Celebrities › Re: HITTING IT Right,cossy Orjiakor Shares A Pic Of Herself Climaxing (photos) by ikbnice(m): 6:15pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
See her mouth like a girl having cucumber stuffed in her mouth. |
Agriculture › Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by ikbnice(m): 5:35pm On Sep 13, 2016*. Modified: 5:51pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
jephito: This how my farm looks at day 15. The white substance beside the plant is the yet to dissolve urea I applied yesterday. please, how did you make the trellis |
Agriculture › Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by ikbnice(m): 5:34pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
can someone send me the tokyo f1 seed in ondo state. I need to start planting asap. About 20 acre of land is wasting away at my backyard. Quote me if you can |
Romance › Please Advice This Guy That Is Blindly In Love by ikbnice(op): 5:03pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Here is what he said, [b]"I have a girlfriend. She is 21, while I am 25. She is using Samsung s7 EDGE and iphone 6 while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much and I don't want her to feel left out of the trend of gadgets. I send #500 recharge card for her everyday but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina and fried rice for her while I drink only pure water and groundnut. One day, I bought #500 card for her; while we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking and playing pranks on me. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her. Whenever I want to hug her she would shout at me harshly and if I try to kiss her, she would tell me I have a dirty mind.She said she's a virgin.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 1000 naira? or should I buy her the latest iphone 7 to make her realize I love her? I know that she loves me very much but I don't even have the money for the latest iphone now"[/b] |
Health › Re: 5 Awesome Benefits Of Drinking Water Early In The Morning by ikbnice(op): 3:51pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
hadura29: My guy my guy, what's good? How's life ? it's been good. How have you been? |
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Travel › Re: Armless Man Falls From Train In Ilorin, Dies by ikbnice(m): 6:35am On Sep 11, 2016 |
Rest in peace |
Romance › Re: Five Lies Every Nigerian Lady Loves To Hear by ikbnice(m): 1:11pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Tell her she's beautiful even if she fit collect an Olympic medal for ugliness.Funnily enough, she will be happy even when she obviously knows you are lying. |
Celebrities › Re: BIG BOOTY Nollywood Actress Evia Simon Shares Hot Bedroom Photos With Doggystyle by ikbnice(m): 1:09pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
All of 'em don turn oloshos. |
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Health › Re: 5 Awesome Benefits Of Drinking Water Early In The Morning by ikbnice(op): 12:44pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
pappy4real: Good info. It should make fp so others can learn I doubt if lalasticlala or mynd44 has interest in it making FP |
Crime › Re: 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by ikbnice(op): 8:58am On Sep 10, 2016 |
MrBen10: FTC I dedicate this ftc to laura ikeji, my crush. just that she is unaware am dying crushing on her. . Lalasticlala comman see how u can charge dat ur ex babe for breaking ur heart after training her in sch for marriage . . Modified; Jesu..! a land grabber has grabbed my ftc from me o, somebody help.. . barney, this tin u did is not good o anyway, lemme kuku manage STC second to comment then someone faster than you overtook you. In Dame Patience Jonathan's voice, 'it's not easy to carry second' |
Crime › 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by ikbnice(op): 8:25am On Sep 10, 2016 |
The quote that ‘ignorance is not a valid excuse before the law’ is the one most people can never forget. Many times, you or someone you know has been in trouble with the law because of something he/she did or did not do. Especially in Nigeria, where a little mistake can land you in huge trouble, is it important that you know the laws that you should never break. Here are some of the strangest ones you will ever see:
7. Sale of matches made with white phosphorus: The sale of matches made with white phosphorus or the use of white phosphorus in manufacture of matches is a criminal offence. White phosphorus is a material made from a common allotrope of the chemical element phosphorus that is used in smoke, tracer, illumination, and incendiary munitions. It can cause death if inhaled as a smoke or ingested. Extensive exposure by burning and ingestion may result in death.
6. Breach of promise to marry: If you promise to marry a person and fail to keep that promise, you can be sued at a court. However before an act of a person can amount to breach of promise to marry. There are the following prerequisites: a) There must be evidence before the court that indeed there was a promise of statutory marriage (under the Marriage Act). This is because the different customary laws do not provide a cause of action for breach of executor contracts such as the promise to marry. b) There must be evidence that a party to the contract to marry failed to perform his obligations.
5. Witchcraft: Believe it or not, there is actually one of the Nigerian criminal code laws which is against witchcraft. According to the law, any person who by his/her statements or actions represents himself/herself to be a witch or to have the power of witchcraft is guilty of misdemeanour and is liable to two years in prison.
4. Army green: Under the Prohibition of Use act, it is illegal to paint your private vehicle, ‘army green’. This law has been extended sometimes to include wearing camouflage coloured attire. You do not want to be caught by the military contravening any of these laws.
