highpriestess:

you mean just despeateness
That made you insult him as if he totally said trash?
I wonder how you guys tutor students if opportunity comesby

If you use WhatsApp for dubious biz or for insultve statements and you are reported by more than 6 persons to WhatsApp admins. U will be ban. Sony should ask ur self questions

DON'T KILL YOURSELF!���

​​MAXIMUM EXTREME RANGE OF SEX IS 13 MINUTES..​ for married men and women only. Stay away from Tramadol...

Men Please, stop killing yourselves with aphrodisiacs (Sex Enhancing drugs).

Depending on what side of the sex duration spectrum men fall on, an average of five minutes is good.

But, according to a 2008 study of United States and Canadian sex therapists, sex that is “too short” lasts one to two minutes, “adequate” lasts three to five minutes, and some extreme condition is seven to 13 minutes.

It seems that anything longer than ten minutes is unusual.

So, why then has the issue of sex in marriages become a hard nut to crack.

Today all medications on the market has it written on their labels: sexual weakness.

This is giving ladies the impression that the maximum Five minutes of sex isn't enough making them pressure the men to seek for supporting aids (aphrodisiac).

The youth are dying early because of the usage of these drugs.

Knowing therefore that the maximum range for sex is 3 to 5 minutes, women are to be content with what their husbands offer them.

Men are also to remember that the pistle damages earlier than the mortar. Be wise and stay healthy and strong.

Men! Men!! Men!!! How many times have I called you? Take note and beware.

This kind of death must have been settled in the spiritual realm. This is not ordinary
Let's be prayerful.
Rip to her

''YOU LOOK SEXY" IS AN INSULT


Ladies, do you always feel happy
when people see the way you
dress and say you look sexy?
"You look sexy" is not a greeting,
it is not a compliment, rather it
is
an insult. They are telling you
that
you are good for sex only, they
are telling you that you have
something good under your
skirt, but nothing tangible under
your Cap. They are saying you
are
a bed professional, a bedroom
expert and nothing more. They
are saying your greatest asset
is
under your pants, what an insult.
Never allow anybody to tell you
that you look sexy again,
because
that simply means you are boys'
toy and guys' pleasure tool, sex
symbol and not a great
personality, not somebody to be
respected. They are simply
saying
you are closer to being a
prostitute than to being a
Virtuous, quality and exceptional
woman. So always dress to look
pretty and beautiful, don't dress
to look sexy. Queens and FIRST
LADIES don't dress to look Sexy,
they always dress to look
beautiful, adorable and pretty.
But BED LADIES will dress
otherwise because like whores
their value and biggest asset is
in
bed. Always remember that good
products are always well
covered, branded and well
packed,but worthless products
are always exposed for every
tom, dick and harry to see. Make
yourself valuable, cover up girl,
let
your daughter be proud of you
in future, stop being an object of
Lust and passion. So when you
are dressing up tomorrow
morning ask yourself, am I
dressing like a FIRST LADY or like
a BED LADY? Let your dressing
answer for you. Thank you!

breezy147:


Lol Who told you?
Luke 8vs31,Why did the demons beg Jesus not to send them into the bottomless pit?

Because if He did, that literally is death to them.

Bro your speech is even funnier
That you cast out demons doesn't mean they are dead. They only respect the anointing of God upon your life at that moment.
Once you draw back unto perdition.
Those spirit will definitely come back even with higher force.
Spirits doesn't die

I argue with a Jehovah witnesses today
And he disagree that jesus is not God. Just exactly with what av read above.

Now please can someone explain John 1 vs 1 in the old King James Bible.
Jesus is lord

Obj disappointed me.

ovieigho:
We wrestled not against flesh and blood
But against principalities and powers
Bros we must wrestle and they must die!!

Spirits don't die my dear, simply live a righteous live and you see yourself separate from those strange spirit. A vacuum must be filled. If you live a bad live, bad spirit follows u upandan
Likewise if you leave a righteous life, good spirit follows you. just affirm what daddy freeze is saying. Don't you read bible

ovieigho:
We wrestled not against flesh and blood
But against principalities and powers
Bros we must wrestle and they must die!!

Do you kill spirits??

