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PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Pack And Go, Another Man Is Coming - Mbaka To Diri Douye by IJOBA2: 5:17am On Feb 16, 2020
FAKE NEWS
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Receive Military Training In Ekiti – Council Of Elders by IJOBA2: 5:12am On Feb 16, 2020
clevvermind:
They are not herdsmen, they are terrorists. Let's call them by their real name.
WHERE ARE THE COWShuh WE HAVE BEEN LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY WITH OUR NORTHERN BRETHREN HERE IN YORUBA LAND . I WOULD LIKE ADVICE Y’ALL IPOBIANS TO DESIST FROM SOWING SEED OF DISCORD BETWEEN WE YORUBAS AND THE NORTHERNS. THE UNITY OF NIGERIA IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Receive Military Training In Ekiti – Council Of Elders by IJOBA2: 5:06am On Feb 16, 2020
THAT SHOULD BE EVANS AND HIS MEN. SOUTH-WEST HERDSMEN ARE VERY PEACEFUL
PoliticsRe: Diri Duoye Gets Certificate Of Return From INEC by IJOBA2: 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2020
princeade86:
Congrats. What a great lesson. Apc need to call an emergency meeting and suspend some people. People voted Lyon massively, but they used their selfishness to ruined it. Everything is about bribe.
OK
PoliticsRe: PDP leaders protest at EU, French embassies by IJOBA2: 3:04pm On Feb 11, 2020
Simplyleo:
Democracy has been derailed?

Just 8 years opposition, these clowns cannot take. grin

I wonder why they haven't demonstrated at the house of the albino hunchback fugitive so they can get some 1 million animals to join them in their mumu demonstration. huh
angry
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Kick As 1400 Boko Haram Suspects Are Freed by IJOBA2: 2:56pm On Feb 11, 2020
GamalNasser:
I maintain Mohammadu Buhari is the primary funder and recruiter for Boko Haram today , he has paid them tens of millions of Dollars in very generous suspicious ransoms and every year provides them with thousands of experienced fighters under the guise of repented Boko haram program .. Nigeria is going no where good with Buhari trust me !!!!
BULLHARY IS LIKE A GOD AND A MENTOR TO ANY TERRORIST ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD. SO WHOEVER THAT IS SUGGESTING THAT MOHOMODU BULLHARY SHOULD JAIL OR KILL HIS BELOVED BRETHREN SHOULD SURRENDER HIM/ HERSELF TO ANY NEAREST PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL FOR URGENT MENTAL EVALUATION
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Kick As 1400 Boko Haram Suspects Are Freed by IJOBA2: 2:49pm On Feb 11, 2020
NigeriaIsDoomed:
If they are wise they can organize a coup grin grin
THATS THE NEXT STEP ANY REASONABLE COLONEL, BRIGADIER GENERAL, MAJOR GENERAL AND LIEUTENANT GENERAL SHOULD TAKE IN ORDER TO SAVE THIS NATION FROM JIHADI BULLHARY angry
RomanceRe: Valentine's Day: Lagos Warns Events Centres To Get Permit For Shows by IJOBA2: 2:28pm On Feb 11, 2020
youngbabaj:
MAD OOOOOO
YOU MEAN YOU ARE MADhuh
PoliticsRe: Buhari: All Kidnapped Children Will Be Freed by IJOBA2: 6:55pm On Feb 10, 2020
HE SABI WHERE HE KEEP THEM NOW
PoliticsRe: Preaching From The Battlefield: You Are All Going To Hell Fire, Nigerian Army by IJOBA2: 6:38pm On Feb 10, 2020
LANCE CORPORAL ASHAKE IS RIGHT
CelebritiesRe: Rema Flaunts His 6 Packs In Miami - Pictures by IJOBA2: 11:05pm On Feb 09, 2020
OluwasureGig:
don't tell me this boy has started smoking weed oh.. is that not dog chain and padlock I see on his neck
grin
Christianity EtcRe: 50% Pay Cut: Pastor Adeboye Tackled By Lawmakers by IJOBA2: 8:30am On Feb 08, 2020
THEY USED YORUBA-IJAW MAN AGAIN AS A WILLING TOOL embarassed PROFESSOR ISHAQ AKINTOLA COMES TO MIND AGAIN.
PoliticsRe: Abacha Never Stole Money. How The Loot Story Came About – Al-Mustapha (Video) by IJOBA2: 11:23pm On Feb 07, 2020
NwekeUG:
IgbereTV reports that former Chief Security Officer (CSO) to late Head of State, General Sani Abacha, Major Hamza Al-Mustapha has denied that his boss ever stole money from Nigeria.

Major Mustapha made this known in Lagos while speaking to journalists on his 15 years experience in prison.

