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Pets › Re: ‘we All Have This Friend’: Shiba Inu Goes Viral For Constantly Ruining Group Pic by illicit(m): 6:55pm On Sep 12, 2020
TheManofTomorrow:
Lol. Maybe. grin
The dog is actually the cutest of the pack.
Yes, I guess that's why it is doing shakara
Crime › Re: Honest Digbara: Bobisky Dies Hours After Arrest In Rivers State by illicit(m): 6:53pm On Sep 12, 2020
KOROKORO LGAhuh
Family › Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:51pm On Sep 12, 2020
Zzor:
I didn't know you were an artist
I didn't know too
I just found out some few minutes ago
cheesy
Family › Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Zzor:
then why such post
Why nothuh

I am an artist

A poet

What's wrong with talking about potential death, ain't we all gonna die one dayhuh
Family › Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:43pm On Sep 12, 2020
Righteousness89:


If you Call Truth Threat! It's unfortunate!
A day is Coming! you will wish you Listened to Righteousness..
The truth is that I don't need you or your God


I have my own God and I wasn't coerced to accept my belief, I was born with it.


Have I ever told u about my God? or threaten u for not holding my beliefhuh


U are just insecure
Pets › Re: ‘we All Have This Friend’: Shiba Inu Goes Viral For Constantly Ruining Group Pic by illicit(m): 6:40pm On Sep 12, 2020
TheManofTomorrow:
On top wetin? grin

If dem give you the dog, na so you go dey flog am? grin
When he dey form rebel nko
Family › Re: If I Die by illicit(op): 6:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
Zzor:
You better run to God to save you,try quit smoking too
What makes u think I am not saved?

Are u better than me? ehn Zzorhuh

What has smoking got to do with this

U are unimaginable sha
Family › Re: If I Die by illicit(op):
Righteousness89:
Ignorance Sending young men to their Destruction..

Listen Carefully,
Whether you like or you Don't Like
Whether you Believe or you Don't Believe

If you Drop Dead without JESUS you will Cry! Beg for Mercy! Plead for Mercy ! But it will be too Late..

If you Drop Dead without JESUS! You will open your Eyes in Hell!

If you Miss Heaven! You Cannot Miss Hell!

Let Wisdom Guide you now you Have Breath..
Why do u like to threaten peoplehuh

Will u like an Ogun worshipper to threaten u with Accidents, A Sango worshipper with Thunderhuh because u don't hold their belief


You are not so cool
Politics › Re: Constitutional Review: Zone Us To Southwest, Okun People Write Nass by illicit(m): 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2020
trutht828:
Do you see a possible change in the status quo in Kwara State? I mean do you see a possible installation of Yoruba oba there?
'The politics that be' seems to enjoy the status quo


A former governor, Lawal, tried such but I guess he was outnumbered.
Family › If I Die by illicit(op):
Let nobody preserve me

No funeral,

A funeral procession, only.

Give me a silent minute

For I was a Speaker at Uni

So bring the Mace from my Department

In case my mum and sisters live

A wake keeping wont be nice

And pls don't fry puff-puff

I personally prefer Muffin

I require a wooden coffin

Dress me in white

The hue matters, not the textile

I am immaterial

Immateriel

No clergy or clergies pls

I won't go to heaven

I won't go to hell

I am very dead and organic

So open the ground and plant Me

Plant me in a vine

In a yard

Of Sweet Potatoes

Or Creeping Tomatoes

I will remain in earth, on Earth

My epitaph should read my name

Please no dates

No titles

No appellations

Esq

Feel free to cry

Feel free to laugh

Let the Merry go round...
Crime › Re: Man Jailed For N37.6m Fraud, Releasing Woman’s Nude Photos by illicit(m): 6:11pm On Sep 12, 2020
Game over
Crime › Re: Olakunle Ajomale Carrying US Microchip In His Body Since 2010 (pics) by illicit(m): 6:05pm On Sep 12, 2020
I really think he was sodomised
Crime › Re: 10 Types Of People I’ve Noticed On Nairaland. by illicit(m): 5:50pm On Sep 12, 2020
The co-debaters (they argue on every thread)


The Supremacists ( Your opinion is always inferior to theirs)


The spammers (Cash app, Covid-19, sex tapes, Trump )


The scammers ( cool )


The ones wey no send anybody, just post as u like (me)


The DSS (They are here)
Politics › Re: For those saying that Fulanis are foreigners in Nigeria by illicit(m):
I doubt if I have ever met an Hausa person.