Mikel I thought it's you and messi that claim to be 17 years. Messi never talk of retiring, an you dey retire.
Always be honest

I sign czgvjxd gzgvjbv sfzdjkvzas Jack cards such dad's a shy hash in xdhcubgd

Nice one but I disagree with your total of 45 minutes cooking if spagetti
Won't it turn to something else?
Abi you want eat potopoto

Igbo youths. Also get ready to sell suya for us. Thanks

Wow nairaland is currently the best place to be ooo
Am so excited about the responses I got from you all.
I really really appreciate you all. Thanks a lot.
As I was reading your responses, I had a flashback:
A night after av made advances to her, she has gotten my message about going into relationship with her but never replied me, so in the dream, I saw a strange face telling me I can't get her to be my girl friend. After some days, the lady told me she isn't interested now.
Hmm. But that message wiped off from my memory until I read you messages now.
I just remembered now.
Thanks to you all.

Please I need the help of ministers here who can interpret dreams.
It all goes this way:
To be honest cos I need solution.
I made an advances to a lady, and she said outrightly said she wasn't interested now.
So I backed off.
Actually she would be the second person I will date in my life for over 25years now.
And my intention was in the course of dating, if her character is good to go.
Then I will marry her along the line. But I never made my intentions known to her.
So after these point we became just friends. Each day we have service in the church, like ten minutes to the time service will start, before I leave home, either me or she will call on phone to know if a
We are ready or finish preparing to go. So we can go together. the distance is just three street away from mine.
That's how we started going together on weekly basis.
But my worrisome now is that ever since av known her and gets so closed to her, she has been appearing in my dreams, some after the dream I won't be happy with my self and otherwise. And this happens constantly. This lady always fall sick monthly. Sometimes headache, sometimes back pain, sometimes cold, etc and I would ask her what the problem was, she would say there is no problem.
If she ask me for a favour as brothers and sisters in church, I will gladly and with grateful heart grant her request if I have.
Av been having series of dream with her coming to me in the dream, tho av not seeing her attacking me, but each time I wake up I won't be happy within me.
Last week, after we went to lekki to minister as a choir group. At lekki, when we entered bus, she forgot her program book, she now asked me to go and help her to bring it. I playfully scolded her to come down from bus and go and get it herself. She got angry. I told her that me too am tired to Trek back to the church to bring it for her, I put up a phone call to some person still in the church to help and bring it for her while coming to enter bus.
When we came back from the program,
I slept, in a dream she appeared again, this time, I saw a letter from her written "why do you hate me"?
"Is it because of my shape that you don't like me"?
And other write ups in the letter. The lady is a slim fit.
So, in that dream, I saw myself where I cried bitterly. Waking up, I was just so tired.
So that day, I went out, coming back, I bought recharge card of 1k and sent to her what's app and she in response thanked me. I did that indirectly apologizing to her the way I talked to her when she asked me to help her and bring the book she forgot. She is 22 yet to gain admission and am 28.
Last night I saw her in the dream, where we quarreled and separated and I walked off likewise she too in opposite direction. Waking up I wasn't happy.
The one that shocked me most this morning was
As I was on my bed after I woke up around 6.
Later on
Around 11 am in the morning of same day, I went to back have a rest on the same bed and I dosed off along the line, then in a dream, I saw both of us in Costa bus at the last sit at the back. I was sitting close to her, and I don't know where the bus was heading to. So where I was seated, all of a sudden I stood up from the sit, and a rectangular big black travelling bag just appeared on that same sit where I sat right inside the bus, wanted to fall off, then the lady now quickly held the black bag back to the sit inside the Costa bus.
I just want to know if all is alright with me having this kind of dreams.
And I also remembered that in the night after we had went to lekki to minister, as I came back and went to bed, In the dream I heard some angelic voices singing a song av never heard before. Saying : hail him, holy holy holy,three times then end the song by saying Jehovah's almighty.
Am just confused.
The lady doesn't like anything worldly
But she dressed in worldly manner when at home sometimes outdoors but in church she dressed mannerly cos of dress code. We attend redeem
Plz I need help on the interpretation. Thanks

Wait am coming
Umu aka abiakwala ozo!!!!

