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Keyamo is a useful idiot. |
Wisdom is priceless. It takes a lot of restriction and wisdom to make a woman earning more than her husband to respect the husband. Women have fish brain, and short term memory. Only few of them are wise and formidable. |
Cee-C is a cat with nine lives. Her haters keep hating, but she keeps thriving to their chagrin. |
Tell her to buy you Brighter Grammar. |
Lagbaja01:Wake me up when you write in good English. Cheers! |
Get two other guys, together with yourself and have a foursome with her. The three of you should bleep her to the point of no return. Let her pussy sing praises to your dicks. Let her pussy appreciate the sweetness of your dicks. Bleep her; bang her; Bleep her; knack her until her toto becomes pastry and succulent. Afterwards, her ersatz lesbianism will become dormant, and she will appreciate the sanctity and sweetness of a dick. Then, you are good to marry her. Thank me later! |
Remember to add 'chicken-hearted'. That is one of the integral qualities he has displayed especially during the mayhem of Fulani herdsmen in his state. |
You know, after all said and done; after people, mostly ladies, to be precise, have condemned, smeared and despised Cee-C, over what they perceive as her Sassy attitude, you've got to admire her mental strength. I give that to her. Not everyone can remain focused and formidable when people around them dislike them so much, and even make it obvious. She's been thrown up for eviction severally; people around her, perceived to be better than her, have been evicted, but she's still in the house to the chagrin of her housemates and those who dislike her outside the house. Formidable! |
Imagine the nonsense I'm reading on a Monday morning. Chai.... E get as this week go be! Baba God, please let me have a good testimony before this week ends in Jesus name! @Op, lemme go and fry watermelon � � � for you! |
This guy will blame the innocent devil, instead of his supersonic dick. |
Jehova Witness is bad. Ipso facto all their practices are bad. |
You start wondering how low we have sank as human when a shameless he-goat starts advising us on how to manage an unwanted pregnancy. Unwanted pregnancy!!! Some people no get shame. |
The guy is digging another puna that is tighter and sweeter. I don't understand how you cannot figure that out. |
The quote is incomplete. |
The matter is simple. The solution is to STOP HAVING SEX! Once you don't have sex again, then you don't need to worry about premature ejaculation. |
Savage!
FFK knows 'how to do things with words'. |
AstroG:MTN: 08039153177 God bless you! |
Slay Queen gets dumped!!! When a girl has nothing to offer apart from sex, dumping her becomes a simple matter. Even our dullard president, @Muhammadu Buhari, is smarter than most Nigerian slay Queens. |
Watch as he comes up with a story like his life was threatened that was why he went into hiding. The professor's cup is full, he does not deserve our pity. |
TWO WEEKS? The guy should thank his stars. The girl was obviously not in love with him. The break up was a blessing in disguise for the guy. |
Fayose will chew and spit you out. |
I was hoping to read where you nailed one Hausa girl, or at least one female Corps Member. That would have been the best spice to your banal story. Anyone else thinking like me should hit my like button.... |
asuustrike2009:As long as I sabi pass you... |
asuustrike2009:I no get your time. Go and look for somebody else to quote. |
Does the Quran approve of this your technique of hooking up? |
Government of the liars, by the liars and to the liars. God's wrath will destroy anyone who wants to foist this USELESS president on us by hook or crook. |
asuustrike2009:What rubbish is this one saying? This guy is beyond correction. It's your comment that deserves correction. Even you made some mistakes. |
Festus Keyamo's head is a waste of space. Since this selfish people believe that Buhari is the best for them, why don't we divide Nigeria, let Buhari remain as the president of the north, those of us in the south, especially southeast and South south, can elect a credible president for ourselves. Afonjas in the south west can also join the north, since they like licking northern asses. |
koladebrainiac:I totally agree with you. Even Achebe subliminally admitted that 'Arrow of god' was his best. Nevertheless, 'Things Fall Apart' was a masterpiece. |
