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Mortiple:
Umu agbogho Igbo na emebo kwanu Ndigbo ogenile.

pls whats the translations

360ng:

im not so conversant with this behaviour Bt I will love to knw u... lets hve a chat or something ur BEAUTIFUL
duh!!

360ng:

im not so conversant with this behaviour Bt I will love to knw u... lets hve a chat or something ur BEAUTIFUL

chesterlee:
No retreat....No surrender




The republic of Biafra must be restored!!

whats this one!!!! is people like u, thqt makes me think trice about this biafra thing.

Lagos - West,
Port Harcourt - south,
abuja - north.

sometimes this people make me forget there is an eastern state or city...

inequality must stop in this country. .!!!

APC IS A SCAM

cheiiii!!! d fada is dead sneh!!



r.i.p

ah politicians should take this easy..

ademega:
wish him biafra heaven. he is not better than those that have died as a results of his baseless and senseless agitations.

your just so disgusting and way too lame, let God punish those fingers you used to type that rubbish.... FOOL

The promblem is "even if biafra becomes a sovereign state, how ready is it to provide amenities to its people and not be another African disaster?

Godbless nigeria

very funny country..


why is it that the ng music videos are on point but the movie industry is a different story....

Godbless nigeria

vwey funny country..

music videos on point but the movie industry different story....
Godbless nigeria

ezeagu:
But there's no oil is the "South east" now.

The wealth is more shared out in those areas resulting in higher human development. There may be 20 billionaires in the north for example but there's 100,000 millionaires in the south. The 'koko' isn't billionaires, because some worser off countries have more billionaires than some trillion dollar economies, it's about HDI and per capita income.

https://s9.postimg.org/8l8252wem/Igbo_health.jpg

https://www.nairaland.com/2698050/nigeria-holding-back-south-east

guy ur intelligent and really learned, God bless you for a logical comment there, u burst my brain...

APC and there stupid ambitions for power... there is God.

this is how you know governors that have brain, south east governors call in foreign bodies to invest in your mineral resources, if you are too lame to utilise them... ah every state has its own minerals and they still hope on oil as if sovereign states like Singapore has oil... its possible, we can be great.

I just posted something educative on the health thread and its not on front page, so this is more important, im not still surprise while the country is still this way. mods please do the needful.

www.nairaland.com/2744051/physical-aspects-causes-masturbation

lalasticlala at least this is educative, please sir do the needful.

Adekunleideology:
you are mad !

guy respect your self okay, don't ever quote me again...

please tell your mum to bring back what belongs to the govt. and stop asking us nollywood questions!!! No one does evil and go free...


for those who want to know causes of masturbation click the link, very educative.

www.nairaland.com/2744051/physical-aspects-causes-masturbation

Your body has two seminal vesicles, which are located just below and behind the bladder. These vesicles constantly produce semen and eventually they get full. That is what you are feeling when you try to go without ejaculating. As they get full, your body gets more sensitive to sexual touch. Your mind also tends to move to sexual ideas and that is where you start feeling like you are going crazy.
The design of the male body is to get rid of older semen to make room for fresh material. If you happen to produce semen very slowly, the body is able to get rid of a little bit each night through a drip method. When you have erections, the pathway to the ejaculatory duct and the seminal vesicles open up, allowing a small amount of semen to drip down. It then is flushed out of the body the next time you urinate. Unfortunately this method doesn't keep up with the rate of production for most men, especially when you are first maturing. To get rid of the excess, you actually have to ejaculate.
One way that excess is taken care of is an instinctive response by the body when your seminal vesicles get full. During the dream stage of sleep (also known as the REM or Rapid Eye Movement stage), your body automatically gets an erection. You have four to six erections every night, but you only notice the last one when you wake up in the morning. Since your penis and glans are hypersensitive because the seminal vesicles are full, your body responds by rubbing your penis. Eventually you reach orgasm and ejaculate. For some men, they sleep so soundly that don't realize it happened until they wake up in the morning. Others semi-wake while it is going on, but fall right back to sleep when it is over. Others come fully awake just before reaching the point of ejaculating.
Almost 100% of men discover at some point how to masturbate and trigger an ejaculation. The feeling of pleasure that comes with orgasm and the relief of ejaculating is so intense that it is common for young men to pursue it. But again, the design of the body is that it is easiest to ejaculate when the seminal vesicles are full, but harder when they get close to empty.
Many boys, in a desire to ejaculate more often, pursue sexual images (pornography) to get their bodies aroused sufficiently even when their seminal vesicles aren't full. Pornography is wrong because it is pursuing lust and lewdness. " Let us walk properly, as in the day, not in revelry and drunkenness, not in lewdness and lust, not in strife and envy. But put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the flesh, to fulfill its lusts " ( Romans 13:13-14 ).
However, needing to ejaculate isn't lust. It is a physical need of the body that can't be ignored.
There are many other things you and I should talk about, but I've given you a lot to think about and that will be enough for the moment.


