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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 48 Suspected Internet Fraudsters, Herbalist In Lokoja (photos) by Illegal1(m): 9:49pm On Mar 07
omoh.........efcc=enemy of progress.
leave yahoo boys alone

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Romance / Re: When I Commit Suicide, Will You Guys Miss Me by Illegal1(m): 6:17pm On Mar 03
Beebah321:
Attention seeker grin U don chop bellefull cheesy

omoh........see my sister frm another mother..
beebah,were u go hide nah?longest time...
Sports / Re: I Still Get Attacked By People - Yakubu Aiyegbeni Reveals by Illegal1(m): 6:14pm On Mar 03
bigpriik:
how can someone miss this kind of chance even if na amputee ,you seff check am now?


omoh.........even my grand mama slf no go miss dis goal
Romance / Re: Gambling Is Disastrous, Please Flee From It by Illegal1(m): 4:22pm On Mar 02
[quote author=Tallesty1 post=128735685] Bookie: Goalkeeper to smoke shisha in normal play time?
You: No
Stake: 500k

Injury Time: 5mins
Current Time: 90+4mins
Goalkeeper: .
Romance / Re: Gambling Is Disastrous, Please Flee From It by Illegal1(m): 4:17pm On Mar 02
Kenda123:
How ll I have 2 million and not win anybet

omoh.........even though nah juju slf,e no go work..

hw i go use 2m play bet,i no go win..na jazz?
Properties / Re: Hardship: 4 Ways To Build Houses Without Or With Little Cement by Illegal1(m): 4:06pm On Mar 02
HateBigots:
grin plastic bottle house For small children or adults?

omoh..........same question i wanted to ask.
Politics / Re: VP Kashim Shettima Visits Muhammadu Buhari In Daura by Illegal1(m): 4:00pm On Mar 02
omoh.........lyk play lyk play,i dn begin miss buhari.
Properties / Re: 'Cement Is Costly': But People Are Still Building Storey Buildings by Illegal1(m): 3:52pm On Mar 02
NzogbuNzogbu:
Politicians, those abroad, yahoo boys, estate resellers na dem dey build house now

The average Nigerian from civil servant down is concerned abt how to feed now and meet expenses


omoh.........no need for me to comment again bcus u hv said it all..
Food / Re: Antelope & Grasscutter Caught By Hunter (Photo) by Illegal1(m): 12:57pm On Mar 01
omoh........every were dn stew for the hunter,nah to boil rice remain.
Romance / Re: How Do I Become A Successful Drug Dealer? 18+ by Illegal1(m): 11:25pm On Feb 27
omoh,.......ask tinubu for guide lines
Romance / Re: In Your Relationship How Often Do You Talk On The Phone In A Day? by Illegal1(m): 12:18am On Feb 27
Uncle96:
4 times daily

omoh.........4 times daily,u no get work?
abi u jst dey joke?
Romance / Re: Man Marries Two Beautiful Women In Delta State (pics, Video) by Illegal1(m): 10:02pm On Feb 26
omoh......,..y always them?
Food / Re: Transport Fare Terrible, Garri No Longer Snacks’- Nigerians Weep, by Illegal1(m): 4:42pm On Feb 26
omoh..........the hunger no be here ooh.

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Romance / Re: How Long After You Meet A New Partner Do You Initiate Sex? by Illegal1(m): 3:02pm On Feb 25
LeeSmart:
Make e no pass dey day wey she accept to date me


omoh...,.....no time to check time,delay is dangerous..

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Romance / Re: How Long After You Meet A New Partner Do You Initiate Sex? by Illegal1(m): 2:58pm On Feb 25
Solofresh2:
Am a straight forward person if I want sex from you,I will tell you that is what I want on the first date.If you don't agree,you go your way. The same thing for serious relationship. I can't beg you for sex and relationship


omoh.........nah ur kind of guys i dey like.

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Romance / Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Illegal1(m): 2:49pm On Feb 25
Xwizard:
Alaye eat meat and milk then lick the wound you call pussy


You can smoke after then


omoh...........names don't lie

u are truly a wizard.


which kind advice be dis 1?

