₦airaland Forum

Mikel obi always looking like person wey them dey manage for any pictures wey the family share together.

Oshe.... first to comment after 6 years on nairaland....seun where my money.... back to the matter on ground our presido make too much noise....he should tackle South Africa first

She looks hungry

Alexrayz:
.Bleep u nigga u so stupid who want u as a Nigerian this are same people that ass lick foreigners but neglect family members are Nigerians worst than the Indians or the Chinese abeg pack well

you are a fool... mumu boy with useless meaningless comments

Truth be told Nigerians are the real problem of South Africa..... anywhere we go we scatter....if you have been to South Africa you will understand what am talking about.... when ever I get to South Africa I pretend am not Nigerian... this guy's are ready to shoot you jst for stepping on them....I swear if am the president of that country I will deport all Nigerians in South Africa

Our Nigeria ladies need to receive lesson from this babe.....most Nigeria girls once they get married na to turn baby elephant..... that's one of my fear of getting married....I can't have baby elephant in my house....trust me most men cheat because they have lost interest on there wives...later they will be asking you what did she have that I don't have....I have one here using childbirth as excuse of being fat....wake up around 2am you will see her eating junk

They should wait for 2 or 3 months before rejoicing because I trust my country they can change your laughter to sadness anytime.... Nigerian 2019 we are still talking about lights �������

Remove lingard and James nwwwwwwwwwwwww

Quick Link lingard and James....I still prefer Mata to lingard.... the guy dey play rubbish

Omo this wassa bassaki is too good joor.... too much energy

My kind of woman....neat.... always smiling.... hardworking...if I can meet this kind of girl...Na to marry sure pass.. together we will build an empire for our kids....cause am also a hustler....I no dey take ear hear business opportunity....bt unfortunately most girls lack this quality... they jst want to sit at home doing nothing.... browsing Instagram... posting useless pictures...that is the reason why most marriage don't last nw

God we are in 2019...we really need to improve our voting system.....I don't need to stand in the sun for hours jst to vote.. ..this discourage alot of people from voting.......we need need online electronic voting where the results we be transmitted immediately some one vote..... Nigerians we will following the results and knw who is leading......not after election ince will pretend they are counting the vote.. ...after days of manipulating with the results they will announce anybody they need the winner....I still wonder how this people count the vote of millions of Nigerian without getting tired or making mistakes....we really need to upgrade our voting system

nabiz:
Very good move. But sowore should pls provide bullet prove for us ooo. Will surely join the protest but as i said. I need bullet prove jacket and helmet . I dont trust our police

I swear you no well >

They will be general protest on 7-8-9and 10 of August no school will open.....no ministry or office will open let's all March to Abuja and demand for our right....I really wish we can pull a crown of 100million Nigerians....no body is going home until we get what we came for

Mark my words..... this people will start the revolution we all have been waiting for..... since most Nigeria youth are online warrior.....I laugh out loud when I read Nigeria vs Kenya Twitter war....I know deep down we all know this people are better than us in terms of basic social amenities.......I don't have light in my house for 3 days nw....we have to provide everything by ourselves in this country...... We all know in a sane country we wouldn't be thinking hw to dig ground to get water or saving money to buy generator..... it's the government work to provide us at least basic social amenities.......I love the Shiites kill 100 of them today... tomorrow 5000 will March to your door step....I wish evey citizen in this country will March to Abuja and join this people so that we will change this country........let's take Martin Luther King for an example the White people joined his struggle even though they are gaining nothing from it........ bt trust Nigerians once the killing isn't from their tribe state they will all keep quiet.......or they will be shouting behind their phone......LAZY NIGERIA YOUTHS

BadAdviser:
72Million euros for this over hyped piece of poo smh

oga enter field go play am yourself

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When I was young me and my mama had beef
Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets
Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face
Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place
Suspended from school, and scared to go home, I was a fool
With the big boys, breaking all the rules
I shed tears with my baby sister
Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids
And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama
When things went wrong we'd blame mama
I reminisce on the stress I caused, it was hell
Hugging on my mama from a jail cell
And who'd think in elementary?
Hey! I see the penitentiary, one day
And running from the police, that's right
Mama catch me, put a whooping to my backside

EXLOVER:
Why will they use old man like Don Jazzy as indomie ambassador, what happen to kids?

If you want to use old people, why not use Churchill the indomie man.

