!... Go try this at Home grin grin

Mek Una carry my post dey play, World Health Organisation (WHO) and UNICEF go soon Endorse Am! grin


grin grin grin

Read the Original Article @ http://www.informationng.com/2013/10/5-scientific-facts-about-bosoms.html
LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op): 7:15pm On Jan 09, 2014
[b]***Quit the Pursuit***

Stop trying to get at her, bro. She just isn't into you.
Sure, you could be a nice guy and might be treating her like a queen.
Sure, you would never hurt her the way other guys have before, But despite that, if a girl just can't find it in herself to feel the same way towards you & see you as someone she could be with, then it's just not gonna happen no matter how hard you try.
You can't force a girl to like you. It just has to come naturally & with you, it doesn't.

Does she feel bad for hurting your feelings?

Sure, She does....,

But did she purposely try to do that?

Of course not.

You don't have to guilt trip her about it. If she realizes that she can see herself being with you, then she'll come to you & see what happens from there but until then, be a man & accept it & move on because there's other girls out there who would want a guy like you.
She's probably just not one of those girls... So, drop d feelings, 4 there Is Much Yet Undone...
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LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
[b]—MEN, "&" THEIR SELF-ABROGATED MEN-OF-GOD


When would men from lies refrain?
It hurts my heart & brings me pain,
The truth & Gospel, they seem to twist;
The thought of men, they've so made tame.

Fake prophesies abounds in them,
The multitude accrues to them.
Miracles; All men won't dare to Miss.
To hear them talk, they'd all form heaps.

Goodnews to you, they'd all profess,
It fails: You ask, they'd all gain-say.
I know one day God would repay,
I Pray they better go Confess.

A word from Hell to man Again!
"The Pope's in hell", they claim.
They died & Rose; All men Believe
Mens brain they drain & now deceive.

To Salvation: men pays Damnation,
Signs & Wonders gain their Attention.
End-time; I know is pretty near
I wish all men would for God Fear!.

Bible now stale, & old to read.
The Gospel 's-now too fake to be Real.
The men-of-god, thus knows it all.
Their names - Men sing and now Extol.

The Messiah, above has chose to gaze,
On men, Free-will he thus bestowed.
How vile all men has chose to live
Aha-Aha! - The seeds of Eve.

Cheerful-giving, they all would Preach
Respect the Priest, they'd always Teach
Touch not the Anointed, they now would sing
"Oh Lord!", to Thee I rest my Case.
[/b]
FashionRe: What Is The Difference Between Toning And Bleaching?? by IfyChuky(m): 6:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
nwa-mummy-96:
toning is BEVERLY OSU while bleaching is TONTO DIKE

Period
Gbammmmmmm!... #TeamCaseDismiss!. I cant fit laph..! grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
***AFTER EACH TRY, TRY AGAIN!...
***



—When Hardwork amounts to Vain,
Your Ill-fate haunts, and even friends; taunts,
Then grief makes you dine your pain,
I know its tough, but you've got to be strong...

—When it seem none's unlucky as you,
Your thought's now like; "DOES GOD EXIST?"
Then it'd seem all hopes is lost,
I know its not, but you've got to be strong...

—I know you tussled but couldn't get there,
Your sleepless nights had just gone Lurk,
Despite the effort, it still couldn't prove,
Its not your fault, but goodness knows best..

—The deed is done; The done is gone,
Its gone for better, and gone till never,
You sure would be better; Try a lil more harder,
'koz the done is gone, and gone forever...

—Pick the piece thats left of you,
Make amends, and make them haste,
Invest more guts, dont sulk nor whine,
Entrust to God, and Try Again...
LiteratureRe: Ifychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
[b]***Hillarious Motivation***

Just when times get xo HARD,
Just when Situations get xo TIGHT,
Just when it seem lyk all HOPE is lost - Just that scornful moment of devastasting BREAKDOWN, and
Just when Yhu think U're Doomed In Life... #Uhmmnnn, There is Something Yhu must Do:

1. Close Ur Eyes

2. Take A Deep-Breath


**** Do Yhu now Rem'ba Whom Yhu're?,
Do Yhu now Rem'ba how great Yhu Used 2 be?,
Yes, Yhu!... Have Yhu 4gotten In such a Hurry How Yhu Had Surpassed Over a Whooping 6million+ Agile Battalion In a SURVIVAL-FIGHT?...

