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Pls who help me see my sweetheart, Cleopatra4? I know she will like this. Anyway, let the mixture of lies and truth keep coming in trickles while I await my darling

BlowBack:
Ananias campaigning for Judas

The since retired General-Overseer of the profiteering outfit known as Redeemed Church of God Plc, Enoch Adeboye, has been on a whirl-wind tour of northern and middle-belt states under the cover of a crusade for Christ.

Apart from scamming God's people off their paltry hard-earned money, Mr Enoch Adeboye has also included a subtle campaign for Redeem Church congregation votes in both the north and middle belt for that Judas of a fake pastor Osinbanjo.

The Amir of Bauchi was very right to refuse the profiteering modern day Ananias in conjunction with his Saphira of a wife audience when Adeboye came knocking at the Amir's palace.

The middle belt is especially pained by Osinbanjo's denial of the Church in places like Southern Kaduna where he refused to speak up on behalf of the plight of hapless Christians being hacked to death by Fulani Islamist.

Adeboye's latest evangelical grand tour of both the north and middle belt is on the heels of the total lack of faith or confidence christian communities have in the coward Osinabnjo in protecting them from Fulani herdsmen and other ravaging lunatic Islamist groups that pox-mark the north and middle belt.

GEJ was voted out by the same northern and middle belt Christians not because they saw that he (GEJ) wasn't willing to help them but because the minority groups in the north knew that GEJ could never contain the Islamist as they control the security apparatus of the nation. The reason they voted in the Boko govt was because they wanted peace so they caved into the ransom demands of the terrorists.

With an Osinbanjo Presidency, the minority groups know their fate is about to get worse off than even under the Boko Commander's reign of terror.

So whatever scheming Adeboye has in the guise of evangelizing in the north is sure to back fire as there won't be any minority or christian vote from both the north and middle belt going to Osinbanjo in the event the midget dares stands to contest in 2019.

INEC should sanction Adeboye and his Redeem PLC to desist from campaigning ahead of 2019 for Osinbanjo.

This is how Adeboye decided to head to the SE to organize a series of crusades when Osinbanjo was acting President when the Boko went on AWOL in January in a bid to sway support for Osinbanjo.

If INEC will not act then I am sure the hundreds of Boko sleeper cells that frequent this forum will know the true motive of Adeboye's fake crusade in their domain.

Can't believe somebody wasted about 15minutes of his life time writing this trash.

Ayemi, temi bami, Funke!!! Funke!!!

Ayemi temi bami!!!! Funke!!! Funke!!!

Cleopatra4:
I'm Waiting for you Na.. I Don go wedding tire ooo!

When u re ready, let's go see papa and mama dear. Me sef don tire for this Vaseline crew wey I dey so

Cleopatra4:
Guess this is the trending thing now. Lemme go and work on my boobs so I can be slaying anyhow and gat nairaland guys drooling over me

Lol. But serioxly dear, I am owk with what u have there. They will be easy for me to handle wen we marry. I cannot be working with water melon upandan. . av missed u dear

Cleopatra4:
ilevic come and see oooo!!

Sweetheart, I love this oo. when will it be our turn?

GentlemanUnltd:
Madam please who did this to you? with those small boobs.
You re manageably pretty though!

How u manage see small boobs? U will be disappointed to see more foam than boobs there. she is pretty tho

StarBukola:
igi iwe eso odo, tell me how I should have written it??

No vex dear. BTW your beautiful cute and lovable in ur profile pics but what I'm seeing there is laterally inverted NYSC. All the same you are cute. Can we chat offline?

Cleopatra4 my love, if you see this on our first date, will you still ride on?

Cleopatra4 my love, E for sweet if na me and u

Who is the presidency?

Cleopatra4:
ilevic

This thing tire me o

Cleopatra4, if our neighbor's wife this tries with me when we are married, what would u do?

Don't know anything abt this. Maybe i will know more if i marry Cleopatra4

cleopatra4, come and see this.

gocac:
i they pity north korea, hmmm na just one bomb The U.S go drop there everything go Vaporize.

Very funny comment, reminds me of my sister in nursery 1. Abeg go read your basic science

gocac:
i they pity north korea, hmmm na just one bomb The U.S go drop there everything go Vaporize.

Very funny comment, reminds me of my sister in nursery 1. Abeg go read your basic science

Honestly I don't know what to say but I am sure my newly found friend cleopatra4, has something to say

And the guy using the POS and his accomplice (the one snapping) will call themselves Christians, yet, they are not afraid of defaming the church. Tho there is nothing wrong in using pos in church from my own perspective but the intention of these people is to rubbish the church. God have mercy on u.

