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Oyind17:
Senseless hater, take your dead brain out of here.

Anuofia

So, you are one of the blind. Just bait you!

Episteme2:
Hmm, see beef on someone's special day. Couldn't you have hidden it at least for this his special day.
Happy Birthday Tonye!
May God guide you accordingly.

Its not my fault, I thrive on controversies.

Where are the monthly allocation from FG.
80 percent of the money is spent within the Governor's lodge.
In 30 years time,we may another thing bigger than Boko Haram.

temitemi1:
Happy Birthday To An Illustrious Son Of Niger Delta!!








HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TONYEBARCANISTA!!!

Who is this Barcanista. One_eyed man being made the king among the blind?

tpiah11:
Are you new here?

Seems you don't know the forum is not for critical thinking.

That's it. I think, therefore I am_ Rene Descartes.
Logically, I should not join issue with you. You are not equipped to think.

Jerrychanana:
Rain semester begins November 1st.

To all Rain semester applicants, congrats in advance & to all prospective PG students... I wish u a nice application to be commencing next month. Pls get much details about your proposed line of study as well as the Academics and professional course of a thing. Thanks. GREAT Ife !!!

Please how much is the acceptance upon admission any other dues aside the normal tuition fee. Thanks

Being rigged and being out-rigged.

Why would anyone blow up his region back to the stone age. Nigeria, invest in social research.
Religion, that infection in my signature!

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
Akintola williams Deloiite is an Egba-Yoruba man. His younger brother was Late Chief Fredrick Rotimi williams, the first Senior Advocate of Nigeria

Sarcasm! You don't get it.

Durentt:
stfu, if u've accomplished urself as u said wat are doing on seun's thread beqqing him to open a new section. U wud have opened ur own Forum and do wat u like. Murafvcka, accomplished my ass!

Being accomplished is a relative term. At least, the only time I check calendar is when I would get my checks and not for month-end salaries like most of you.

Mark Twain once said it: if we were to lock up all the insane in this world. All the wood in the forest will not be enough to build housing for them. That is, mad men are off the leash

Since no convenience room for fart. I will readjust my collar and frown up. We yorubas call it "ogboju"

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
Nigeria really needs to be restructured, regionalism and resource control is the way to go.

By the way, Akintola Williams Deloitte, the facilitator of the lecture, is the first african to be qualified as an accountant and the first president of ICAN

And he is an igbo man?

treasuremabel:
So?

Lie! Lie!! Lie!!! I av always said it, any fool can start anything but to perpetuate is more challenging than to start. I discovered even in my business that the greatest enemy of any business establishment is INERTIA. A point where innovation, cash flow and all adrenaline grind to near halt. That was it.

aresa:
http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/10/anyaoku-urges-return-to-regional-govt/

Gbam! On point. I said it in 2003.
It will boost the development of each region. If some regions like it, they should be shouting Biafra then while southwest sooner turn to Dubai while another should send all their people to mecca.

Durentt:
stfu, if u've accomplished urself as u said wat are doing on seun's thread beqqing him to open a new section. U wud have opened ur own Forum and do wat u like. Murafvcka, accomplished my ass!

I am in the health sector and everyone cannot be techpreneur. I was only imploring him to accommodate more interests. As for the insults. See you soon!

nuelzy:
from which part of hell is dis op released from??

The coolest parts reserved for sanest of the insane.

Durentt:
Lol.
Nigerians be claiming to know seun since 1950

I'm accomplished myself. Do you think I intend to gain anything by saying I knew seun. I am based in ota since 80s so is seun. I av said it, some nairalanders are too daft to comprehend and analyse intentions.

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What book is this? And the author

[quote author=emryxleena post=39270992]im not an atheist and im also not against any church in particular .. But i want to share some of my pertubed observations ..

First of all i dont think the act of going into the spirit realm with dry fasting for a very long period of time is adviseable..

There are some churches who do this a lot ..its so sad that a neighbour of mine had to be a victim of this..

This woman im talking about was forced into a spiritual trance .. I dont really know if she forced but i heard from a close source said the spirit(dont knw if it was really the holy spirit) took hold of the woman at the church and there was nothing the pastor could do about it..so, the woman was left alone.. Actually , i was made to understand that it was a normal ritual..