Owk... I call 2 ur memory dat Special_Moment when Yhu Out-ran 6million souls as a SPERMATOZOA just 2 be the First 2 fertilise MUM's Ovum during Ur Conception.... #hahahahahaha... grin grin grin

How great Yhu truely Used 2 be, and Is Still You, NOTHING ever changed, not Even Ur Genes...#lols...

Yea... You Truely can pull through that SITUATION by Realizing How much the Creator Loves YOU!...
HE STILL Does, and Would Forever Do rem'ba?... x0 give Him A call, If it presses Hard.....
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LiteratureIfychuky'z Scrapbook by IfyChuky(op):
Think you lurv Scrappies?
Think you Read for the Fun of it?
- Maybe I'd Oblige You to Follow


P.S; Ain't Writing to Please Any.
I only need a Space to Ease my thoughts.
Only Need Ur Comments, if Any. I'd appreciate Ur Overt Critics #TeamCritics-Is-No-Crime

What to Expect; I write Torns of Shits, but Don't Do Stories.
I write Poems maybe, but I've got this Crazy style of Saying My Mind.

** Read My Trashy Write-Up's, But It Promises to be FUN, I no go fall ur Hands, but If I do - Please Forgive Me.
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by IfyChuky(m): 8:54am On Jan 09, 2014
Deep in thought - I lost my Thoughts
Who art thou?; Thoughts made me pout
I knew I came in sad along,
Just now Hap'nex 2 me Belong.

I knew u do these, fairly well
Those smiles on my cheek, my mouth cant tell
How come I came to loving it?
I bet I ought'be criticing this.

A 2nd look, I cant help take
A look at profile, was All it took
I knew u're so real to be fake
I wished my Wish, dont ask me please

Long ago, I dare not write
Though for poems, I wont mind fight
These lines of mine, so rada cheap
These thoughts of mine - much rada fake

4 once, U're a gem - I dare confess
So gud u write, i can attest
But some of ur post: I'd critisize
Whu cares?, Challenge with Mass Arrest.

I rest my case ma'am... Love ur piece, but you got to keep getting beta at doing dat which u love doing most. #TeamPrincesa! - Most wud yell. grin

My First NL Poem was composed yesterday, b4 stumbling on this, this mawning... I had thought I'd write no more, but I've got to change those thoughts.
Care 4a View? @ https://www.nairaland.com/1585953/men-men-of-god

#TeamCritics z much-needed. Apply Within grin
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RomanceRe: Is Sex Necessary In A Relationship? by IfyChuky(m): 6:50am On Jan 09, 2014
Ur decisions seem cool, but I've got probs. With it.

Had yu bn a Virgin, dat cud be fairly considerable, but On d contrary - U stand a lot of challanges at actualising such.

Had Yu chose to adopt continence with dat Guy, whu's gone inbtw u - I wudnt say a thing.

IMO; U stand a beta chance of actualising ur dreams, wn u get a Nyz guy, whu wud love u 4 wot u are, n not wat U've been.
Date him without having to reveal ur plans.
Be so bent at gaining his trust, even if it means been Demeaned.
If he wants ur punanni, kindly share it without resentment. Relish d moments togeda, and after which U cud take him aback & Wake him Late at Night, or Early in d morning; Try as much as possible to express ur feelings or Idea without bn selfish, haughty, or obtrusive.

He just may not understand, so yu had beta give him nicer reasons y he shud, not some kind of Wedding night cheap lines. U cud rada say, u want to be chaste - or maybe dat u aspire to express ur geniune love in beta ways devoid of s3x.

Things to note; Before u dare; U got to accept it wn he doesnt spill cash on u.

U got to take heart, wn u see or hear him, wanting to please his feelings eventually from anoda gurl.

