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Romance / How True Is Dis Quote? by Illegal1(m): 11:31am On Feb 18
mtn keep sending me dis quote,i don't knw hw true is it...


the quote goes lyk dis"all progress and success take place outside one's comfort zone...


now i'm asking,does it mean one can not achieve progress in his comfort zone?
Romance / Re: How I Work 3 Jobs To Earn ₦85,000 Every Month to take care of my Family (PHOTOS) by Illegal1(m): 11:18am On Feb 18
G00dharddick:
Dude na Glnd work you dey do?

What are you doing with 6 children? are you normal?

Why producing kids when you know you don't have reasonable means of income?


omoh.........don't mind him,nah him fu*ck sweet pass.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As Tanker Drivers Threaten To Quit by Illegal1(m): 7:21am On Feb 16
omoh...........peter obi must be taught a lesson.


on tinubulation manhood we stand gidigba.

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by Illegal1(m): 8:33pm On Feb 14
omoh........abeg make una still look our side too nah..
Romance / Re: How Would People Bleep Inside This Heat Today Been Valentine? by Illegal1(m): 6:21pm On Feb 14
123yes:
Say me not people. Do you think everydody live your type of face me I face you house.

omoh........normal normal every body nah billionaire for nairaland

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Romance / Re: How Would People Bleep Inside This Heat Today Been Valentine? by Illegal1(m): 6:19pm On Feb 14
omoh.,........the heat no be here oooh.

nah outside i dey sleep dis days ooh b4 heat go kill me inside house..
Romance / Re: Join Me To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With My Beautiful Wife And Family (PHOTOS) by Illegal1(m): 6:15pm On Feb 14
qtx:

You tried, but d lil sister did a decor design that looks rather like that of a local shrine .

omoh........wats the colour and name of dis vawulence?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa: Douye Diri, Deputy Sworn-in For A Second Term by Illegal1(m): 6:10pm On Feb 14
omoh........1 good term deserves another.
Romance / Re: Life As An Introvert.! How Do I Cope? by Illegal1(m): 9:59pm On Feb 12
Lucifyre:
Most of you have access to the internet yet can't simply check out for yourselves what introversion is, claiming nonsense as introversion, quite sad. You've got anti social issues and extremely poor social skills that's not introversion.

omoh.........abeg tell us, who's an introvert?
Romance / Re: Life After NYSC: What's Next? by Illegal1(m): 9:45pm On Feb 12
omoh.........learn hw to be a keyboard worrior.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Sabinus Gifts 3 Cars To His Team Members by Illegal1(m): 9:25pm On Feb 12
omoh.........lyk play lyk play,dis tinubulation no reach sum pple side..

dis life no really balance at all
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Illegal1(m): 6:40pm On Feb 10
omoh.........post of 2022 hit front page in 2024..

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria by Illegal1(m): 4:58am On Feb 07
Arobaga:
The Useless brain dead robotic artifact has been updated in France







I hope they serviced and overhauled you well so that your new battery can last upto 3 months before you leave again






Most stupidest president alive


omoh.........buhari beta pass dis 1


i taught buhari would be the worst president in the history of nigeria
Romance / Re: When A Woman Wants To Teach You A Lesson, Even Satan Sits Down To Take Notes. by Illegal1(m): 10:59pm On Feb 05
omoh.........dis 1 na bye force repentance.
Romance / Re: I Miss Going To Church For Over 18 Years Now by Illegal1(m): 11:08pm On Feb 01
omoh........mine is over 10yrs now,i don't miss anytin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by Illegal1(m): 6:45pm On Jan 31
Kinzo0917:
I can't see any player from either chelsea or liverpool that can start a match in my stars studded ARSENAL team. Maybe only one or two from either side can make our bench


Two average teams

ARSENAL TOO MUCH JOOR

omoh........bt ur assnal can't win a single trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by Illegal1(m): 6:43pm On Jan 31
KingAzubuike:
Liverpool 0-1Chelsea
Correct score. Stake your life savings.

omoh.......and thank u later
Romance / Re: Flyers For Hook Up Distributed In Abuja by Illegal1(m): 11:47pm On Jan 30
Jeon:
If say I no get penis I for chase this career.

omoh........u be boy grl?
Romance / A Close Mouth Is A Closed Destiny by Illegal1(m): 3:12pm On Jan 26
omoh......abeg my fellow nairalanders nah die i dey like dis.nah jst 1 bah remain for my life.

