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RomanceRe: Things Men Do That Women Find Attractive by Ikigia: 3:11pm On Aug 09, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Apart from smelling good (not all this aboki perf oooo )...,. The rest na maybe..

I have cracking jokes to cynthia since God knows when, she would laff tears will comot her eyes and mucus from her nose... Yet she picks her mugabe looking and stonehearted boyfriend who doesnt understand sarcasm and gives no shit about kids, being handy, dancing or cooking... Over me..

Why ?

But wetin ma guy get ....?


This thing called money.....

My friend.,, once you have money... I mean good fat eniola badmus size kinda money, forget hypothesis and all this theories abeg....

U con dey here dey talk, dancing...

Dancing kor, swinging ni

handy man kor, Legful Transgender ni..
CLASSCAPTAIN OOOOOOOO, abeg no kill person with laughter
PoliticsRe: Police Begins Budget Padding Probe, Gets Three Versions Of Budget by Ikigia: 12:06pm On Aug 09, 2016
I hope to see the end of THIS
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Didnt Travel To US - Ekiti PDP by Ikigia: 7:56am On Aug 09, 2016
Ekiti PDP is "acting" the opposition party in an inerudite style
SportsRe: Rio 2016: Egyptians Wear Hijab While Playing Volleyball With Germany by Ikigia: 10:12pm On Aug 08, 2016
Classical
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Ikigia: 10:35am On Aug 05, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 21

All my Gbedu is FINAL .......


I woke up to shouts from alfa and some other neighbours that lasisi had been hospitalized after a serious fight that broke out in a club last night ...

Alfa had been knocking everyone doors and asking people to contribute transport money for him to reach the hospital but nobody seemed to care...

I didnt feel any iota of pity and did not care to inquire what might have led to the fight to the extent that he was hospitalized....Good for him.... How alfa later got money to go to the hospital no concern me sad


.....................................................................

Arounf 12 30pm while i was still recuperating and waiting for alfa report., i got a call from my Dad... The old man who has been managing to sponsor me from his poultry business after retirement from civil service six years ago , hardly calls..

We no dey see rat for afternoon sad... Abi he wan send me money ni..... But its not end of the month yet now..... Hope say he no dey plan send me go meet anybody ooo


I got the shock of my life when the first thing he asked from me was whether i have gotten the money....

Which money sad ?

It was then everything became clear to me....


Papa was informed that his entitlement, pension and allowances which he was being owned for the past six years was going to be payed...

He filled in his account details which he registered with back then,which is wema bank but it was rejected as the bank don pack up...

He tentatively filled in My acct number and expected them to inform him before the money is payed...

It was untill after some days when papa didnt get any info and paid them a visit that they now show papa the evidence that the money was paid instantly that same day he filled in the acct...

And that was when he decided to call me now ....

My God., why didnt they call him to inform him he has been payed so that he can call me and inform me also what the money is meant for sad....

He stated i should send the money immediately as it has been budgeted for the poultry business and settlement of some debts that if he doesnt pay soon, will lead to embarrasment and disgrace...

He asked me to keep 10k out of the money but how i wan take see the remaining 80k...



As i write this now., i have changed my sim card and packed my loads and luggages .Am at the park now... In the next 30mins, Our Bus should be leaving for Lome Togo where i would rest till everything cools down..

Perphaps i fit do small mechanic and menial jobs, raise the 80k and come back home like a prodigal son to meet my father..









If he is still alive by that time...







THE END......
10/10
LiteratureRe: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by Ikigia: 8:48pm On Aug 04, 2016
ClassCaptain

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard like this. You a Don! Well done!!!
RomanceRe: 7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends by Ikigia: 8:40am On Aug 02, 2016
Richiy:
Mingle with his friends: Be polite and respectful to them. A real man would not let the opinion of his friends be the basis of decision making in his relationship. If he solely follows the opinion of his friends, he is not even worth it

Do his laundry: While you are not a drycleaner, there is nothing wrong with occasionally helping him wash, especially if he is washing or you are washing, you might just out of your current mood decide to help him or not...as long as you do not overdo it.

