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Romance / Re: Name A Bigger Simp Than This by Illegal1(m): 5:31pm On Apr 23
omoh.........no bigger simp than samson
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Had Sex With His Dying Female Friend As A 'final Wish' by Illegal1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 23
omoh..........same way i'm abt to sex my bestie tonight,as her wish b4 she relocate 4rm yenagoa..

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Business / Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by Illegal1(m): 8:35pm On Apr 22
omoh.........been broke will let u realise dat u don't have contacts,bt jst phone numbers u pack full phone.

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Romance / Re: The Big Lie Of "No Sex Before Marriage" by Illegal1(m): 2:54pm On Apr 22
omoh.........no sex b4 marriage is a big scam.
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Emerges Winner Of Ondo APC Guber Primary Election by Illegal1(m): 8:49am On Apr 22
nairavsdollars:
You want to defeat an incumbent governor in Nigeria. You dey craze

omoh........its easy for an elephant to pass through a niddle than to defeat an incumbent governor in nigeria..
Politics / Re: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by Illegal1(m): 8:40am On Apr 22
callmevirus:
Nothing concern me but E dey mind

omoh........bros abeg which day sumtin go concern u?
Health / Re: Side Effects Of Fearless Energy Drink, And Some Benefits by Illegal1(m): 11:11pm On Apr 20
imagrg:
There is a new one in town that enhances s3x drive.
Can't remember the name now but it's in a bottle and has a cork like that of beer bottle.

I took just one bottle in a club and when I got home ehn...my preek stood at an attention almost till break of day. I wish I had JennyClay with me, her toto for go back to factory reset. grin

Can anyone remind me of the name please?

omoh..........we no follow you drink am nah,hw we wn take knw the name?
Crime / Re: Thief's Face Transforms Into Chinese Man's After Beating (photo) by Illegal1(m): 10:05pm On Apr 20
omoh..........the head line jst dey make me laff

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Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 10:22am On Apr 20
Verbtips:
Bro illegal1 just imagine building a house without building plan
i sense thats the category you belong

omoh.........hw do u mean bro?
Education / Re: They're Shooting Us! - Plateau Student Cries In Bokkos Bush by Illegal1(m): 9:04pm On Apr 19
1000Capacity:
School na scam
omoh.........bt the result is very vital
Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19
obinna58:
Believing in God and hating 666
omoh..........i don't get u bro,hw do u mean?
Romance / Re: Going Back To Yahoo by Illegal1(m): 8:41pm On Apr 19
Seunpapa65:
Wenti u dey do to wake up with 3-8k
omoh.........u get problem with reading and understanding?
Education / Re: Gunmen Attack Plateau State University, Many Feared Killed And Injured by Illegal1(m): 8:31pm On Apr 19
omoh..........dis people with their funny local goverment name slf nah wah..

few days ago,na toto local goverment and today nah bokkos abi nah blokos local goverment

it is well...

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Education / Re: Gunmen Attack Plateau State University, Many Feared Killed And Injured by Illegal1(m): 8:27pm On Apr 19
Zonefree:
I don't want to believe cultists follow dey run too. They should stand and defend their school.

That's the essence of confraternity.

omoh........dis 1 loud pass canada loud
Romance / Re: My Experience After,i Slept With Her2. by Illegal1(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19
MidasTouch15:

Na the person wey push that former topic u created to front page i blame

omoh..........i swear

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Politics / Re: You Will Not Walk Alone - Oyebanji Assures Late APC Chairman’s Family by Illegal1(m): 4:40pm On Apr 18
thesicilian:
We hear you brother grin grin grin grin
omoh.........we never walk alone,na make we drag arsenal follow body..

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Politics / Re: You Will Not Walk Alone - Oyebanji Assures Late APC Chairman’s Family by Illegal1(m): 4:38pm On Apr 18
GiftAbia1:
First time I'm taking this spot. True I no even read the post. grin

omoh........u funny ooh,u no even read the post..


u wn jst grab and run away with the 1st to comment position..

u must be one of tinubulation loyal boy.
Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 4:34pm On Apr 18
Sapasenator:


It depends on where you are now and what you have.