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Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Govs, Wike Over "Failure To Account For Missing ₦‎40T LG Allocation" by Illegal1(m): 2:34pm On Feb 25
omoh...........40 trillion kill una there,with una audio sueing
Politics / Re: Qatar Makes U-Turn, Accepts Nigeria's Proposed Business Meeting by Illegal1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 25
Arobaga:

You beg person say you wan eat the person hide food before your face is hole you’re about leaving he calls you back to eat




And you foolishly went to wash hand


omoh.........who better hungry dey beat no get shame ooh.


hungry go humble u.
Religion / Re: Phones Being Charged In Church (Photos) by Illegal1(m): 1:24pm On Feb 25
omoh.........at ur own risk.
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Illegal1(m): 10:39pm On Feb 24
Xenry:
Well, I minded my business and made some money.
Made my first 100k at 17 via freelancing.
I realized that my only option was to work harder and hustle more, since I couldn't settle for a traditional job with a salary. I was already earning more than most people with regular jobs, even while I was still a student


omoh........senior man abeg,u fit teach me dis freelancer work?


i really wants to learn dis tin..
Romance / Re: I Want To Delve Into Yahoo Business by Illegal1(m): 10:25pm On Feb 24
omoh...........nah freelancer i dey fyn who to teach me lyk dis.
Romance / Re: What I Observed About Helping People (observation) by Illegal1(m): 10:20pm On Feb 24
omoh.........the day giver no get,receiver go say giver no plan he life well.

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Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Illegal1(m): 9:45pm On Feb 19
Dundalk:
we gather dey right from page 1
omoh.........i dn tire to beg.

who go epp u no go stress u
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Illegal1(m): 9:32pm On Feb 19
omoh..........be lyk dis my name dey gv me badluck for here,hw i go beg person frm page 1 till page 15,yet no responds..


even if nah devil i offend,atleast he for dn pity/4give me by now.


i don tire to beg..

he no get as e wn be,wen he never be b4..


i rest my case
Properties / Re: Man Shares The Type Of Building Blocks Being Made Now As A Result Of The Economy by Illegal1(m): 7:35pm On Feb 18
omoh..........so tinubu life time ambition is to finish nigerians with hardship
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Illegal1(m): 7:06pm On Feb 18
guobe:
We have sent 10,000 naira to 5 guys so far

omoh.........senior man abeg check me out.

nah here be my last hope as it stands,nah dye i dey
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Illegal1(m): 6:33pm On Feb 18
James4358:
This ur audio giveaway sef... Allow niaralanders have peace abeg.

omoh.......it seem u don't knw guobe.he don't do audio give away
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by Illegal1(m): 6:26pm On Feb 18
guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .


omoh........senior man abeg i need dis money pass anytin as it stands.,

check all my post and comments,.boss man abeg epp me
Business / Re: See The Amount My Daddy Bought 10bags of Cement 32yrs Ago (see Here) by Illegal1(m): 2:08pm On Feb 18
ZombiePUNISHER:

Sai Tinubu
I'm voting Tinubu in 2027 to teach some people politics
cheesy grin

omoh.........we must teach peter obi how to play politics

tinubu till 2050
Romance / How True Is Dis Quote? by Illegal1(m): 11:31am On Feb 18
mtn keep sending me dis quote,i don't knw hw true is it...


the quote goes lyk dis"all progress and success take place outside one's comfort zone...


now i'm asking,does it mean one can not achieve progress in his comfort zone?
Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by Illegal1(m): 11:18am On Feb 18
G00dharddick:
Dude na Glnd work you dey do?

What are you doing with 6 children? are you normal?

Why producing kids when you know you don't have reasonable means of income?


omoh.........don't mind him,nah him fu*ck sweet pass.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As Tanker Drivers Threaten To Quit by Illegal1(m): 7:21am On Feb 16
omoh...........peter obi must be taught a lesson.


on tinubulation manhood we stand gidigba.

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