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simiolu1:
Bros, I would like to explain some things to you about murder cases. Please read along.

1. A lady is pregnant and tells her friend about it. The said friend "suggests" that she aborts it.

2. The lady goes to someone else; probably the boyfriend and tells the individual she wants to abort a pregnancy and the person gives her money for it.

3. The lady goes to a Doctor who conducts the abortion.

4. The lady dies after saying all that happened.
And an autopsy report indicates she died from reasons relating to an abortion that was not properly done.

Under the Nigerian constitution; the Doctor is guilty of murder, the person who gave her money for the abortion knowing that she wanted to abort the baby and the friend that "suggested" the abortion are both guilty of conspiracy.

If you dont believe, ask a lawyer or police officer. That is why you should always pray never to be caught in the middle of a case.

Applying that to this scenario, Davido and co actively encouraged an individual to drink an unreasonable amount of alcohol. Then the person dies. If the autopsy report had indicated that the cause of death was directly related to the alcohol intake, all those that encouraged the guy to take that alcohol whether it was a bet it not are in deep poo.

But luckily for Davido, the said autopsy report indicates that the guy died from reasons unrelating to the alcohol.

So that autopsy report is actually good news for Davido. And he does not need to prove his innocence on Instagram; he should go to the police with the truth. If they believe him, his name would be cleared. And with the way the Police have handled this so far, I don't think anyone can cry "witch-hunt"

you're a learner.if you were a lawyer I would have been really disappointed. whats the coloration between that scenario you painted and This issue? na wa o

Mrkumareze:
I think you are reading from another page. What is the meaning of "solicitors"? Am not in anyway against or even suspecting anyone but here comes a case Davido is seem as a prime suspect. His statement ( from lawyers or himself ) should be properly guided to avoid implications. I guess you didn't watch the broadcast made by the CP.

See this one asking me the meaning of Solicitor...Davido is no prime suspect my bro . He's just the biggest fish among them and the one who seem to draw attention.Those who dropped him at the hospital are then what? Super suspect right? His lawyer's statement carefully and craftily shields him from any responsibilty or blame. The young man drank at his own volition and from the cctv Davido actually left without him and there is nothing showing they left together. You should be more concerned as to who are the identities of those who dropped him off. lets imagine Davido was a nobody, would anyone has attached any importance to him?was he the only one on the table drinking?did they leave together? the only thing linking him is the excort vehicle which accompanied them to the hospital and he has carefully stated the reasons.its left for the police to disbelief him and come to a different conclusion. If this matter even gets to court its a dead issue.someone even mentioned duty of care! I won't even attempt at clarifying that

Mrkumareze:
He's not jealous of Davido, the statement said to.be from a legal practitioner is implicating. When case of this nature occurs, statements should be properly examined in order not to implicate the suspect. Did you read the security Aides aspect?

You think they didnt know or even watch the cctv before releasing such statement? this is even no ordinary lawyer or law firm so think twice.they merely stated the facts as they were and gave reasons why the hilux followed them.if you have a better explanation please go forward and stop throwing tantrums here

realoscar84:
Whoever is this incompetent SAN need to be sacked by Davido ASAP. This is cock n bull story na. I'm shocked if Davido actually told Police this bullshits n they believe him. Look, the fact remain that Davido might not have a hand in this Mr Tagbo death but he failed to caution him as a friend when he was gulping down those tequila in the name of bet. He didn't look out for his wellbeing as a friend. By denying he didn't instruct his guy to take him to hospital is a white lie. Davido only tried to distanced himself from bad publicity that may arise if he agree he was the one that instructed his crew to take the dying Tagbo to hospital. Okay, how does he explained the fact that CCTV footage show his white hilux truck with his police orderlies trailing Tagbo's car on the way to the hospital? Aren't Davido supposed to be in the company of his police excort at all time for security reason? So, I guess Davido also chosed to leave his police escort behind at the shisha room when left oniru beach n subsequently at DNA club. Make una just dey lie, thinking say all of us na mumu.

You called a SAN incompetent because you think you know better? Go and Institute a case against Davido so you can use your more refined intellectual skills in finding him guilty

seunakin231:
Could make a case outta this dough.....

yes you could especially when you're hungry

months:
I will like to have u in the dock for cross questioning.
Some of u on nairaland think u can talk, u never see anything.