Source: The boys growing up in the lord.

growingupboys.info/Answers2011/12-28.html


Cc: lalasticlala

I know this is no business with the thread but matters alot


Its no longer news hearing the ongoing protests in various part of the SE by the IPOB youths. In as much as I'm of the SE extraction, I want my fellow South Easterners to be rational and objective in their thinking. Biafra shouldn't be our priority now.
The reasons why I'm of the opinion that Biafra shouldn't be our priority are:
1. Most powerful Igbos leaders are against it: Those of us with strong memories would agree with me that Nnamdi Kanu isn't the first person to follow this path.
Years ago during Obasanjo's administration, Mr Ralph Uwazurike the leader of MASSOB attempted something similar. What was the result...he spent years locked up in an underground cell, his members were jailed many are still in jail as we speak, some even lost their precious lives.
The then igbo leaders who even had the senate leadership then did nothing, why cos they weren't ready to relinquish their positions and Federal Government appointments for Uwazurike's movement.
If nothing was done by the SE leaders then, what makes the youths so certain that they'll lift a finger towards their course now considering the fact that most of our leaders are self centered?
2. Thousands and even millions of South Easterners are likely going to be plunged into the job market upon declaration of Biafra: Its most likely that if the biafran dream is actualized today, Igbos working in various Nigerian government parastatals across the federation would automatically loose their job. Starting from Igbos in the military (Army, Airforce and Navy), to Civil Service, to the Nigerian Police Force, NSCDC, Customs, Immigration, FRSC, EFCC, ICPC, The Ministry, Ministers and Senators from the biafran territory will no longer be recognized in the Nigerian Senate, ...etc.
Can we cope with that, noting that the current economy of some SE states isn't something to be proud about, and we can't even secure employment for those living there how much more when you have a mass exodus of people relocating home. How will they survive?
Germany requested for thousands of Syrian refugees because they have a very good economy to settle them in months.
We should understand that if Biafra is declared, a similar mass exodus would be experienced.
Question is do we have a plan to absorb the thousands who probably would be relieved of their duties by the Nigerian Federal Government into the biafran economy and create such parastatals for them with a short period of time so they can work and take care of their families?
These are questions we need to ask ourselves.
3. The SE is improvised: We deserve a good leadership in the SE not biafra: Currently, we lack good roads, we lack constant electricity, we lack well equipped government primary and secondary schools, we lack portable drinking water...etc. Why should secession be our priority?
Few months ago, Afikpo youths comprising of Amasiri, Edda, Uwanna...etc blocked the roads to protest 2years of blackout in Afikpo. (The thread was even on Nairaland) I witnessed that protest live cos I was in Amasiri (Ebotrans park) en route Abakaliki and was delayed by the protesters for over an hour because the whole roads leading to Abakaliki were all blocked.
If Afikpo which is agurably the second largest town with the best economy in Ebonyi state after Abakaliki can be in darkness for 2years, then I think its time for us to go back to the drawing board. Cos we can't expect the biafra economy to survive in darkness.
We should also be bothered about the number of our educated minds finding their way to other geopolitical zones outside the SE in search of greener pastures. That's another indication to tell us that our economy needs serious rehabilitation.
If we're so bent on making biafra a reality then we should beginning to hold our leaders accountable to every promise they made to us during the past elections
Great nations are ruled by great minds not thieves, crooks and heartless looters camouflaging themselves as leaders to enrich their 20th generation.
It is time for the Igbo youths to come together and reverse the trend of ubiquitous leadership ravishing igbo land and put up a system that would enable the best of us emerge as leaders.
Our leaders are our problem, therefore we should direct our aggression towards them. Because even if the biafran dream becomes a reality, I doubt we would survive up to 3years considering the kind of crooks we have as leaders.
We should try to understand that Biafra isn't the solution to the problems we're currently facing in the SE. If we fail to address the issue of bad leadership then biafra will be a case of "Dead On Arrival".
4. Inability to stand Independently: A child only thinks of leaving his parents home to cater for himself when feels he's matured enough to survive independently.
If we're sincere enough, you'll all agree with me that most SE states cannot survive without FG allocation. Currently people in Ebony are experiencing serious hardship. No thanks to the Governor (Dave) who has slashed their salaries for no good reason. Imo state isn't left out of the suffering as state workers there are also experiencing hardship as well.
We have FG allocations yet our Governors cannot pay their workers, and cannot make the state habitable for its people by providing basic amenities. What do you think would happen if the allocation stops?
A few years back when Rochas announced that he wants all secondary schools in imo state to put on a particular school uniform. Yes it was a welcome development to reduce discrimination's amongst schools. But most people frowned at him when he contracted the job to a Chinese company.
Why would a governor contract a job to a Chinese company for billions of naira when there are so many indigenous companies in the SE that would do it for a far lesser amount?
If our leaders are interested in developing the SE why have they refused to invest in the numerous untapped resources in the SE?
Or are they scared that their successors would become the direct benefactors when they leave office?
Isn't that a myopic way of reasoning?
5. Dis-unity and inability to make accurate political calculations: From the 1999 till date, while people of other regions had managed to unite behind their candidate of choice in virtually all elections that had been held, we have always failed to do so.
I wasn't born during the civil war so I have very little knowledge about Ojukwu's acceptance by the general Igbo populace then.
But I remember vividly in 2003 how he (Ojukwu) lost that election in the SE to PDP's Obasanjo. It was recorded that Obasanjo had a thrilling 69.46% of votes from the SE. If we sincerely wanted power that year why didn't we rally round Ojukwu and give him our support like we did during the civil war?
Even when Alex Ekwueme contested the PDP primaries against Obasanjo the same year (2003). That attempt clearly outlined the dis unity amongst our leaders, because most PDP governors of SE states openly campaigned against their own son and supported the same Obsanjo.
Ever since I became knowledgeable of the events happening around me, I've never witnessed any election in Nigeria where we (Igbos) emphatically agreed and produced a candidate of the Igbo extraction acceptable to the whole nation and backed him aggressively. Just as President Buhari was backed by his kinsmen and practically other tribes.
In all the elections however from 1999-till date, we (Igbos) have failed to present a formidable candidate.
We don't even have a formidable political party to start with in the SE. The APGA which was created by Ojukwu has only the governorship seat in Anambra state to boast of.
The North and the SW easily formed an alliance because they had formidable parties they were all loyal to.
My point is that if we cannot determine our political relevance here in Nigeria, we'll keep having problems among ourselves should biafra become a reality.
Solution: We are all Nigerians so we should work towards the growth of this country. To my IPOB brothers, I will say sheath your swords. Don't waste your precious lives, MASSOB has followed that path, and today their members in jail are yet to get justice and those that lost their lives as a result of the struggle have been forgotten. If you die in this struggle you will be forgotten, your name wouldn't even be mentioned anywhere as a hero. Our leaders don't care, their kids are all abroad so when a stray bullet from a happy trigger policeman hits you, you're gone. No justice!
Anyi Ga-eme Mbaa Ka Ódi Ukwuu Ma Öbúrú Na Agbúrú Nille Ga Etikota Aka Rúó Órú Ma Gharakwa Ì Na-ata Ndi Ózó Uta Mgbe Ihe Mgberede Dakwasiri Anyi.E Kwenyerem Nigïria Ga Adikwa Ukwúú ÖZÖ.

