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Sometimes idle people do...

Inject it with silicon. Full stop.

Teempakguy:

Wetin!?

I pick no 1
No wait! No 2
Abeg, chill small, no 1,
Arrrrgggh, I want both, bring the boobs to the one with the booty so as to complement it

AaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghHhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!b!!!b!!!!!!!

This is why I rape women.

Ah miss nobody, I only miss sensible nairaland threads

Hishuula:
its gone already,just be keeping the madness real,ok ?

I hear you bit*ch! And by the way man, Do NOT quote me again, if you do,I won't be kind enough to bestow upon you the pleasure of a response

Harvard13:
nigga wetin na?

Lol. Nothing o

Hishuula:
LEvuls ... alberto2k the thief who stole lines .... MrCork.... ikeepitreal who keep the madness real..... This guy tear race " benkings" na hin mumu pass.... 2dice the idiot professor .....

Look none of you oooooo,i swear to GOD

Guy, let the bitterness go

And I was almost sleeping o. What's this na?

princemi:
tnx man, credit to geniusvilla.net

Yes, u must give credit to on blog or the other. Shifty lifters!

Cutehector:
na blaket. He even has anoda account named zedx

You sure?

*ah see rubbish everywhere,rubbish everywhere, close my eyes and drift cause I don't care*

Hishuula:
Hello everybody.


i intentionally create this here because this romance section is the most visited section of all and we must have came across a lot of bad comments either to your own topic or someone else's topic,in this situation you will be like "if to say my papa na herbalist i go call the guy moniker for sango".





i created a topic here in this same section on thursday and got almost 90% comments as insults,though i ve replied them all in a perfect way and i'm sure it will be a hard hit to them, though there are errors in the writeup but wait,na them dey pay for my subscription ? The link later





The thing is that you can insult only if you can withstand it,as in you will have develop an elephant's skin.Now i say shame on you that insult and later say "silent is the best answer for a fool" when the person replied.you start it so you must end it !!!!





You can win an e-fight even when you are at fault,it depends on how good you are at e-wars.



I'm still undefeated in all my e-fights and i can tell you i'm not always right at first but as the war begins you will be confused about who's at fault,no trick,you just have to counter all his post perfectly and let the people following have some laugh.simple as ABC....



For those of you who are not so good at e-fights,make friends with people you know that throws big punchline here on nairaland and whenever you are in a fight,mention them and they will come to your aid if you are right or wrong,what are friends for ?



Look,me i no dey looku they face !! I go send you home straight.na you go show me the constitution wey dem do for e-fight,
you and person wey no get ear dey fight so e con cut your own ear,no stand like mumu say he nor get ear *my broda my sister find better place cut am .them father wey teach them say mak dem dey insult anyhow,write letter give am *








some go still tell me say error dey my post,nor worry ehn? Me and u go sitdown talk how ya papa buy petrol gimme and if na generator he buy haba? We go talk am na






this is the link
https://www.nairaland.com/2372087/does-being-funny-ever-get

All I see is some pointless ranting from a bitterly frustrated person. It wasn't worth the while

Adufetohposh:
What da Fvck!
Baby michelin tyre

Your signature tho. As a rapist, it turns me on

Interman

McEwen:
Move it.


Bozo!!!

Ah, me? Bozo? Me? Rekhyt the fourth! Guy, ah hope sun set pass your head today sha?

boynigeria:
okay grandpa

Good one...

You know what's painful? Seeing two useless question posts in less than 5 minutes!

Yeye boy. Keep calling her and book your friend zone ticket

So why is this thread on this section?

MrDojo:
Good for u bro.....I'm api for u...N I dnt pray sometin bad happens to yur relationship....I may nt believe in it bt I shuld be api 4 pple who find joy in it

Thanks man . Bless

saasala:
Heyaaah, I was once like you kid... Puppy love, thats what we call it. Well, you are still young, its good for you.... And mind you, I still believe in love... but marriage? Naaaa, dont believe in that sheet

Why not marriage na?

MrDojo:
U r smart...




Bt really still think abt w@ I wrote......

Okay, but listen to me
There's this girl I'm in love with and btw I'm just seventeen. I feel like I live for her and she's all I want. This obsessive feeling I've developed can be termed love. And bro, it aint a fairytale, I can tell u that I become happy anytime a hint of her gets in my brain. imagine at 17, I'm already imagining us together, married happily. You see, love has made me prepared to want to spend the rest of my life with her. And I aint even had my share of girls yet. Wah I'm trying to say is that the feeling is real as f for those who find it. I believe in it.

The hashtag says it all.

Aswear dude, u get it. All they want is cash, even if they say they otherwise. Quit being bitter bro