Politics › Re: What Do You Think About My Boss' Parable? by iGeneral: 9:57am On Dec 15, 2015 |
I think you should get the sack for coming online to expose the innocent ignorance of your boss. You will still blame Buhari when that happens. Just pray your boss isn't reading all the abuses you made him suffer on this thread. |
Politics › Re: What Do You Think About My Boss' Parable? by iGeneral: 9:47am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Ask your dumb boss the following questions:
1. If his total working capital is N200 and the boy stole N80, will he report to police or just open shop and stay there like mumu?
2. How many times have Buhari, Adeosun and Emefiele appeared in court to prosecute the looters?
3. What is the work of police, EFCC and other law enforcement agencies?
4. Has Buhari appointed people to work with him on the economy? If yes, have they complained that only memos relating to corruption fighting get approved by Buhari?
Be very weary of a dumb boss cos you can't rise above the level of your boss
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Education › Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by iGeneral: 6:51pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
kennysbst: OP you shouldn't have gave up because u never knw how many lives you have changed so far.
Am presently HNDll student,while I learnt a lot frm u cos I had a course mate I was dating in class presently which am abt to call the relationshp a quit. I fell in luv with her cos of her personality but never knew she could be using me as financial boy friend.
I came to realize her father never bother abt her education due to his polygamous home.U can imagine a father sending her daughter account number while in class receiving lecture to contribute to his birthday party since all his children did same thing.
Believe me I never had anything with her cos it was contrary to my believe but I gave her every of my support but to my greatest surprise,there was a day I was sick while I called her,she took long b4 she show up and with a drug which I used. during her stay with me. she received a call a promise to show up while I was even joking dat so u are leaving me with my illness for another guy and she said she only wanted to attend to her room mate.
After some minutes she lift I was feeling board because I hate staying alone but I was back on my feet.I decided to pay her a surprise visit since have gained my strength.
Guess what she wasn't at her hostel,I called her phone number while I pretended as if I was still on the bed.she picked my called and said she is still inside her hostel and b4 I asked next question she cut the call and after rejecting another calls frm me,she later switch off her phone.now I realise that was a strategy.I wanted to be sure while I decided to check her frm her friend hostel but on my way I saw her with a guy with a native dress and cap from faraway.she could not hide but she felt like disappearing from my sight while I walk towards them and pretended I had nothing or even know her b4,she greeted me and asked abt my health as if am just a common man on the street.
Sincerely it a along story but now I realised that, you trying to assist someone does not mean you will be loved by them.
She pleaded after returning bck. Due to the lost I have for her I forgave her but I cult her again and this time was on her phone.
I could have loved to write more but am not a good writer. Gosh your grammar is terrible. And you are supposed to be in HND II? |
Education › Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by iGeneral: 6:34pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
End time story teller.  |
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Buys His Mother A Toyota Jeep As Birthday Gift (photo) by iGeneral: 5:06pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
He has just set up his mother as target for armed robbers and kidnappers. You buy this kind of car for a modest woman and announce it online? Better start preparing the ransom money. Just in case. Yeye. |
Politics › Re: Ohamai Godwin (@MrFixNigeria) Dumps PDP Over Amaechi's Screening by iGeneral: 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Amaechi retired Jonathan from Presidency. Now the same Amaechi has retired Ohimai from the PDP. |
Politics › Re: See Why Buharis Asset Declaration Is A Deception by iGeneral: 5:54am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Is this how to do an analysis? What I find deceptive here is your pretension to want to do an analysis. Poor grammar, shallow inferences, pedestrian analogies et al. OP, if you wanna be a wailer, be a good one. You are disgracing the comity of wailing Wailers with this haphazard attempt to analyse PMB's assets declaration. |
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Sexiest Women Of Nigerian Soap Opera by iGeneral: 8:33am On Aug 12, 2015 |
chuna1985: mother fvcker ur not igbo n u can never be.
