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@Godschild, In myyy opinion, i tink we shud continu wit ds thread. Abandund threads hia nd dia duz'nt luk gud.

princessmia: Yamula: I hav lived all my life in Kano. Its not all about d bombs. Every1 will die 1 day. N if u don't beliv in destiny (dat weda u r posted to a northern state or not, wen its ur time to die, u'll die) den datz a diFferent story. Don't b scared. I've bin living dia all my life n I aint dead yet. Lol. I pray u r posted to a good place of ur choice. But don't b scared of cowards to pose demselves as threat to d nation

Princess da duzn't sound palatable @ll. May be ur on d safe syd of kano.U cal BH boyz cowards? I dnt tink so.

psoto: IK, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ son, how's your hand now? Hope its better? The link you gave us isn't opening o.

Gud mornin psoto darlin. As i had my bath las9t d tin began peelin but i knw my skin heals veri fast. Tnx. But i jus opend d link nw. Try it agn nd lemme knw.

Good mornin folks. All b/c of moni, BB, brazilian hair etc. Our gurls plz be wise. Read dis: http://allafrica/stories/201208220121.html

Good day folks. I tank God 4 journey mercies. I arrivd Abj safely. My left hand frm my wrist to my fingers r dropsy (swollen as a result of fluids inside) i shud v applied salt(like dahrach suggested) bt instead i dippd my fingers in cold water bt my aunt latr rubbd groundnut oil on em, she sayz it ll scale dwn d peeling. I tank y'all 4 ur luv nd sympathy; psoto darlin, Dahrach, princess, Cy, Breezy, Dr sheddy, fadinus, Godschild nd err body. Catch u guyz on d side of d oda - the Brighter side.

Guyz am in serious pains. I jus finishd boiling hot water on electrik kettle(cos i wnt 2 drink tea) nd wz pouring d water inside flask, sum how d kettle lid went off nd most part of d hot water pourd on my hands. The flask fell off my hand nd broke. This's killing me nd am travelling bac 2 my family 2moro 8:30a.m flight.

fadinus: Lwkmd, God go punish agro o

Who b agro?

Brezzybone: Dear lord pls direct my steps to Ak/cal I want to use it to Your glory

Lmao! Na untop ekaete u go use am to his glory?

psoto: BREZZY!!! Even you

The dude hz settld 4 "The Land Of Puusssyy" Akwa ibom. Do u v a problem wit dat?

Brezzybone: To be honest am very confussed, the issue it where do I really want to serve? The person who intend to help me hv been asking me this question for some time nw, till date am still nt sure of where i want to go, my final suggestion is dat I allow God do His will in my lyf.

Dude if s in ur power 2 chooze a state i tink u beta do dat.

ChuksBlaze: Sure thing man how the pay there self

Dude s NOT all bout d pay dat matters. But "Easing off tinz" am sure u cnt refuse a free "BJ" frm ekaete. Dia pay s 9k

ChuksBlaze: Repeat!

U jus heard me. Les meet in uyo.

Can't w8 2 go camp in d "LAND OF PUUSSSY". I luv Akwa Ibom! Akwa ibom Ayaya! I'll jam Big yansh-ed gurls dat go by names like; Iniobong, Efereobong, Etembong, Nfonobong, Mberembong, Nkalambong, evrything "bong" follow. Akwaibom/Calabar pidgin english dey sweet me ehn.

Luv s courage. Gud mornin folks.

psoto: Guys, I think I will go τ̅☺ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ school very soon o. I had one dream ehn...e be like say God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ chase me go school go check ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ name o.

Psoto darlin watd'u wanna go do in skool? V u reconciled al ur results?

CY09:
Felicitations, if you are a fresh graduate then you don't need to bother about registration cos your school will do that for you...buh if you are not a fresh graduaten you may need to go to your sch for pre-mobilization, buh the date for all that depends on your school...xo you may need to get in touch with your school if you fall in the later category.

