₦airaland Forum

She looks dump and ugly.

Lai Mohammed!!!
Nigerians, how did we end up with this unscrupulous element as a minister of information.
Lau Mohammed is best suited to be the PRO of NURTW, Oyo branch. This man is a lying tout.

Ekiseme:
mezie ya over, chi ka bụ ụtụtụ

Is this igbo or Swahili?

Ekiseme:
akpa amu

Like Cee-C, like Ekiseme. Birds of a feather.

Yes! They call other derogatory names such as 'Igbo' and 'afonja' on nairaland. They can never corporate to achieve anything, bunch or crabs in a bucket.
Northerners will continue to feed on your stupidity just like their cattle are feeding on your grass.

Ekiseme:
she doesn't give a fvck about you either.

Good for her!
Now, Mr Ekiseme, go and suck her pussy. She gives a Bleep about you.

This guy's songs are usually lame: no message; no inspiration; no theme; very poor lyrics; little content. All he does swing his waist and advertise his muscular body.
I'll pass. No space for shit on my phone.

No one can put up with a sassy saucy stupid bimbo like you. If you are the only girl left for me to marry, I'll jejely embrace celibacy.

Who's Victoria Kimani? Here in Lagos, she's nobody. We hereby donate her to Ibadan boys for appraisal.

Scammer!

It's wrong, but I do it a lot. I love ladies with the right backside

emmanueljainda:
It seems we may see another disqualification this week. This follows the big fight between Lolu and Cee c, in spite of being on “two strikes”. Recall that Biggie had given the CeeLo pair the final warning last week afer Cee C injured Lolu badly.

We don’t need to say everything, so as not to seem we are taking sides. However, we want you to know that Kbrule and Khloe got disqualified a few weeks ago due to similar circumstances.
Watch video below, and don’t forget to give us your view in the comment box. Who do you think is at fault?

visit link to watch full video

https://jainda.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Video_20180228185508928_by_videoshow_s01.mp4?_=1

Two of them are waste of space! BBN please get rid of them.

Yorubas are treacherous. I have lived and dealt with them all my life. They will betray you at the slightest opportunity. More so, they are cowardly. Trust Yorubas at your peril.

Re-Vive by Kedi Healthcare worked for me.

Holoou:
Dear NLanders,
Pls help a brother. How is the best possible way to reject an employment offer after initially accepting it. I have to reject it because after I tendered my resignation in my present place of work, I was given a promotion to match the employment offer I got.
Thanks

OP, God bless. Please kindly recommend me to the company whose job you are rejecting. I am dynamic, and I have a stellar CV.
Contact me at 08039153177.
God bless you as you do so!

Mr Paddy, the cockroach is never innocent in the midst of chickens. You display your affluence in a society were poverty is rife. You except the poor masses to cheer you.
There is hunger in the land. No poor man will ever look at you and be happy.
Use wisdom, if you have any, to relate and empathize with Nigerians.

As I dey see the lady, I know say 20 minutes sex no go do am. This kind girl fit ride a guy for hours...

Of course I will. How's it different from Big Brother? After doing it, people will talk about it for a week, at most 2 weeks, then all will be forgiven and forgotten. I'll invest the money and after 6 months or so, I will buy a Maserati. By then, my village people will beg me to come and collect chieftaincy title. Nobody go remember say I kpansh for public.

Who has time for a lame story that is badly written?

This is a convenient story. A man, whom you have been married to, and had a daughter for, for over 10 years, suddenly throws you out of the house because you did not have a male child. Hmmmm!

Okay, he throws you out; did not give you money to travel back to your family in Imo state. So you become stranded. No phone call to contact your people to inform them of your delicate situation. You've been staying in Lagos for over 10 years, but you don't have any friend to put up with temporarily until you get back to your.

You cannot run to church for succor; you did not go to one of the governmental agencies or Non Governmental Organization (NGO), to tender your case.

Instead, you chose to pitch tent, near a bank ATM, knowing fully well that people will come and withdraw money.

Woman, you are a corporate begged. Anyone that gives you money is just gullible.

mikejj:
are you saying you don't have those qualities...me i have those qualities,but she can't meet mine.

We are saying the same thing. I have those qualities but she cannot meet my expectations. Those boobs have been sucked like ice cream, while the pussy, I'm sure, have smashed to the point of no return by muscular guys.
So all she's are second hand goods. I can't exchange those for my hard earned money.

The human instinct is the second strongest abstract trait (after our conscience) that God instilled in us. Immediately you are in the wrong church, your instinct will tell you, it's never dead; it's always conscious. But people, because of greed, gullibility, stupidity, desperation and unbridled crassness, will never pay attention to their instinct. Without their instinct, their common sense becomes inactive. That's why they fall victim of fake Prophets as well as Scammers.

Here in Nigeria, we don't know him. Next!

As sensational as the story seems, there is more to it. A man does not wake up one day, collude with his sister, to beat up with the mother of his children. Even a mad won't do that.
So aunty, wetin you do?
The way I see your face for the picture, you look like a typical trouble maker.

Who is Festus Keyamo?
He's a clueless, a brainless, a witless, a political prostitute, an ineffectual lawyer. A turn-coat and a political vagabond. He once represented a lying, crazy prostitute called Stephanie Otobo. Otobo later disowned him.
Festus Keyamo, Nigerians do not need your hypocritical submission.

In exchange for those falling' boobs and a pussy that has been dug to the point of no return.
Nah... I'll pass.

What do we expect when you camp hot guys and hot girls in a house? Banging is inevitable. Body no be firewood.

What do we expect when you camp hot guys and hot girls in a house? Banging is inevitable. Body no be firewood.

FTC.... Mtn will give you with the right hand and collect with the left.

FTC.... Mtn will give you with the right hand and collect with the left.

Having critically read the post, (although I would love to hear your boss's wife side of the story), this is my submission:
1. Your boss and his wife are ignorant, myopic and cowardly.
2. However, the so called pastor is the greater coward. Instead of getting rid of the alleged witch, what stops him from conducting a deliverance session and deliver the girl? Fake pastor; fake prophesy; fake vision.
3. And you at Smart Christian (OP), you did not quit the job because of the threat to sack you. You quit because the company is owing you. Don't to play hero.