d foolish side of u is claiming that only Yoruba people act soap operas. Even when watery shiit is being shared, igbos will still complain of marginalisation. They will grumble that they are not getting their fair share of the shiit. Haba! |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Pictured About To Board A Flight This Morning by iGeneral: 4:22pm On Aug 05, 2015 |
The Lee Kuan Yew of Otuoke. Long time o. |
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Paraded By Lagos State Police Command (Photos) by iGeneral: 7:22pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Kenneth Omeruo, what have you done? |
Celebrities › Re: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by iGeneral: 7:31pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Between four or among four?  |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: Women's World Cup (0 - 2) On 13th June 2015 by iGeneral: 6:53am On Jun 13, 2015 |
These girls were good footballers when they were under-aged. But now that they've grown and started knowing men, the story has changed. You just have to look at oparanozie and see the result. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by iGeneral: 10:16am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Coach Bastian sweinsteiger will be proud of how his boys took Nigeria out  |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by iGeneral: 6:14am On Jun 07, 2015 |
OREMUS Live! On AIT  |
Politics › Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by iGeneral: 7:15am On May 30, 2015 |
ifedubatoochukw: I repeat once again the Central Military Command are not combatant soldiers they are experts there you find computer scientist manning the drones and satellite images rebroadcasting Enemy troop location to the combatant soldiers on ground and the airforces, there you even find Military nuclear experts etc..
they gather information, plan and cordinate military assaults ...
Central Military Command is an intelligent unit in the Army that is where military operation is directed using satellite images .. Buhari in this single directive acted as a man who is no longer in touch with modern military techniques
Nigeria military Command Area Of Responsibilty covers the whole of Nigeria and outside Nigeria where our troops are stationed currently
so it is very much senseless to relocate such a unit with sensitive data right at the frontline as if modern military intelligent information is gotten by trekking around sambisa forest in the middle of the Night? what are military satellites for? and surveillance drones? Now you have to tell us whether the Central Military Command for the whole military is the same as the Command Centre of a military mission which is now being relocated close to the combat zone. Some people just write articles to popularise their idiocy |
Politics › Re: NDLEA Sorrounds The Home Of Kashamu Buruji by iGeneral: 11:50am On May 23, 2015 |
oloriooko: How on earth did this man win? This is the prob with our politics, the electorate is uninformed while the candidates boldly flaunt themselves as saints. He's not the only one in this shoe, there are many criminals ruling us while we praise them and it's not peculiar to any party, its general! Do not wonder how on earth he won. The thunder that will fire him pushed him to go and contest for election and be in the face of the people. The drug case didn't start today. All this while he had been a kingmaker, no one disturbed him. But now that he chose to be a king himself, his past has come calling. |
Politics › Re: Federal Cabinet: Security Agencies Screen Names Submitted By Buhari [see List] by iGeneral: 4:30pm On May 16, 2015 |
This list is as fake as GEJ's humility. Segun Oni and Kayode Fayemi both from Ekiti state where GMB lost? How will Ekiti produce two ministers in a lean cabine? Meanwhile, where is Mamora, Utomi, Abike Dabiri, Jiddah, etc? This list is as fake as patience Jonathan's pretension to being a peace loving woman. |
Politics › Re: Gej's Trekkers Share Their Doctors Report After Going For Medical Check Up[pics] by iGeneral: 1:18pm On May 16, 2015 |
Available trekking hashtag for sale:
1. #Trek4Anyim - he delivered 20 million endorsers to Jonathan.
2. #Trek4ifeanyiUba - Biggest election scam
3. #Trek4FaniKayode - loudest mouth jail time loading.
4. #Trek4Okupe - Fatest swimmer and shameless aide
If interested in purchasing any of these trekking right or more, kindly contact me.
Thanks. |
Politics › Re: Gej's Trekkers Share Their Doctors Report After Going For Medical Check Up[pics] by iGeneral: 1:18pm On May 16, 2015 |
Available trekking hashtag for sale:
1. #Trek4Anyim - he delivered 20 million endorsers to Jonathan.
2. #Trek4ifeanyiUba - Biggest election scam
3. #Trek4FaniKayode - loudest mouth jail time loading.
4. #Trek4Okupe - Fatest swimmer and seamless aide
If interested in purchasing any of these trekking right or more, kindly contact me.
Thanks. |
Career › Re: Please Help Me Choose Between Zenith And UBA by iGeneral: 8:14am On May 15, 2015 |
Tinyemeka: I beg to differ.
There are banks with job security almost similar to Federal civil service and they are ZB and FBN.
It takes a lot (integrity issues and maybe gross incompetence) to get sacked at ZB. I've heard of several layoffs at UBA but none at ZB within the same period.
The time ZB did mass sacking was when they dropped IT staff at branches.
