₦airaland Forum

Jorussia:
Thank God the president is now applying federal character in his appointment. He should balance the equation in our security agencies.

He has finished sharing all the juicy portions of meat. Other zones can now eat from the rest.



But why is Ifeanyi Araraume on that list? That dude is fraudulent

mu2sa2:
Believe it or not, nw is safer, even with bh activities, compred to se and ss with the ritual killers, cultists, armed robbers freely operating there.

Re-read the rubbish you just posted and delete it.

The NW was not the focal point of BH
Armed robbers, ritual killers and cultists are not operating 'freely' in the SS/SE

MILFangela:
Jabi Lake in Abuja, right? I hope Senator Ben Bruce can build more of his Silverbrid Malls and Cinema Houses in Bayelsa and the entire Ijawland so that his Ijaw brothers and sisters would be gainfully employed instead of engaging in militancy

Militants don't watch movies

lezz:
[b]For OP:

How do I address a faceless coward who hides behind an unknown moniker to address a girl!!! Isn't this the height of cowardice?

I understand the OP is decker who has huge crush for Mïmzy and was so irked how a decent, nice girl like that would get down with an inexorable, relentless fücking fücker like me? But that's the beautiful complexity of life. Guys who pretend to be overly nice are often slithering snakes feeding on dirt.

And the not-so-nice guys like me tell the world my story and intention as they are conceived in my heart; Unsettling bluntness!

So who takes the words of mask-wearing goofball like the OP seriously? It's akin to a masked terrorist preaching to the world about decency.

One thing's for sure though, he's a sad, dejected, lovelorn-magnet who blaims the knight for his failure in meeting the object of his love. How pathetic.


And you, when are you going to enstamp your name in a proper certificate? I understand you have failed repeatedly at every efforts of your hands!
Cease measuring your life by the constancy with which you appear on controversial threads which do not even concern you to begin with.

The only certificate of value your name is written on is an SSCE devoid of 5 credits.
Learn a craft if your mental frame cannot support the weight of formal education.

Or you can try becoming a professional jester or clown to leverage your financial destitution. Your moniker is the sort no one takes seriously--- you're not even hated or loved. You're just sitting squarely in the intersection of indifference to most people. You fùcking try too much to be seen as bad. Stick to clowning, it's your birth-badge

A looney is more apt too if you fancy that.

And my erstwhile comrade madrina aka Sherrycoco, alias Urlando are you ready for me yet?

Go gear up! I relish taken punches as much as I love giving them; that's why I'm giving you a forewarning. Go dig up my grave, mate, I have dug a dozen for you and your restless ghosts.

You won't hover!!![/b]

Gaddamn!! You are fierce

No honourable mention for GEJ?


I thought the Otuoke man dinor do anything

Nkenkenyi87:
The thing wey make me stop visiting prostitutes even before I get married was cos I always demand to dispose my condom myself after sex,but they wont allow me,so I stopped cos I don't trust those girls!Lolz...but managing prostitutes is easy than all these girls!

Ah ahn! Is it not your condom?

Sijo01:
This is the major reason I pity for people who choose to fight anyone that offends them. You don't know who will die the next minute and just a little push or slap from you will turn you to a murderer.
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Let's be wise... .. .. RIP man.

Correct o! Nobody wants to know if the dead person had any medical condition.
As far as they know, na you kill am

Jayceo:
Why is this on FP? I am starting to believe nairaland just wants to promote Islam.Everything is about somebody converting to islam..thats being a biased forum.Not helpful atall.Just two comments already on FP

You have just hit the nail on the head.
Every week or two, we get news of somebody converting from Christianity to Islam. What makes a person's religious choice news-worthy?

@martwayne,
Do you have a course for beginners who want to learn how to sew clothes for men? Possibly a weekend course
I'm not a teen

Will the money ever get paid?
What happened in the case of Baba Suwe vs. NDLEA?

MidasTouche01:
Could you please explain why u made this statement?

It is clickbait and deliberately misleading

[s]

Proffdada:
I checked the name and wasn't disappointed
Babymama wannabe from baby factory

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It is too early for your madness

Only June salary and these people are complaining.

Go to Edo state and see those without salary for 17 months

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Do you teach male tailoring?

I need a place in Lagos to learn male tailoring. Is there any affordable fashion school on the mainland?

lefulefu:
Remember what Al Pacino said in the movie scarface.Get the money first and when u get d money u get d power and when u get d power u get d women.with money u can get any trophy wife of ur choice

Word!!
Money then power then women

It is alright as long as he is preaching from the bible

Some pastors like to reference different versions. do you want him to carry different bibles to the pulpit

Relinquished

LyfeJennings:
Lol.
So Abounce is mama's son
Jazzman Olofin married mama's grandaughter which I believe is Abounce's niece

Baba, u no dey update your diary ni?

It have tey o!!