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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 22
FRANCISTOWN:


The reason those kids refused to follow any god is simply because they look into the lives of their parents who followed the god ideology and they saw that no god has helped their parents so far, instead they became poorer while following a certain god.

If God had worked for their parents, they would have held unto God too.

Do you now understand?


omoh.........nah beta wisdom oil dey ur head jare.

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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 4:55pm On Jan 22
Ebukacute:

Say I never join the Yahoo sef na because I never see who go put me through

omoh..........i tink say nah only me slf.

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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 4:49pm On Jan 22
4mee:

How can anyone survive on 15K per month? That's 500 per day? How?
You guys can't be telling the truth shocked

omoh..........are u not in nigeria?

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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 11:36am On Jan 22
4mee:

This makes me sad to read.

omoh.........its sad,bt dats jst the reality on ground

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Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 10:23am On Jan 22
Dimaya:


Are you for real? 95%

omoh.........u can't stay in my street if u are nt a yahoo boy bcus shame go catch u if u see wetin small boys or ur mate dey do.


even parents are nw encouraging their children to do yahoo,bcus it seem yahoo is the only way forword..


omoh i swr,i go soon join them ooh.

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Romance / Re: Enough Big Booties (pix) by Illegal1(m): 7:52am On Jan 22
omoh..........see tinz
Romance / Re: How Do U Solve An Issue Of Accomodation? by Illegal1(m): 7:38am On Jan 22
HellVictorinho6:


Guy
No be everybody dey help


omoh.........even though no be every body dey help,abeg jst try to control ur anger bcus u no knw who be who.
Romance / Re: How Do U Solve An Issue Of Accomodation? by Illegal1(m): 12:31am On Jan 22
HellVictorinho6:



U see it as pride




Thatz ur selfish problem


omoh.........try to dey control ur temper,nah u dey fyn help bt u still dey insult people up and down.
Romance / Re: Was I Born 2 Be Poor ? by Illegal1(m): 12:11am On Jan 22
Mcslize:


Don't lose hope yet. Drop your complete date of birth let me determine your life path number (dd/mm/yyyy). I heard, that can be a contributing factor to someone's lifestyle.


omoh........plz bro,can i also drop mine?

i wud love to knw my life path number
Romance / Re: The Big Question Facing New Graduates: Should You Scam Or Find A Job? by Illegal1(m): 11:55pm On Jan 21
omoh..........bet9ja and yahoo nah the only youth empowerment we get for nigeria.

knw dis and knw peace


95% of the boys for my street nah yahoo boys.

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Romance / Re: Picture Of 14 Year Old Shakira And 4 Year Old Pique In 1991. by Illegal1(m): 11:50pm On Jan 21
DanseMacabre:
Age ain't nuthin' but a number.

My friend say make you post throwback of Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniels him wan check something...


omoh........cum enter heaven make we see
Crime / Re: Gift Chizoba Ajuruchi Missing After Visiting Her Boyfriend In Edo (Photo) by Illegal1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 19
RichDad1:
Edo state? Make I no talk wetin Dey my mind. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

omoh..........make i epp u talk wetin dey ur mind..


edo boyfrd dn use her plus up for yahoo.


knw dis and knw peace
Romance / Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by Illegal1(m): 2:58pm On Jan 19
omoh..........sapa dn do me strong tin for dis life ooh,i swr.


bt the 1 wen worry me past,na the 1 wen i soak garri for 1 full month,morning afternoon and night..i soak garri so tay my eyes begin pain me,to see clear nah wahala..


nah God save me,if nt,soaking garri for blind my eyes.

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Jokes Etc / Re: "No Gree For Anybody" Fight Between A Chicken And A Goat (video And Pictures) by Illegal1(m): 10:08pm On Jan 17
sofeo:
The goat can't win the chicken. Flexibility and size matters here, which is on the side of the chicken.

omoh..........were u take buy ur weed?

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Jokes Etc / Re: "No Gree For Anybody" Fight Between A Chicken And A Goat (video And Pictures) by Illegal1(m): 9:53pm On Jan 17
AchrafHakimi:
Goat 1.30 Chicken 3.75 Draw 2.80 Over 2.5 teeth removed 50.0 Under 2.5 teeth removed 1.20 Over 20.5 feathers plucked 2.50 Under 20.5 feathers plucked 1.80

omoh.......u funny well ooh..

dat ur thunder fire crotia trend still dey make me laff up till date..