He explained that late General Abacha had several attacks from people he stepped on during his administration. It was these people who declared late General Abacha an enemy and decided to give Abacha a bad image, even till today.

He said that it got to a time where Nigeria was threatened with foreign sanctions. The late General Abacha called a meeting of key stakeholders in Nigeria in which Abacha with them took the decision to keep money in foreign accounts in order to salvage Nigeria from the effect of the sanction. He said that a lot of these stakeholders are still alive today and relevant in Nigeria. But no one has taken time to interview them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=480WHBTPtlU

IgbereTV recalls that earlier in the year the Swiss government said it returned $723 million (equivalent to N142.43Bn) seized from Abacha's family to the Nigeria government over the last ten years.

http://igberetvnews.com/1337272/abacha-never-stole-money-loot-story-came-al-mustapha-video/
angry
PoliticsRe: "Let's Send A Message". An Eye Witness Account Of The Slain Seminarian. by IJOBA2: 11:18pm On Feb 07, 2020
Awol1:
Exactly 21 days of being held hostage,
We overheard our abductors speaking in hausa “an kamala tattaunawar” “an biya fansa”
Meaning the negotiation has been concluded, and the ransom has been paid.

Although we haven’t been released, and stood completely oblivious of the one to whom those allusions were made, but this news does indeed strike in all 11 of us in captivity, sentiments of happiness and sighs of hope

Yet, I heard one of them saying something about sending a message- “amma har yanzu muna bukatar aika sako”
But I couldn’t really make anything out of it until now, when I watch life fade out of my brother, friend and colleague Mike, who was bleeding profusely and gasping for breath.

A bullet had hit him on the neck.
I held him tight in my arms and put a pressure on his neck to stop the bleeding
Grasped with fear untold, I called out…
Mike! Mikky! Stay with me, we are almost out of this bush
While gradually fading out, he stretched out his hand to wipe my tears,
In whispers I heard him mutter
“Pray for me”
I cried even more, and screamed for help,
Hum… but just in a jiffy, I suddenly became conscious of Mike’s increasingly plummeting temperature
Others; Pius, Peter and Stephen came back running
Only to find him dead in my arms…

Remembering our shared hope of return to freedom, tears rolled down my cheek effortlessly
Lost in thought, I took the wing of reminiscence
Recalling moments shared prior to our kidnap…
it was around 10:27pm on Wednesday, January 8, just few minutes before light out
I had gone to Mikky’s room to get the provision he promised to buy for me from outing
I met Stephen and Mikky’s roommate Pius, soaking garri
Mikky was also in the room, so I joined in the feast, even though it wasn’t a free night

Then we heard a loud thud, it was the fence
But before we could phantom all that was happening, we heard gunshots simultaneously with the words, Ja su waje! Ja su waje!! Drag them out!!!
Our first line of action was to lay down flat, as the gunshot continued
We heard other been dragged out of their room, but we couldn’t hide
Our door gave way on a single heavy kick
Two men, in military uniform entered
Heavily armed, with bullets across their shoulders
Stephen was the first to jump up from where we laid, he was slapped back to the laying position,
Then we were dragged out into the quadrangle of the hostel
We were the last to be dragged out
To join the line of other seminarians already on a straight line in the quadrangle
We were asked to submit our laptops and belongings, which we did.

They packed it into their van and as they were about leaving they dragged us into their van,
last four persons on the line which happens to be Me, Pius, Michael and Stephen and then they took Peter too.
We were blind folded, chained and thrown into the van,
The van was on speed for about an hour before there was a turn
Into a rather not too smooth road and the drive went on for about another 2 hours…

All I knew was that by the time they removed the blindfold we were already in a forest camp
We were striped of our clothing and thrown into a cell, to join 7 others who were abducted at different times

In the cell, there we met a Pastor; Lawan Andami who we later found out to be the CAN chairman of Michika, A Doctor’s wife; Mrs Philip Ataga, An elderly Muslim couple; Alhaji and Hajia Bisiriyu with their first son Usman, who were alleged to have masterminded the escape of Christians in the past, and others
persons whose name I would rather not mention.

Hours rolled into days
Days into weeks,
We were fed once in 2 days.
We kept on praying together with the pastor, who unwaveringly encouraging us not to lose hope in God.
Then a day came they, that was like a week after we arrived
They came to call the pastor, he followed them without hesitation,
We never thought we would see him again, but to our surprise he came back, and when we asked him, he said they ask him to make a video telling people he is fine, and encourage hi
IAM THE EYE WITNESS

PoliticsRe: Islamic Society Of Eggonland Provided Full Scholarship To 70 Christians. by IJOBA2: 11:05pm On Feb 07, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Lol... Oga, keep your ignorance to yourself, stop spreading it around like Corona virus.

