₦airaland Forum

SavageResponse:
So you means 95% of the females in your family are useless...sorry o!

omoh...........including ur sisters.

omoh...........them too plenty..
1)95% nigeria grls are useless.

2)rich men children no knw wetin God do for them

3)no dff btw tinubu and satan.

make i stop here 1st

omoh..........oga,go do soapy..
abeg allow the innocent woman rest..

Dilijingsly:
nope that's dried kegelia powder

omoh...........Hw much?

BeyondCertainty:
Why not in a better and modern way ?

This is not acceptable.

omoh.........No go do pass urslf.

Promise47:
travel to USA and get a job stop committing crime if you want money go to USA

omoh..........see as the travel easy for ur mouth.

PointZerom:
I nack one like that in a hotel at Okokomaiko, she turned to a big snake with heavy lightning coming out from her eyes.
I ran and abandoned my power bike.
I will never forget this experience for life.

omoh.........jst dey play

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.


Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

omoh...........boss man,u dn make me laff tire 4 here.

omoh..,......the forge of the angels remain my favourite of all her songs

omoh.........no be only who dey fly for night be witch..

omoh..........AYE !!!

muyico:
seems like this man nah our presido self!

omoh.........i swear

RonuMiscreant:
Looks like helinus, smells like helinus, must definitely be helinus.

omoh.........nah one of those apc miscreant be dis.....helinus people

omoh..........nah for dis tinubulation u want make man pikin last for hours ontop kpekus?


Be lyk u dey fyn who to kill.

Curious345:
Chai ..

This country is ex'd..

For all those "tribalist , liars, bribe takers , killers , riggers, touts , propagandist " who brought this mess on innocent Nigerians , may you and your children and generation never reap the fruit of your labour .

I need an amen please ..

omoh........i say a very big amen to dis prayer.

Ikumapkayi:
President Tinubu is miles ahead of Atiku and I don't even want to mention the politician Kindergarten Mr Obi.

omoh............in wat aspect?

Zonefree:
This Wike na real mad man o

omoh...........Dis meme goes well wen eva u want to mock arsenal and man u fans

senatordave1:
And obaseki will never produce governor

omoh...........dis u have seen.

yarimo:
This is victory for democracy

omoh..........in APC/PDP voice..


wen ever dey win an election,its called" victory for democracy."BUT wen ever dey lose,its called"democracy at risk"

[quote author=Jeon post=130730329]Lolz.
Imagine
* when approaching the gate of the spirit world * Angel: halt!! who goes there?! Yusuf: Me, sir. Angel :Why are you here? Yusuf: I am here because of death. Angel: What happened? Yusuf: I abused drugs too much, and the drugs decided to abuse me. Angel :

omoh.........one day nah one day,monkey go enter market bt E no go return..

omoh.........90% nigeria youths are into yahoo yahoo,las las nah who kpo kpo catch be criminal...

RevenuesBoost:
Let's finish 2024, 2025 and 2026, before speaking about 2027.

You'll wake up with smiles on your face, as soon as you get to the market, the smile gets quenched because prices of goods will keep adding up.

omoh..........u jst dey make me laff.

TemplarLandry:

omoh...........longest time bro.

wat song shall we dedicate to them?

Unbreakable007:
To unseat Tinubu will destabilize Nigeria as if Nigeria is stabilize.

omoh..........i wonder

omoh............tinubu must go.

FalseProphet1:
I have no prophecy to give on this matter. Kindly bear with me.

Thanks.

This I have seen.

omoh..........my prophet


Dis 1 u jst dey appear and disappear for nairaland lyk nepa light,hope all is well

zebszebs:
Is that an angel or a chimera?

omoh.........pls don't blame him,u knw hunger can make sum1 begin to see tinz.

omoh..........be lyk nah fire season we dn enter ooh.

omoh........u knw if me don eat

omoh..........see doings and levels