Did you say duty of care? no be only you read law my guy

COMMON PIDGIN PROVERBS

1. Crase no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.

English translation: "Easier said than done.

2. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.

English Translation: Calm down, your temper won't solve the problem.

3. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.

English Translation: You can't run away from your destiny.

4. Today's Newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.

English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever.

5. Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef.

English Translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!

6. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.

English Translation: How you start doesn't matter, what matters is how you finish.

7. Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

English Translation: Give unto Caesaer what's Caesar's.

8. The difference between puff-puff and doughnut na packaging.

English Translation: Don't judge based on appearance alone.

9. Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start.

English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke.

10. Water wey dem take make eba no fit return.

English translation: Don't cry over spilled milk.

11. No be today yansh dey back.

English: The more things change, the more they remain the same.

12. Na clap dem take dey enter dance.

English: Once you start, its out of your control.

13. At all at all na winsh.

English: Half bread is better than none.

14. I get am before no be property.

English: Never rest on your laurels.

15. Who no go, no know.

English: Experience is the best teacher.

16. No be the way dem take dey drink water dem dey drink pepper soup.

English: Adapt your plans to new situations.

17. I no fit climb - na ground dem for dey talk am.

English: Do not start what you can't finish.

18. Who dey cry dey see road.

English: Use common sense even in sorrow.

19. I no gree, I no gree na im dey tear trouser.

English: Avoid conflict from the beginning...know when to let go.

20. Na cooperation make rice dey full pot.

English: You can achieve more with team work.

21. Feel at home na im dey spoil TV.

English: Don't be too comfortable to the extent of fiddling with other people's property.

22. Bring suya, bring suya, na nama (cow) body dey suffer am.

English: every action has a consequence.

23. Pickin wey take agbada start guy go talk wetin e go wear when e don old.

English: Slow and steady wins the race. Don't hurry through life's stages.

24. Today's Cassava na im go be garri tomorrow.

English: No condition is permanent.

25. If your neighbour bear bear catch fire, you go quick soak your own for water.

English: Prevention is better than cure.

26. Small pikin wey talk say e go shake iroko tree, na im head e go shake.

English: Know your limits.

26. Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much.

English: Use other people's things carefully.

27. Who get big teeth must get big lips.

English: Be ready to solve the problems you create.

28. It's a small world - Oya make your papa come trek am na.

English: Easier said than done.

29. Na house wey collapse na im make goat climb am.

English: People who ordinarily should not be up to you, will take advantage of your downfall

Please Add your Own as e dey hot

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Lalasticala, Mynd44

bkool7:
Needless to say, " It"s a man's world. Women just live in it"

Sad but thats the reality

Its well

• When a man has a good car it attracts
more ladies to him. When a lady has a good
car it repels guys away from her. This is the
world we live in.
• A teenage boy impregnates his teenage
girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the
boy continues his education. This is the world
we live in.
• A guy catches his girlfriend with another
guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches
her guy with another lady, she fights the
other lady. This is the world we live in.
• The older a man becomes, the higher the
number of ladies available for him. The
older a lady becomes the fewer the number
of guys available for her. This is the world
we live in.
• A 76 year old man can still marry a 26
year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged
too old to get married. This is the world we
live in.
• A man divorces his wife today and the next
day he is dating other ladies. Six months
later he is married. While the divorced
woman is labeled a divorcee and remains
single six years later. This is the world we
live.
• A man looses his wife to death and
remarries a year after, he did the right
thing, he's being praised and congratulated
for moving on, after all life is for the living.
A woman looses her husband to death and
remarries after 4yrs, "aaah! so early? Are
u sure she wasn't sleeping with that man
even when her husband was alive? That was
why she killed her husband. This is the world
we live in.
• A married man is caught in bed with
another woman, his wife is asked to forgive
him and move on. A married woman is
caught in bed with another man, the
husband asks her to leave his house. This is
the world we live in.
• A man gets transferred by his company to
another state, the entire family relocates
with him. The woman gets transferred to
another state, she goes alone or resigns
from the job. This is the world we live in.
• If a man rises to be the CEO of the
company, he got there by hard work and
determination. If a woman rises to be the
CEO of the company, even if the staff are
only women, she is suspected to get there by
sleeping with the Board members.
This is the world we live in.

ghosteen:
missed with BLOOD OF ZERUBABEL

If you kum add the blood of BuBu na you sabi o

Blood of Habakuk!!!

