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AgricultureRemedy To Stop Cows From Destroying Your Farm by IjapaTiroko(op): 11:01am On May 10, 2021
Dear Farmer,

PERFECT SOLUTION TO COW DISTURBANCE IN FARMS

STEP 1:
Get dried tobacco leaves (ewé tábà gbígbe) and mill them very well. Thereafter, mix the content with Eepo Igi Obo and dried Red Pepper (ata
ijosin).

STEP 2:
Try and trace their route, then sprinkle it on dried dust.

If the animals pass the place and inhale the dust, if they are more than 2000, there's no remedy for them to survive it.


Please forward it to all your contacts.

Enough is enough.

There's no need for Amotekun or OPC wasting their energy and time keeping watch over our farms most times.

Instead of killing our people in their farms, please use this remedy against cows intentionally allowed to destroy your farms, valuable produce
and resources.

Do repost to many platforms to save our loved ones and farmers.

NOTE:
After doing this, inform your fellow farmers and neighbours to be prepared for attacks from these foreigners especially at night/midnight.


Thank you.

Edited by Ìjàpá Tìrókò
PoliticsRe: Kim Young-Chae To Nigeria: You Don’t Need Foreign Help To Solve Insecurity by IjapaTiroko: 7:31am On May 10, 2021
When we say Buhari is clueless, it will sound like an insult to his supporters, but it's a bitter pill they have to swallow.

He has proven beyond reasonable doubt that he's a quota system General, else he would've curbed insecurity a long time ago.

Many of his supporters can't move freely in their states due to insecurity.
CelebritiesRe: Sunday Igboho Says He Won’t Offer Condolences To Pastor Adeboye (video) by IjapaTiroko: 6:17pm On May 09, 2021
No be by force na.

Besides, Sunday need to learn how to leave some stupid question unanswered so as to avoid stupid stories from the media
PoliticsRe: Bode George, Femi Kayode, Sunday Igboho, Ayodele Fayose Are Working For Tinubu by IjapaTiroko: 6:16pm On May 09, 2021
The only person in PDP that I know is working with Tinubu is Jìmí Agbaje.

He was sent by Tinubu to destabilise Lagos PDP. However, Bode George's ego is Tinubu's most potent ally grin

I love how Tinubu thinks. He's a political genius
FamilyRe: Married Woman Poses With Both Her Husband And French Lover (Photo) by IjapaTiroko: 6:12pm On May 09, 2021
She's got the kind of skin I love my woman to have. Black that doesn't crack!

Na why I gast dey increase my networth because my taste in women is expensive
CrimeRe: Voodoo; Doest It Actually Exist? by IjapaTiroko: 6:06pm On May 09, 2021
Voodoo is a religion o. Please be more sensitive with your question next time.

However, February 2021, I was inside a UBA branch to get a prepaid card in Lagos when we on the top floor started hearing the most unusual noise from the floor below.
What happened was a woman in her 40s was screaming on the top of her voice for then to help her block her account because she had just been hypnotised to giving her ATM pin & details to some rogues she entered taxi with. She said all she could remember was entering the taxi and coming down later. Then she rushed to the bank when she regained her consciousness but she got 2 debit alerts while she was screaming "Ewoooo!" and jumping up & down right inside the bank because it's a 2 storey building.

They were able to help her block the ATM sha.

Whoever doesn't believe in spiritual powers and is living anywhere is sub-saharan Africa is as good as a dead man walking. There's always a logical explanation to every spiritual occurrence because the spiritual triggers the physical and not create something out of nothing like NOLLYWOOD portrays.
CelebritiesRe: Sunday Igboho Mocks Pastor Adeboye Over Son's Death by IjapaTiroko: 4:29pm On May 09, 2021
Agents of defamation won't let Sunday Adeyemo to drink water in peace without scrutiny.
But the actualisation of Yòrùbá country is bigger than any individual.

No matter how hard they try to oppose, when time to sh*t don come, yansh go open.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Osun Farmers In Kwara (photo) by IjapaTiroko: 4:25pm On May 09, 2021
Going to farm without being duely armed these days will encourage the aggressor.
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Lady Bathes House Girl With Hot Oil, Withdraws Her From School (photos) by IjapaTiroko: 9:42pm On May 08, 2021
If women were physically stronger than men, na everyday men for dey chop slap for road. Especially for bus stop.

This is just too much to do to your fellow human.
The unfortunate thing is that this isn't a rare occurrence.

Clamouring for more female rights yet the female under you is being treated worse than an animal by you!
PropertiesRe: See What My Landlord Did To Me by IjapaTiroko: 9:37pm On May 08, 2021
Ourlives:
I am not fighting to be in his house
I want to move but he is not giving Me time to do so
I don't know about other states though, but if you are living in Lagos, you have to pay him ahead for the months you need him to give you time for because you are STILL occupying his space.

This is business Bro, not charity or government organisation.
EducationRe: ... by IjapaTiroko: 8:15pm On May 08, 2021
I was once in a situation similar to but not exactly like yours.
I left school to go hustle. My hustles didn't bring in the kind of money i expected BUT my school problems are totally solved today.

I'm not saying you should leave school (I don't understand how deferment works in Nigerian institutions); but look at your situation and be real with yourself.
PropertiesRe: See What My Landlord Did To Me by IjapaTiroko: 8:06pm On May 08, 2021
You're yearly tenant, and should renew by your full rent every year.
Since your landlord decided to not uphold this part of the law, he's the only person I can blame here.

