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Corrinthians:
So, I thought this wouldn't be too bad a picture to have some fun with.

Guys, let's have your captions.

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Bubu: Na wetin Osho dey talk sef?
Oshin: Baba me no know oooo.
Bubu: O boy see how Roch dey look Osho like mumu, Oshin look, look.
Oshin: Chai! This mumu from the east of the Niger lol

essentialone:
Hi Friends,

Let us begin to mention the worst companies to work for in Nigeria and list your reasons or experience.

We learn by learning.

One man's food is another man's poison.

And he is called a prophet. Church is becoming uninteresting nowadays. If every week one pastor must commit. Well I won't stop serving God

May the right candidate win. But my major wish is that number 7 man should not win oooooo

And Chioma refuse to go and get a degree. Hmmm well God help them

nairalaila:
Nigerian singer, 9ice, is currently getting married, traditionally, to his fiancée, Adetola, in Badagry, Lagos.
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This is his second shot at marriage after his first one collapsed and he welcomed 3 other children from two different babymamas.
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The new wife is a U.S-based Engineer and businesswoman. She couldn’t make it down to Nigeria for the marriage, so she gave her speech via Skype. .
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9ice got engaged to her around May, 2018 and she is said to be currently pregnant. Phones were banned from the wedding but we somehow got our hands on some pictures and the video sent in by Adetola.


https://lailasnews.com/9ice-secretly-marries-for-the-second-time-through-skype/

This guy and marriage shaaa even Tu-Baba no reach am. Abi na the Grammy wey he say he go bring be this?

AutoReportNG:
It is no news that the 3rd Mainland Bridge in Lagos will be shut for vehicular movements for 4 days from 12 am 24th August 2018. Lagos is a cosmopolitan city with traffic issues, with traffic issues from trailers, and tankers to cope, traffic in Lagos has been a pain to every motorist. The closure of 3rd Mainland Bridge will have an adverse effect on Lagos roads. The Lagos State Government with all security agencies has advised road users to use other road alternatives like Carter Bridge also known as Eko Bridge, Ikorodu Road among others.

AutoReportNG went to town before the closure of the 3rd Mainland Bridge to access the level of traffic and how the city can fare during these 4 days, during our assessment, we noticed some areas that may be traffic prone for users in these four days.

1. Ikorodu Road

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Except a miracle happens midnight and all the tankers and trailers within these roads are relocated, Ikorodu Road may be the worst place to be. With trailers all over the road, they have not only constituted a nuisance to the road, they have divided the road into two, they took the other part of the road while vehicles took the other lane. Now that the 3rd Mainland Bridge will be closed, this road will be heavily packed as this road leads to major road outlets like Ketu, Ojota, Ikeja and those going outside Lagos.

2. Eko Bridge

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Eko Bridge will be the best alternative for those who are coming from Island and want to link to the mainland, however, Eko Bridge seems to be faced with three issues, one is traders selling within this area. Traders in Idumota, Balogun, Oke-Arin, Isale Eko block the roads when they are selling, a visit to Idumota during the day will reveal the situation of things to you even with the presence of CBD and LASTMA officials, they seem uncontrollable, also is the case of the danfos that turn the road to their park, going towards Eyin Eyo when climbing the bridge is usually hectic especially areas like Tom Jones, Adeniji among others, except if the LASTMA decided to do a total overhaul of that road, another one aspect to be worried about are the trailers and tankers. The trailers and tankers have taken over roads from Iddo, Ijora Olopa up to Ijora 7up and then to the bridge linking Apapa. With these two issues, they can maneuver from Ijora Olopa to link Costain bridge.

3. Oshodi-Apapa Expressway

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This road can best be described as the mother of all traffic in Lagos all thanks to the port, trailers, and tankers in this route. The Oshodi-Apapa Expressway has become practically unmotorable due to the trailers on the road, with the closure of the bridge, this road will be in total mess except for something fast is done on time.

Other roads which may likely be jampacked include, Yaba, Bariga Road, Obalende.

The good thing is that LASTMA, FRSC, RRS and some other security agencies will be on the road to help direct and maintain orderliness on the road.