Congrats to our Super Eagles dspite the fact they didn't play to the best of their ability...

YungRichG1:
oga OP this write up was first published on the Nigerian Bar Association Facebook page ceteris paribus i deem it fit that you give reference and acknowledgement to the group stated there in by providing us with a link i rest my case.



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Did you see where the writer wrote copied? Smh

7) BOWING DOWN LAWYERS/APPEARING WITH ME LAWYERS/WITH ME LAWYERS : They are always appearing with other lawyers. You can never see them talk in the Court but will be d 1st to correct a Lawyer who is addressing the Court. They are always standing up and bowing down but you will not see them do matters on their own. Most of them become SAN faster because they are always appearing with other lawyers in many cases.
You can add yours...

6) THE ALIGNMENT LAWYERS :
You see them always aligning themselves with
the submission of their Learned Friends.
They are the laziest set of Lawyers existing.
To them what matters is their appearance
fees., they don't prepare for their cases.
They only come to court to align themselves
with the submission of their learned Friends.
They are also in the appellant Courts always
aligning themselves with the submission of
their Learned Brothers. I didn't say
anything oh lol..
You will also find them amidst the new wigs
who have sworn never to read a sign post
bcox of the law school stress, to them all
that matters is that they are already called
to Bar, they don't research nor read.
Also, You will find them amongst government
lawyers especially those in the civil
department who follow the old patterns
without improving.

5. INTERIOR DECORATORS Now you are thinking what interior decoration has to do with law practice. Just wait till you meet these set of lawyers who always seek for an adjournment in other “to put our house in order”. I use to imagine what house they are even putting in order, and why they will have to wait till they get to court before they realise they have to put their house in order. It’s okay if once in a while you ask for an adjournment to regularize your processes and all of that; but when it becomes a routine and the line of “to put our house in order” is always used, maybe lawyers like that need to quit law practice and consider venturing into the business of interior decoration. Then, they will not only be free to put their houses in order, but would also help others to put their houses in order and get paid for doing that. If you are among this category, you will have to buy me dinner for this sound career advice. I know this my list is not exhaustive, so let’s hear your own categories.

5. INTERIOR DECORATORS Now you are thinking what interior decoration has to do with law practice. Just wait till you meet these set of lawyers who always seek for an adjournment in other “to put our house in order”. I use to imagine what house they are even putting in order, and why they will have to wait till they get to court before they realise they have to put their house in order. It’s okay if once in a while you ask for an adjournment to regularize your processes and all of that; but when it becomes a routine and the line of “to put our house in order” is always used, maybe lawyers like that need to quit law practice and consider venturing into the business of interior decoration. Then, they will not only be free to put their houses in order, but would also help others to put their houses in order and get paid for doing that. If you are among this category, you will have to buy me dinner for this sound career advice. I know this my list is not exhaustive, so let’s hear your own categories.

4. ELDER STATESMEN (THE ANCESTORS)
This category of lawyers comprises mostly of
senior lawyers. No doubt, seniority at the
bar is not to be taken for granted, and
senior members of the bar ought to be duly
respected. These are lawyers that will not
hesitate to put it to your face that they are
your seniors. Yes you are my senior, but do
you have to throw it all over my face? You
often hear them making comments like –
“All through my years of practice, I have
never seen this kind of a thing. What kind
of practice is this?” ,One once told me in a
low tone, 'Counsel, is that how you do your
practice &I asked him to address the Court
on the correct way when I'm done.You will
always hear them say, "My Lord, that's the
practice," without citing the relevant
authorities they are relying on.
A senior lawyer once used such line on
another lawyer in court, and in my opinion,
it was used as a tool of intimidation; and
the other lawyer humorously retorted – “
It’s called millennium practice” I had a
good laugh in court that day.
When you you get some Bench rulings in your
favour against them they wait to harass you
to come to them & for date to inform you
that they are still your senior no matter
your legal prowess.
This lovely group of lawyers can’t just wait
for the court to start sitting for them to
mention their cases out of turn. God help
you if you happen to be in court full of
them, and you are not one of them.

