Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: I Can Never Marry Cee-c - Uche Maduagwu by Ikemefuna44: 7:47am On Apr 10, 2018 |
What would Cee-Cee, though a saucy lass, want to do with a low-level insignificant actor like you? Uche, find your level. Stop embarrassing yourself. |
Celebrities › Re: Tope Alabi: "My Mother Checked If My Virginity Was Intact Till I Married" by Ikemefuna44: 7:54am On Apr 08, 2018 |
No be this same gospel singer that was an associate of one powerful ogboni man called Ajanaku, a prophet by my reckoning... Waka pass... |
Sports › UEFA Changes Its Name! by Ikemefuna44(op): 10:43pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
 It is no longer *UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE*...
It is now RONALDO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
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Romance › Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Ikemefuna44: 7:58am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Hmmmm... OP, you made valid points. Relationship and marriage should not revolve around sex. |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buhari's 2-Day Visit To Lagos A Slap On Nigerian Christians" - Catholic Bishop by Ikemefuna44: 9:26am On Apr 02, 2018 |
progress69: What kind of bullshit is this....!
Well such nonsense is expected for a Piggish Bishop.
I can't believe you referred to him as a 'Piggish Bishop'. It's unfortunate. You don't know what it takes to occupy the status. I pity you. God's wrath will definitely descend on YOU SOON. Moreover, the Bishop never said anything incriminatory nor undermining. I don't understand why supporters of APC wants Nigerians to be sheepish and dumb to a government that is performing poorly in all ramifications. |
Romance › Re: Lady Ends Her 3 Years Relationship After She Found This On Her Boyfriend's Phone by Ikemefuna44: 1:08am On Mar 31, 2018 |
Your boyfriend's head, as well as yours, is a waste of space. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Is 75 Years His Younger Sister Is 82 Years by Ikemefuna44: 1:04am On Mar 31, 2018 |
This is ludicrous! |
Romance › Re: I Want To Break Up With My Boyfriend Because He Always Asks Me For Sex-by Jane by Ikemefuna44: 7:09am On Mar 29, 2018 |
Allow him to bang that body. It is his entitlement. |
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Celebrities › Re: Tboss’ Dad Addresses Trolls, Says He Just Wants To Forget Her And Her Sibblings by Ikemefuna44: 10:27am On Mar 26, 2018 |
Like father, like daughter! Any sane person would have noticed traces of the father's obduracy and narcissism on the daughter. Tboss and her Father can slaughter each other. I've got better things to do. |
Family › Re: My Husband & His Sister Are Threatening Me,please Help! by Ikemefuna44: 10:20am On Mar 26, 2018 |
LA click... LA kpeme... |
Crime › Re: 14-year-old Girl Gives Birth To Her Father’s Baby by Ikemefuna44: 10:14am On Mar 26, 2018 |
Disgusting! Incest is a horrible horrible crime. |
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Celebrates 31st Birthday With Stunning Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:48am On Mar 26, 2018 |
If I say 'O'
You say 'lo'
And he says 'sho'
Then we have our word: "OLOSHO".
A nice guy should kindly help me with that Lil Wayne picture... |
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by Ikemefuna44: 6:54am On Mar 26, 2018 |
Who cares about the tattoo?
That waist though.... |
Politics › Re: Bill Gates: Buhari’s Economic Plan Doesn’t Reflect Needs Of Nigerians by Ikemefuna44: 9:52pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Let's wait till tomorrow. That midget of a vice president, Yemi Osibanjo, will come and blame Goodluck Jonathan. Shameless and hypocritical dwarf! |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Mountain Of Fire Allows Wearing Of Trousers In UK & US" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by Ikemefuna44: 7:25pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
CuteMadridista: Is Buhari now a standard for which stupidity is measured? like lowest on the scale or something? Nigerians are wicked o Hehehehe.... Even Buhari himself knows he is not intelligent. |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Mountain Of Fire Allows Wearing Of Trousers In UK & US" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by Ikemefuna44: 10:19am On Mar 22, 2018 |
jey4all: Trousers are allowed in the US and Uk because of the cold over there. Use your brain Yours is the lamest comment I've ever seen on nairaland. So trousers is used to repel cold! Even Buhari is more intelligent than you. |
Health › Re: How Does Premature Ejaculation Affect Your Sex Life? by Ikemefuna44: 7:41pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Hokum! |
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale Can’t Even Play Live Band For 10 Minutes – Stonebwoy by Ikemefuna44: 7:38pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Two talentless dim wits, having a go at each other! Even theirs names: Stonebwoy and Shatta Wale, sounds shitty. |
Education › Re: Admission: Atiba University, Oyo, Nigeria. by Ikemefuna44: 3:38am On Mar 19, 2018 |
Alpet: In our comprehensive, holistic admission process, we consider your academic background as well as your pursuits and interests outside the classroom. We look for students who enjoy being challenged and who are committed to furthering the Institute’s mission of improving the human condition.
Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into Atiba University for the 2017/2018 Academic Session. Candidates that have sat for 2017 JAMB UTME and scored 120 and above are qualified to obtain application forms from the university registry or any of our LIAISON OFFICES with the payment of ₦ 10,000.00 only into the University’s official bank account at Skye Bank (4091094309) Atiba University for the 2017/2018 Academic Session.