Advice
Since we all know the road will be blocked, now is the time to encourage our car owners to pack the cars at home and use the Bus Rapid Transit, BRT as this will help to reduce the number of cars on the road.

Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2018/08/3rd-mainland-bridge-roads-that-are.html

One thing I have noticed is that when it comes to traffic in Lagos many people always panic. I left mile 12 to Ikoyi around 3:30pm I got to Ikoyi around 5:30pm had a meeting for 25mins entered the road from Ikoyi around 5:55pm to get to Ikorodu. The vehicle had problems around 8:00pm fixed it for like 30mins and still got home around 9:30pm. All this inside the Lagos people are shouting that people will sleep on the road. The key to Lagos is follow that road everyone is guessing to be blocked then you will get your destination fast.

domesifa:
Senator Godswill Obot Akpabio today addressed a large crowd of youths at Ikot Ekpene plaza who turned out to receive him on his return from Enugu where he attended the burial of his grand mother-in-law. It turned out to be a political rally.

The youths defied the rain to identify with their leader.

I wish this madness coming from our youths will end. I just wish so

GistersNG:
GISTMORE.COM

When you're running out of ideas to show that you have money.

http://gistmore.com/nigerian-woman-wrapped-umbrella-dollars-cash-event-photo

Only in Nigeria will you see this. No sane human in America will do this

eezeribe:
He is wearing a very dark sunshade inside a building...
It's only in Nigeria where someone like this would make headlines.

He is hiding his face (he no get money) �

Kentnickole:
my brother but this girl refuse to fvck me even when I agree say I no go disturb her again even if she be runs girl

Give her ring and forget the stress

kinibigdil:
She wears a leg chain or most young ladies in Naija you see in an hotel lol, if she is always commenting on Tunde Ednut Ig page

Bros she might not be a runs girl oooo but I tell you the truth you ain't the only one she is dating. Most un married girls usually have more than one guy. So save the headache and play along

xcelentattitude:
Which one is brownish milk again, nairalanders will not kill somebody.

Oh you don't know brownish milk color? OK make I explain to you. If white wants to change to brown but still want to be called white, there is this color the white will tend to turn to it will not be too white and not too brown. You can get that particular color when you mix 1/2 spoon of Milo inside 5spoons of milk

yns4real:
The Chairman, Nigeria Labour Congress, Osun State chapter, Mr Jacob Adekomi, has said that the Governor Rauf Aregbesola administration has started paying full salaries to all categories of workers in the state.

The NLC chairman said this in a telephone interview with our correspondent in Osogbo on Wednesday.

Adekomi said local government workers and primary school teachers had started receiving payment alerts from their banks, adding that he had also received an alert of full salary for the month of July.

He said, “The state government has started paying us full salaries. But we are waiting for the payment of arrears of the balance of modulated salaries. We have already given them a 21-day ultimatum and we hope they will pay the arrears before the expiration of the ultimatum.

“Negotiation will soon commence and we are waiting for them to start paying us the arrears. But I can confirm that they have started paying us full salaries and I received the alert yesterday.”

But the Secretary of the 2011/2012 Forum of Retirees in the state, Mr Sola Olojode, said pensioners had yet to start receiving full pensions.

He said retirees went to the Head of Service, Dr Oyebade Olowogboyega, and were assured that they would be paid full pension for the month of July.

He said this while speaking with our correspondent on the telephone.

Olojede said, “We went to the Head of Service two days ago and he assured us that we would be paid full pension for July. We will make noise again if we are not paid as they promised.

“He also assured us that those retirees whose N100, 000 cheques given to them bounced should present the cheques again. The cheques of N100, 000 out of millions of naira gratuities bounced. Can you imagine that? The cheques were given to teachers that retired through Teachers and Establishment and Pension Office.”

Meanwhile, Olowogboyega commended Aregbesola for the double promotions they received without examinations and the employment of thousands of youths into the Osun Youth Empowerment Scheme programme.

He also lauded the governor for the on-going conversion of workers from one cadre, adding that refurbishment of office equipment and necessary items for effective service delivery would be done soon.