3. JUDGE FIGHTERS
Whether it’s a curse or something following
them from their village, or because of their
ill manners; these set of lawyers always
seem not to be in the good book of most
judges. I personally know some lawyers who
are like that. They are always in a fight with
one judge or the other. Truth is that they
always get to lose in the fight, but
surprisingly they keep on fighting.
Anyway, I enjoy doing matters with them
because judges would always want to get at
them, and I get away with things ordinarily
I wouldn’t get away with. I love it when they
are fighting with a judge and am on the
other side, because most of my applications
are likely to be granted, and my objections
sustained by the judge, all in a bid to get at
them So guys, look forward to doing cases
with them, it carries some advantages.

2. AS THE COURT PLEASERS You will enjoy these guys only if they are chorusing ‘as the court pleases’ when the court is attacking the opposing counsel, and not you. You will most likely want to be their choir master/mistress when the court is on your side, and your opponent is on the receiving end of the game. These folks seem to be looking forward to shouting ‘as the court pleases’. They seem to be anointed for this, because they usually have loud voices and are always on time to echo ‘as the court pleases’. The annoying part of it is that, even when you strongly believe you are on the right side, and for whatever reason the court seems to be taking another position, or even when the court is glaringly wrong, they would still be echoing their ‘as the court pleases’ like that’s what they came to court to do. Surprisingly though, when it’s their time to do their cases, they seem not to be as loud as they were when they were screaming ‘as the court pleases’ all over the place.

1. THE GOWN PULLERS They seem to have this parasitic attachment to our gowns. These are lawyers who are always very quick to pull your gown when you are on your feet conducting your matter; probably when you seem to be encountering a hitch in prosecuting your case. They are pulling your gown to draw your attention, or to whisper a supposedly solution to help you out of a situation. They seem to always have an answer to pull you through, especially when you are on your feet and in a problem. As a young lawyer, these folks were very handy when they were around, but as time went on, they became irritating. It now seems like they are just waiting or even praying for you to get into some sort of trouble for them to begin to pull your gown. Truth is, there are times this gown pulling thing ends up confusing you the more and breaking your concentration. Imagine sitting between two gown pullers, one pulling you from the right, the other from the left? Surprisingly, I have also observed that sometimes when it finally gets to the turn of our gown pullers to conduct their cases, they seem to get more stuck than us.Anyway, they are a nice set of people with good intentions, but they need to be moderate and wise on how they go about their gown pulling business.

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This one weak me...You just need to see how people were jumping and dancing...I really need to learn Yoruba and fast

Rivers United are the champions of the pre-season Super 4 tournament put together by the League Management
Company, LMC. The Garden City team with two wins from three games finished ahead of reigning League champions, Enugu
Rangers, and the duo of Wikki Tourists and FC Ifeanyi Ubah.

The competition, which began last Wednesday, featured the top four teams from the end of the 2015/2016 season of the Premier League. Rangers and Rivers will represent the country in the CAF Champions League while Ifeanyi Ubah and Wikipedia Tourists will compete in the 2017 CAF Confederation Cup.

In the first round of matches, Wikki beat IfeanyiUbah 2-1 while Rangers beat Rivers 2-0. The second round of matches saw Wikki and Rangers play a barren draw while Rivers beat IfeanyiUbah 2-1. In Sunday's matches, Rivers were 1-0 winners over Wikki while
IfeanyiUbah held Rangers to a 1-1 draw.

Having defeated FC Ifeanyi Ubah last Friday, Rivers United again beat Wiki tourists by a lone goal on Sunday. In the other Sunday game, Rangers dropped points in the Oriental Derby as they were held to a 1-1 draw by FC Ifeanyi Ubah. That result ensured that Rivers United emerged champions of the 2016 NPFL super 4.

NPFL Super 4 – Final Standing

Rivers United……… 6 Points…… +1

Enugu Rangers…….5 Points….. +2

Wikki Tourists……… 4 Points…. 0

FC Ifeanyi Ubah……..1 Point…… – 3.

Congratulations Rivers United

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/sports/football/217687-rivers-united-emerge-champions-npfl-super-4.html

Just saw this and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... Make una advice her o

mosjames:
48-50k

That's the price for phantom z mini.its around 58 and 60k

I have one in Akure. Where are you and how much are you offering

deracathy:
Story


this our thread that is as dry as the occupants.

ademasta show

Lol...me na tomorrow I dey show

Anybody in camp should post pictures na

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