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Romance / Re: Anyone Doing Giveaway Between Now And 1st January 2024 Should Note This. by Illegal1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 31, 2023
100smile:

Sure

omoh..........happy new year in advace bro

9034387522,dats my opay acct num.
any tin will be appreciated sir
Politics / Re: What Are You Regrets In Year 2023? by Illegal1(m): 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2023
AqualinaXYZ:
Not attacking Tinubu the day he came to PH only to lick microphone





Carry two hands up with walking stick during national anthem in my own PH


omoh.......u made my day bro.

happy new in advace

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Romance / Re: Anyone Doing Giveaway Between Now And 1st January 2024 Should Note This. by Illegal1(m): 9:46pm On Dec 31, 2023
coputa:
New year Eve,MTN Recharge card for ten Nairalanders.keep a date


omoh.........happy new in advace sir.


please sir don't forget me for the airtym u want to share.

09034387522 dats my num bro,jst incase
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single, Any Plan Of Setting Down Next Year? by Illegal1(m): 9:29pm On Dec 31, 2023
lordm:
Mind your business

omoh.........u no get joy ooh

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Church's Theme (year Of) For 2024? by Illegal1(m): 9:25pm On Dec 31, 2023
iuni:
I have sincerely lost my faith in the Church. I'm only a Christian. I don't want to be attached to any church anymore.


omoh........u are nt alone bro

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Church's Theme (year Of) For 2024? by Illegal1(m): 9:21pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh..........i'm a christain bt i've given up in any tin dat has to do with church....

i no dey go church

my personal theme for 2024 is"2024 my year of total freedom from stagnation...
Romance / Re: Something Is Wrong With This Photo And The Comment by Illegal1(m): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh.........dis 1 real yanch abi nah photoshop?

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Romance / Re: Delete 1 From This Pictures by Illegal1(m): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2023
omoh.........dis 1 is strong,bt any way sha,i go jst close eye delete internet..

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Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Illegal1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 31, 2023
iamtardey:
when you dey plan fxck her wotowoto New year eve is tomorrow sha sharp


omoh..........bahd guy
Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Illegal1(m): 3:35pm On Dec 30, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Make Una continue to dey Deceive unaSelves sad.

I have done this Female Bestie thingy and I can Tell you, Is a WASTE of Time. undecided

Most Female Besties of Guys Just wants to Use Them to Pass time!
They will Hug, Touch and be Rubbing you but Steadily looking for a Rich Dude for proper relationship. sad

Once they see such Guy, they will DUMP you! embarassed


omoh...........i never told u i want to marry her

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Romance / Re: I Quickly Comot Her Pant Carry My Big Prick Knack Am - by Illegal1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2023
omoh.........no kind rubbish person no go read for nairaland.

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Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Illegal1(m): 10:21pm On Dec 29, 2023
omoh..........my current bestie is a female

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Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2023 With 'One Word' by Illegal1(m): 10:16pm On Dec 29, 2023
omoh.........on God.

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Romance / Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman; Man Dies From Bullet 20 Years After He Dodged It by Illegal1(m): 10:13pm On Dec 29, 2023
omoh..........which kind super story be dis 1 again?

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Romance / Re: How Did You Propose? by Illegal1(m): 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2023
PinkNature:
While the generally acceptable method of proposal is that men go on one knee, and ask his intending girl to marry him. Now here's a classic story of a rugged uncle.

Uncle wanted to propose to his girl, he sure dressed nicely and took her out on a date. While on the date, he told her that there's a ring in his locker back in his room, she should return back home alone, take a look at the ring put in on if she's interested in becoming his wife.

Unorthodoxy as it sounds, she left the date in a hurry, went to his room and put on the ring ran to her parents to share the news.

They are happily married with grown-up children.

Do what works for you.

omoh.........nah so the tin suppose be,bcus i see no reason why a matured man go jst knee down for 1 liability...jst to ask her" will u marry me?


it make no sense to me at all..