Mehn u jus cleard d air 4 me nw. I wntd 2 ask a similar question on dat cos my skool s nt even sayin anytn on mobilization. But a felo studnt told me dat once u'v reconciled al ur results den ur gud 2 go(wich i'v dun) bt i stil doubted him. Nun of my set hz actualy gun 4 service. They jus wnt us 2 do november tinz.

Youths obey the clarion call. Let us build our nation high, unda d sun or in d rain, wit dedication nd selflessnes. Nigeria is us nd Nigeria we serve. Gud mornin folks. Cy gud 2 c u. Y'all shud hv a gr8 day ahead. Yeeeeeeeeaah Baby...

[quote author=Gods-child]House, I'm sure we've all read PRODAM's last post...If he doesn't show up this night for FFF, then its gonna be tomorrow...[/quote] #SPEECHLESS#

On a Loooøøøøng thing.

See dem. all of dem dun type *555* for dia fon. Evangelist plz go nd do ur assignment.

Hi lexiie? Welcum 2 our family. Plz Can i toast u?

[quote author=Gods-child]Guy, person age mate still make sense oo...If 40 marry 25 and dem commot together, you go hear as guys go still dey ask for her pin & number...dem go dey ask am say; Why are you always with your uncle??[/quote]Then go for ugly 1 wit K-leg. Beliv me, Nobody go drag her wit u.

[quote author=Gods-child]hehehhehheheh....See me see trouble ooo!...Una don dey dictate age??...Omo!...Una be sure guys ooo...See as I dey so ehn, I never even sabi when I go marry, If I reach 30 I go dey think am....Lmao!!!![/quote]Lmao! Guy wen u turn 30 dnt go for a gurl past 21. But if u turn 40 u can manage 25. The younger the better nd d sweeter d shagging.

Porsh kayana on ma mind. Chaii! Smh. Mek i no sale my papa house use am buy porsh kayana o!

ogbeche77: Seconded... But mine is any gal frm 26

Correct guy u be ! Gurls nw dey reach menopause @ 30

I'v notice sumtin phenomenom wit gurls. Most especially O-town babes. U see babes laffin nd talking 2 demselves on dia BB. (pretending as if d r talkin wit a guy) wen in d real sense dem jus dey form. Form for who kwanu?

Gud afternoon psoto darlin. Hw'z ur sunday goin? Is d rice dun?

Any gurl mor dan 27 i consida u an old cargoe. GBAM!!!! No jus near me o! Unless na sugar tinz.

[quote author=Gods-child]Are you serious??....hehehhehhehehehheehee.....Rotfl!...Why you no con collect them phone numbers??...Some of them fit be good ladies oooo![/quote]Good wetin? Abi desperados. Old mama youngiz. Guy i shifted grounds wen d 1 beside wz sayin "father God i musto catch my husband today today, No dulling". Mek e no be me wey she dey target. Old cargoes wit fallen breasssts. Mtshewww

Christ embassy members i hail una o! Una church sweet die

[quote author=Gods-child]Hmmm!...Bro IK, I take it something happened in church today...gist us nah...And I think you're right..."shine ya eyes well well"[/quote]Guy i was lust/lost in church today. I'm catholic bt i accompanied a friend 2 a pentecostal church 4 tanksgivin service. 70% of d church wz filld wit young women(supposedly unmarried) dressd so seductivly. The pastor(randy pastor) made a special prayer 4 em all. Wen d were praying(purportedly speaking in tongues) i was lust/lost in d middle. I had 2 open my ear wel wel 2 c if i cn comprehend wat d wer sayin. I heard tinz like "father God ds year must nt pass me bye, i musto catch my husband today today, No dulling" Even a gurl in church wit her BB updated her fb wit "marriage tinz on my mind".

It's about dat time wen most pentecostal churches r filled to d brim wit so many spinsters praying for a husband. The worst part is dat they would'nt want u 2 touch dem, lamushuang dem or even view weda d PACKAGE is original. There own is "jus comm nd marri me"(after messin up wit kunle, haruna and emeka) Guyz shine ya eyes well well. Dnt let dat sister in d lord dat sang a beautiful song in church deciev u. A word is enof 4 d wise.