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Politics / Re: APC Reacts To Keyamo’s Appointment As Buhari Campaign Spokesman by Ikemefuna44: 6:57am On Apr 18, 2018
Keyamo is a useful idiot.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Men In Usa, Killing Their Imported Wives From Nigeria by Ikemefuna44: 8:05am On Apr 17, 2018
Wisdom is priceless. It takes a lot of restriction and wisdom to make a woman earning more than her husband to respect the husband.
Women have fish brain, and short term memory. Only few of them are wise and formidable.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: CeeC "Other Housemates Were Drinking, Thinking I’ve Been Evicted" by Ikemefuna44: 7:52am On Apr 17, 2018
Cee-C is a cat with nine lives. Her haters keep hating, but she keeps thriving to their chagrin.

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Romance / Re: Did She Like Me Or She Is Just Playing Me!pls Help??? by Ikemefuna44: 7:50am On Apr 17, 2018
Tell her to buy you Brighter Grammar.
Romance / Re: She Confessed She Was A Lesbian Just A Week To Our Wedding. What Was I To Do? by Ikemefuna44: 7:54pm On Apr 16, 2018
Lagbaja01:
I really hope the friend u advised he should take along for foursome would be ready to do that after their marriage....people with unrealistic ideas undecided

Wake me up when you write in good English.
Cheers!
Romance / Re: She Confessed She Was A Lesbian Just A Week To Our Wedding. What Was I To Do? by Ikemefuna44: 8:31am On Apr 16, 2018
Get two other guys, together with yourself and have a foursome with her. The three of you should bleep her to the point of no return. Let her pussy sing praises to your dicks. Let her pussy appreciate the sweetness of your dicks. Bleep her; bang her; Bleep her; knack her until her toto becomes pastry and succulent. Afterwards, her ersatz lesbianism will become dormant, and she will appreciate the sanctity and sweetness of a dick. Then, you are good to marry her.
Thank me later!
Politics / Re: A Philosophical Outlook & Analysis On The Leadership Prowess Of Umahi By U Trump by Ikemefuna44: 6:22am On Apr 16, 2018
Remember to add 'chicken-hearted'. That is one of the integral qualities he has displayed especially during the mayhem of Fulani herdsmen in his state.

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TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: The Epic Moment Cee-c Returned To The House by Ikemefuna44: 6:19am On Apr 16, 2018
You know, after all said and done; after people, mostly ladies, to be precise, have condemned, smeared and despised Cee-C, over what they perceive as her Sassy attitude, you've got to admire her mental strength. I give that to her. Not everyone can remain focused and formidable when people around them dislike them so much, and even make it obvious.
She's been thrown up for eviction severally; people around her, perceived to be better than her, have been evicted, but she's still in the house to the chagrin of her housemates and those who dislike her outside the house.
Formidable!

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In Such A Situation? Only Smart Advice Please. by Ikemefuna44: 6:10am On Apr 16, 2018
Imagine the nonsense I'm reading on a Monday morning. Chai.... E get as this week go be! Baba God, please let me have a good testimony before this week ends in Jesus name!
@Op, lemme go and fry watermelon � � � for you!
Crime / Re: “I Killed My Girlfriend Over Unwanted Pregnancy” – Suspect by Ikemefuna44: 6:06am On Apr 16, 2018
This guy will blame the innocent devil, instead of his supersonic dick.

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Religion / Re: Is Disfellowshipping Practiced By Jehovah's Witnesses Loving Or Wicked? by Ikemefuna44: 12:40am On Apr 15, 2018
Jehova Witness is bad. Ipso facto all their practices are bad.

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Romance / Re: 5 Things I've Learnt Since My Girlfriend Got Pregnant by Ikemefuna44: 8:27pm On Apr 14, 2018
You start wondering how low we have sank as human when a shameless he-goat starts advising us on how to manage an unwanted pregnancy. Unwanted pregnancy!!!
Some people no get shame.