Spend the weekend at his place: I don't get this. Apart from regular dates and hangouts, don't one usually feel the need for privacy and companionship with your partner? When I date, I don't find it weird at all to want to spend some days over. So, I will just say that this is inconclusive. Whatever rocks one's boat.

Visit his family regularly: Why a girl would do that is beyond me. Regularly...like regularly? But why? Maintaining a good relationship with them is good enough. You don't have to constantly disturb them.

Depending on him to take care of you and your family: This one is hilarious. What is he? Your saviour or what? Lol. Why would you want to depend on a guy for your survival and even your family's? Don't give anybody your dignity abeg. Nuff said.

Sleep with him: This one is very relative. My philosophy is; It is your body and if you feel comfortable enough to share it with someone, it's okay. Please don't crucify me. A large percentage of us do it already, openly or covertly. If you don't, it is still okay. In all, don't let anyone make you do what you don't feel comfortable doing.

Public display of Affection: This is actually not that bad. Your emotions can make you openly show your partner love. But, it is the excess that is bad. A lot of pda, especially social media display, show esteem issues and insecurity. People that enjoy great relationships are too busy enjoying it to think of uploading photos every 5 minutes.

Generally, each relationship is dynamic and there is no rule for human relationships. Whatever works for the both of you is just fine! Others don't really matter. wink
So pure, you did well!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Two Cultists In Ogun (photo) by Ikigia: 1:51pm On Aug 01, 2016
Well-done
FoodRe: Now That Tomato Is Back by Ikigia: 8:01am On Aug 01, 2016
Irishrena1:
Nairaland gives you the opportunity to talk a carelessly without facts. What on earth makes you think I dont know how food gets to my table? You're so pathetically displaying ignorance and you will still return to beat your chest that you know what you're talking about and by then we will be 101% positive that you're deluded.
Time is too precious to be wasted on you, your reply says it all.
IslamRe: Pictures Of New Jummat Mosque Built By Igbo Muslims In Owerri by Ikigia: 2:43pm On Jul 30, 2016
Alhamdulillah!
SportsRe: Arsenal Fan Banned By Arsenal Because Of His Tweets by Ikigia: 1:46pm On Jul 29, 2016
Because you a fan/supporter of a Club, doesn't necessarily mean you should be OFFENSIVE when expressing your thoughts.
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija 40th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Ikigia: 12:42pm On Jul 28, 2016
These pictures had been posted here once
PoliticsRe: Why We Can’t Probe Dogara, Others – House Ethics Committee by Ikigia: 4:22pm On Jul 26, 2016
We have
mechanisms to discipline ourselves,” he said










How many Senators have been disciplined till now? Let's keep fooling ourselves.
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by Ikigia: 11:00pm On Jul 25, 2016
omojeesu:
One came before the other.
. oh! really. Okay
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by Ikigia: 2:04pm On Jul 24, 2016
omojeesu:
Aren't you a Muslim? You should know these things. Search online. e.g.

www.islamreligion.com/articles/352/miracles-of-jesus/

http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/229/descriptive-titles-of-jesus-in-quran-part-2/

So long.
Those pages were translated to what they understood. Its funny, even on of those pages, Jesus was referred to as "Son of Mary", and Jesus prayed to the "Lord" in other to do the "miracles", am sure you can decipher where am heading.