3. Christian wives: This might be one of the strangest laws. Under the law, a wife of a Christian marriage is not criminally responsible for an act which she is actually compelled by her husband to do in his presence. There is however an exception, if it is an offence punishable with death, or one in which grievous harm to the person of another, or an intention to cause such harm.
2. Jactitation of marriage: In Nigeria, you can obtain a ‘jactitation of marriage’ , what this means is that you can get an injunction against someone from claiming to be your spouse. Under the Matrimonial Causes act, if the person ignores the injunction, he/she can be arrested and prosecuted.
1. Reward for stolen property: Now, this is especially tricky. If someone steals your property, it is criminal to advertise a reward for the return of the stolen or lost property with a statement that no questions will be asked, or that the person producing such property will not be arrested or punished. https://www.naij.com/962574-beware-7-strange-nigerian-laws-can-land-jail.html
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Business › Re: I Want to Help Five People Make Minimum Of 50$ Weekly For FREE!!! by ikbnice(m): 7:55am On Sep 10, 2016 |
Temitope223: Morning everyone its my birthday week so am willing to help first 5 people make minimum of 50$ weekly if you follow d steps 1 mut have a laptop and a strong VPN of US 2 must be online with laptop when u message me cause its strictly practical if u hav d following whatsapp me via my signature!First 5 people only Thanks always at your financial success! how can I get a US VPN? |
Business › Re: I Want to Help Five People Make Minimum Of 50$ Weekly For FREE!!! by ikbnice(m): 7:51am On Sep 10, 2016*. Modified: 12:45pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
Interested.... Where's your number? |
Health › 5 Awesome Benefits Of Drinking Water Early In The Morning by ikbnice(op): 6:49am On Sep 10, 2016 |
It is said that drinking about 7 to 8 glasses of water daily is important for your health. One thing many people do nthe first glass of water as soon as you wake up also comes with its therapeutic benefits.
Here are some benefits:
1. Balance your lymph system: These glands help you perform your daily function, balance your body fluids and fight infection.
2. Glowing skin: Water help purge toxins from the body, and this helps keep your skin glowing and clear.
3. Helps with weight loss: Drinking at least half a litre of water in the morning can help boost your metabolism.
4. Colon efficiency: Drinking water on an empty stomach in the morning purifies the colon thereby making it easier to absorb nutrients.
5. Increases the production of new blood and muscle cells
Have a beautiful day everyone. Goodmorning!
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Politics › Re: What We Need Nigerian Youths To Be Doing (pics) by ikbnice(m): 4:51pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Hahaha! The white thinks he ought to do as Romans when in Rome.
# changebeginswithme campaign is yielding positive result |
Phones › Re: How To Get Airtel 20gb For Just #200 by ikbnice(m): 3:53pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Emmoa: Na waoo!! I was given 200 and something MB ooo. I check my data after using it for few minutes and it was 222MB.I no understand Na waoo!! I was given 200 and something MB ooo. I check my data after using it for few minutes and it was 222MB.I no understand how did you check the balance please? |
Health › Re: Staying Safe From Gonorrhea - Symptoms And Treatment by ikbnice(op): 4:39pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Thoniameek: A colleague of mine had this coupled with toothache, his cries gave us a good laugh at work mehn!  you making jest if him right? He shouldn't have made it so obvious. |
Health › Staying Safe From Gonorrhea - Symptoms And Treatment by ikbnice(op): 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) that affects both men and women. It can cause infections in the genitals, rectum, throat and you can contact gonorrhea by having vaginal, anal, or MouthAction with someone who is infected. A pregnant woman with gonorrhea can also infect her baby during childbirth. Symptoms: Some men with gonorrhea may have no symptoms at all. However, men who do have symptoms, may have burning sensation when urinating, white, yellow, or green discharge from the penis, painful or swollen testicles (although this is less common). Most women with gonorrhea do not have any symptoms. Even when a woman has symptoms, they are often mild and can be mistaken for a bladder or vaginal infection. Women with gonorrhea are at risk of developing serious complications from the infection, even if they don’t have any symptoms. Some symptoms in women can include painful or burning sensation when urinating, increased vaginal discharge, and vaginal bleeding between periods. You should be examined by your doctor if you notice any of these symptoms or if your partner has an STD or symptoms of an STD, as this can help diagnose early. How will my doctor know if I have gonorrhea? Most of the time, urine can be used to test for gonorrhea. However, if you have had oral and/ or anal sex, swabs may be used to collect samples from your throat and/or rectum. In some cases, a swab may be used to collect a sample from a man’s urethra (urine canal) or a woman’s cervix (opening to the womb). Can gonorrhea be cured? Yes, gonorrhea can be cured with