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During my NYSC, there was this hotel that me and my cronies hang out as it was the only hotel that smoking was allowed and some of my corper friends then were chimneys particularly the ones from the north.
So there was this cop that we do hang out together too, I will call him Sergeant Doga. He wasnt to be trusted.
One of my friends from the north was also a sex addict, he has a bad taste in women and language barrier won't let him get a steady girlfriend in that town so he resorted to visiting brothels. There was a time I took him to a brothel in Ife and he ended up sleeping with the ugliest LovePeddler in there just because she was thick. I just drank my beer and minded my business.
So one day, at the aforementioned hotel, I was planning my birthday, I was with Sergeant Doga and my friend from the north who I will call Jazzy. Jazzy was the chairman planning committee and Doga was in charge of security.
There was a girl in the hotel that works in the kitchen, tall, fair, slim girl like Fulani.
She was cosy with the cop and Jazzy as usual had eyes on her. He was always eyeing every girl lol.
I mentioned to the cop that I would like to run d girl but I suspected that he wanted to work her for Jazzy because of money so I kept mute and started scheming.
I knew they wanted to make their move that evening so I planned to be fast.
I called the girl to our table and told her of my upcoming bday, I informed her that she would make fish pepper for the party which will take place at the hotel, she was glad and she got my number, I told her to put an estimate together and call me.
Me, Doga, Jazzy exchanged Snickers and we continued drinking.
When we had enough we dispersed. I stopped at the ATM. I went back to the hotel, I paid for the drinks for my birthday. It's going down in the next 48hours. At the bar/reception Amy came and told me she wants to go the saloon soon.
That evening the Amy ( the kitchen girl) called me that she has the estimate ready. I told her that I just left the ATM that she should meet me at home, I directed her.
I was dozing when she arrived and I went out to walk her in. She was dressed in a short gown that reveals her bust.
She told me all she wanted to but I just kept my eyes on her boobs and she was giggling.
At a point when she expected me to talk and I wasnt she raised my chin and asked if my mind was preoccupied.
I said yes that I was thinking of handling her boobs. She blushed and said she has to start going. But she didn't get up. She said she knew am naughty, I said it's mutual. Lol she just laid on my bed like that. I gave her the money for the fish.
But yet she won't leave. Then I started playing a movie on my phone and she joined me. I started to touch her and she didn't mind.
I pressed her boobs she didn't mind.
I put my hand in her bumbum and squeezed it like I do, she didn't mind.
I removed her tight she didn't talk.
I undressed my self and she started laughing at me, she said my dick is like a flute, I fell on the bed laughing convulsively.
She covered my mouth with hers and started to UnCloth herself.
She grabbed my dick and started doing something to it with her tongue and my leg was shaking.
Her thighs were clean and soft like fresh bread, I couldn't wait for her to shower before I told her to lie on her back and I climbed her.
But before I did, I explored her vulva and saw that it was clean and pink to the core, it was narrow too and inviting.
She shaved.
I used my fingers for sometime before I slotted in in my dick as she moaned.
The sex was fast because she still had to go shopping. We both enjoyed that sex.
More on Amy...
To be continued soon....

Happiness
for u ghost reader B-)
i laid my bed and took a nap, at 6.30pm i woke up cos i dreamt my phone was ringing, it was, and that was what i heard that woke me, 2 missed calls from funke, 1 frm unknown number, i had switched off my office phone.
I dialed the unknown number, it was happy and the number was her boyfriends as she had no credit on hers, she said she was bringing something from the office to me, i told her to meet me at the eatery opposite my street, when i got there she was with her boyfriend and she did introduction, TP meet my boyfriend, boyfriend meet tp you already know he is my workmate, we shook hands and sat, they were having rice and chicken from the same plate and sharing a bottle of water, the guy paid for the ice cream and pie i had, he was the kind of guy that do not really have much but prefer to spend most of it on his beautiful galfriend, he was an apprentice printer, but he gets paid. He had bought her blackberry storm which was quite expensive then, even tho he was using a broken sony erikkson phone, we gisted but i noticed that happy really didnt have anything to tell me or give me from the office, i suspected maybe she had just wanted me to meet her boyfriend for her own reasons, or she had talked about me or let slip my name to her boyfriend in their conversations, and made the guy suspicious enough that he insisted to meet me, if that was it i suspected he must be insecured as well.... I just sat there and played along, i gradually stopped talking with happy, i pratically ignored her like she wasnt there, i didnt as much look at her, it made the guy think i wanted to make the guy think i wasnt interested in her, cos i do not really care about her.... It should work... that head funke gave me was really tight, even tho i was ignoring happy her image was in my mind and imaginably naked, it makes my dick throb as i sat there, i was thinking if happy had come alone i might have tried her... If not for our third party. Well at some minutes to 7 he got an urgent call and left, i managed to take happy home and f.ucked her, stay tuned....