Olowogboyega stated that arrears and leave bonuses would be paid, adding that the new promotion status of each worker would be reflected and not the former level, while the financial benefits attached to the promotion status would be fulfilled.

https://punchng.com/aregbesola-begins-payment-of-full-salaries/

God these guys are cheats! How did we get to this kind of country sef. So because election is near this man now feel he can pay full salaries, NNPC now know they can reduce price of diesel to 215(but I never saw where they sold at that price though), the one that surprise me the most is that NEPA! NEPA! NEPA can now give us light for 20hrs hmmmm

10Ebisco:
Sokoto State Governor, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, on Wednesday stated that he is under pressure to run for president in 2019.

Tambuwal admitted this while addressing different associations of students and youths, as well as resident communities, who paid him a solidarity visit on Wednesday.

“I have been receiving advices and encouragement from our leaders, peoples across the country and even from abroad to contest for presidency and this pressure is being mounting.

“It Is not my making but the quantum of pressure from every where because of leadership gap in the country,” he said.

PLEASE READ MORE>>>http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/08/2019-tambuwal-under-pressure-to-run-for.html

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All this pressurized politicians I wonder who is putting them under pressure

3millionia:
i must buy motor this year, no be play






I must buy motorrr

Me too bro. I actually made that vow when today's rain beat the hell out of me and my white became brownish milk

GisterBlogger:
GISTMORE.COM

Nigerian singer Timi Dakolo, his wife and 3 kids pictured at arsenal's Emirates stadium. The cute family are at Emirates stadium to watch Arsenal vs Manchester City premier league match. He wrote; 'We are Arsenal'

BY GISTMORE :: http://gistmore.com/timi-dakolo-wife-3-kids-pictured-arsenals-emirates-stadium

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nigeria my mum have used holiday lesson to finish my younger brother

Proudlyngwa:
You didn't get the drift, at 6 mills, the tyre should be stainless na.

lol my brother you no lie.

Shantyken:
as a gov then he was love by 2/3 of akwaibomite whether in pdp or opositn

Sir kindly read the statement again, he didn't say he will show more love or have more love from his supporters. "He said he will end impunity and poverty" so my question is did he actually end the poverty of akwaibomites in his 8yrs rule? The answer is NO so let's forget about their stupid promises and move on with out them in 2019.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
What if he's the one disturbing for marriage?

Na Hard economy cause all this useless talk. Giving lthe rise to gold digging in men to escalate.

Madam receive sense in the Name of.......

nlanded:
Sense would not kill this babe!

This girl must make heaven for this truth.

Proudlyngwa:
The tyres look dirty.

Lol that is why it's called tyre naa it's always meant to be dirty even when the bike is neat lol

[quote author=obembet post=70139523]Wow! 6M

Air condition NO

Airbag NO

Many Nigerian buy for fashion not for function[/quote

No radio sef my brother no mind them joor. I know say if na you now you for use the money buy limo lol

I have even forgotten about the guy sef now naaa politicians we dey see pass for news

Mynd44:
"“Therefore, considering the recent action taken by Acting President Osinbajo, the PDP is happy to donate Senator Godwill Akpabio to APC through him with great pleasure, as we have many PDP Senators to do that job which has been upgraded to majority leader."

Which came first, Akpabio's indicating that he wants to decamp or the invasion of NASS?

Nigerian politicians are clowns

My brother help me ask this idiot ranting rubbish

Akpabio said that he decided to join a party that would sweep away poverty and impunity.









Poverty and impunity that he didn't eradicate even as a governor for 8yrs and almost 4yrs as a minority leader. Nawa oooo anyway 2019 shall tell if the next generation are ready for power or they just want to keep blaming these failures jumping from one party to another all in the name of good governance

Abeg them dey give money for number of followers

Yeah it's a normal slang in Nigeria.

amaniro:
Vanity upon Vanity

Because you don't have now it becomes vanity, if you get small we no go hear word you go dey shout Lets paint the town

Jessyjack:
Genuine men of God don't die anyhow...! Thank God for your life sir!

Hmmm what a brain! You need brain surgery sharp sharp. Your brain have too much toxins

My very question is how can we vote out both the pdp and apc from this country? That's really my hope for Nigeria. Let's vote them out and bring in fresh people joor.