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Romance / Re: I Am Using My Brother's Boxers by Ikamandoncome: 11:49am On Sep 17, 2023
This guy for how many years wey I know you for nairaland,e go done reach six years.You nor dey learn from your mistakes?


Na spiritual thing them need to do for your head oh.
Politics / Re: I Was To Be Abducted With Kanu From Kenya By FG But I Used My Wisdom - Omokri by Ikamandoncome: 11:40am On Sep 17, 2023
bigug04:



Ranting things!

If you don't like money, why not pay the ₦8600 and move on.. undecided

Make your tribe known, because few weeks ago..a lady at a restaurant in Abj was speaking with the owner in a language I couldn't pick a word out of.

I had to ask her which language it was, she lied that it
was Tivi smiley..when I told her that I was in Jalingo & Gboko and didn't have time to learn the language..omo, she came clean that it is Ibira. I told her that she is not proud of her tribe, are you?

Idiot,I already paid the money to the bank and my company account has been created.Im not even from those tribe you mentioned.


Everybody know your tribemen value money more than their life.
Politics / Re: I Was To Be Abducted With Kanu From Kenya By FG But I Used My Wisdom - Omokri by Ikamandoncome: 10:39am On Sep 17, 2023
Right from time,Igbo man like money pass him life...
Business / Re: Name Search Is Free, So Why Are Nigerian Banks Charging 5000 Naira For It? by Ikamandoncome: 9:18am On Sep 07, 2023
Wema bank dey charge me 8600#
Business / Re: Wema Bank: Trying To Extort Me. by Ikamandoncome: 3:40pm On Sep 06, 2023
OlujobaSamuel:

Approach another branch of wema first, if you actually prefer the account with Wema.
If you are given an amount, find out if it's the standard amount for Wema bank or it's just individual/case specific.
The change in amount from him might just be an oversight, and not intentional. That is, he wasn't sure of the actual when he told you 8k before changing it to 8600.
Alternatively, send a mail to seek for the requirements of opening a corporate account and asked if there is a standard cost attached to the opening of such account

Okay
Business / Re: Wema Bank: Trying To Extort Me. by Ikamandoncome: 3:28pm On Sep 06, 2023
Nairalanders please help me ascertain if they are trying to scam.....
Business / Re: Wema Bank: Trying To Extort Me. by Ikamandoncome: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2023
OlujobaSamuel:
I know that banks do request for payment for company search, but I don't know if it's fixed amount for all banks or varies.
The fund will be charged from your account so you need not bothered of overpaying. It's a system charge, and you will see the narration. As long as you are not paying into individual account, you are good.


Really first he said 8k and later he said #8600,I'm thinking of approaching another bank.
Business / Wema Bank: Trying To Extort Me. by Ikamandoncome: 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2023
Nairalanders I registered a Private limited liability company with the CAC through my lawyer.I decided to create a cooperate account with Wema bank,they are demanding that I pay #8600 to check if I'm the owner of the CAC certificate,to check if my company is really on CAC website, something that I can do with my phone.

Nairalanders my company is an agricultural company.

Nairalanders is the bank official trying to extort me or is that a fee to pay when creating a cooperate account?
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Stranded, Homeless In The UK - Saharareporters by Ikamandoncome: 2:54pm On Sep 03, 2023
ThiefnubuBandit:
Imagine the Ukwuani olosho being homeless in the UK. Idiot.

Shut up, she's aniocha not ukwuani.
Crime / Re: Leaked Nudes Flood Social Media As Ladies Combat Blackmailers by Ikamandoncome: 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2023
I really enjoy watching buba girl wide toto.
Romance / Re: I Am Doomed. I Am Finished. Please Help Me by Ikamandoncome: 7:58am On Aug 13, 2023
Childifdoom you nor dey ever get sense.Your mumu too much,abeg go borrow money make you stake again.

Since you're cursed,just dey entertain us.
Business / Re: Diversion Of Diaspora Remittances To Black Market Weakens Naira - CBN by Ikamandoncome: 4:30pm On Aug 11, 2023
Abeg make Una leave black market alone,na there we dey enjoy better rate for USD.


I enjoy selling my usdt on binance,very good place for selling my usdt.Good rate.

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Politics / Re: If There Is War With Niger Republic, The Igbo Nation Must Not Get Involved! by Ikamandoncome: 7:36am On Aug 10, 2023
gidgiddy:
Its got nothing to do with us, its not our fight, we must not get involved in anyway

Ka Chineke mezie okwu


Biafla or death,the zoo must fall.
Romance / Re: I Am So Foolish by Ikamandoncome: 7:35am On Aug 10, 2023
Look,for how many years wey I done know you for this nairaland with your various monickers,you nor dey ever get sense?

Look I will advice you to just kill yourself and let us have peace in this forum.
Romance / Re: True Life Story: Never Marry Your Boss' Daughter by Ikamandoncome: 5:21am On Apr 19, 2023
Fake story.

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Properties / Re: Can 10M Naira complete a housing project(land Inclusive)? by Ikamandoncome: 4:17pm On Apr 14, 2023
engrrichie92:


Me Benin?
You dont know me

Oga Odede sodiq afar,if only you know the person chatting with you here, someone very close to you.
Properties / Re: Can 10M Naira complete a housing project(land Inclusive)? by Ikamandoncome: 3:12pm On Apr 14, 2023
engrrichie92:
Builders/Architects/Engineers,

I need your expert advise.

