Nice one

Okay

This life self.... some will have money and have it in excess.... while some will be poor like tomorrow no dey.....I went to the market today to buy some stuff...me and my guys walk pass a man who is standing at the entrance of the market thinking....he walk up to me when am about to leave the market asking me for 500 to buy food for his children for Christmas....my guys told me to ingore him that it's how people beg in this market.... that most of them are working for retualist...omo fear grab me....I ask him his address...it's not far from my house....we all drove to his house to confirm his story....mehn I was brought down to tears.... people are really suffering in this country....the man have five children plus his wife and the wife mother all together in two room apartment in face me I face you....we have to drive back to the market to buy rice.... chicken and many other things for the family....I will advise you guys to give birth to children you can be able to train....I promised the man a work of sercurity in the shopping complex my shop is located....so guys spread love in this season of celebration....not all beggere are scam...HELP THEM

femi4:
from audio life to E no easy e

from E no easy ee to something must to change(Aiye)

Lolz I laughed loud when reading your post....make sure you save this your post somewhere so that when you are mature enough you will laugh at your former self..... dude I was the tallest guy in my class then in primary school.....my class mates used to call me general papa of the class even though they are all older than me....I enter jss1 the bullying continues... sometimes I don't like going to school because of the fear of being bullied....after jss3 third tyme I travelled to Lagos to see my brother in University of Lagos State..... I told him my plight...he laughed at me the same way am laughing at you nw.......the nigga repackage my life.... change my hairstyle....dash me alot of clothes and shoes...show me how to dress propaly...... after our break I came back to school all eyes on me....I bang almost all the girls in our school both our sinors then....I still rememberd Vivian a youth corper sent to our school then she didn't escape my trape....both our computer un- married teacher.....so bro life is how you package urself.... You no go dress like say na you suffer pass and expect people to like you... being tall is the best thing that ever happened to me....you will understand this soon

KfashionHubb:
Reach unto God.
He will protect you

idiot.
.. those that died aren't God creation abi

Humphrizy:


This one loud gan.... But bro... Remember our sisters and cousins wey never marry go partake in dat kinda stuff which literally does not make any sense to me.

See eeh.... It's always good to be responsible and to act matured at all time(s).

If our parents did such... Na e be say...our homes will not be organised at all.

Bless up

brother you can't compare our mothers to girls of nowadays....my mother never knew my dad until the day he came to ask her hand in marriage.....my parents have been married for more than 35 years nw....bt today guy will date a girl for years still that wouldn't stop them from breaking up two months after marriage

I swear in the nearest future no guy will stress himself about getting married...you will jst cool down find one better girl wey go born two pikin for you....you will jst be flexing your life and training your kids.... person no fit spend 2-3 million for wedding after two months your wife go say she no do again.... rather than spending such money on wedding you will jst invest the money for your kids and live a stress free life...life is too short

Born2Breed:
Onwa December

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Mehn by mere looking at the wife you will know she's well trained and gentle hearted.... God please help me locate this kind babe... make I settle down for good...
All the girls coming my way are fuckin gold diggers.....a friend give me a suggestion to leave my house and go and rent one room apartment in a very local place...I think that's my next option because I have to find true luv

Na scam if Messi win this award....my top three for the award are 1) sadio mane 2)van dyke 3) Mohamed Salah....Bleep any other results... this award are scam....Messi will still win tonight...he only won Spanish league... while mane and Salah who won champions league and runner up in English premier league will be neglected.

Okay

Majority of those people on that picture are waiting for them to approve money so that they will embezzle it...I trust my fellow Nigerians

Iwobi fine boy....the dude no suppose leave arsenal......I think his football career is going down the drain.... Everton is not giving him enough playing time...I think he should move to Germany and revive his career like Ginabry

Nice

Let's eradicate crime

Presido24:
I tried to upload the screenshots here, it's not working.... I'll just reveal everything here
I got the two loans on 11th and 20th of September respectively..I got 15000# from Fair money, and I got 18,000# from Branch..I'm expected to pay back 18k for the first one, and 21,300# for the second one..when I applied for the loan, I had a lot of things in mind that I planned to do with it but immediately I got it, the way the money kept going is still a mistery to me.. I had planned to start an okirika business with the loan, but when I got to me, many expenses started surfacing...it really is a long story guys..but I really tried to get the money to pay back these loan, all to no avail..I really tried, but I just couldn't..and now it's time to pay back, and I have no clue on what to do..I'm really hopeless now
I know y'all would be suspicious about my talents...I would be too, I don't blame anyone...but what I really need is to get these burden off me...it's really depressing

see small money my guy won kill himself on top...I collect 200k on branch every two months.. they know me as better customer... they call me sometimes to know hw am doing....I will advise you b4 you collect loan from anywhere... get a legitimate business

stupidity:
Last night at about 10, I was Hot as hell. I took my phone and saw this beauty on InMessage. Messaged her and she said 10k for the night. Told her okay she should come to my address, she instead begged me to come pick her. Later she said she said she’s not comfortable where she is that they trying to harass her. She dropped her digit and asked me to call. I called few minutes later, she didn’t sound like she was been harassed or under pressure. Instead she was using a seductive bedroom voice to direct me on where to pick her, which is a suspected location.