the right treatment. It is important that you take all of the medication your doctor prescribes to cure your infection. Although medication will stop the infection, it will not undo any permanent damage caused by the disease. In women, untreated gonorrhea can cause pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). https://kangpe.com/tip/view/94/Stay-away-from-Gonorrhea cc lalasticlala, mynd44 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Lionel Messi Has Barcelona Contract For Life - Barcelona President by ikbnice(op): 3:22pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has told ESPN FC that star player Lionel Messi has a contract with the club "forever" as they prepare for negotiations on a new deal in the coming months. Messi, 29, has a contract which currently expires in June 2018. However, this summer, the Argentine star was linked with a possible move to re-join former boss Pep Guardiola at Manchester City, as well as a return to his childhood club Newell's Old Boys following the 2018 World Cup, something Messi said he would "love to do." But Bartomeu has made renewing Messi's deal a priority this term. "[Messi] has all the years he wants [with Barcelona]. Lionel Messi is the best ever to play football in the history of the world and he plays with us," he told ESPN FC in an exclusive interview. "We are very happy, he is very important for the club, he's very important for the fans, he's very important for football itself. "And Lionel Messi in the next coming months of course we are going to talk with him because he knows, he already knows that he has a contract forever. There is not a limit with him. "The limit will be decided by him and right now he is 29 years old, he is talented, he is ambitious, and he's in perfect shape to continue for many more years." Bartomeu went on to say that he expected negotiations to be complete shortly, adding: "For now, we think we will do it in the next coming months, but Leo Messi will continue in Barcelona, of course." Messi returned to international competition with Argentina last week after a brief retirement from the national team following this summer's disappointment at the Copa America Centenario. He helped lead his country to a 1-0 win against Uruguay, although he aggravated a groin injury near the end of the match and didn't play in Argentina's 2-2 draw with Venezuela on Tuesday. Barcelona have yet to offer a timetable for his return. https://m.espn.com/soccer/story?storyId=2945562&top&wjb&iorg_service_id_internal=1411233352518941%3BAfrHivLBgVBEcL3x
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Investment › Re: For Those That Want Free Satoshi Website Come In Here by ikbnice(m): 10:43pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
Amazingg: Depends on the site. It is better to be involved with different websites can you please give me some of these websites? |
Business › Re: 11 Kinds Of People You Meet At A Nigerian Bet Shop by ikbnice(m): 8:04am On Sep 07, 2016 |
I sometimes have a funny look on my face when I see a guy with a sleep aw long as third mainland bridge. Imagine staking #100 with a potential winning of #15,0000,0000. |
Nairaland General › Re: Airtel Free Basics Has Been Canceled!!! by ikbnice(m): 10:58pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
GoodyOG: one of the largest tele communication network in nigeria has recently canceled the free basics which can be used to access some imqortant sites including nairaland.this came after they reduced the 20gb for #200 and made it 200mb...this and more are the recent CHANGES that we have been seeing.... what shall it profit a man to keep deceiving people. The freebasic that I am using presently with new sites currently added. |
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Romance › Re: If You Find Out You Are In Love With A KARASHIKA What Will You Do? by ikbnice(m): 10:46pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
You could end up going to Mars without a spaceship |
Business › Re: How To Make At Least $50 Monthly On Twitter - Practical Guide by ikbnice(m): 6:56pm On Sep 06, 2016*. Modified: 10:29am On Dec 05, 2016 |
Donniefred: Hey guys, do not drop your mails on public forum! Its not save!
Those in need of the PDF should quote or mention me. bro, i need it too. Please, I don't have subscription for downloading for now. |
Technology Market › Re: "USED ITEMS" Direct From WAREHOUSE by ikbnice(m): 6:12pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
rev2214: Laptops opened for sales today corei3, Core2Duo,Dual Core, Apple & PM from 10k how much do you get them delivered at my location in Ore, Ondo State and secondly, do you accept payment on delivery? |
Business › Re: Who Else Has Not Made Money Online? by ikbnice(m): 5:23pm On Sep 06, 2016*. Modified: 10:32am On Dec 05, 2016 |
Anyone who has the ebook should share it with me. |
Investment › Re: For Those That Want Free Satoshi Website Come In Here by ikbnice(m): 5:10pm On Sep 06, 2016*. Modified: 10:30am On Dec 05, 2016 |
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Investment › Re: For Those That Want Free Satoshi Website Come In Here by ikbnice(m): 5:06pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
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Can you please tell us the reason why you dont want to drop the sites here?
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Please be warned and dont fall a victim of SCAM. how many can one earn in a day? |