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RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by IGWEUSA(m): 7:15am On Dec 27, 2008
CASE SOLVED! tongue tongue tongue tongue

This have to deal with both boys and girls, no matter how you love your partner, always try to maintain your own dichorum, that kind of personality you guys had before meeting for the first time.


I can remember of an experience i had with girl . Over a long period of time, this girl had been looking for my face, but finally we started dating. But lo and behold, after one week , this girl started hangin ma calls and never picked it up till today. I'm not that kind of a Guy that is alwaz interested in Girls, but for a long time, I wondered Why this happpened. Sometimes, i wonder waz it because i called her cell phone alot, just to show some luv and inversely bringing down ma self so low for her. COS' of this, i join d rank of guys that say " GIRLS ARE CRAZY"


*********my greatest mistake******

I REST THE CASE, lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Isn't It A Shame When You Can't Speak Your Mother Tongue?! by IGWEUSA(m): 2:27pm On Dec 26, 2008
this Female poster is at d right igbo language hospital, lol

Just one kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss, she will loose her ability 2 speak any other language than her mother tongue!


*********Boys oye, Oye****************
Christianity EtcRe: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up by IGWEUSA(m): 1:58pm On Dec 26, 2008
Carlosein:
ignoramus desperate to exhibit talent!!!
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MUMU wey no sabi d root of difrent churches wey dey on earth.

For ur information, all these mushroom churches broke out from d Roman catholic church.


********better join d winning team, instead of being a hater*********** tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by IGWEUSA(m): 1:47pm On Dec 26, 2008
JEHOVAH YOU TOO MUCH, WITHOUT U , I 4 DON DIE, I THANK U 4 ALL U HAVE DONE 4 ME N ALSO 4 D ONES U WILL DO IN ADVANCE.


***PUTTING NAIJA IN YOUR HANDS, DELIVER the GOVERNMENT and also D IGNORANT HAUSA PPL THAT ENJOYS KILLING*************
Christianity EtcRe: God Please Come Down And Show Yourself So People Stop Doubting by IGWEUSA(m): 1:36pm On Dec 26, 2008
Please u guys should pause it here , it is still too early 4 his visitation. God exists, and he will surely come down.

************* BUt that should be when i will be as old as methusaleh, a period when i will be able 2 be a BORN AGAIN*****************


i rest ma case, huh huh huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: Pst Chris Oyakhilome And T.b Joshua Are Secret Agent Of The Devil by IGWEUSA(m): 1:23pm On Dec 26, 2008
A BOMBARSTIC KPOOZAAAA 4 D POSTER OF DIS THREAD, U DID D RIGHT THING 2 LEAVE D gOD DAMN CHURCH.


ANY WAY, NA HARDSHIP DE FORCE NAIJA PEOPLE INTO ALL THESE YEYE CHURCHES, ALL IN D NAME OF MIRACLE.

*** U GO in 4 D healin of ur head ache ,they will definitely heal d head ache BUT only 2 give U AIDS in return************* cry cry cry cry cry cry

i rest ma case, lol
FamilyRe: Living In The Same Single Room With Ur Wife And Ur Male Friend:pls Advise! by IGWEUSA(m): 12:51pm On Dec 26, 2008
POSTER, IF U RE A KRISTIAN LAKA ME, THEN U DONT HAVE 2 WORRY ABOUT D ISSUE.

U CAN ALLOW AS MANY AS ONE MILLION GUYS IN UR MATRIMONIAL ROOM, after all d baibul said that we should alwaz share with our neighbours/ d needy.

BUt complainet not if any thang happen,

i rest ma case, smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
FamilyRe: Children Raised In Nigeria Are Better? by IGWEUSA(m): 12:41pm On Dec 26, 2008
U GUYS SHLD PAUSE A LITTLE BIT , because' THERE IS NO ARGUMENT HERE.

               
               I   KNOW A 14 years OLD  NAIJA BOY [born n raised in us] ,  HE FIGHTS HIS FATHER  AND THREATENS TO CALL 911 FOR HIS FATHER

  IF HE dears 2 wallop HIM.

             AS FOR D MOTHER, SHE ONLY HAVE 2 BEG THE BOY ALL D TIME and luku luku like look.



                    WHO DEAR you to MISBEHAVE LIKE this 4 NAIJA, !
         

               i rest ma case, :] lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by IGWEUSA(m): 11:57am On Dec 26, 2008
slimfine:
I left home to US couple of years ago and I left as a teen so I didn't really have the opportunity to hassle for University or job in Naija. but I have been laughing my butt off with all the various experiences. Here in The US, WA to be precised, first impression is highly important but not as important as what we call probationary period. within this first 3 month period, you are not suppose to make any mistakes at what you do. if you do, you will be Fired!!!! regardless of how your interview went.

