₦airaland Forum

jorges1:
Igbo's act like fools some times. Someone said u will die in d lagoon within 7days if u don't vote for Ambode and some people are clapping. I don't understand d purpose of d clap. Is it for a speech well delivered or is it in conformity with what he said or what? I need clearance please, I may not HV understood d clap properly. Maybe someone might help me explain

You don't understand the clapping , ]yet you rushed into mouthing insults at the Igbos, calling them fools. They were just being polite in the palace of the Oba.
*shakes head*

[size=15pt] GEJ lost and conceded peacefully, We have not even voted in the guber elections and yet we are already being threatened. If not that today is Easter Monday, Amadioha would have paid some people a midnight visit.[/size]

Chartey:
ATBU teaching hospital you mean? ABUTH is in Zaria.

Yes, ATBU. Sorry for the typo

I've said it before and I will say it again

[size=13pt] Buhari lost an election and incited his followers into violence; killing and maiming people all over the North

Jonathan lost a similar election; conceded defeat and set plans in motion to have a seamless transition.

That is why he is a hero. He may not be a hero of governance, but he is a hero of democracy [/size]

Thanks to Jonathan, Dogs and Baboons are sleeping safe

[size=14pt] Buhari lost an election and incited his followers into violence; killing and maiming people all over the North

Jonathan lost a similar election; conceded defeat and set plans in motion to have a seamless transition.

That is why he is a hero. He may not be a hero of governance, but he is a hero of democracy [/size]

Thanks to Jonathan, Dogs and Baboons are sleeping safe

House, has anybody ever invested in REITs or ETFs? I'm about to invest in a couple and I'd want some advice

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
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WEMABANK
REDSTAREX
GUINEA INSURANCE

OneChance

When compared to all the threats of humiliation received, I think PDP has acquitted itself fairly well in the South-West, clearly making 25% in many areas.
Let me tell you how this whole thing will pan out:

-One candidate will win popular vote but fail to bag 25% in some areas
--INEC declares the result to be inconclusive and a re-run ensues. .(However, remember that FG has not released any money for any run-off)
---In the midst of all the bickering b/w INEC and govt, we reach the constitutional ceiling for conducting elections
----Then, GHEN GHEN, constitutional emergency sets in
-----Interim National Govt is inaugurated and the cabal that doesn't want GMB in power will achieve their wish

That is the grand plan. That is why the elections were shifted. It was never about allowing Oga Jona gain more time or any nonsense like that; just to bring us a little closer to the edge

You Read It Here First

GBAM!


Some people keep forgetting they are trying to upstage the Commander- in-Chief of the most populous black nation on planet. . .the freaking Commander-in-Chief! . . .the Almighty Kwamputu!!

GEJ till Fashola stops deporting Igbo people to the banks of River Niger
GEJ till Tinubu visits the Dentist for teeth whitening and purchase of Oral-B

The six-month vice president

@justwise, this one is future FP tinz. .

Space purchased and fenced

Chigoztonyy:
Please can someone advice me on places to send blindly my application for housemanship to the north, since I've not heard of any opening? Please am desperate.

Try ABUTH in Bauchi

Valentine's day is free again!!
I just pity all those people who have spent money and time printing
FeBUHARI!!

I don't believe this. If there was going to be a defection, we would have seen the smoke before the fire.
Mere propaganda.

Pls, how do I give my broker a instruction in order for me to get a specified amount of shares at a certain price. Is there any special lingo? or do I just say: Buy XX Units of Company Y @ 200naira. Of course, I should ask my broker but I want a neutral opinion and I don't want to get cheated.

So, I started the Stanbic IBTC MMF today. It was quite an easy process; just your documents and funds transfer receipt. The bank staff were quite courteous. Within 24hrs, I had received an email alert giving me details of my online access password.
I logged on to their portal and my 100k don add 31naira on top
Let's see how the whole thing goes

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This is a good move but the timing may be misconstrued!!!

Booked... lemme drink alomo first

booked. . . securing documents for this space

Great thread lads, lets keep it going.

FBN MMF and Stanbic MMF are some of the better mutual funds in the market. My opinion is that though Stanbic may have a larger base, wider reach and ?better managers, their fees are not a bowl of ice-cream. Nevertheless, you can't go wrong with either of them.

Does anybody know of any other good funds or fund managers? (Please don't mention ARM). Even as the market is tanking, the yield of some of these funds will definitely drop. I've been trying to find any information about ETFs(particularly Vetiva and Stanbic). I hear ETFs have some advantages over ordinary mutual funds.

Lafarge WAPCO's result is terrible. I dunno if they are having teething problems from the consolidation exercise or they are being affected by the Dangote/SON brouhaha.
Sometimes when you get bigger, you don't get better ( . .but, what do I know sef?)

Btw, does anybody have any experience/info on chapelhill denham. I want to decamp.

So sad for Canon
Transfer support to #TeamAfolabi


Re-watching that selection party just reminded me of how hot Sharon was before she entered the jungle.

I'm seriously considering the Stanbic ETF and the Vetiva Griffin ETF. I hear they are more liquid than mutual funds. Stanbic seems to be a bit pricey at 100 naira a pop.

In September 2009, Nestle was hovering below 200 naira. Mi pop was advised not to buy because the stock was too expensive, the P.E was too high and other 'analyses'.
Exactly five years later since our now defunct stockbroker dropped his 'tip', all I can say is . . .' Thunder fire missed opportunities'

*bump*
??ChapelHill Denham
??Investment One

The FG has consistently demonstrated an unwillingness to improve the health sector. This is because almost all govt officials and their lackeys can easily fly out for the mildest medical ailment.