Do they existhuh
Cos all I see and hear is Fulani or Hausa fulani


Who are the Hausas sefhuh
Politics › Re: Constitutional Review: Zone Us To Southwest, Okun People Write Nass by illicit(m):
olawalepopoola:
Yoruba language is more popular in Kwara than Hausa and Fulfude
Hausa is not spoken in Kwara


Fulfude is hardly spoken even among core Fulanis and they are very few.
Yoruba is the lingua.
Almost all the people with fulani heritage in Ilorin now answer Yoruba Names including the Emir
Romance › Re: What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by illicit(m): 5:28pm On Sep 12, 2020
Sometimes I think I dont have to marry

But seriously, na girls wey get a long way to go, wey never ready marry I dey always meet


I wonder where my colleagues meet their wife
Culture › Re: Why Are Drowning Victims Buried By The River? by illicit(m): 5:23pm On Sep 12, 2020
I don't really know
Crime › Re: Ajibawo Lawal & Sunday Akhigbe Die Inside Lagos Studio, Others Hospitalised by illicit(m): 5:12pm On Sep 12, 2020
soulpeppersoup:
Check this part I copied out.


rom the two deceased, two other artists including the studio manager were found lying unconscious and rushed to the hospital.

He said, “Nobody came out from the studio while a generator was left working. So, neighbours became suspicious and broke into the building through the window. Apart from the dead artistes, they met two others in a terrible condition. We had to rush them to a private hospital. The police have taken over the case and we don’t know the state of the men in the hospital.”

A police report obtained from the station confirmed the incident, noting that the studio manager, identified as Muritala Azeez, who was stabilised in the hospital, was interrogated by the police.
yeah sure but it still don't explain this discrepancy " he was with them physically at a point and then with them on the phone later"



“Meanwhile, one Muritala Azeez, the owner of the studio, who is already in custody, admitted to having hired and kept them there and identified them as artistes who produce music for him. He further stated that he was with them physically on the previous night and later on the phone with them until 2am of September 3.”
Pets › Re: ‘we All Have This Friend’: Shiba Inu Goes Viral For Constantly Ruining Group Pic by illicit(m): 4:57pm On Sep 12, 2020
Dem neva flog am b4 ni
Crime › Re: Ajibawo Lawal & Sunday Akhigbe Die Inside Lagos Studio, Others Hospitalised by illicit(m): 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2020
soulpeppersoup:
You are not, the owner is the producer that was unconscious when people broke into the place and later was rushed to a private hospital.

If the people didn't get him and the other out of that place in time, all of them would have been dead.
I don't think so

The report said he was with them physically at a particular time and on the phone with them later

He must have left

The report also said he is in custody, yet no suspect

very confusing
Crime › Re: Ajibawo Lawal & Sunday Akhigbe Die Inside Lagos Studio, Others Hospitalised by illicit(m): 4:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
Opperwezen:
This,


And this,


Makes no sense! Or am I missing something?
Thank u
It baffles me too
Education › Re: Junior Secondary School Certification Exams Should Be Cancelled!!! by illicit(m): 3:44pm On Sep 12, 2020
Lol
Education › Re: WAEC Student Proposes Marriage To His Classmate, She Accepts (Video) by illicit(m): 3:43pm On Sep 12, 2020
These ones wey never know left from right
Politics › Re: Constitutional Review: Zone Us To Southwest, Okun People Write Nass by illicit(m):
GarangDeMabior:
These places you named have been known as north for a long time.

They have a common language binding them which is Hausa.
Hausa is not spoken in Kogi and kwara sir

I don't know much about Benue tho but I doubt it cos I have met Benue natives as a corper and they don't speak Hausa
Politics › Re: What Is Electricity Supply In Your Neighborhood Like? by illicit(m): 3:26pm On Sep 12, 2020
soleexx:
what province in Australia?
No be Australia o
Na Osun state for here
Education › Re: These are the MOST Popular Nairalanders 2022 by illicit(m):
lazkizz:
U didn't see it coming ?
Yes

I am flabbergasted


Always respect mynd44, lalasticlala, iyangbali, tosyn2much, missnande, divepen....
Nairaland General › Re: A Facebook User Shares A Story About Nigerian Education by illicit(m): 2:34am On Sep 12, 2020
U want to sell ur medalhuh
Politics › Re: What Is Electricity Supply In Your Neighborhood Like? by illicit(m): 2:30am On Sep 12, 2020
24/7
Celebrities › Re: " Check Out The Most Tatooed Guy On Earth " Guinnes Records (pictures Attached) by illicit(m): 2:22am On Sep 12, 2020
Is he black or whitehuh
Nairaland General › Re: Confusion:pls Was There Cameras&photography During Jesus Time? by illicit(m): 2:16am On Sep 12, 2020
No now
Nairaland General › Re: Decomposing Undergraduate’s Corpse Found In Hostel Room In Osun by illicit(m): 2:02am On Sep 12, 2020
Eeyah

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