Been a good citizen, and street smart, I rang a police friend, luckily he was on duty that night with his colleagues, they drove a hilux van, patrolling the neighborhood. So we hit the road, the hilux was behind me. This girl kept calling nonstop. Telling me to hurry blah blah. I got to the point where she said she’d meet me, I called her to meet me there, she said okay and immediately blocked my number from calling, even on InMessage too.


I’m not sure what she was up to or maybe guys are using her to rob InMessage users or maybe worse.


Guys be careful.

ok

herlecks:
You are blind. You are ignorant of God. You lack spiritual understanding. You think like a natural man, a man of the flesh, who thinks prosperity is a measure of spirituality. Look here, a man may be a candidate of heaven yet be as poor as a church rat, while your rich men are on their way to burn in the lake. What shall a man give in exchange for his soul? Are you so blind that your eternity has been swallowed up in the present? Don't you think you have lost the battle already to the devil as he has successfully kept you seeking the foolish things of this world? Since you have been eating have you been full? Since you have sleeping and enjoying life have you been satisfied? So many have, because of vain pursuits, pursuit of this world of stone and sand, forsaken the truth. This is a call for you to repent and return to your first love! Since you quitted going to church how has been your life? Have you now all the wealth? You must now be as rich as dangote! Oh you shortsighted fellow! Will you know that there are poor people living in great joy and fulfillment of life? What do you seek in life that does not vanish? Do you not know that your life is as a smoke that vanishes into thin air, and afterwards come judgement? You must be one of them who is deceived by the stories of China, a very godless nation. What should want to make a man sell his eternal inheritance for food, cars, houses, hoes and other worthless nonsense?! You have fallen! You are deceived thinking you're liberated. You are in bondage. Set yourself free. Do you want to know why Nigeria faces such attacks? Because it is a great nation! Worthless nations or people don't get attacked, they are rather overlooked. The nation's warfare must be tantamount to its proximity to God. Nigeria is a beloved nation. Only those who walk with God in intimacy will eat the fruit of the land. That's a secret!

brother wey mumu... religious bigot

ruggedtimi:
his movies are boring nowadays, Acrimony

his movies aren't made for kids especially acrimony...go watch flash you will enjoy it or snake in the monkey shadow

Ok

Go buy better shoe with confirm Sol....with umbrella and hold enough change for pure water

herlecks:
Seek direction from God on what next. Your future is in His hands. Seek Him before taking any step! He knows better, He knows your purpose in life, let Him reveal it.

brother wey mumu

kittykollinxx:


Why you go wish another man death? Well, I wish you what you wish me.

mumu....... when you are laughing when someone else lose his life nko

Kk

mansoura:

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igbodefender:

Did you say waking up and seeing python by your side and it didn't try to harm you?

I swear

I thought about this yesterday when I was bathing.....I laugh out loud when people say there is nothing like jazz in Africa....I remembered when I was young when things are not moving well for my parents in lagos....my parents decided to move me down to the village to stay with my moms brother in Anambra State ozubulu precisely.......it's well known that ozubulu people don't kill Python...I remember having my bath together with Python in our bathroom....it won't even attack me...it will jst wrap itself one side....I also remembered cooking in our kitchen several times.... Python will jst pass through my legs without attacking me.... that's when I know that Snake body is always cool...that's why they like staying in a cool place....i also remembered waking up some times seeing Python by my side...it really baffle me anytime I think about it nw....I spent more than 3 years there...for once I never heard or see where Python attack anybody....I swear there is power in this world....nw if I see small tiny snake I go run like tomorrow no dey

I was so scared of him against Liverpool

Madam there is nothing good about Nigeria..... youths no get sense(they are all waiting for 2023 to campaign for one ancestor that will dash them 5k).......


Madam I knew in your country you don't knw the joy a typical Nigeria have whenever we hear up NEPA and the speed we use to plug our phones......


Madam I knew in your country you guys serve God in a peaceful manner....bt Nigerians we have the Muslims who believe once you are not a Muslim you deserve to be killed...I still wonder why we have no bombing and killing in Dubai.... maybe they serve different Allah who knows......

And madam we have more mosque/Church than schools in this country bt we are the most corrupt country in the world.... Pablo Escobar Colombia still dey learn work from us.... they brainwashed our brains using religion and tribe to tie us down

And finallly madam when it comes to be smart and intelligent Nigerians are number one...bt we are being ruled by one old ancestor who doesn't have certificate