[color=#006600][/color] I swear you no well

That feeling when u buy akara with ur last 100... when u gat home u sat down eating the akara and it's so sweet..... may be na the hunger wey dey worry you dey make the akara sweet......and u finally eat the last one.....in your mind u are thinking why would this akara finish....when all hopes are lost ...u are abt to throw the nylon away and miracles from heaven happen....u see one remaining hidden akara

Na nw you get mouth talk because you are no longer benefiting......I swear this country don finish....we need someone like Martin Luther King...he fights for the people not his pocket

Your disease no get name.....abi na stunt jst to be in the news.... Nigerian celebrities self...... wetin consine me Rema don take offer...jumebi

Never pray to experience robbery attack....you will nearly poo in your pants.....I remember when this some guys pay my uncle a visit one night.... unfortunately I was there that night.... that's the reason why I don't play with my mom....she called me that night around 10 to come home that it's late...that she's feeling somehow....me dey form strong man...I told her not to worry that I will pass the night with my uncle(hard I known) around 12:30....gunshot everywhere I jump up from my bed and ran to the parlor I saw no one...I ran to my uncle's room....he hide his children under the bed and climb celling...I once like this man must be joking....Na me get house...... the commando in me come out by force....I ran back to the parlor... open one of there chair slide myself in-between the chair.... you won't even know that someone is there...I slim like broom then....the wife of my uncle was jst running around the parlor...she's jst confuse.... wetin consine me....I don take cover.... gateman open gate disappear.... they get to the parlor door... they started threatening my uncle to open the door or If they force there self in they will kill everyone in the house.... Omo fear grap me...I started praying to different God I know....I prayed to Allah and God all together that night....I swear my uncle wife get liver...she went to open the door.... the robbers thought she was trying to lock the door...they shot at the door...I jst hear say person shout fall for ground....I still maintain my cover.... they entered inside house...I jst dey piss for body....my body jst dey vibrant... Luckily before my uncle climb celling he drop 500k on to table for the robbers and called the police...they started hearing police sirin they took the money and ran away...... since then if my mom say Victor come house... within 1sec I don reach house....my uncle wife no die sha....bt they shot her for hand.... so she lost her hand....true life story

Avoid girls named Agatha....most of them are wicked.... speaking from experience

Guys hustle nw so that years from now you self go share your throwback pictures....no be say 10 years from now you go still dey sing Victor Ad if you get money wetin you gain.....Na there wahala go dey

GOFRONT:


Rip Fat one.....One guy get hand for her death...I no call pesin ggname oh

you will join her soon thin one

WinningSun:
Mr investment banker. Use #100 win #20million naira.
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knw when someone is joking....life is too short bro

mehn I can't kill myself...life is too sweet to die.... imagine I die....no more bet9ja 100 to win 20million....no more clubbing...no 2pac musics....who will I leave my girlfriends for and my designer shoes and clothes....I don't trust my friends... they done dey eye my designers since....so guys before you drink sniper think about the beauties of life.......once guy broke your heart jst know that his not the right one for you....a guy who loves you wouldn't hurt you. if you wake up in the morning and you able to eat twice or once a day and you have somewhere to lay your head.... you are richer than 20million peoples in this world......don't Live to impress others...live your life and save for the raining days.....take me for an example...am 25 am not married or plan of getting married soon...bt am saving and investing money for my unborn children with their names... learn to plan ahead...if our parents planed ahead most of this suicide happening all over Nigeria would have reduced...you never chop and you never pay your school fees....one guy kon break your heart join... wetin remain...most of this suicide happens out of frustration and depression......my motto is my kids will have kind of life I never have

My future wife(present girlfriend)stayed with me when I can't even earn 500naria for one month....bt nw I don worth millions...she still dey with me....a guy can't earn 50k forever...the billionaires you see today are once poor...and why would how much I earn matters in our marriage...I think say na love bring us together......no love for naija... they are after money

pocohantas:
I wouldn't marry a man earning 50k.
I won't even marry myself if I am earning 50k.

There are Nigerians that survive on that salary scale, but I do not want to be that Nigerian.

The important thing should be, are those women doing any better? Lets assume they see a man earning 200k, do they have the qualities he would want? If yes, then they are good to go.

Once again, I wouldn't marry a man earning 50k.

babe I earn 51 thousands four hundred and fifty naira...are we good to go