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Romance › Re: Guys, What Is It You Look Out For When You See A Lady Naked by illegal7(op): 4:55pm On Dec 09, 2018

MJBOLT:
how clean her body is

Does a naked lady stink?

Romance › Re: Guys, What Is It You Look Out For When You See A Lady Naked by illegal7(op): 4:54pm On Dec 09, 2018

Eazie351:
The brain

How do you get to see the brain when she's naked?

Romance › Guys, What Is It You Look Out For When You See A Lady Naked by illegal7(op): 4:48pm On Dec 09, 2018

Mine is the length of her nipples and the direction which they point to. grin

Romance › Re: Guys Post Your Pictures Here. I Am Searching. by illegal7(m): 4:41pm On Dec 09, 2018

You ain't seen nothing : grin

Romance › Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by illegal7(m): 4:22pm On Dec 09, 2018

Let's assume Kim K was the mosquito, I guess naija then would be the stagnant pool of water .

Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by illegal7(m): 4:18pm On Dec 09, 2018

babyfaceafrica:
I disagree...not all introverts are facing wall and pressing phones.. their are social and bold introverts abeg....and please who complement help abeg..so because someone is gentle he should marry a trouble maker to complement him or because a Lady is geeky ,she should get together with an olodo.....people should allign with who they can relate with

Hmmmmm.... Nice POV

Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by illegal7(m): 4:18pm On Dec 09, 2018

chikk:
So both of them can be "facing wall" and "pressing phones" all the time even when they're together? No nah... Even in the laws of science, unlike terms attract. Your world will be too boring if you are with someone like you who does and lives the same way over and again, exactly like you.

Date an opposite please! When you're too boring, they'll spice things up, when they're too crazy, you calm them down. You both make up for where you lack. It's called complementing.

That's 100% true.

Romance › Re: What Do Naija Men Say About Dating Or Having Sex With White Girls by illegal7(m): 5:29pm On Dec 05, 2018

abujaGHOST:
i guess you watch too much porn and it gives you a biased impression of reality.

Nothing Come Out... blah!!!

Crime › Re: Small Doctor Arrested By Police For Firearms Possession (PHOTO) by illegal7(m): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2018

So they now gave them a bench to sit on, last I checked they do sit on the floor with a proper parade done and presented to the media...

Do they even look like they are arrested? These niggas are just smiling at us ...

Romance › Re: What Do Naija Men Say About Dating Or Having Sex With White Girls by illegal7(m): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2018

mhd5757:
Yeah, the ones in the porn industry.

Seems your whole life was carved out of movies... Please wake up from your world of fantasy. It's probably cos of dudes like you who's got a limited shit up there that watch porn a lot and think those guys really do have huge dicks ...

You're not mentally fit to drip off comments in here cos you still watch movies.

Wake up bro, Nairaland is real ...!!!

Romance › Re: What Do Naija Men Say About Dating Or Having Sex With White Girls by illegal7(m): 6:12am On Dec 03, 2018

mhd5757:
What booty?? Oh pleeease! Spare me, do white women even have booty? Oh is it that flat ugly thing behind them that you are calling booty?

Believe it bro... some white girls are black from behind cos of their booty.
They've got ass too.

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Romance › Re: What Do Naija Men Say About Dating Or Having Sex With White Girls by illegal7(m): 6:10am On Dec 03, 2018

SnowAngel2018:
I am curious to know what the opinion is of Naija men regarding sex with white girls? Do you have any experience with this?
What do you think about kissing them?
Is dating or having sex with white girls any different to Naija women?
I’m also interested in the women’s opinion with white men too?
Ahem � I’m asking for a friend.... �

1). Rather than acting holy, the white girl is more submissive and participate whole hearted without any reservation, she's happy being your slut... while the naija girl acts holy, even those that squirt thinks it's bad and also doesn't want to be a slut cos she doesn't want to be seen that way.

2). Most White bitches love it when you go down on them and they get this fantasy about the black dick. it's sort of like if a white girl hasn't bleeped a black dick ever she's just like a naija girl that hasn't gotten her pussy sucked by a guy before ... All am trying to say is this, a white girls mindset is made up of fantasies cos they believe a nigga has the stamina to screw them for hours and most interestingly the sometimes have their husbands watch.... Y'all know our naija girls when it comes to these matters .

3). The last is simply that on one side you've got white nipples, boobs, huge clitoris with lots of meat to suck on and nice ringtone(moan) which motivates you to go harded as you screw.... While on the other hand, for the naija girl you get black nipples, boobs, circumcised pussy by wicked aunts and family members and some stress related ringtone while you screw .

That's all I can remember for now, others might follow subsequently.

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Romance › Re: . by illegal7(m): 5:53am On Dec 03, 2018

kimbraa:
I think it's more professional if you don't go about catching feelings with your student. That said, is this not the same person that was eyeing a girl in my dept?

Enemy of progress.

Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by illegal7(m): 7:52pm On Dec 02, 2018

possibilita:
bro I laterally sit at the back of my house everyday for the past 6 months just to see my crush pass by and can't even stand to talk to her worst of it is she doesn't have a bf and always smiles at me and i get depressed any day i don't see her

Try to make a move bro ...
it wouldn't hurt, it's just like the normal shit ...

Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by illegal7(op): 2:29pm On Dec 02, 2018

That moment when you get to meet her and you are like...
"Baby, you got me infected with some STD" and she starts denying at first then she began to sob just so you pay for her treatment (drugs) too.

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Romance › Re: Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by illegal7(op): 2:24pm On Dec 02, 2018

Homeboiy:
I just had sex with a girl this morning without condom

searched to buy and couldn't find

Fear of contacting STDs from her

Go get good antibiotics asap

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Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by illegal7(m): 2:14pm On Dec 02, 2018

mine is simply just being too scared to talk to pretty ladies even when it's obvious that there's a green light . That's really depressing.

Romance › Guys,what's Your Worst Fear? by illegal7(op): 2:03pm On Dec 02, 2018

Well, mine is simple. It's just the fear of running into a damsel( la cream), who's walking around with a Gonorrhea, Syphilis or H4(HIV) infested pussy.

If you've ever been a victim you would understand.

Suckers beware!!!

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Family › Re: Whats Your Fear? Share Them by illegal7(m): 1:57pm On Dec 02, 2018

Am 100% scared of those girls parading the streets with gonorrhea infested � Pussy.

Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by illegal7(m): 1:50pm On Dec 02, 2018

Sikemi123:
I am an introvert. Been trying to work on myself but it's not so easy. I basically don't have any close friends. And this has also affected my relationship life. I really need to get rid of this introvert thing as I am not getting any younger. How can I become an extrovert?

Date someone who's also an introvert and also shares same thought as you do, then together you guys can work it out .

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Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Guy With Small Diick? by illegal7(m): 1:35pm On Dec 02, 2018

Allaboutkatiee:
Quoting you for the second time
Tight puna don't like it big.
I don't like it big
Would only end up getting sore at the end.
Except one gets used to it,what I mean is except it becomes more stretched then it will be fine.
Still my thoughts though

How do we now know that your puna is tight ?

Romance › Re: Is There Any Drug That Can Make A Woman To Be In Sex Mood Like Manpower In Men? by illegal7(m): 1:28pm On Dec 02, 2018

gloria34:
A minute pls, going through Ur profile

SMH ... You're going thru his profile , likes there's any useful info laid out there for you... #Dumbasspussy

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