The woman was in this trance for more that 20days.. On the last day when the woman came back to her senses.. She was too weak cos she didnt eat anything since she went into the trance..

After getting home with the help of family nd friends..the woman eventually died at her home..

My question is ; is God in support of this??
[/quote

The answer is in my signature!

...Leaving home with your trouser unzipped. This can't be true!

Stop the mathematics. This is pure economics. They have no monopoly so seek alternatives if not satisfied.

...And I mean it.

...Then the dog said to the lion, now I have cornered you. You can't escape!

Hi Seun, how is daddy, as I am typing now, I'm in Ota and based in ota for now. I have known your family in Ota,way back early 1990s at Foursquare Church Temidire,sango-ota. Though I never met you personally. You were a small boy then.How are you now and I thank God for your life as well as that of your Dad.
Please, kindly introduce a new section stated above so that some of us can be domiciled there. Most Nairalanders are not just Ok in terms of critical thinking and they derail most topics being childish. You can take this as creating a VIP tent at a party. Don't mix us all up. Please I want you to consider this as early as possible.
As for the moderators, they are yet to introduce themselves to me.hope they are doing well too.

From Ikuomola A.O

mohince:
Before I begin, I would like to ask a question. When you go
to a theatre to watch a movie, and find that there are no
tickets left, what do you do? Do you say,” It’s OK, we can
come another time.” Or do you buy a ticket in black black
market, paying N2000 for a ticket when it actually costs
N1000? The answer to this question shows the level of
corruption we found ourselves today.
This article is aptly timed; since Borno central bye election
is around the corner in which some corrupt personalities are
trying to occupy the seat under the guise of SAK mantra.
Today, corruption is one of the greatest factors hindering
development and stifling the realisation of dividends of
democracy under the leadership of this present State
Government in our State Borno. Corruption affects the
growth of our dear state adversely under the state
government. It reduces the Government’s income, and
creates inequalities in distribution of income and wealth in
our state. Corruption is really affecting the development,
economically, socially and politically.
Corruption may come in many forms, often in politics.
Politicians on a quite regular basis have been found guilty of
corruption. Politicians under the leadership of this state
government use unethical techniques to gain an advantage
in an election, to gain more money, votes or to acquire
ungotten wealth under the guise of insurgency.
Corruption is caused mainly by the desires of power and
want. Corruption creates a negative atmosphere.
Detrimental corruption does not bring about any good, As
Shakespeare said,”The best things corrupted become the
worst.”
Is dirty hands necessary in politics as Kashimiyyas do
always claim? Corruption Under the leaderahip of KSM has
been a stigma of the government since what feels like the
beginning of time. Yet, it’s also one of the areas that seem
to have never been through an internal cleansing under
Borno State administration. Some (Kashimiyyas) dare say
that getting your hands dirty is a necessary evil to be a
politician, and it’s that kind of thinking that puts our State in
these seemingly impossible situations. Is it necessary to
play dirty to make it in the world of politics as they claimed?
No, it definitely isn’t and shouldn’t.
Being a politician should be the most selfless job available.
You’re supposed to take yourself out of the equation and do
what’s necessary for the people you’re representing, not
what will line your pockets with more money which is often
the case (Kashimiyyas' style). Corrupt politicians in our
State have forgotten the core principles of being a “man or
woman of the people”; they should be representing their
constituents, which are often left no the wayside with their
pockets turned out, wondering what happened. Besides this,
getting your hands dirty only makes politics all the more
difficult in the end. When you stop fighting for what’s right
and what the people need, you start waging pointless
battles for the sake of those you made your dirty promises
to. How many standoffs would honestly be resolved in a
matter of days (opposed to the weeks or months even
years) if their reasoning was sound and just? e.g. Lagos
Street Road. It wasn’t a matter of how much money they
would lose if a specific bill was to pass, but instead, was a
matter of how much the people of each state would be hurt?
Politics can be a lot cleaner and, without a doubt, far
simpler if people stop trying to sate their seemingly endless
greed; saying that you have to get your hands dirty in order
to participate in politics sends all the wrong messages. “The
hill” shouldn’t be a wolves den where people are devouring
each other, or backstabbing one another for a quick buck
(overnight enrichment).
Politics should be about something more, a duty to the
people that have put their trust in you. When you play dirty,
remember who is going to suffer in the end.
Corruption under this very present Borno State
Administration is one of the deadly, undesirable and wicked
sins that has been imposed on the innocent people by some
hungry looking monsters. It is omnipresent, almost like a
distorted, antithetical version of God for the present times.
It doesn’t sound euphonious when we hear that it has not
only led to the malfunctioning of the administrative system
and poor law and order, but also some serious causes like
poverty and redtapism, which has led to the society’s
disability. It has distorted all values and made mincemeat of
morality, truth and virtue. It has entered into every single
aspect of our lives becoming all-pervasive just similar to the
air we breathe. It is growing massively in huge proportions
and there is barely any sphere of social, political, economic
and even religious activity that is free from graft, fraud and
corruption of some kind under the leadership of
Kashimiyyas.
It is now regarded as a fact of life and an evil which is
inseparable with which we have to live with throughout. It
happens as much as in the daylight, as it is done behind the
closed doors. It is under every stone we turn and every door
we open. Thus, it is this “corruption” that can be considered
as a deadly sin in our society and it is a shame that we are
being evasive and denying this fact by considering it as a
habit and a part of our lives. Human beings are full of
temptations. After all human beings are human beings. And
in fact, gold and cash acts as a bait to these politicians and
officials who are fond of bribe in any way. They just need
something to avoid the itching on their hands. But the stink
lies not only in the prevalence of the lure of gold, but in the
hypocrisy that accompanies it by their so called supporters
under the guise of SAKK.
It’s really disheartening when a corrupt person after taking
a bribe, talks about the high moral standards and urges
people to follow the principles and ideologies of Baba
Buhari, and remain honest, true and just in whatever they
do. Such hypocrisy complexes the offence, but our so called
Commissioners, politicians and officials are getting callous
and do not pay any heed. They have a belief that it is all a
way of life and a part of their routine and describe it as
unavoidable and an incurable disease. Almost everyone
under this state government, from government officials to
the judiciary people to the private corporate gurus who are
answering the name Kashimiyyas, all are thirsting for
personal profits.
The energetic youth today can be one source that can
actually uproot the very weed of corruption. the is why the
most popular slogan "BORNO TAFI JAM'IYYA" came into
existance among the youths of our dear state and it
spreading everywhere. It can act like a ‘vanarsena’ and
attack with full force the authorities which play the major
culprit feeding this malady. Positive reforms should be
brought out, so that we not only dream but also work
together actively hand in hand towards developing our state
that is free from the evil called ‘CORRUPTION’ under this
State Government.
A word is enough for the wise!
The problem we are facing now is that most of our so called
elders are afraid to say the truth and fear is what created
the monster in the room, and in order to overcome the many
problems and enslavements that we have today in our state,
it is not about getting rid of the monster, but about getting
rid of the fear and we must do that under # BORNO # TAFI
# JAM'IYYA.
Mohnice
22/10/15

