₦airaland Forum

That fruit can never overthrow the ladies' choice - cucumber

This statistics was conducted by the whites so I can tell you most don't apply here.

Nigerian universities where you are required to produce what you were not given.

The weirdest thing about brobrisky is that his name sounds like a nairaland moniker.

HQuadreal:
The bank will ask for the death certificate of the owner of the account , a valid means of identification (ID. Card) and also you will be given some papers to sign too. That all.

thanks alot for the info.

A new peer-to-peer donation has just been launched which you can begin with as low as #1500. Lemme know if you are interested in the full info.

The last pix is the real deal. crazy fellas!

HQuadreal:
The rightful owner to claim the money when someone is dead.

What steps will be taken before such money can be claimed in case of the demise of the owner.

jaafree:
. How I wished we can sacked our president and sign a foreign one.

Nigeria would hvae been a better place, a kind of paradise on earth.

Please, enlighten me as to the essence of the next of kin associated with bank accounts. Will my next of kin have access to my money or what?

cc lalasticlala, mynd44

I won't be surprised to hear this news coming outta a country with universities offering students professional certificates in occult practices.

seguno2:
Not even Lagos state with all the hype and 17 years of progreTHIEF administration.
The metropolis in the state was ranked the 3rd worst city in the world.
No wonder since ordinary tap water is not available to most of the residents and even the elites in Ikoyi, Victoria Island, Lekki drink their own shitwater from boreholes in the same compound as their septic tanks.

Which way Nigeria!!!

Donbigi2:
I no fit do 5yrs for Futo + 1yr nysc for 80k salary oh
I rather be an entrepreneur

Better than waiting for a 500k salary.

Atiku2019:
That was my dream when I graduated, but my first job in an Accounting firm was 16k

"Reality come reset my brain and ego sharply"

Yes, that is what reality does. This mentality happens when you still have your parents or someone providing for you. But when you find out you have to fend for yourself, you will know what reality is.

Wow! She kept a register. Sex with 30 men everyday at age 12 for 4 straight years na lie. We would literally be writing RIP for her.

You won't find Nigeria in this type of news. Kudos to the government of Rwanda.

The future of this girl is bright. I pray she doesn't fall into the hands of those that would corrupt her.

The cameltoe is the hit.

Those who want their starting salary to be above 500k.

I'm waiting for Cross River State, especially 'cuz of my Calabar girls. Don't say I have a dirty mind.

I don't think the government is well prepared for they are embarking on.

youngaz:
Lol...I was about to type exactly d same thing...if 20 pple are being arrested 2day tommorow some will still do d same thing if d chance arises for dem...Nigerians ehn?

I sometimes wonder if it is greed or sheer stupidity that even make Nigerians peddle drugs as far as Singapore or Indonesia where the punishment is by death. Yet, if a Nigerian is caught and killed today, tomorrow another one will be caught. Nigerians and risk-taking go hand-in-hand.

Despite the risk of being caught, some Nigerians still continue to traffick drugs. Nigerians are the highest risk takers in the world.

If masturbation affects the brain, I bet so does sez. If watching porn lowers productivity, am sure watching movies too doesn't increase it.
Simply put, addiction lowers productivity and affects the brain. Shikena!

CentaurXV:
Dude. Please check the 1st or 2nd page and see who started it all.

I read all the pages verbatim. It is not a matter of who started it. You like to serve it hot.

If you composed this yourself, you need not any help. You can only listen to BBC radio to learn more.

Everything is expensive nowadays.

CentaurXV:
Hey, Demented beaver! How splendid and awe it would have been if A castaway vagabond's under satisfied inspid-ly, vacuous, joltedly, dyslexical, "carpuous-demolished" brain could fathom something better than to start a vie with me.

Your greatest misconception now is how to venerate in a plenum of adults, but instead you'll rather conceal your fatuousness'.
Quite astonishing how an insignificant speck of thread would preponderate "It's" calibre and declare a man who is capable of solving trifling, frivolous and unsophisticated seeds like you.
Listen, If truly you are a girl. I'd give you an advise.
Do not bother thinking about a man asking you out. The chances of a man doing so is soo bleak like your future. I am sure the time a man would give any purple flying fûcks about a creature like you would be the Time I grow boobs
Your types are meant to be kept as fûck mates and nothing else.
Intoxicated delinquent!
#DropsPen.

Honesty, do you derive pleasure in locking horns with people? You obviously got no chill.