@OP, one cannot compare the security of working at ZB with UBA. ZB is far better. However, I don't know why they introduced this contract thing. It's just so unlike ZB. If they told you conversion after 2 yrs and you feel you are ok with that sal, then take it. ZB staff tend to have a better bargaining power when they wish to move to another bank. This is a classic example of how people become experts in what they have absolutely no knowledge about. Up till 2008, Zenith offered job security. But from then on, they fire at will. You are wrong to say the only mass sacking in Zenith was of IT. Zenith did mass sacking in December 2009, April 2012 and many more since then. As I type, the bank is already compiling the list for the next round. This gentleman here needs honest advice to take a life changing decision. So don't tell him what you don't know anything about. |
Career › Re: Please Help Me Choose Between Zenith And UBA by iGeneral: 8:01am On May 15, 2015 |
I will be brutally candid with you. If your idea of working is build a career in banking, I will say you haven't found a job yet even as you claim to have two. I don't know of UBA but Zenith will most likely recruit you as a "Transaction Officer" with 80k monthly salary with no other allowances. As a transaction officer, you are stuck on that level until your contract will expire. If the bank still needs your services, they will renew the contract on same terms and you start the cycle again. This job is basically a sustenance or subsistent job. It absolutely holds out no career progression prospect.. If you do take it, start immediately looking for how to move to the next bank that will offer you a professional and not a contract offer. NOTE: Zenith doesn't have a practice of converting contract staff to professional staff even if you are as qualified as Ngozi Okonjo Iweala. All the best. |
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Chief Threatens Igbo Will Secede If Marginalised by iGeneral: 9:01pm On May 12, 2015 |
Haaaaa. The people who own 98% of lagos won't secede. Unless they want to go anw own 99.99% of Chad. |
Politics › Re: Treck For Gej From Abuja To Otuoke. by iGeneral: 10:32am On May 04, 2015 |
This is a scam. No man can trek to otuoke. At some point, he has to board a boat and that renders his journey useless. |
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Shows Off Amazing Post Baby Body (photo) by iGeneral: 10:37am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Who wan bet? Her mother will do Joseph Yobo before the end of the omugwo |
Politics › Re: Fayose Pictured At Ado Chicken Republic Eating Meat (pic) by iGeneral: 10:50am On Apr 25, 2015 |
I have never seen a picture of Fayose in office working or commissioning projects. I only see pictures that details his gluttony. Anyway he was voted because of his devotion to the belly in the name of stomach infrastructure. |
Properties › Re: Funny Picture: House With Over 15 Satellite Dishes by iGeneral: 6:40am On Apr 25, 2015 |
NASA base things. |
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Celebrates His 28th Birthday Today by iGeneral: 10:01am On Apr 22, 2015 |
His younger brother is 32 |
Romance › Re: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by iGeneral: 3:32pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
Nothing to fear. Ordinarily that a local container for local eye liner called tiroo in yoruba. However I can't say if your fiancee has changed its destiny. |
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Plotting My Extradition To Settle Scores – Kashamu by iGeneral: 7:27am On Apr 20, 2015 |
It will be the greatest act of patriotic duty if Obasanjo succeeds with this plot. In fact, all his sins past, present, and future are forgiven if he can successfully fax Kashamu to the US to clear his name. That man should never be allowed to pollute the senate chamber with his tainted presence. |
Politics › Re: Abati Reacts To Punch Story On N2tr by iGeneral: 6:53am On Apr 20, 2015 |
jmoore: You know some folks are gullible, especially when they are not good in mathematics. They hardly make use of common sense.
2 Trillion Naira is 10billion dollars. Quack journalists who don't know their numerals.
"The 2012 US presidential race was the most expensive in history, as President Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney topped $2 billion in combined fundraising, the final campaign tallies show." Guy you just made this 2trillon Naira story more believable with your contribution. If Obama and Romney spent $2 billion like you said, they did so basically on campaign adverts, mobilisation and logistics. No dime was spent bribing militia groups or obas. Here, imagine how much Jonathan spent bribing Obas, CAN, OPC, MASSOB, Egbesu boys, twitter goons, Nollywood yeye-brities, ISIS and any other entity he imagines can save him from defeat. When u calculate all these, u will get the balance of $8billion. |
Politics › Re: President Jonathan’s Salary Revealed by iGeneral: 6:41am On Apr 20, 2015 |
If you believe this you will believe anything including that the number of teeth in Ruky Sanda's mouth is 32 in number. |
Politics › Re: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by iGeneral: 12:33pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Tolexander: Ngige[/b]! Ngige is good and capable but I think Ogbonnaya Onu will clinch it. |