abeg make una cum to my rescue.....

please abeg,i use God name take beg una,i need sum financial support to buy drugs...

ulcer wn finish me.....omoh dis pain is unbearable.....i can't sleep,i can't do anytin..my whole body is so uncomfortable.

abeg make una help me with amount to buy drugs abeg..,i hv never done dis(beg online) b4...bt i no get another option....here(nairaland) is my last hope.

abeg i knw times are hard,any tin is acceptable..abeg make una help me..only God knw the kind pain i dey pass through for here..


i dey on my knell(tears in my eyes) dey beg una...please make una help me with any amount....

2204578259
U.B.A BANK

na my account be dis,notin is too small,abeg make una help me...nah die i dey
Romance / Re: Facts About Guys Whose Room Is Like This? (SEE PHOTO) by Illegal1(m): 10:31pm On Jan 24
esky158:
na so I no gree for sapa dis yr


omoh........i swr

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Romance / Re: I'm Worried, She Does This Every Night by Illegal1(m): 5:14pm On Jan 24
brain54:
If you too are sleeping…

How come you notice her actions?
I guess you are more wicked… because atleast she sleeps even though disjointed.
You don’t even sleep at all. Just watching her actions.
Wicked soul! grin grin
omoh....,....u dn use laff finish me 4 here.

u funny no be small
Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 5:05pm On Jan 24
akinriches:
SAY NO TO FRAUD

omoh........which fraud pass dis one wen our politicians dey do us so?

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Politics / Re: Aiyedatiwa Appoints Ex-NASS Clerk, Olaide Adelami As Deputy Governor Of Ondo by Illegal1(m): 4:58pm On Jan 24
ezenna191:
At last. In any case, politicians can't be trusted. If not why couldn't he pick Akeredolu's son or brother, a man who so benefitted him and brought him on board.

omoh........talk truth,if nah u,u go pick any of those people u mention?
Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by Illegal1(m): 4:54pm On Jan 24
frankson1:




Abeg, increase the number to 70 to cover my family and friends cheesy cheesy


omoh.........una too funny 4 here.

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Crime / Re: Human Head, Limbs & Other Body Parts Found In Woman's Fridge In New York (Photo) by Illegal1(m): 4:52pm On Jan 24
Kenneth4u205:
SOUTH WEST of her fridge
omoh........atleast u no go chop ban bcus u no mention/check name..
Romance / Re: Facts About Guys Whose Room Is Like This? (SEE PHOTO) by Illegal1(m): 2:42am On Jan 24
omoh........esky158,u no dey sleep?
Romance / Re: Fook My Life. Instead Of Using 50k Go Carry 2 Olosho I Lost 500k by Illegal1(m): 9:51pm On Jan 23
omoh........nah u lose 500k,bt to cry 4 u dey hungry me.

omoh with 500k,my current life problem dn solve ooh,and change go still remain.

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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 10:46am On Jan 23
emperor4love:
no b must u go bomb,align with ur guys way de game giv dem update make dem giv u work make u chop,e get update way de on, tax refund, that one pass ritual money bro but if u say na bombing to bill client bro,u must collect soap ooh


omoh........u dey game?
Romance / Re: Was I Born 2 Be Poor ? by Illegal1(m): 8:01am On Jan 23
Mcslize:

Go on.

omoh..........alryt bro
25/09/1997
Romance / Re: My Bestie Is So Jealous by Illegal1(m): 11:09pm On Jan 22
Dimaya:
OP is confused
omoh........i swr i dey confused.
Pets / Re: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by Illegal1(m): 10:22pm On Jan 22
adesegun121:
God is greatest kiss kiss

omoh.........is dat the name?
Romance / My Bestie Is So Jealous by Illegal1(m): 10:20pm On Jan 22
Hi guys,plz hw do i cope with a jealous bestie?

we both hv been bestie for a very long time,i see her as my soulmate.we do most things together except sex....she's such a lovly person
bt the only problem i have with is dat"she's too jealous.

she don't want to see me with any other grl,be it a friend or neibour...she don't jst want to see me talk to any other grl.

i've tried to caution her several times bt she keep saying same tin,dat she's scared those grls might take me away from her,dat's y she always hold my hand wen ever she sees me with another grl..

abeg the story too long,plz wat do u guys advice i do..

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