₦airaland Forum

HellVictorinho6:
U fit help me 1k?

omoh..........u gv me money kip 4 u?

omoh..........dis 1 even worst pass tinubu himslf.

Zonefree:
If rich man pikin lose weight, world people will say she's keeping fit.

When poor man pikin lose weight, world people will say hunger wan finish am.

omoh..........las las dis life no balance at all

Ilamina:
Too much aids

How do people survive there

omoh..........pls ilamina,in wat ever u do or where ever u go,don't 4get to commit suicide in december.

ayjay45:
no bro. I mean I got a solution on this thread which was to japa. One guy advised me.

I no dey whine you my bro. Don't take it lyk dat please

omoh.........no issue bro

i see dat guy comment weh he dey advice u to japa...


which u goodluck bro

ayjay45:
yahoo still dey pay bro. Why not focus on this aspect of online scams

omoh...........u dey whyne me bah?


so u knw abt yahoo bt u cum dey seek for advice for here..


abi nah attention u dey fyn?

HellVictorinho6:
U need wahala abi?

omoh........ur type no fit gv me wahala..

omoh...........see you,see mr cork and ilamina..na werey una be.

omoh............Hw wish nah aso rock presidencial resident burn..

ayjay45:
seriously rich men children no know wetin God do for dem

omoh.........i swr

ayjay45:
we go dey prison together be dat

omoh.........wen we get to dat bridge,we go knw hw to take cross am.

ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite

omoh...........make we collabor on hw to do the crime together bcus as it stands,..na crime be the best option.

omoh...........i swr,to fu*k dis grl dey hungry me.
she go sabi knack well well

Lovelive:
All these likes and shares" must be metamorphosed to money in our bank account.

omoh..........supported.


hw can i hv more than 15k likes on nairaland yet i don't hv 15k cash in my bank acct.

omoh.........RIP to them.
generator fumes once killed 5 of my consin same day here in yenagoa back in 2005

omoh..........i don't bliv in ordinary love,talk more of true love..

ChizzyBuna:
Tinubu suppose complete that list to 10

omoh..........so we pray

xile:
Initial gra-gra. EPL will humble you

omoh.........same way they humble pep abi?

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
I have stopped eating sardines, switched to corned beef.

The price of Youghourt has really increased but I can't stop it because I need it for replenishment due to my high consumption of toto

Malta Guiness I bought for 6K per pack in December 2023, my people it is being sold for almost 12K per pack now but I must buy it so that the ministry can continue

omoh..........u jst dey make me laff

omoh.........i no fit remeber the last time i eat sardine

omoh.........isoryt

orohbiro:
pls don't generalize women there are still decent once like us . zubby is very stupid if u ask me him too no dey run paroo y is he been an hypothetical in all these

omoh..........Y the tin cum pain u lyk dis?

Sonnobax15:
. I swear,to settle down dismantle like 3-4 teeth out of this your yeye mouth na the only thing wey go give me joy through out this new week .

Just count yourself lucky say you no dey close to me at this moment........Which kind mumu advice be this,this morning na?

omoh..........senior man dn para

MrCork:
Bro, well i have 17m is my Nigerian Savings account & 3M left in my current account sir. In my UK saving account, i have ony £11,000 left while in my current account, i have just £3,000 sir

omoh..........are u related to dangote sir?(no offenseses)

Jesse1991:
I don't have to think about it, give me the TEN BILLION NOW. I WILL ACCEPT FIVE YEARS SEF

omoh........i swear,i no go tink am 2times.

my ans is big yes

omoh.........abeg were the money dey?
i'm 100% ready.10yr too much slf,jst gv me 5yrs....

i no even understand dis life i dey live slf..

omoh.........abeg were una take dey see all dis money slf?

make una show me the way abeg

creolehunt:
The mentality and mindset of an average Nigerian has been successfully bastardized, traumatized and fingered by politicians.

Imagine the nonsense below;

"Governor Umo Eno of Akwa Ibom State may be referred to as one of the best governors in Nigeria right now following the construction of the new Christ the King Model Primary School".

Is this how low the bar has been put?

Pathetic is an understatement.

omoh.........learn to appreciate good tin.


person bad una go complain....person good una go still complain

omoh..........so people still dey support apc for dis kind renewed shege Bacteria put us?

YoungLionken:
Why is this post front page worthy ??.

omoh.........same question i wanted to ask.

omoh..........no be only ijaw republic,nah ijaw nation.

omoh..........i can eat and chew anytin in public except sugar cane.