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GEJ staring an flat booobs in a mumuish manner as usual, while feigning a handshake.

NA ONLY YOU WAKA KOME?

Omisore should just set up a parallel government in Ile Ife and rule over the 292,000 buffoons that voted for him for the next for years. Alternatively, he can convert his governorship campaign structure to Omisore Senatorial campaign organization and battle his conquistador Omoluwabi Jide Omoworare for the senate next February.

The same Adeboye that drove on empty fuel thank from Benin to Lagos? Abeg. In 2face voice: E be like say they want tell us another story again oooooo. So this is what people travelled from all over the world to come and listen to? SMH

But what is the moral of this story self? When harassed by woman: (1) Report to police IG (2) Run away to London (3) Never answer hotel phone (4) Report to your church (5) call for holy anger prayer.

Some people just have bible for decoration and as punishment are made to listen to stories like this.

Chai! So Omisore ate two corns and climbed okada in vain. And Buruji Kashamu the drug lord's rice abd Kerosene investment went down the drain! Eeeyah!

V6? 300k. Deal?

TOOLZ was only joking o. She has been severally washed and she is as clean as velvet. Toolz will be laughing hard at seeing her name listed on this thread.

Tonylyte: my prediction on page 2. No hating, start rating.

Notorious match fixer.

Where exactly is this general overseer from? Very enterprising!

Those prophecies that are not for public consumption are not FREE TO AIR (FTA) but are PAY PER VIEW (PPV). Those who donate 1b Naira for auditorium construction will view the prophecies.

Na by force to prophesy?

Too bad

Pls note that the JTF will be conducting several recconnaisant flights on this thread shortly. All bloody civilians are advised to keep off!

Abeg make nobody on Nairaland apply for this post so that I can get the job. Tenks and tenks again.

If thunder doesn't strike Kemi Olunloyo dead before the next seven days, this will further strengthen my suspicion that Adeboye is fake like the rest of the business men pastors. Thunder better strike NOW!

Soreza: I ve always prefered osita from the first day than chinedu,not only hez humble,many more attributes,ride on man,size no be wisdom

He has no choice considering his height. Na Jim Iyke hin wan proud for or what?

Gbolahan Salami of 3SC of Ibadan. Emenike is becoming arrogant. He is already saying he will perform wonders in Brazil even when he hasn't made the team. Gbolahan Salami is a far better strike.

Anyone does have a very good plot of Land in first page avenue of this thread city? Pls am willing to buy. The building I want to erect is too beautiful to be of 6th page avenue. Pls pls pls. I will pay $50 Billion that NNPC did not remit to the treasury.

They will tell you the Apostle Peter was the bodyguard or Jesus. He sliced off the ear of one of his arrestors.

Chai! How will I drive thru that hell hole on Sunday to Ibadan now?

I won't even waste my 112th comment on this thread. *spits of thread and bolts away*

I won't waste my 111th comment here. I will rather use it to comment elsewhere.

I can't afford to waste my 110th comment on a useless story like this!

SA has lost his greatest son. Who will now be the
hero and moral compass for Africa? May God keep
and protect our own greatest son General Olusegun
Obasanjo, the only man on the African continent
that comes closest to the Madiba ideals in
leadership. OBJ the baton of African leadership is
now in ur hand.

SA has lost his greatest son. Who will now be the hero and moral compass for Africa? May God keep and protect our own greatest son General Olusegun Obasanjo, the only man on the African continent that comes closest to the Madiba ideals in leadership. OBJ the baton of African leadership is now in ur hand.

In Trust We God.

Has Alhaji Asari Dokubo been released?

freda506: Ilesha Osun state!

Question says what VILLAGE not what TOWN or CITY.

What is special about Steven Keshi? He is just playing on luck. We want an igbo man as the coach of the Super Eagles. Most of the players in the Eagles are igbos anyway.

Nairaland please alert me when GEJ, PEJ, Adeboye and the Sultan of Sokoto release their own gun pose.

This man is really serious about his intention to kick gaari out of existence. He budgeted 9b naira to fight gaari. Guys Don't sleep. Stand up for your brand.

E be like say London Kain Kain no suit this man body. Abeg original sapele water to the rescue.