Cleopatra4:
Elucidate please. I am not understanding the English.

cleopatr4, you again. bin seeing u everywhere in the last few minutes. Leme kuku follow u

Cleopatra4:
15 minutes

In another news, you are cute in your dp, can we talk offline?

Cleopatra4:
Ewo lolz Op e never reach like that ooo!

In another news, u are cute in ur dp. can we talk offline?

Same stupi,d, annoying, nauseating, stories. Nothing encouraging, nothing promising. We just keep moving in the same cycle. Tired of news, tired of naija, tired of Buhari...

The common man on the street doesn't understand all these jargons. Please tell us what we want to hear.
Something like
Buhari resigns
Garri now #50 a Congo
Kerosene goes for #20 a liter
petrol price crashes to #30 a liter

Until then, keep your grammar to ursef

MissCuppy:
Just take good care of her, no one is asking you for iphone7.

Takia of her? na me born am?

Queenlas:
Have always visited here as guest jus decided to register atleast to be able to write this
I see ways by which tribalism comes to play in this forum and I wonder if mods are doing anything to curb these
At slightest opportunity what u hear is, it's them the IPOB, Afonja or the Fulani's, all sorts of things and ave always SMH cus only if they know what pictures u are painting to the outsiders Abt ur country(cus am sure foreigners also visit here)
I'm a Yoruba and my partner is from the East n I must tell u I ave never regretted this, same with many other people whose relationship wt d neighboring tribe had brought them good luck.
Mind you ave experienced betrayal from relating with friends from d other side but I believe it not about wia they come from, its just a thing of being human
I understand poverty can be detrimental cus most people that engage in this are those who might be economically unstable or unemployed, cus as a matter of fact if you are the industrious type you will realize that progress is all about collectivity irrespective of differences. Treat everyone with love and u will be surprised by growth that will come ur way
#weallneedEachother
N mind you sensible Nigerians love themselves

This is true, create a thread on this and I will be the FTC. but BTW

Abbey2sam:
Seems like people on nairaland cannot read and comprehend this days

The guys are showing appreciation to Nigerians for the love they received while in lagos, they went further by saying that Nigerians know their lyrics even though their own English wasn't that good




You guys are all getting angry over nothing

I like your comment here, "even though your own English wasn't that good".
I think you like DAT. pls don't get angry with me over nothing

I see lala enter this thread like... food don land

fergusen:
Do the above and watch your cgpa literally jump.

Even if u don't read?

fergusen:
It is one thing to attend classes,
but getting the best from the lecture
session is a different ball game
entirely. I have outlined the following
as steps to take if you desire to get
maximum benefits from your
lectures.

1. Come before the lectures
begin: endeavor to be at the
lecture venue (class) not later
than 30 minutes to
commencement of the lectures.
The benefits of this cannot be
over emphasized. It puts the
mind in a relaxed mood, ready
for learning. You also get the
chance to make brief revisions
before the lecture commences.
Do this a few times and you'll see
it becoming a part of you.

2. Sit in the front: O' yes! The back
seat they say is meant for late
comers and noise makers
(*chuckles*). Sit in front where
the chances of you being
distracted are minimal. You also
get to hear the lecturer clearly.

3. Come prepared: just like a farmer
goes to the farm with farming
implements, go to the class with
whatever is required of you or
things needed for convenience
such as calculator, mathematical
sets, pencils, booklet, pen, bottled
water and the likes. Remember,
your aim for attending the
lecture is to get knowledge/ideas
from the tutor. All of these
materials at your disposal will see
to this goal being achieved.

4. Write, write and write intelligible:
An old Chinese proverb says that
“the faintest ink is more
powerful than the
strongest memory”. Endeavor to
write during lectures. Put down
important points, employ the use
mnemonics, retrieval cues, and
whatever will aid retention and
recall of what has been taught.

5. Ask questions: no lecturer who
knows his/her onions
will penalize you for
being inquisitive. When an aspect
of your course content is not well
understood, do ask questions!
This is to ensure that learning
objectives are achieved and no
grey area is left unattended to.

6. Stay away from that noisy friend
during lectures: Loquacious,
hyperactive, playful... You know
them. You also risk being sent
out of the class for being a
nuisance along with them. Avoid
them, it'll benefit you and that
also sends a message to them
that such actions are
unacceptable.

7. Open you mind: go to class/
lectures with the mind-set of
learning something new. Be open
to new ideas/knowledge.
Appreciate the fact that the
instructor has spent considerable
amount of time putting together
the learning content.

This steps aren't exhaustive, however they sure will help you get the best during lecture sessions as a student.


When you adhere to this few
steps, be sure of getting the best from
that lecture and ultimately getting
that eye-popping CGPA!

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nice one

Alitair:
This is a small like that i want to tell you now. Let me know when you are ready for the "like".

I am ready