Kindly move out of his house
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Giant Of Nigeria???? by IjapaTiroko: 7:16pm On May 08, 2021
Ogamysamo:
that means we have two giants?

which one are you more sure of?
The fact that Lagos is the economic giant of Nigeria (for now) is undisputed; however the most populated state in Nigeria is debated
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Giant Of Nigeria???? by IjapaTiroko: 6:56pm On May 08, 2021
Lagos is the economic giant of Nigeria

Kano is (likely) the population giant due to the mass influx of Non-Nigerians in recent times.

NOTE: There's daily influx of Arewa people into Lagos so only a fair census can make the population issue clear
PoliticsRe: #throwback: FG Rejected The Proposal Of The US To Establish AFRICOM In 2007 by IjapaTiroko: 6:45pm On May 08, 2021
Golan007:
What is necolonization when a foreign funded terrorist group overruns your country?

If you are asked a solution now, you would just go round in circles.
You sound like a teenager to me.
PoliticsRe: #throwback: FG Rejected The Proposal Of The US To Establish AFRICOM In 2007 by IjapaTiroko: 12:44pm On May 08, 2021
Every African president as at then probably understood AFRICOM is a colonisation decoy.
For example, France is seriously mining gold in Mali under the guise of containing insurgency.

But clueless Buhari who knows nothing about about World Politics wants to bring colonisation to Nigeria.

S#it!!!
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: US Won’t Relocate Africa Command To Nigeria, Pentagon Replies Buhari by IjapaTiroko: 7:42am On May 08, 2021
U.S is letting it's chance of colonisation slide. If it were the British, they will grab the opportunity with both hands.
Protection was the disguise the British used in colonising Yorubaland.
I laughed scornfully when Buhari cluelessly invited U.S the parasite

Luckily fate is making us win this time
EducationRe: Which Is Better –Vocational Education Training Programs Or A University Degree? by IjapaTiroko: 4:01pm On May 07, 2021
Your vocational training can give you faster funds than your University Degree will in this current economic quagmire.

However, there is also a possibility of earning big with your university degree, though a chance of this happening is slim in Nigeria currently.
Interests also matters because not everyone is wired for academics, some people are wired for handwork (I particularly love Germans in this aspect)

The bottom line is to do what works for you in the short run (for survival today) and long run (for survival tomorrow)
PetsRe: What Animal Is This ?? by IjapaTiroko: 3:54pm On May 07, 2021
I can read some comments by Dumbos forming animal rights activist on this thread.

A particular commenter referred to the OP as a human monster for killing this animal, yet in the same comment box says the Lorisidae's bite is so toxic that it can kill a human.

How does killing what could kill you make you a monster?
BusinessRe: Live Video Of Cairo Market In Oshodi On Fire by IjapaTiroko: 10:27pm On May 06, 2021
On ugly days like this, I put most blame on the Ìyálójà and the local council.
Because they are the head of the market administration and they should go on routine checks for fire extinguishers, not just collect levies and not do anything meaningful in the market asides sanitation.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast Vector For Tweeting This Shortly After Dare Adeboye’s Death by IjapaTiroko: 8:47pm On May 06, 2021
PCSI:
Your soul goes out to daddy GO.

What of your spirit?
It goes no where grin grin
CultureRe: How I Became A Hedge Witch by IjapaTiroko: 2:53pm On May 06, 2021
Hedge witch ko, hedgehog ni
PoliticsRe: Security Issues In Nigeria: My Humble Opinion by IjapaTiroko: 2:51pm On May 06, 2021
The only way I can help security agents is to defend myself and family if ever attacked.
CrimeRe: Insecurity: Oba of Ekiti Advocates Use Of Traditional Powers To Tackle Banditry by IjapaTiroko: 2:33pm On May 06, 2021
At this point, any Yòrùbá king or Baále that leaves the security of his domain in the hands of Nigerian military or paramilitary needs to be dethroned.

These posts they occupy is more than just land administration and customary mediation; local security is included.

I'm super irritated whenever I read that a Yòrùbá king is kidnapped. With all our advance Yòrùbá security technique?

There was a time in this same Yorubaland that you can leave your wares at the market and put pebbles to indicate the price of your goods; no one will dare steal your wares, they will take the number of goods they want and leave your money.
Now things have turned this bad and these kings still aren't taking bold measures to restore sanity in Yorubaland
CultureRe: Oriki Omo Ibadan by IjapaTiroko: 10:30am On May 06, 2021
Òsé Méjì awo Ìbàdàn wink
Foreign AffairsRe: The U.k.’s Future May Be In The Hands Of Scotland’s Rebel Youth by IjapaTiroko: 10:09am On May 06, 2021
I honestly don't know the financial cost of holding a referendum, but since the U.K held one in 2014 and a little more Scotts voted to stay than those who wanted to leave, I think the next referendum should be held 10 years later, which is 2024 and should be funded by Scottish government.

Though I'm 100% certain Scotland will someday leave the U.K.

What is left of the British empire will falter before the turn of the century.

Change is constant
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pastor Adeboye's Son: Ṣé Lóòtọ́ Ni Pasítọ̀ Dare, Ọmọ́ Pásítọ̀ Adeboye Ti Dágbéré by IjapaTiroko: 10:02am On May 06, 2021
Àwon ìròhìn búburú màá n tètè tàn ká. Òpòlopò Blogger ni won ò kín farabalé láti se ìwádí bóyá òótó ni ìròhìn tí won n tàn ká
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Slashes Ex-girlfriend's Face With Sword (photos) by IjapaTiroko: 9:55am On May 06, 2021
Trying to be Samurai Jack?

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