What are your skills? Are you educated or no? Did you learn a trade? How old are you and are you married with children.
What have you done for work the past 5 years. Let's start from there.

omoh.........am in yenagoa,26yrs,not married,as for education,i'm nt a graduate bt am done with secondary sch.

talking abt skill,i don't have any.
Food / Re: “So You Eat Rotten Cassava?” - White Man Asks His Nigerian Wife by Illegal1(m): 4:25pm On Apr 18
Sonnobax15:
cheesy What's rotten there? Thank God say our belle no be show-glass...
omoh.........i swear bro
Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 4:23pm On Apr 18
Sapasenator:


What effort did you put in to move from point A to B ?

How have you spent your time within this time frame? What have you done differently to change your condition?

Did you try to socialize with successful people? Did you learn a new skill? Did you start a new business?

How many books have you read this year.

For example, early this year, I negotiated a contract poorly and lost over N2million Naira.
After a careful thing, I realized I did not have the relevant skills so what did I do, I ordered 5 books on the phsycology of Negotiation and started working on myself to develop this skill.

Now, I will never be stagnant again in the negotiation department.

You may have to change hour friends or location.

Doing the same thing over again will never give you a different results.

omoh.........so what do u advice me to do?
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates With Okocha & Yobo After Getting N10m Bail(Video) by Illegal1(m): 4:19pm On Apr 18
Simpleshafee:
No be every priest dem they call Wiseone.

omoh.........abeg i never eat,i no get strength to laff

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Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 3:52pm On Apr 18
Sapasenator:
What is your definition of stagnation so we may fully appreciate your perspective.

omoh..........boss man,i see stagnation as been in a particular level for a very long time without any progress or achievement..
Romance / What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 3:01pm On Apr 18
i've wondering lyk,wats actually is the cause of stagnation in a person life...

its stagnation a spiritual thing or its cause by our own way of life?

i mean...u will see a hard working person,working frm january till december,year in and year out,but got notin to show for all his work at the end of the year...


it seem lyk working in vain and been in one spot for several years


i'm a victim of stagnation,and am tired of such life,dats y i came here to seek for advice and possible step to take to librate myslf..


Pls elders in the house,i need your input in dis matter,i'm tired of working in vain,abeg make una tell me wetin i go do to move forword in life..

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Romance / Re: The Igbo Girl Was Covering Her Eye Again by Illegal1(m): 1:11pm On Apr 17
omoh.........u dn go smoke again bah?

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Education / Re: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by Illegal1(m): 1:09pm On Apr 17
omoh.........erigga say"ashawo dye toto rest..no be lie bros

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Romance / Re: I Took A Loan From Fairmoney by Illegal1(m): 10:10am On Apr 15
omoh.......fairmoney nah the only loan app with conscience.
u can apply for loan extension...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 14th April 2024 by Illegal1(m): 6:32pm On Apr 14
omoh........hw wish i knw,i for play liverpool and arsenal to lose,then stake am with all my life savings..

las las E.P.L Nah arrangee.,..in slawormir voice

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Romance / Re: .. by Illegal1(m): 8:54pm On Apr 13
PulaPower:
We’ll investigate it bro..
Those weed she’s smoking been existing since 406BC..
omoh........i swr bro
Romance / Re: .. by Illegal1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 13
omoh........who dey even gv dis grl expired weed to smoke slf?
Romance / Re: Who Has Observed This About Keke Riders. by Illegal1(m): 12:12pm On Apr 13
omoh........nah lie jare.
i knw more than 10 keke riders and dem no get pass 3 children.

may be nah only ur village keke riders dey born lyk rat..(no offensess)
Romance / Re: Pls I Need A Kind Help by Illegal1(m): 10:57pm On Apr 11
omoh.........brotherly,nairaland nah the last place to seek for help,E Better make u go seek help frm juju house than to seek help 4rm nairalanders.....knw dis and knw peace.


nah only guobe get giving hrt for here,the rest nah audio billionaires....
Romance / Re: When Last Did You Cry While Talking To Your Lover by Illegal1(m): 10:00pm On Apr 11
omoh........E better make i cry wen cutting onions than to cry wen talking to one olosho dat called herslf a grl frd...


las las na only mumu dey fall in love

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