BABANGBALI:
the only sane igbo man i ever met

thanks I just want to use all my power to make my people see the truth.

kingzizzy:
After all you write up, you do not have the brain to understand the obvious, even after 55 years of disastrous nationhood. You will never have good Governance under Nigeria. Only you can give your self good Governance and that is why you should aspire to your own country. With what you know about Nigerias history, why do you still believe in this British contraption called Nigeria that had never worked? You need another 55 years of no light, no water, no good roads and bad Governance before you realise that Nigeria should be broken up into smaller units so it can work rather than one big unit that is a faliure?
Wake up from your slumber

bro ur still not saying anything, whats the possibility that when we have our own biafra that these aforementioned stuffs above will be implemented. take a look at even our past and present governors dey still cant do anything, they re the same ppl dat will rule that biafra and also nnamdi kanu kids are even abroad is it fair... no nnamdi family should be here fighting for him
.. if ur educated think.

hob:
Obviously dese peepz dont ve a job to do

and thats because the country they alleged to cant give them jobs, gameboy. thats because my people the igbos are loyal but are seen as threat even if is joy thats in our heart, im igbo nd support a one naija but the field is not levelled no justice bro

I just don't understand why the level of nigeria journalism is degrading whats this

lol, but this is simple most poor people are illiterates so kniw nothing like family planning and sometimes so bored that they have no device or gadget to keep dem happy so they use sex... unprotected...

a minister of state functions as junior to the minister in running the affairs of the ministry and in the implementation of policies of government handled by the ministry.

benedictnsi:
Those girls above me sha... Seems they like anything that deals with scrotum

EXPLANATION!!!

Anyway, from th picture, we can see that the "scrotum" is the "IGBOS " (and others IPOB activists ).

Buhari, is the president and the man with hammer, while Nigeria is the body.......

The "tse-tse" can be seen as the challenge or a serious battle for the president, which he must be careful on how he handles it considering the part of the body it is perching.

If PMB, smashes it as the girl above me said childishly, Nigeria will Die due to how delicate it will be bursting the engine of the body..... He Only needs to use an "insecticides" (DIPLOMACY) to kill the tse-tse fly...

He can only castrate Nigeria which he have done already through the appointments so far.......

#sips_hydrogen_peroxide_and_dogoyaro_juice

your smart