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Romance / Re: How Did You Propose? by Illegal1(m): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2023
iCauseTrouble:
Na person wey don chop belleful dey propose.
Na money me dey find grin


omoh.........i swr
Romance / Re: Am I A Stingy Guy? by Illegal1(m): 4:28pm On Dec 28, 2023
[quote author=NoSmoking post=127664910]Being stingy to a girl is very much better than being called Mumu because u spend
Romance / Re: Am I A Stingy Guy? by Illegal1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2023
omoh..........its gud to be stingy with nigeria grls,if nt dem go call u MMS(MUGU MONEY SPENDER)

even if u must give,give with sense...

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Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gifts My Friend Gave Me On The 26th. (pics Ins..) by Illegal1(m): 4:21pm On Dec 28, 2023
omoh.........ur frd nah native doctor?

which kind gift be all dis ones..
Politics / Re: Ondo Government Confirms Rotimi Akeredolu's Death, Governors Mourn by Illegal1(m): 6:14pm On Dec 27, 2023
omoh.........dis governor death pain me ooh..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 9:05pm On Dec 26, 2023
Sonofgod1990:
ASWEAR

omoh..........hahahahahaha,betting hard pass ritual aswr.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 8:45pm On Dec 26, 2023
[quote author=richmanrichard post=127639503]and chelsea(awon yahoo boys)

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 8:41pm On Dec 26, 2023
Sonofgod1990:
thank god..my mind u can now cool down... Make i quickly go chop pepper soup first

omoh.........high BP be wn nearly hold u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 8:38pm On Dec 26, 2023
Hendrixky:
Here we are again the psychological football Staker

In a game of football betting you involve all logic psychology intelligence minus emotions and you will win your bet

In a game like this give Burnley to score one goal

Stake all your money and life savings and thank me later


omoh.........its time to change ur weed supplier..

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Romance / Re: How Can I Raise 300k Without Asking Money From Men. by Illegal1(m): 5:58pm On Dec 26, 2023
Fahvvy:


Honestly sir...
I'm too occupied to teach anyone tbh undecided...
(I'm basically into writing & freelancing though)

But if you're interested in any of them, I could offer you a very good professional course from Udemy for half the price you'll see on their official website...

My advice? Go for copywriting (it's a very high-demand skill) and freelancing (this will teach you how to market your skill effectively) undecided...

If you follow my counsel and get those two courses, I'll throw you a third professional Udemy course of your choice free of charge (that's the best help I can render to anyone right now)

Hit me up if this sounds good to you...


omoh.........alryt boss,i'll let u knw wen i'm ready..


tnx boss
Romance / Re: Sex Addiction: The Only Thing That Can Save Me by Illegal1(m): 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
omoh...........be lyk ur problem big pass nigeria,chelsea and man u own ooh.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Raise 300k Without Asking Money From Men. by Illegal1(m): 5:21pm On Dec 26, 2023
Fahvvy:


Affiliate marketing
Copywriting
Ghostwriting
Freelancing

Any of these skills can give you that much within the shortest period that is, if you know what you're doing undecided...

omoh.........boss man,can u teach me any of them?

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Romance / Re: Black Beauties (pics) by Illegal1(m): 5:16pm On Dec 26, 2023
omoh..........beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

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Family / Re: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by Illegal1(m): 5:09pm On Dec 26, 2023
omoh...........the fear of been used for yahoo plus up is the begining of wisdom.

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Romance / Re: Sex Life In Abuja And Benin by Illegal1(m): 5:01pm On Dec 26, 2023
imagrg:
Craze people full this corntree oh! grin

omoh..........many are mad bt few are jst roaming the street

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Food / Re: Bush Meat Versus Chicken? by Illegal1(m): 11:12pm On Dec 25, 2023
OChimex:


If you voted APC, then we don't care about your damn bushmeat, next year, even snake you no go see catch, na cockroach you go fry give your pikin them.

But if you didn't, I pray the new year bring you blessings so next year, na cow you go kill for your family.
grin grin grin


omoh.........which kind vawulence prayer be dis 1 again?
Romance / Re: What Are You Giving Your Boyfriend This December? by Illegal1(m): 11:04pm On Dec 25, 2023
omoh..........95% of nigeria grls are useless,no expect anytin frm them bcus they got notin to offer except their over used kpekus and slipers breast..

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