They emphasize that you know the history of the company and have experience. the previous job experience doesn't have to be a paid but could be acquired through volunteering. So instead of waiting months searching for employment, we might want to get a volunteer at your related field while you are searching and almost every company hires volunteers.

Another thing that helped me secure a job while I am still in College is that I spoke from the heart. you can never go wrong when you listen from your heart. I work in a five star hotel as a receptionist. Even though that my long time goal is not to be in hotel business since I am in medical field, I told my director during the interview that being a receptionist will help me with my communication skill and i love to meet and learn from diffeernt people and as medical student I need this skill to communicate efficiently with my patient and their families.

He smile and told me to go and do a drug test (which is require so that they know you are not junkie)

I passed my 3month probation and have been there for 3years while I am still pursing my degree. tongue



            Naa Men, slim y did they send a fine girl like u 4 drug testing.

         It looks as if u resemble AKATA girls well well, , lol. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

     


               **not mean 2 insult**
PoliticsSuicide Bombing In Nigeria by IGWEUSA(op): 11:22am On Dec 26, 2008
With d recent Jos Violence, HOW many of U re concerned that HAUSAS might soon start to DEtonate SUICIDE BOMBS like D IRAQIS and AFGANS{TALIBANS] ?
RomanceRe: He Does Not Give Me Gifts? by IGWEUSA(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2008
Akinagirl:
just talk to him about the change and how you feel that you are not being appreciated.
Akina girl na wa 4 Uoooooooooo, how U go dey vibrate like dis. Do U want all dis AKATA bitches 2 bankrupt ma 9ja guy.

By d way, do U even Know d kind job wey d guy dey do or even d family matters we he de shelter 4 villa.

Abeg, if d AA girl girl no fit stay wit am cos of gifts/mony, then make she go jam katerpilla !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by IGWEUSA(m): 10:57am On Dec 26, 2008
4 cryin out loud, Y is this gurl complainin dat a dude is stalkin her.

             Ma advice 4 this gurl is 2 alwaz be good 2 d MUMU stalker,  just greetin friends n notin much CoS' some of dis muder fukers might be under goin 2ru some psycho problems. May be SERIAL KILLER/STALKER!


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RomanceRe: Sum Guys Jst Dont Understand The Word 'no' Am Not Interested by IGWEUSA(m): 10:54am On Dec 26, 2008
4 cryin out loud, Y is this gurl complainin dat a dude is stalkin her.

Ma advice 4 this gurl is 2 alwaz be good 2 d MUMU stalker, just greetin friends n notin much CoS' some of dis muder fukers might be under goin 2ru some psycho problems. May be SERIAL KILLER/STALKER!


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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Urinates On My Bed Every Night (bed Wetting) by IGWEUSA(m): 10:40am On Dec 26, 2008
D guy wey dey complain never dey serious. if her girl dey urinate 4 bed, he suppose 2 accept d reality n take it like that so long as he love d girl

Is it not 4 beta 4 worse, lol

After all , ma girl dey pooppoo 4 our bed n i never complain, lol. huh huh huh huh huh huh
FashionRe: The Best Perfume by IGWEUSA(m): 10:12am On Dec 26, 2008
D one n only" HUGO BOSS", lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Kegites by IGWEUSA(m): 7:20am On Dec 26, 2008
@ Vichel
d keske of an ilya da yankeee will be so much tikademos. u have 2 telewire a karied fellow so dat he can kontact d mother shrine via naija.
an ilya du yankee introduce so much anwurika among okpekeses n okpakas in dis obodo ukwu.
But vichel, i wont ashainamus u wit ma five filanges cos u re still an ewulewu, but i will give u a benbenstic kPOOZA 4 ur idea.


Then, as 4 d animale dat called kegites club ndi nkutanbari[Cult group], may u resemble dele giwa who can not difrentiate between a letter bomb and a letter. But wit obioma , i kan only advice u 2 be karied, and be tranfomed from animality 2 humanity. Dis will make u 2 stop vibratin on d wages of ife anu na nti.

As 4 all ma fellowsis, dis iz Captain Mudor, Akyva d Mutumputu, a benbenstic son of ilya d hamma, 2 be specific Nnamdi azikiwe university Awka, Vibrating 2 d whole unverse from Yankee.

May U all live lomger dan Methu-daddy, n may our sons never resemble ANINI.

DAYZIZ !!!!! smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
EducationRe: Crazy Things You Did In High School? by IGWEUSA(m): 1:42am On Dec 26, 2008
I entered a primary boarding skool owned by Alex Ekwueme in OKO. In the skool, boys and girls are free to enter each others hostel. So as a new badimore, i used the opportunity to FINGER lots of girls and had lots of fun with d pretty ones, lol
RomanceChildhood Dating Style by IGWEUSA(op): 1:09pm On Dec 25, 2008
How many guys started to chase girls by borrowing class notes, pens and text books from girls whereas your main intention was to start a relationship with the girl

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