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Gree For Anybody Memes by Illegal1(m): 6:46pm On Jan 16
omoh......... I dn laff tire grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Will You Accept This Gift From A Neighbor by Illegal1(m): 8:17pm On Jan 15
jamesversion:
Where una dey see these kind neighbours sef?


omoh.........i wonder
Fashion / Re: Stop Wearing Legs Chains, Ladies! by Illegal1(m): 7:58pm On Jan 15
drimzsmoke:



That guy is not ready for marriage yet. How can your mother/parents tell you who you can't/can marry. Introduction is me going home to show my wife to my mum, and not to seek her approval.
My wife must wear ankle chain and waist beads, it is a MUST!!!


omoh........my brother frm another parents,may ur days be long.
Fashion / Re: Stop Wearing Legs Chains, Ladies! by Illegal1(m): 7:56pm On Jan 15
NOUNSTUDENT:
Leg chain just scattered one introduction. A guy innocently took this lady to introduce to his parents that, this is the lady I want to get married to.

Mother, seeing the leg chain, concluded that this are the identities of prostitutes, runs girls and irresponsible ladies.

Love your life well, you will get to a stage, your beauty will no longer count. cry


omoh........even my mumsy slf knw say i can't marry a grl with out waist bead or leg chain.


dis ur advice no cum board for my side.
Romance / Re: Confirmed Method To Make 10k Daily by Illegal1(m): 1:03am On Jan 15
omoh.........abeg show us ur acct bal 1st,i wn check sumtin.
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Announces Retirement From Music by Illegal1(m): 6:04pm On Jan 13
omoh..........portable dn already continue frm were u stop.
Romance / Re: My Gbola Is Rotten by Illegal1(m): 9:16pm On Jan 12
omoh..........picture of ur gbola or we don't bliv u.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Guidelines To Have A Better 2024 by Illegal1(m): 6:15am On Jan 12
Emmanuel30a:
Death is of great gains, I want to see dead bodies

omoh.........same way i want to see ur dead body.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Guidelines To Have A Better 2024 by Illegal1(m): 6:13am On Jan 12
akpaan:
just no gree for anybody that's all you need for a successful 2024


omoh.........i swr


anybody wen do anyhw go jst see anyhw fast fast

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Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Illegal1(m): 11:40pm On Jan 07
EEIA:

If they manage to get pregnant, they have to be careful towards the time of birth or the baby will just fall out. No need to push or labour. cool


omoh..........u dey funny well well,u dis guy.
Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Illegal1(m): 11:35pm On Jan 07
EEIA:
me I get steady cum bucket wey I the call anytime I wan empty my balls.

cool

We need disposable free hoes in our lives as men. cool


omoh.........i swr

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Romance / Re: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by Illegal1(m): 11:30pm On Jan 07
EEIA:

And siofra is expecting someone should marry her soon. grin


Have you seen heard from Jennyclay of recent? Abi she has moved to headquarters (Italy) grin



omoh..........wetin sum of dis grls carry for waist,wide pass lagos-ibadan express way.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Control Urge? by Illegal1(m): 11:28pm On Jan 07
captaininiobong:
I find out that as long as you are a human being, you must definitely have sexual urge even though after sometime the feeling disappears.

It doesn't matter if you are a christain or Muslim as long as you are a human you must have urge. They use to tell us that if you have sex, it's sin and if you masturbate it's sin. Which is preferable?

So how can this issue be resolved especially when you are not ready for marriage and don't have a girlfriend?

Experts in the house, can you help out? How can it be managed effectively.


omoh..........man body no be fire wood,no use konji kill urslf for notin.


any time sex hungry u,omoh,jst fyn 1 babe or go brotel to free urslf.

even car slf dey change oil,talk more of human being..


atleast the sex no be every day sumtin,bros,free urslf anytime konji hold u b4 u go rape under age 1 day..


talking from experience.
Romance / Re: Size Of Vagina Matters A Lot To Me In Choosing A Life Partner by Illegal1(m): 11:13pm On Jan 07
Jewessgratitud3:
It's men with tiny pp that worry about this things. Men with sizable thing don't bother.

Ogar, your thing small. Make we hear word.


omoh...........jst tell us say u never meet woman wen get loose puna,.then we go understand.

sum women nah comfam borehole down there,ur dick no cum board for were dem dey..

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