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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: I Can Never Marry Cee-c - Uche Maduagwu by Ikemefuna44: 7:47am On Apr 10, 2018
What would Cee-Cee, though a saucy lass, want to do with a low-level insignificant actor like you?
Uche, find your level. Stop embarrassing yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Tope Alabi: "My Mother Checked If My Virginity Was Intact Till I Married" by Ikemefuna44: 7:54am On Apr 08, 2018
No be this same gospel singer that was an associate of one powerful ogboni man called Ajanaku, a prophet by my reckoning...
Waka pass...

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Sports / UEFA Changes Its Name! by Ikemefuna44: 10:43pm On Apr 03, 2018
cheesy smileyIt is no longer *UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE*... It is now RONALDO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. ���
Romance / Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Ikemefuna44: 7:58am On Apr 03, 2018
Hmmmm...
OP, you made valid points. Relationship and marriage should not revolve around sex.
Religion / Re: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by Ikemefuna44: 9:26am On Apr 02, 2018
progress69:
What kind of bullshit is this....!

Well such nonsense is expected for a Piggish Bishop.

I can't believe you referred to him as a 'Piggish Bishop'. It's unfortunate. You don't know what it takes to occupy the status. I pity you. God's wrath will definitely descend on YOU SOON.
Moreover, the Bishop never said anything incriminatory nor undermining. I don't understand why supporters of APC wants Nigerians to be sheepish and dumb to a government that is performing poorly in all ramifications.
Romance / Re: Lady Ends Her 3 Years Relationship After She Found This On Her Boyfriend's Phone by Ikemefuna44: 1:08am On Mar 31, 2018
Your boyfriend's head, as well as yours, is a waste of space.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is 75 Years His Younger Sister Is 82 Years by Ikemefuna44: 1:04am On Mar 31, 2018
This is ludicrous!

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Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With My Boyfriend Because He Always Asks Me For Sex-by Jane by Ikemefuna44: 7:09am On Mar 29, 2018
Allow him to bang that body. It is his entitlement.

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss’ Dad Addresses Trolls, Says He Just Wants To Forget Her And Her Sibblings by Ikemefuna44: 10:27am On Mar 26, 2018
Like father, like daughter! Any sane person would have noticed traces of the father's obduracy and narcissism on the daughter.
Tboss and her Father can slaughter each other. I've got better things to do.
Family / Re: My Husband & His Sister Are Threatening Me,please Help! by Ikemefuna44: 10:20am On Mar 26, 2018
LA click... LA kpeme...
Crime / Re: 14-year-old Girl Gives Birth To Her Father’s Baby by Ikemefuna44: 10:14am On Mar 26, 2018
Disgusting! Incest is a horrible horrible crime.

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Celebrates 31st Birthday With Stunning Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:48am On Mar 26, 2018
If I say 'O' You say 'lo' And he says 'sho' Then we have our word: "OLOSHO". A nice guy should kindly help me with that Lil Wayne picture...

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by Ikemefuna44: 6:54am On Mar 26, 2018
Who cares about the tattoo? That waist though....
Politics / Re: Bill Gates: Buhari’s Economic Plan Doesn’t Reflect Needs Of Nigerians by Ikemefuna44: 9:52pm On Mar 22, 2018
Let's wait till tomorrow. That midget of a vice president, Yemi Osibanjo, will come and blame Goodluck Jonathan.
Shameless and hypocritical dwarf!
Religion / Re: "Mountain Of Fire Allows Wearing Of Trousers In UK & US" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by Ikemefuna44: 7:25pm On Mar 22, 2018
CuteMadridista:


Is Buhari now a standard for which stupidity is measured? like lowest on the scale or something? Nigerians are wicked o
Hehehehe....
Even Buhari himself knows he is not intelligent.
Religion / Re: "Mountain Of Fire Allows Wearing Of Trousers In UK & US" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by Ikemefuna44: 10:19am On Mar 22, 2018
jey4all:
Trousers are allowed in the US and Uk because of the cold over there. Use your brain
Yours is the lamest comment I've ever seen on nairaland.
So trousers is used to repel cold!
Even Buhari is more intelligent than you.

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Health / Re: How Does Premature Ejaculation Affect Your Sex Life? by Ikemefuna44: 7:41pm On Mar 21, 2018
Hokum!
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Can’t Even Play Live Band For 10 Minutes – Stonebwoy by Ikemefuna44: 7:38pm On Mar 21, 2018
Two talentless dim wits, having a go at each other! Even theirs names: Stonebwoy and Shatta Wale, sounds shitty.
Education / Re: Admission: Atiba University, Oyo, Nigeria. by Ikemefuna44: 3:38am On Mar 19, 2018
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Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into Atiba University for the 2017/2018 Academic Session.
Candidates that have sat for 2017 JAMB UTME and scored 120 and above are qualified to obtain application forms from the university registry or any of our LIAISON OFFICES with the payment of ₦ 10,000.00 only into the University’s official bank account at Skye Bank (4091094309) Atiba University for the 2017/2018 Academic Session.