To say the least, such Ideas are beta harnessed in dreams or fairytales, kox d fact remains dat only a very few accept such.
CelebritiesRe: Why Comedienne Princess Marriage Crashed by IfyChuky(m): 6:05am On Jan 09, 2014
ortodox: na wa o
From d pic, d lady is asking d Guy " U no go smile, even if na small?"
And d guy belike " You know say u no dey my mind."

grin grin grin. The last lines tells it all. The guy thinks she has Money #kikiki
RomanceRe: PHOTOS: Genevieve Nnaji’s Daughter Pictured In Bikini by IfyChuky(m): 8:29pm On Jan 08, 2014
Whomever daughter she is, d truth remains dat the gurl arrange wella!. Truth they say never hurts the tongue johr! grin
Poems For ReviewThe Poem Review by IfyChuky(op):
[b]—MEN, "&" THEIR SELF-ABROGATED MEN-OF-GOD


When would men from lies refrain?
It hurts my heart & brings me pain,
The truth & Gospel, they seem to twist;
The thought of men, they've so made tame.

Fake prophesies abounds in them,
The multitude accrues to them.
Miracles; All men won't dare to Miss.
To hear them talk, they'd all form heaps.

Goodnews to you, they'd all profess,
It fails: You ask, they'd all gain-say.
I know one day God would repay,
I Pray they better go Confess.

A word from Hell to man Again!
"The Pope's in hell", they claim.
They died & Rose; All men Believe
Mens brain they drain & now deceive.

To Salvation: men pays Damnation,
Signs & Wonders gain Attention.
End-time; I know is pretty near
I wish all men would for God Fear!.

Bible now stale, & old to read.
The Gospel 's-now too fake to be Real.
The men-of-god, thus knows it all.
Their names - Men sing and now Extol.

The Messiah, above has chose to gaze,
On men, Free-will he thus bestowed.
How vile all men has chose to live
Aha-Aha! - The seeds of Eve.

Cheerful-giving, they all would Preach
Respect the Priest, they'd always Teach
Touch not the Anointed, they now would sing
"Oh Lord!", to Thee I rest my Case.
[/b]



#TeamMen-of-god-are-mere-Mortals-like-me; Despite the fact that most of them are Self-acclaimed, I Strongly disagree with the way most people seem to Ignorantly worship them. Besides, I always have the Bible at My Disposal, as Well as having the Privilege to tell God my Wants. I have Faith, and Grace as well, hence its All free.
Why need I be enslaved or perhaps made a servitude, all cos I needed God's Favour?. I could always Ask for One, and If I do HIS will - I know HIS hands ain't too short to get to my rescue.
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PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by IfyChuky(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2014
Follow If Itz Worth it, I'd in the same Vein!.

Www.twitter.com/IfyChukyR

I Love Sane_Mindz, itz not my Fault tho... grin
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by IfyChuky(m): 7:34pm On Jan 07, 2014
Many Myths are yet to Escape Our Naija-Branded Mentality. #grin

But whu says a woman cant do the do while on Menses?...

Whu even told us that women are always fertile during mensuration?...

Well..., gud to note; Mensuration has always bn a tym to yield dead eggs, and faded uterus linen. Its neva a sign of fertility.
Besides, only a few class of women with eida short mensuration cycles or Irregularities in their mensural cycles by virtue of approaching menopause or heredity are found to be fertile even while mensurating.
FamilyRe: Hubby Won't Talk To Me. by IfyChuky(m): 3:21am On Jan 04, 2014
Baby mama: That is the question these pro polygamy folks can't answer
Have you noticed that you never see a woman advocating polygamy
It is always the males telling us how great it can be managed
Great for who?
For him or her?
What does a first wife IMHO the only legitimate wife gain from polygamy?
Absolutely nothing
I don't give a hoot about the extra wives
Infact anyone that comes in willingly to be a second wife,I hope she gets replaced with a third,4th ,5th until the 10th wife
If this OP had been the second wife,she would have regretted opening this thread
I for show am grin

Is there any man that wakes up and says to himself,wow I love my wife so much,she is the woman of my dreams,I just need to tell her how much I love her then to prove it he runs out and gets a second wife
It never happens
Second wives come as a result of infidelity emotional or physical
Most times They don chop am taya for outside ,give am belle sef and say what the heck

Let me make it official,anyone that doesn't like it can quench
How many threads have we had here where a woman killed her co wife or killed her husband about to marry another wife
"To hav had a 2nd wife shows how much he does lurv yu" .... Dat was simply Ironical, hope u read inbtw doz lines. wink

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