It is still selfless, at least they steal blindly foR their next generation unborn

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This time around, NTEL will focus on Data services at the onset; maybe the've noticed people consumed data much than they make calls.
However, NATCOM Consortium, the winner of the bid for the moribund Nigerian Telecommunications Limited, is planning to roll out services next month.


The consortium will launch 4G Long Term Evolution Technology (LTE) services suggesting that the revamped NITEL may focus on data services from the outset. Come next month been November, 4G data services will be launch in Lagos, Abuja and Port-Harcourt before it will finally roll out to other states.
I guess the return of NITEL will even make data more cheaper and other Telecom industry seat up. If you don't know, NITEL had broadband facilities that traversed the entire country and that once revived, it would boost transmission of broadband capacities from the shores of Nigeria to places in the hinterlands, where the demand is high.
If your device is not 4G supported, then it's time to port with ease.


www.yomiprof.com/2015/10/war-in-telecom-industry-as-nitel-return.html?m=1

Proverbial cat with nine Lives

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Supply is very much attached to demand at leaSt proportionate
As we av regular supply of fools, the wise will never go to bed hungry.

When last did any commentator here can afford what they want. The disposable income has gone south for an average Nigeria. They should convert to physical store like shoprite.

Take 1000 naira note and rub on the tommy of the preg. Woman, if the baby kicks, its a girl. If not, its a boy!

DAVIYJONESS:
what is that suppose to mean?

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