Can you answer this question,

Why is that Jesus 'the prophet' appeared in the Holy Qur'an, and although Prophet Mohammed (SAW) didn't in Holy Bible, YET many Christians do condemn the Holy Qur'an?
CrimeRe: Boy Chained At A Celestial Church In Ogun State, Rescued By NSCDC by Ikigia: 5:01pm On Jul 23, 2016
winkmart:
this is quite unacceptable
"quite"? okay
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by Ikigia: 7:01am On Jul 23, 2016
omojeesu:
Please specify the bogus statements.
Give me the verses where those statements I.e Jesus performed miracles, Jesus is word, etc are?
CelebritiesRe: 6 Nigerian Actresses Who Have Converted To Islam And Their Reason For Switching by Ikigia: 11:33am On Jul 22, 2016
Drienzia:
We ain't bothered. Because even Koran stated that "if you find anything confusing here, you can ask those who read the bible. The truth is already revealing that"


Jesus was the only person that performed miracles in the koran. Muhammad was busy leading his followers to various wars, till he died.

The only woman mentioned in the koran is Marian"mary(the mother of jesus)
Koran said she went to heaven with her physical body. Meaning the assumption of the blessed virgin is written in the koran.

You people should come down from your high horses let me educate you about the koran you studied and didn't understand since you were kids.

Lots of Muslims converts to Christianity on daily basis, so cut the crap!!!

Koran said Muhammad is dead. And won't rise again.
Same koran said Jesus is the word of God.
And koran said God created the world through the word(Jesus).
They er just confused being. Surely they need our prayers...

Peace!!!
You are so mad because of this topic that you resulted to "making up" bogus statements. May God help you.
LiteratureRe: Witches And Wizards by Ikigia: 11:01am On Jul 19, 2016
Impressive!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grills Salewa Obanikoro Over N800m Transaction, Seizes Her Passport by Ikigia: 9:10am On Jul 16, 2016
Esperooke:
God bless PMB. I always find pleasure whenever the monster 'corruption' is being fought . Call it selective or non selective I don't care, as long as the individual in question is culpable . if GEJ was selective, PMB is selective, and the one who will succeed him is selective a point will be reached where every corrupt individual will be made to face the music .
PoliticsRe: EFCC Grills Salewa Obanikoro Over N800m Transaction, Seizes Her Passport by Ikigia: 9:08am On Jul 16, 2016
Esperooke:
God bless PMB. I always find pleasure whenever the monster 'corruption' is being fought . Call it selective or non selective I don't care, as long as the individual in question is culpable . if GEJ was selective, PMB is selective, and the one who will succeed him is selective a point will be reached where every corrupt individual will be made to face the music .
I hardly quote people, I just did because we share the same perception on this. Well said!
PoliticsRe: Light Up Lagos Project In Badagry by Ikigia: 4:27pm On Jul 12, 2016
satelliteDISH:
Beautiful. But am still waiting for the day that the governor will declare OPERATION LIGHT UP LAGOS HOMES.

If he can successfully build even a 200mw plant to provide Lagos homes with electricity, he would have successfully light up Lagos streets because home owners provides mini-street lightning on their fences which in turns lights the streets.
Are homes even buildings everywhere in Lagos?
CelebritiesRe: Lady Begs Jim Iyke For Sex On Instagram (screenshots) by Ikigia: 4:08pm On Jul 12, 2016
@iam_chichi is an imposter.
CelebritiesRe: Michelle Gentry Celebrates Her 15th Birthday (Photos) by Ikigia: 8:36pm On Jul 11, 2016
Many Happy Returns
PoliticsRe: Those Who Brought Buhari Will End Up In His Stomach — Fayose by Ikigia: 1:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
This very interview was aired on STV couple of weeks ago undecided
PoliticsRe: Solidarity Rally For Fayose By Ekiti Private Sector Unions by Ikigia: 3:08pm On Jul 08, 2016
oviexcels:
can some1 remind me which epistle are we on this season?
Episode?
CelebritiesRe: Poisoning Of Toyin Aimakhu: Adeniyi Johnson Responds To Allegations by Ikigia: 10:55am On Jul 06, 2016
You both should forget this ish already
Jokes EtcRe: Man Beats Girlfriend For Saving His Name With 'Microfinance Bank' by Ikigia: 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
Old Joke
PoliticsRe: Forgery Case: Melaye Alleges Attempts To Tamper With Evidence by Ikigia: 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
Crying baby

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