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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You Remember That You Will Be No More One Day? by Illegal1(m): 8:49pm On Apr 27
omoh.........dis taught dey make me stop work at times,bcus wen ever i remeber say i go die 1 day,to work slf go jst tire me.....i go jst dey shake head.

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Romance / Re: Don’t Be A Nobody!!! by Illegal1(m): 9:45pm On Apr 25
1000Capacity:


This economy you can't do just one job naa. Rod67 is doing all jobs. Next week he can be a bricklayer or mechanic wink
omoh.........i swr
Romance / Re: 21 Habits That Keep You Poor. by Illegal1(m): 9:37pm On Apr 25
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omoh.........i swr
Romance / Re: 21 Habits That Keep You Poor. by Illegal1(m): 9:36pm On Apr 25
omoh..........life will be meaningless without 80% of wat wrote..

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Romance / Re: Don’t Be A Nobody!!! by Illegal1(m): 9:23pm On Apr 25
omoh.........senior man abeg,hw we wn take bliv u now?


last wk,u tell us say u dey broke and u wn go back to ur dorime(yahoo) lifestyle bcus to even see garri soak slf nah wahala for u..


and today u dn bring another story cum..
Romance / Re: Men After Sex This Is What You Realize by Illegal1(m): 6:44pm On Apr 25
omoh..........boss man,abeg man body no be firewood

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Romance / Re: Hunger Galore by Illegal1(m): 2:39pm On Apr 25
omoh.........E better to ask juju for help than to ask nairalanders.. bcus them no go reason ur matter,instead...them go even add salt to ur injury.
Romance / Re: What’s Life Teaching You Right Now by Illegal1(m): 2:30pm On Apr 25
omoh..........life no balance at all.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by Illegal1(m): 6:41am On Apr 24
omoh..........notin concern me,bt he dey mind..after all things still cost
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gazans Rush To Get Humanitarian Aid Packages Dropped By UAE Air Force by Illegal1(m): 8:55pm On Apr 23
omoh.........israel really do dis people strong tin ooh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by Illegal1(m): 7:08pm On Apr 23
omoh...........chelsea nah enemy of progress ooh.
Romance / Re: 10,000 Naira Gifting by Illegal1(m): 5:48pm On Apr 23
omoh...........las las u go knw say devil dey learn hw to lie frm nairalanders..


boss man guobe,abeg gv the money to anybody ur mind lead u to.

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Romance / Re: I Will Dedicate 40000 Naira Monthly For Olosho by Illegal1(m): 5:36pm On Apr 23
omoh.........as its stands,nah only jesus christ fit deliver u personaly.

no prophet on earth can earth can deliver u..
if u lyk combine false prophet and righteoness together,they can not deliver u
Romance / Re: Name A Bigger Simp Than This by Illegal1(m): 5:31pm On Apr 23
omoh.........no bigger simp than samson
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Had Sex With His Dying Female Friend As A 'final Wish' by Illegal1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 23
omoh..........same way i'm abt to sex my bestie tonight,as her wish b4 she relocate 4rm yenagoa..

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Business / Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by Illegal1(m): 8:35pm On Apr 22
omoh.........been broke will let u realise dat u don't have contacts,bt jst phone numbers u pack full phone.

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Romance / Re: The Big Lie Of "No Sex Before Marriage" by Illegal1(m): 2:54pm On Apr 22
omoh.........no sex b4 marriage is a big scam.
Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Emerges Winner Of Ondo APC Guber Primary Election by Illegal1(m): 8:49am On Apr 22
nairavsdollars:
You want to defeat an incumbent governor in Nigeria. You dey craze

omoh........its easy for an elephant to pass through a niddle than to defeat an incumbent governor in nigeria..
Politics / Re: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by Illegal1(m): 8:40am On Apr 22
callmevirus:
Nothing concern me but E dey mind

omoh........bros abeg which day sumtin go concern u?
Health / Re: Side Effects Of Fearless Energy Drink, And Some Benefits by Illegal1(m): 11:11pm On Apr 20
imagrg:
There is a new one in town that enhances s3x drive.
Can't remember the name now but it's in a bottle and has a cork like that of beer bottle.

I took just one bottle in a club and when I got home ehn...my preek stood at an attention almost till break of day. I wish I had JennyClay with me, her toto for go back to factory reset. grin

Can anyone remind me of the name please?

omoh..........we no follow you drink am nah,hw we wn take knw the name?
Crime / Re: Thief's Face Transforms Into Chinese Man's After Beating (photo) by Illegal1(m): 10:05pm On Apr 20
omoh..........the head line jst dey make me laff

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Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 10:22am On Apr 20
Verbtips:
Bro illegal1 just imagine building a house without building plan
i sense thats the category you belong

omoh.........hw do u mean bro?
Education / Re: They're Shooting Us! - Plateau Student Cries In Bokkos Bush by Illegal1(m): 9:04pm On Apr 19
1000Capacity:
School na scam
omoh.........bt the result is very vital
Romance / Re: What Causes Stagnation In A Person Life? by Illegal1(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19
obinna58:
Believing in God and hating 666
omoh..........i don't get u bro,hw do u mean?
Romance / Re: Going Back To Yahoo by Illegal1(m): 8:41pm On Apr 19
Seunpapa65:
Wenti u dey do to wake up with 3-8k
omoh.........u get problem with reading and understanding?
Education / Re: Gunmen Attack Plateau State University, Many Feared Killed And Injured by Illegal1(m): 8:31pm On Apr 19
omoh..........dis people with their funny local goverment name slf nah wah..

few days ago,na toto local goverment and today nah bokkos abi nah blokos local goverment

it is well...

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Education / Re: Gunmen Attack Plateau State University, Many Feared Killed And Injured by Illegal1(m): 8:27pm On Apr 19
Zonefree:
I don't want to believe cultists follow dey run too. They should stand and defend their school.

That's the essence of confraternity.

omoh........dis 1 loud pass canada loud
Romance / Re: My Experience After,i Slept With Her2. by Illegal1(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19
MidasTouch15:

Na the person wey push that former topic u created to front page i blame

omoh..........i swear

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