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Romance / Re: Deleyed7 by Ikemefuna44: 8:24pm On Apr 14, 2018
The guy is digging another puna that is tighter and sweeter. I don't understand how you cannot figure that out.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Quote Of The Day Daily Memoirs April 14 by Ikemefuna44: 3:09pm On Apr 14, 2018
The quote is incomplete.
Health / Re: Save Me From This Embarrrassmemt From Ladies by Ikemefuna44: 2:40pm On Apr 14, 2018
The matter is simple. The solution is to STOP HAVING SEX! Once you don't have sex again, then you don't need to worry about premature ejaculation.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Archbishop Welby's 'Husband' – FFK by Ikemefuna44: 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2018
Savage! FFK knows 'how to do things with words'.

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Who Got Dumped By Her Boyfriend Of 6 Months Cries Out by Ikemefuna44: 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2018
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Romance / Re: South African Lady Who Got Dumped By Her Boyfriend Of 6 Months Cries Out by Ikemefuna44: 11:28am On Apr 14, 2018
Slay Queen gets dumped!!! When a girl has nothing to offer apart from sex, dumping her becomes a simple matter.
Even our dullard president, @Muhammadu Buhari, is smarter than most Nigerian slay Queens.

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Education / Re: OAU Sex-for-mark: Professor Allegedly Goes Into Hiding by Ikemefuna44: 6:31am On Apr 13, 2018
Watch as he comes up with a story like his life was threatened that was why he went into hiding.
The professor's cup is full, he does not deserve our pity.
Romance / Re: Man Finds Out His Girlfriend Got Married After They Quarreled For Two Weeks! by Ikemefuna44: 6:37pm On Apr 12, 2018
TWO WEEKS? The guy should thank his stars. The girl was obviously not in love with him. The break up was a blessing in disguise for the guy.

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Politics / Re: I’m In Ekiti Guber Race To Chase Out Charlatans – Fayemi Writes Tinubu & Oyegun by Ikemefuna44: 6:29pm On Apr 12, 2018
Fayose will chew and spit you out.
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Year Experiences In The Northern Nigeria by Ikemefuna44: 12:39pm On Apr 12, 2018
I was hoping to read where you nailed one Hausa girl, or at least one female Corps Member. That would have been the best spice to your banal story.
Anyone else thinking like me should hit my like button....

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Education / Re: N-Power Admin Responds To Grammatical Error Of Graduate Of English On Their Page by Ikemefuna44: 10:35pm On Apr 11, 2018
asuustrike2009:
Then don't quote me Mr sabi sabi
As long as I sabi pass you...
Education / Re: N-Power Admin Responds To Grammatical Error Of Graduate Of English On Their Page by Ikemefuna44: 9:33pm On Apr 11, 2018
asuustrike2009:
And u wen sabi grammar correct am
I no get your time. Go and look for somebody else to quote.
Romance / Re: I Need A Lady Who Reside In Ilorin For A Serious Relationship by Ikemefuna44: 9:31pm On Apr 11, 2018
Does the Quran approve of this your technique of hooking up?
Politics / Re: ‘I Was Deceived’ — Abuja Pastor Speaks On Aso Rock Visit by Ikemefuna44: 9:25pm On Apr 11, 2018
Government of the liars, by the liars and to the liars.
God's wrath will destroy anyone who wants to foist this USELESS president on us by hook or crook.
Education / Re: N-Power Admin Responds To Grammatical Error Of Graduate Of English On Their Page by Ikemefuna44: 8:39pm On Apr 11, 2018
asuustrike2009:
A simple correction would have resolve this from the commentators. Nobody is perfect moreover English language is a borrowed language
What rubbish is this one saying? This guy is beyond correction.
It's your comment that deserves correction. Even you made some mistakes.
Politics / Re: The President Has Over Performed - Festus Keyamo by Ikemefuna44: 8:34am On Apr 11, 2018
Festus Keyamo's head is a waste of space.
Since this selfish people believe that Buhari is the best for them, why don't we divide Nigeria, let Buhari remain as the president of the north, those of us in the south, especially southeast and South south, can elect a credible president for ourselves. Afonjas in the south west can also join the north, since they like licking northern asses.
Literature / Re: Achebe's 'things Fall Apart' Makes 12 'greatest Books Ever Written' List by Ikemefuna44: 7:51pm On Apr 10, 2018
koladebrainiac:
i LOVE THE Arrow of God more tho
I totally agree with you. Even Achebe subliminally admitted that 'Arrow of god' was his best.
Nevertheless, 'Things Fall Apart' was a masterpiece.

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