Industrial Chemistry ₦ 300,000.00 Microbiology ₦ 300,000.00 Theatre Arts ₦ 300,000.00 Nursing and Medical Laboratory Sciences ₦ 400,000.00 Biochemistry ₦ 200,000.00 Industrial Mathematics ₦ 250,000.00 English Language ₦ 200,000.00 Media Studies ₦ 200,000.00 Accounting ₦ 200,000.00 Political Science and International Studies ₦ 200,000.00 Economics ₦ 200,000.00 Common Law ₦ 400,000.00 Commercial Law ₦ 400,000.00
Three installments payment of fees is allowed.
PARENTS AND STUDENTS ARE STRONGLY ADMONISHED TO PAY INTO THE UNIVERSITY ACCOUNT WITH SKYE BANK. THE UNIVERSITY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENTS INTO A PROXY OR OTHER BANK ACCOUNT OR TO AN INDIVIDUAL
Contact: 07056229255 (Admission Officer) http://www.atibauniversity.edu.ng/apply
MAIN CAMPUS Km 5, Oyo-Iseyin Road PMB 1077, Oyo Township, Oyo State 08127859867, 07056229255, 08103494152
OYO LIAISON OFFICE Princess Event Centre Opposite A.U.D Primary School Alagbon, Owode Oyo - Iseyin Road, Oyo 08076768512, 07030740046
ABUJA LIAISON OFFICE Stallion Estate, Plot 59 Lobito Crecent, Wuse 2 Abuja 08076768512, 07030740046
LAGOS LIAISON OFFICE 2 Baga Close, Off Kirikiri Olodi Apapa, Apapa Lagos 08168199319
IBADAN LIAISON OFFICE Kamarise House, Academy Area, Iwo Road, Ibadan 08120225080 This institution is desperately in need of students. Good luck to the applicants. Meanwhile make I see if I can apply for job there. |
Nairaland General › Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:44pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
TEYA: True! Not all with eyes can see. You are blind to the fact that no matter how far one goes on the wrong path, they must never hesitate to move to the right one. The priest made a choice that is right for him, it's his life, let him live it! Your bad foresight is only exceeded by your bad comment. |
Nairaland General › Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 7:36am On Mar 18, 2018 |
TEYA: It will last and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. A fool was once told his mother has two breasts. But he disagreed. He insisted his mother has 3 three breasts. While it was obvious to every man that fool's mother is two breasted, the fool, as expected, choose to be foolish and live in illusion. Not all with sights can see. |
Nairaland General › Re: Ex Catholic Priest Ties The Knot In Akwa Ibom State ─ Graphic Photos by Ikemefuna44: 6:46am On Mar 18, 2018 |
This marriage will not last. It is obvious, as sure as rain. Stories like this does not end well. It will get to stage the man will start feeling nostalgic, regretting that he made a terrible terrible decision. |
Celebrities › Re: Tchidi Chikere Celebrates His Wife, Nuella Njubigbo Chikere's Birthday by Ikemefuna44: 6:43am On Mar 18, 2018 |
Nuella, the husband snatcher... Abeg make I prepare and go to church. Husband snatchers are not worth celebrating. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by Ikemefuna44: 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
This marriage won't last.
It's obvious. Karma is a bitch. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Benson Idahosa: The Man Who Vividly Described His Death - Leke Beecroft by Ikemefuna44: 10:39pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Daviddson: There are few books that have touched my heart and have had great effects on me. One of them is Fire in His Bones, written by a certain Ruthane Garlock, about Bishop Idahosa. You can't read that book and stay the same. You can get it from a bookstore that deals on Christian books. You can also get a hard copy version from Jumia. Getting it free from Google search seems very difficult. You have a weird moniker; I'm surprised you're interested in such a book as this. Okay. |
Romance › Re: . by Ikemefuna44: 8:14pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Just grabbed my popcorn.... |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Ikemefuna44: 10:19am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Is it just me? Tboss looks way beyond 34. Look beyond the 'foundation' and complexion, and you will see the pronounced aging, coupled with the wrinkles. Those is closer to 40 or in her early 40s. But definitely not 34. |
Education › Re: The Ordeals Of Unilorin Students: How Lecturers Kill Students Slowly by Ikemefuna44: 11:27pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
That's Professor Medubi. She takes research methodology for final year students. I also did the course: 2012/2013. If you attend her class and study hard, you will DEFINITELY pass. I 'B'ed the course. OP, your complaint does not hold water. |
Romance › Sandra, My Anambra Girl by Ikemefuna44(op): 5:39pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
WHY I HAD CONCUSSION LAST NIGHT
There was this pretty girl I met during my NYSC days in Osun state. She's from Anambra state. I'll call her Sandra for the purpose of this narrative.
Sandra is tall, fair, thick and with a humongous pair of bosoms that will make even a celibate drool. Her sensuality always enamored me to her. Guys she's breathtaking.
After NYSC, we were in touch for a couple of years until I stopped hearing from her. Well, to cut the story short, Sandra called me last night. Once I ascertained she was the one on the other end, all sorts of nasty mental pictures popped up in my head.
Meanwhile, after the initial exchange of pleasantries, the following conversation ensued: Sandra: "Hyke, have you been following #bi bladder naija#" I was totally lost. Me: "pardon me, I don't get what you just said". Sandra: "#Bi bladder naija#, have you been watching the show?" This didn't help neither. So I asked: Me: "What show? " Sandra: " #Big bulodder# it's on DSTV." It took me nearly 10 seconds to process that she meant *Big brother Naija*.
Immediately, I concussed and fainted. I woke up the next day in a hospital, and my doctor strongly warned me not to pick Sandra calls again.
Chai��♂��♂��♂ Anambra girls English can kill *erection*! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Discriminations Against Muslims... by Ikemefuna44: 11:38am On Mar 06, 2018 |
Islam, the religion of piss. |