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Three installments payment of fees is allowed.


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This institution is desperately in need of students.
Good luck to the applicants.
Meanwhile make I see if I can apply for job there.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:44pm On Mar 18, 2018
TEYA:

True! Not all with eyes can see. You are blind to the fact that no matter how far one goes on the wrong path, they must never hesitate to move to the right one. The priest made a choice that is right for him, it's his life, let him live it!

Your bad foresight is only exceeded by your bad comment.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 7:36am On Mar 18, 2018
TEYA:

It will last and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
A fool was once told his mother has two breasts. But he disagreed. He insisted his mother has 3 three breasts. While it was obvious to every man that fool's mother is two breasted, the fool, as expected, choose to be foolish and live in illusion.
Not all with sights can see.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 6:46am On Mar 18, 2018
This marriage will not last. It is obvious, as sure as rain.
Stories like this does not end well. It will get to stage the man will start feeling nostalgic, regretting that he made a terrible terrible decision.
Celebrities / Re: Tchidi Chikere Celebrates His Wife, Nuella Njubigbo Chikere's Birthday by Ikemefuna44: 6:43am On Mar 18, 2018
Nuella, the husband snatcher...
Abeg make I prepare and go to church. Husband snatchers are not worth celebrating.

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Religion / Re: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2018
This marriage won't last. It's obvious. Karma is a bitch.
Religion / Re: Benson Idahosa: The Man Who Vividly Described His Death - Leke Beecroft by Ikemefuna44: 10:39pm On Mar 12, 2018
Daviddson:
There are few books that have touched my heart and have had great effects on me. One of them is Fire in His Bones, written by a certain Ruthane Garlock, about Bishop Idahosa. You can't read that book and stay the same. You can get it from a bookstore that deals on Christian books. You can also get a hard copy version from Jumia. Getting it free from Google search seems very difficult.
You have a weird moniker; I'm surprised you're interested in such a book as this.

Okay.
Romance / Re: . by Ikemefuna44: 8:14pm On Mar 09, 2018
Just grabbed my popcorn....
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Ikemefuna44: 10:19am On Mar 09, 2018
Is it just me?
Tboss looks way beyond 34. Look beyond the 'foundation' and complexion, and you will see the pronounced aging, coupled with the wrinkles.
Those is closer to 40 or in her early 40s. But definitely not 34.

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Education / Re: The Ordeals Of Unilorin Students: How Lecturers Kill Students Slowly by Ikemefuna44: 11:27pm On Mar 08, 2018
That's Professor Medubi. She takes research methodology for final year students. I also did the course: 2012/2013.
If you attend her class and study hard, you will DEFINITELY pass.
I 'B'ed the course.
OP, your complaint does not hold water.
Romance / Sandra, My Anambra Girl by Ikemefuna44: 5:39pm On Mar 08, 2018
WHY I HAD CONCUSSION LAST NIGHT

There was this pretty girl I met during my NYSC days in Osun state. She's from Anambra state. I'll call her Sandra for the purpose of this narrative.

Sandra is tall, fair, thick and with a humongous pair of bosoms that will make even a celibate drool. Her sensuality always enamored me to her.
Guys she's breathtaking.

After NYSC, we were in touch for a couple of years until I stopped hearing from her.
Well, to cut the story short, Sandra called me last night. Once I ascertained she was the one on the other end, all sorts of nasty mental pictures popped up in my head.

Meanwhile, after the initial exchange of pleasantries, the following conversation ensued:
Sandra: "Hyke, have you been following #bi bladder naija#"
I was totally lost.
Me: "pardon me, I don't get what you just said".
Sandra: "#Bi bladder naija#, have you been watching the show?"
This didn't help neither. So I asked:
Me: "What show? "
Sandra: " #Big bulodder# it's on DSTV."
It took me nearly 10 seconds to process that she meant *Big brother Naija*.

Immediately, I concussed and fainted.
I woke up the next day in a hospital, and my doctor strongly warned me not to pick Sandra calls again.

Chai��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂
Anambra girls English can kill *erection*!
Religion / Re: Discriminations Against Muslims... by Ikemefuna44: 11:38am On Mar 06, 2018
Islam, the religion of piss.

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