plz house I need your help.
I want to venture into the business of importing yam from the north.
I have a friend who is in minna.she said that yam agricultural produce is a lucrative business over there.
and I want to start doing the business with her.she is a good friend of mine.
I intend sending money to her,then she will in turn send yams to me in Lagos for me to sell.
plz I want to know how viable the business will be before going into it.
any body with useful ideas,info are all welcome.thanks for your responses

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plz I need an advice. am a Corp member currently serving and having intention of enrolling for Ican. plz if am to enroll, how do I go about it and what are the exemption for HND graduates. how many papers are left for me to write to pass ican . how much in totality would it costs me to write all the papers.(probably the cost breakdown)
plz sincere and seriousness would be appreciated
thanks

plz help send the study pack to frank.ikris@gmail.com thanks

I have many friends that were posted in such a place and they rejected. they were all reposted to a better and payable PPA. so I don't know why you chose to stay there. did u pray and was directed to stay there having believing God for better fortunes?

I just want say a very big welcome to you all.
also I would like to know how the camping was.
was your camping at the new site or still at okada crammer school? during our camping in okada,we were told that henceforth, subsequent nysc orientation camping will be at the new site.
am batch A corp member serving in benin.

nice one anyway, but still want to let you know that if I had not been posted to urban area, I wouldn't have opportune to what am currently doing

nelszx:


So they should go to National Defence HQ because dey are now boko haram suspects besides NDHQ is now in Borno how will dey reconcile that. Abeg let's be truthful have u any tangible reason(s) y the headcount in the first place?

Am currently serving in one of the local govt. So I was priviledged to meet with one of the NYSC staff trying to find out the reason for the this year impromt headcount. He replied that his elder bros who's equally an NYSC staff abuja phoned him that the DG who was travelling abroad caught a corper with his cap on inside the plane................ U should know what could likely be their conversation

This write-up focuses on the categories of okada men you will see in Nigeria

Before you castigate me, please note that I'm not an Okada man neither am I into okada business. I rep Chevron.....lol 



1. The Perverts 

These categories of okada riders are flirts. While moving on high speed, they unnecessarily pull the break every now and then without any gallop . This is done just to feel the boobs of their female passenger. Some of them will even go as far as lifting their
seats.  

2. The History Tellers 

These ones often discuss with you the challenges and trials they are facing as okada riders which is attributed to bad leadership, corrupt and self-centred politicians who often embezzle public funds which has prevented them from keeping the roads in good and healthy condition. However, they will further stress that they are hoping Buhari's administration will do the needful


3. The Money Doublers 

If these ones don see you with babe, na so dem go double the fare. Let's assume the normal fare is N50, the moment they see you standing at the junction with a lady, they know you are most likely to pay for her fare, hence, they will double the fare because they know that most guys will shamefully not beat down the price. 

One day, na so I escort my babe go my junction, as I waved to this okada man, he smiled just as Buhari did when Jega announced the final election result which was an indication that the election result would definitely send GEJ back to Otu Oke. He stopped and the following conversation ensued

Me- Oga how much ? 

Okada man- Shey na only her abi na two of una ? 

Me- Na only her na

Okada man- Bros na N200 ooooo

Me- You dey craze. Wetin we dey enter N50.. Abeg commot for here. Go tell that to Dangote

4. The Ones Without Head Lamps 

Their okadas have no head lamps at night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might be knocked down. Some even have head lamp but you will see it facing the sky. I have even seen cases when an okada man put a torch light in his mouth at night just to illuminate his path  


5. The Risk Takers 

These ones take more risk than successful entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively overtake and compete with trailers, danfos, vans and BRT on the expressway. Sometimes, they ride expertly that they may throw their two hands into their pockets, look back at the exhaust every now and then, open the full tank and will check the gauge at high speed. If you tell them "oga abeg small small ooooo", they will reply "calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada now"

6. The Ones Who Rain Curses 

These ones rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 model, they will still rain curses on you. When you fail to give way, you will hear something like "Oloshi kuro lona jhooor" meaning way-ray abeg comot for road make I pass jhor 

7. Gbedu Blaster 

These ones will block their ears with an earpiece and will start keep nodding their heads like agama lizard without focusing on where they are going. Some of them will customize their okada with an inscription, "Life no get part two", jeje laye gba  


8. The Dirty Ones 

They are so unkempt and they stink so bad that you will keep wondering if they haven't taken their bath for three months. They wear bathroom slippers at the tip of their toes. They always look like they don't make a penny from okada business, when in fact, they do


9. The Ones Without Horn 

Their okadas no get horn. When they get close to a trailer, they will whistle to the trailer driver and command him to move to another lane so that they will pass


10. The Cute Ones:

 These ones will dress to kill and you will be thinking the okada nah 'private ' self.. Most of them are students/graduates.

