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TAN -Acronym for a Nigerian-based organisation of failed, failing and debt ridden business men and professionals. 

TAN Ambassador - a Nigerian businessman/woman or professional who has lost his means of livelihood or professional relevance and is looking for a political substitute: see Emeka Ike 

TANoid- A Nigerian jobless youth whose future has been stolen but is pretending not to see the thief.‎ He loves to mouth the full names of the thief including the ones from the east and north when talking about him.
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TANlets- Nigerian school children whose future ambition is to become a TAN ambassador or a TANoid.

TANday/TANdy/TANny- A child born to a TAN ambassador/TANoid on a TAN mega rally day.

TANmuno, TANtolohun- A child so named because his parents see the TAN organisation as the economic and financial  alpha and omega and the ATM of TAN the only god‎ to worship.
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TANkyou - words used to expressed appreciation by TAN members after their 'professional' fees have been paid after each mega rally out.

saTAN‎- the chief promoter and the propelling spirit behind the entire TAN fraud. 
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Sun-TAN-ned‎ - what happens to the skin of TAN members as a result of long hours of standing in the sun for a mega rally meant to beg the god of TAN to come and rule over mere mortals.

JonaT(h)AN- the ATM and the only god TAN members swear by‎.

Keshi got everything wrong today, including his dressing and choice of chewing gum.

Chaotic play by super Eagles of Nigeria

These are two women on heat with husbands that are absolutely uninterested in calming them down for now as they are busy calming down younger girls who are on heat too. The two have to encourage themselves to keep it together.

Jonah the newscaster.

Now how does one refrain from insulting this guy?

Wizkid with his latest track on his mama is racing to join this group.

Baby Governor still with feeding bottle in his mouth emerging as a national leader and BOT chairman? Wow!

Keshi is a huge joke. A joke bigger than all the jokes Alibaba has ever pulled off in his illustrious comedy career. So after been roundly rejected by SA and Ethiopia, and being disgracefully shunned by Ghana, he came back to Nigeria. And to cap his unraveling, he went back to his vomit by recalling Ike Uche. Honestly I initially believed him when he said 10 nations were chasing him with 200k dollars a month contract. But it is clear he has become a liability and nobody wants him near their team. I will propose therefore that in the event NFF want to renew his contract, his salary should be reviewed downward to 3M until we begin to see results and attractive football again

This is what happens when you have an acting Inspector General of police. He is loyal to the ruling party rather than the nation.

Is he saying that gangster Oritseje-something was anointed from the same stock of oil as him? Am confused here meeeennnn!

Keshi is the ambassador for peak milk. Chai!

olayincar:
I don't know why keshi is nt calling dis guy back!
Can't he learn from England coach N brazil coach, I heard he just called kaka back to their team

But Martins is older than Kaka's dad

I bet that is not what he says when he lies down on the bed with Patience. Election year statement.

"God", come and see your man o. He said he's facing hardship....lol






Anyway back then one man (Jesus) died for many. Nowadays, many have died for one man (TB Joshua).

Once I listen to any politician talking about not taking salary when elected, I immediately conclude he will be very corrupt if elected.

Now am very sure that Jonathan is ready to lose 2015 election. Banning Ponmo is worse than removing fuel subsidy. The riot will bring down any administration that tries it.

What Stephen Kechi sees in Uche Nwofor, Nnamdi Oduamadi and Azeez still baffles me. How on earth did a clubless fellow who isn't getting games make the team ahead of Obafemi Martins who is doing great in the MLS? If you are playing games on the African continent, u need aggressive players like Martins to keep thje opposition in their own half. I somehow wish Kechi will lose to south Africa so that his negotiation power will be completely eroded. Later the mumu coach will come and be asking for N15M for chewing sumal chewing gum for 90 minutes while real tactical genuses like Claude Le Roy and Shakes Mashaba are winning games away from home. Mtchewwwww!

B O L A R I N W A

I wish one of those women in white house will just post the picture of the fraudstar yellow pennis and shut him up from this childish braggadocio. Is he telling us that he hasn't slept with a woman since 2009 when he faxed his wife to UK as the branch manager of the church and abandoned her there? Maybe massturbation has been serving him for all those years sha.

We should lose to South Africa so that Keshi can at least pack his baggage and go earn his N15M for chewing gum in 90 minutes elsewhere.

I don't believe this. The minister's nose alone will consume 1 mega watt of electricity

Aunty Dora, the woman that attempted to stop us from calling Nigeria 'Naija'

Superstar007: Chai! I don see my wifey oh. This number 8 is killing me

Courtney Dike is taken bros. Go for Njoku or the goalkeeper.

Will this commentator stop calling asisat "Osho-sho-ala"? It's Oshoala duh!

Coach has infected all players with Rolling virus.

Rolling time for coach Devdevoh

Oshoala....Kontinu. There's God.

homesteady: That our red hair first aid woman is fine oh! I've been noticing her since day 1

Weldone. You try. That's all you can do to support the nation.

I recommend acting in Tinsel for Genevieve and Rita Dominic. Maybe one of the will be lucky with Bashiru, Bimpe's money bag and puppet who turned out to be her relation.