₦airaland Forum

Dear Ben,
It beats my imagination how a learned person like you would open your mouth and all sorts.
Well, you are entitled to your own opinion. I am only a consultant to this company and hence should adhere strictly to their requirement.

I believe every one has right to his wants/likes and dislikes as well. I am an Ibo woman by tribe but working under instruction. Probably, the expartrait enjoys working with this particular tribe and i guess that should in no way cause any fuss, ok?

Always think before you send in such post plssssssssssss.

@Poster

In addition to the above advertised position, the Female applicant MUST be within 30 years- 40 years of age.

A multi-national company located on the Island has urgent need of a P.A to work with one of their expatrait.

Requirments:
Minimum qualification is HND OR BSC.
Minimum of 5 years experience in a similar position
Must be Computer literate.
Must be a Female from the Yoruba speaking tribe.

The salary is very attactive and competitive too.

If you meet the above requirment, kindly forward your application and your detailed CV as attachement to: ifymalik@yahoo.co.uk.

Entry closes on 10th Feb, 2009 by 12noon.

Send your passport with some cash. I can help you travel out, Is Ghana or Cotonou not outside Nigeria?

On the other hand, give me your full details (residential address0, so that i can send some poison/bomb/rope or even gun to fasten the whole thing. We dont need to wait till 31st December, do we?

Victor,

This your post is incomplete. Would you send the application to the moon?.

Pls check your post once more.

House members, kindly help with this question as i have promised to feed the person back by the end of today. My kid cousin successfully passed the test and series of interview set by a multinational company. He was sent for a medical test and they are yet to get back to him. He made an attempt to call the HR and he was told that they will get back to him shortly (about 2 weeks now). But the poor boy is worried and has asked me if the outcome of a medical test can hinder the chances of getting job. Unfortunately, where am working, no medical test was conducted before recruitment hence i could not answer his question.

I need someone in the house who is knwoledgable on this to reply ASAP pls.

Why would you want to opt out of the NYSC when other Nigerians who had their education abroad still see the need to come home for the NYSC. Whatever job you do here in Naija, you would certainly need the certificate or Exemption letter. Unless you want to be self employed. Also note that the exemption letter on its own greatly limits your chances of getting a job especially in the areas where age limit is of great importance. This is because haveing ann exemption letter in most cases shows that you are above 30 years and you know that most establishments and all banks would not recruit a fresher who is above 30 years.

So pls endeavour to serve and and also have your own story to tell the generation unborn on your camp experience. It is essential. It also gives you the opportunity to get your own share of your country's revenue thru "alawi". You get the chance of been pampered for the 1st and last time by your country, its an experience everyone should look forward to. No wonder even papas and mamas who are far above 35 still manipulate their age just to fit into the NYSC Scheme.

Ifymalik.

Are you with your senses. Oh I guess you have nothing to do with your time.

Hey!!!! Mind you Virginity can not be lost only through sex with the opposite partner. Girls who attended Girls's school and probably practised lesbianism can also loose their virginity if either finger and candle and the likes are continually pushed into her, ok?. So the point am trying to make is that it can be lost through several ways.

Shared bedroom for life. Ofcourse there should be an extra room for late night reading after which the two MUST come together. My hubby must never sleep in separate room under the same roof. IMPOSSIBLE. That is the only way i can share everything with him. The happy moments and the Sad moments (if any) with him.

This question is for our folks there in Miami or those who visits there. However dear, as a good marketer that i am, kindly get me to Miami and i will help you find out abi research on the best place to buy Nigerian food and at the best price in Miami Florida. Im waiting!!!!. For my Visa nad Ticket ofcourse.

You can freeze your food as long as you want it BUT mind you, once frozen and brought out from freezer, PLEASE dont put it back there again. If you were unable to finish the de-froozen food, please return it to the fridge and NOT freezer. What this means is that once a frozen food defrost, it is not healthy to put it back to the Freezer again. Rather you can put it in the fridge. Research shows that it is cancerous if taken back to the freezer. VERY IMPORTANT. It is therefore adviced that you finish the food or leave it in the pot if you havent got a fridge.

No way!!! She can never get pregnant since her period came out few hours after. It simply means she was not ovulating.

If its not late then call me on 08033910707 and get details on how you will posted to your area of choice.

what do you mean by cash or kind. Do you really know what that means? Anyway if you need help, call me on 08033910707 for details on how your brother can get posted to Lagos.

Pleases if you replied to my post with the name Taj Mahal, Kindly hook me up on ifymalik@yahoo.co.uk. It is very urgent. Dont have your e-mail address, would have hooked you up.

Please respond ASAP if you are Taj Mahal.

Thanks.

Fellow Naira Landers,
I sent in a post the other time requesting if any one knows about the questions of the recruiting firm for total Nig. Plc.

I have successfully made the aptitude test and the oral interview as well.

But we are proceeding to Total HR, Can any one tells me what that stage will look like.

I need replies plssssss.

Yours forever.

yes it the test with value endowment in Lekki.

Fellow nairalanders,

Any body with hints on Total Nig aptitutde test? I have just been invited for an aptitude test by a consulting firm recruiting for Total Nigeria.
Have not attended such test before. Can someone tell me urgently what the test will look like.

Please helppppp, i need this job.

Thanks.