11. The Drunkard:

 if you like flag him down as early as 5am he's already drunk.. Mouth go dey smell laulau.. Nah all the Psalms you go finish before you reach ur destination

VERY CRITICAL ALERT!!!
Hello beloved saints,
I'm sure you know that New international version(NIV) was published by Zondervan but is now OWNED by Harper Collins, who also publishes the Satanic Bible and The Joy of Gay Sex.
The NIV and English Standard Version (ESV) has now removed 64,575 words from the Bible including Jehovah, Calvary, Holy Ghost and omnipotent to name but a few...
The NIV and ESV has also now removed 45 complete verses. Most of us have the Bible on our devices and phones especially OLIVE TREE BIBLE STUDY APP.
Try and find these scriptures in NIV and ESV on your computer, phone or device right now if you are in doubt:
Matthew 17:21, 18:11, 23:14; Mark 7:16, 9:44, 9:46; Luke 17:36, 23:17; John 5:4; Acts 8:37
...you will not believe your eyes.
Refuse to be blinded by Satan, and do not act like you just don't care. Let's not forget what the Lord Jesus said in John 10:10 (King James Version)
THE SOLUTION
If you must use the NIV and ESV,
BUY and KEEP AN EARLIER VERSION OF the BIBLE. A Hard Copy cannot be updated. All these changes occur when they ask you to update the app. On your phone or laptop etc. Buy and KEEP EARLIER VERSIONS AND STORE THEM.
There is a crusade geared towards altering the Bible as we know it; NIV, ESV and many more versions are affected.
Rapture will take place any time from now. Everything hindering the rapture has been removed. Gospel has been preached almost everywhere, all the prophecies has been fulfilled. The devil is working very hard to occupy Christians with the things of this world so that the day will catch them unaware. Please be prepared,there is no more time, Use the advantage of sms,WhatsApp, BBM, Facebook, twitter etc to send this message to at least 10 people. Do not ignore. This is also a source of evangelism, souls are dying. God bless you!
Let’s Pray Hard: 6 6 6 The Mark Of The Beast Prophesy Finally Fulfilled… Written By: Jonathan Annobil. The US supreme Court has rule that states must allow same-sex marriage (SODOMY) which was the same reason God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. the US Senate has also passed the Obama Health Bill into law. The implementation has already commence. The bill would require all Americans to be implanted with a Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) chip in order to access medical care. The device will be implemented on the forehead or on the arm. This is to fulfill the prophesy in the Book of Revelation 13:15-18 concerning the MARK OF THE BEAST. Are you still doubting the END TIME? Do u know that the special car which was made for Obama is known as the BEAST? Get READY. The rapture is near! Revelations 13 is being played out right before us. Many are still unaware. Why is the chip being implanted exactly where the Bible says it would be. Why on the hand and forehead. Why not anywhere else?2. Why is it being connected to your bank account? Remember the Bible says you wont be able to buy or sell without the mark 6 6 6. And guess what! The chip is connected to your financial details. What breaks my heart the most is that many people in the Church will not make it if Jesus comes now? Many are unaware that the ends is near. Don’t tell me that its advancement in technology or development. If any area of your life is not in sync with God’s word repent and be converted. If you miss heaven you can never miss hell…think about it. Hell is not a pretty place, the worst part is that it is for eternity… He who has ears, let him hear what the Spirit says to the church. Please rather than post and forward senseless messages. Send to everyone you know. Do the work of an evangelist. PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you ever wondered what should have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our mobile phone? And we really can’t live without it. Only 7% percent will re-send this message. Don’t be of the 93% who will not share the message. Satan said. “I wonder how humans claim to LOVE GOD and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me” Do not send later. Share and send now

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