So I have got 10M naira I want to invest in my first building project (Land inclusive)

I know it is not feasible in Lagos, so looking at Ondo/Ogun state; Is this feasible within my budget?

I am even willing to pay for a comprehensive project plan from an experienced builder.

It will be nice to have a detailed breakdown of how to achieve this before I proceed

Thanks in advance.

I know the person behind this account.Oga I thought you said you will build first in the Benin city where you made your wealth.
Romance / Re: My Fellow Comrade.......good Old Days When Love Is Real....men Dem Will Understa by Ikamandoncome: 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2023
SweetBuns:

I really don't know what substance you took before quoting me out of the blue like this, I just hope you were being sarcastic.
I am in no way affiliated with this Ebe character you speak of

Keep your lies to your self.
Business / Re: Auchi And Agbor Which Is More Industries? by Ikamandoncome: 9:36pm On Mar 20, 2023
izombie:
Op, did you mean which is more industrious or which has more industries?

Both
Business / Re: Auchi And Agbor Which Is More Industries? by Ikamandoncome: 9:28pm On Mar 20, 2023
Mynd44,seun, Dominique front page.
Business / Auchi And Agbor Which Is More Industries? by Ikamandoncome: 9:27pm On Mar 20, 2023
Nairalanders abeg I want to learn about this.
Politics / Re: Jandor Has Learnt His Lessons In PDP, We'll Welcome Him If He Returns - APC by Ikamandoncome: 9:24pm On Mar 20, 2023
TalkTalkTwins:
Why do I feel like Jandor was planted to divide PDP votes and prevent a strong contender from grabbing the ticket

Who TF chooses Funke as a running mate?
Why didn’t he campaign?

I said it before the election,many people nor beleive.He was planted by tinubu to destroy Lagos PDP.
Food / Re: How Have You Been Coping With Buying Food Items With Scarcity Of Cash? by Ikamandoncome: 8:36am On Mar 18, 2023
Karlifate:
Opay ✅

Palmpay ✅

Kuda ✅


The 3 of them came to the rescue during this cash brouhaha 💯

Kudos to their developers & C.E.Os. 🤝


A lot of POS operators are like a roaring lion, seeking whom to devour. cheesy

Add fairmoney bank,the best bank I know.my first bank dey mumu, fairmoney app always helping with good banking services.

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Politics / Re: Billionaire Otedola Alone In His Private Jet (video) by Ikamandoncome: 5:49pm On Mar 13, 2023
Politics / Re: Billionaire Otedola Alone In His Private Jet (video) by Ikamandoncome: 5:41pm On Mar 13, 2023
gidgiddy:


The Nigeria we have now is already killing everyone, so everyone might be dead before Biafra comes

Okay my old biaflaa fliend.
Politics / Re: Billionaire Otedola Alone In His Private Jet (video) by Ikamandoncome: 5:27pm On Mar 13, 2023
gidgiddy:
Who said money is not good?


Biaflaa or death

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Romance / Re: My Fellow Comrade.......good Old Days When Love Is Real....men Dem Will Understa by Ikamandoncome: 2:16pm On Mar 03, 2023
BeanX:
Na only u be rozcol,, wargidanairala,,iyaebe,,rozz,zzor and so on, tell me when will u grow up in ur life? 😡

Funny enough a man is behind that account,I knew him long ago when he was still using his sweetbuns monicker,he pretend to be a female and many people here actually believe the guy is a woman .

I have called him out many times.
Phones / Re: Nokia Changes Iconic Logo To Signal Strategy Shift by Ikamandoncome: 11:06am On Feb 28, 2023
Ustec:


So so reliable bro,
It's has fell down so hard on so many occasions and still working perfectly.
It Even fell inside water on one occasion that it spent almost a minute in the water, I even thought that's over, but to my surprise, when i switched it on the following morning, it worked perfectly as if nothing even happened.

Nokia 3.4 experience.

Nokia na better phone,this my g10 dey make me happy.The day wey I go buy the phone,I dey find Samsung a050 or so,e nor dey available na I'm I carry this Nokia and e make sense.
Phones / Re: Nokia Changes Iconic Logo To Signal Strategy Shift by Ikamandoncome: 10:45am On Feb 28, 2023
I'm still rocking this my Nokia g10, android 11 which can upgrade to two more upgrade that android that is 12 and 13.

I really love this phone, ❤️ 📱 .

I bought this phone early last year.
Politics / Re: Ika People Let's Us Support Our Son Okowa For Vice President. by Ikamandoncome: 1:35pm On Feb 25, 2023
I Just delivered for pdp in presidential,Edo south senatorial District and ikpoba okha and Egor fed constituency.
Politics / Re: Ika People Let's Us Support Our Son Okowa For Vice President. by Ikamandoncome: 10:55am On Feb 25, 2023
slimfit1:

Have you seen Osinbajo ask him how to useless he is in Aso rock
Oh,that's osinbajo.

Okowa is different.

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