The KKK was a white supremacist sect but kindly tell me what symbols on these groups stand for

AL Quaeda
Boko Haram
ISIS
ISIL
Hamas
Hezbollah, etc..

Bad news for you, they have killed Qasim Al Rimi, your Al Quaeda leader, so one spanner lost.
angry

HealthRe: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by IJOBA2: 6:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
PROFESSOR OF TOTOLOGY
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: CAN, NSCIA clash, US asks FG to protect Nigerians by IJOBA2: 3:38pm On Feb 06, 2020
Moji12:
u got problem with that grin what happens to one naija undecided
I LOVE IBOS
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: CAN, NSCIA clash, US asks FG to protect Nigerians by IJOBA2: 2:29pm On Feb 06, 2020
Moji12:
This must b sarcastic i want to believe.
YOU MARRIED AN IBO MANhuh
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: CAN, NSCIA clash, US asks FG to protect Nigerians by IJOBA2: 2:28pm On Feb 06, 2020
Moji12:
This must b sarcastic i want to believe.
THIS IS NOT SARCASM, GOTV IS A CERTIFIED TERRORIST
PoliticsRe: Trump's Acquittal: Femi Fani-Kayode FFK Reacts by IJOBA2: 2:22pm On Feb 06, 2020
Bibidear:
lol,just remembered now....my Yoruba brother....lol
FIXED
CrimeRe: Motunrayo Rafiu, Law School Student, Others Kidnapped On Kabba Road, Kogi by IJOBA2: 2:10pm On Feb 06, 2020
HER PUSSAY WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME AGAIN embarassed
PoliticsRe: Trump's Acquittal: Femi Fani-Kayode FFK Reacts by IJOBA2: 2:08pm On Feb 06, 2020
Bibidear:
no
IF YOU REMEMBER THE THREAD ABOUT BAPTIST HIGH SCHOOL IWO, AND AREGBESOLA SAGA, THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THIS HANDLE
PoliticsRe: Trump's Acquittal: Femi Fani-Kayode FFK Reacts by IJOBA2: 1:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
Bibidear:
I am sure Nancy won't sleep well at night
YOU REMEMBER ME?
PoliticsRe: Trump's Acquittal: Femi Fani-Kayode FFK Reacts by IJOBA2: 1:12pm On Feb 06, 2020
Skyfornia:
pro-life activists love Trump
YOU ARE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Acquited As US Senate Ends Impeachment Trial by IJOBA2: 11:50pm On Feb 05, 2020
I TOLD SOME IDIOTS ON HERE THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WOULD BE THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY TO BE IMPEACHED BY THE HOUSE democRATS,EXONERATED BY THE SENATE AND RE-ELECTED BY A LANDSLIDE MARGIN IN NOVEMBER.


WHERE IS IMAM LUCASBALO AKA ABBEBAILEY SEF grin
PoliticsRe: HAPPENING NOW: Heavy Army At Nnamdi Kanu Community As 14th February Funeral Draw by IJOBA2: 8:36pm On Feb 05, 2020
yarimo:
This is really Very good from the Nigeria army grin grin grin grin
angry

PoliticsRe: "Will Osinbajo Join?" - FFK Reacts To The RCCG Protest by IJOBA2: 10:12am On Feb 03, 2020
Lydia696:
You can see the good work Osinbajo has been doing for this nation keep quiet and stop gossiping what you don't know
MUMUNI ALAO angry
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Notifies World Leaders Over Invasion Of His Home Town By Soldiers by IJOBA2: 8:34am On Feb 03, 2020
helinues:
Kanu, we are expecting you for the burial of your parents. You have nothing to fear about as FG has overlooked your mistakes...
THIS ONLINE HERDSMAN AGAIN
PoliticsRe: Abraham Amuta Rejects Offer To Be Freed By Boko Haram, Dumps Christianity by IJOBA2: 8:29am On Feb 03, 2020
[quote author= post=86332961]Can daily trust newspaper who broke this news also tell us his reasons for not wanting to come back to his family and friends and live as a free man as before?!

Half-baked news!

Boko Haram and all una sponsors and supporters,
una no go ever die better.
Useless Animals!
[/quote]ARE YOU INDIRECTLY REFERRING TO BULLHARYhuh
PoliticsRe: MURIC Is Under The Payroll Of The Sultan Of Sokoto Says FFK. by IJOBA2: 2:56pm On Feb 02, 2020
OZAOEKPE:
I wonder how a Yoruba Muslim go they fight and defend Fulani when they still see them as slaves or infidels
HELINUES HELP US ANSWER THIS QUESTION ABEG
FamilyRe: Newly Wedded Edo Man Returns Wife To Parents Over Wide Private Part. by IJOBA2: 12:11am On Feb 01, 2020
E TI WON SI KONGA TOBA DEMO grin

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