TO BE CONTINUED....

she kissed me passionately holding my head, i played along, after som minutes i asked her to stop dat i wanted to know if she was sure her actions werent chemically induced like mine (i needed an alibi, just incase) But no, she would have none of that, she pushed me on the bed n went to lock the door, she came n laid beside me on the bed, looking at my face for some minutes as i feigned both guilt n innocence together at the same time, after some minutes she sat on me, her hat had fallen earlier, i played with her hair, it was tied into a ponytail but i loosed it, it was long n i could see she was a brunnete, even tho she was a chocolate skinned gal she had the kind of hair we call agama lizard (adaripon/olori pupa in my sec sch days) the hair was smooth n silky, she held my hand to it and asked me if i love it (b4 nko? if i hear say i no like am) am a sucker for gals with long natural hair among other things,i found it hard to believe she got such hair n not flaunt it, it wasnt big or plenty but long, she was straightening it as she sat n grind on me, this sister ehn! I told her i needed to use the toilet, she excused me, i sat on the tub for some minutes n wondered if i was doing right, if i should stop my charade now and behave responsibly, damn! Wasnt this the same sister behind close doors with bros yesterday? We were just some seconds away from sex, man! i have a conscience too you know n i beleived i had gone too far, i had just wanted to try a new trick n now its working... what if she is dating bros? she had barely mentioned him at the bar even though the dude was in jail, she hadnt gone to see him, maybe out of fear tho, but she told me she had made some food with jane which she (jane) was to take to him there, she was staying in bros room now wit bros's sister (jane) n the two of them gets along well, jane had even told me she (sister) had bought her a slippers yesterday.... Hmmm i was trying to figure out the situation, but one thing i know is that bros had disapointed me yesterday, would it be fair to pay him back like this? i decided not to f.uck her until i know whatsup with them. I will have to tell her something now so she could leave, then i will call jane n release my pent up agro on her... I went back to the room, alas! sister was sprawled on my bed in her birthday suit, oh boy! that was the moment i lost my conscience, i became a robot instantly n started undressing myself subconciously without taking my eyes of her, i was scared if i do she might suddenly disappear lol. she is an S.U the kind dat has a tamed wildness in them, she is sexy, she was 18, her breasts were well rounded n pointing towards the ceiling, her belly was flat with a little dent for a navel, slightly wide hips, i lifted her left leg so i could see where i was headed, she wasnt a virgin, her c.unt was very cute, her pus.sy was like a barren cave mouth, clean shaved, n getting wet already, d kind of dish i like to do, my dick was solidifying, her thigh was thick n rounded, no scratches, her whole body was covered with a clear skin like that of someone that spends little time outdoors, she was an ajebo xtian teenager, it was written all ova her, i dropped her leg, looked her over again, her face was full of emotion, she had pouting lips naturally n i had began to imagine her enclosing my d.ick with it, i vowed to cum in her mouth, she closed her eyes tru out my inspection duty, i laid me down beside her n pulled her into me as she let out a sigh, i sucked on her breast, they werent so big the kind that i had mastered the art of taking wholly into my mouth at a time n letting it out without my teeth scratching it as i suck at it repeatedly, if u are a gal this will drive u crazy, so u had better wear a seat belt... We kissed but i was disapointed when she said she couldnt blow my trumpet, well that means i wont do the dishes either, one good turn deserves another they say... However she stroked my dic.k well as i f.ingered her, she loves kissing a lot, i took n wore a cd, then i ask her to get on all fours on d bed, her pussy had got fleshy n bigger, i stood beside the bed behind her, i entered her slowly, that was when nepa bought the light n the fan started working, a very welcome development, i love her ringtone... huuu haaa hmmm.... She came too soon n got messy, well, her bumbum was firm n adventure was on my mind... after sum minutes, i stopped n removed d condom, then i slot my dick in her anu.s, she was shocked, jerked, wanted to pull out, but i was too fast, i went in quickly n she screamed but too scared 2 move now, i kept still inside her n told her 2 be calm just so my voice could assure her, i started pumping slowly till she got used to it, she was enjoying it n started directing me.... Faster, faster, wait,touch my breast, pls, haaaa, huuuu, hmmm, baby, baby, she called my name severally n ask me to tell her i love her n to kip talkin 2 her lol, we had gud fun i cu.mmed in d hole n we collapsed on d bed

For daintyprincess...
The guesthouse was in a corner of the town so that lovers who cant afford to be seen together in town cud always find their way there, they also kept a moderate bar, i was stressed and the drink i had yestanyt while waiting on bros was about hanging over me so i need to treat it like Sir K taught me to, so i was in the bar helping myself to some fresh green bottles that afternoon when sister showed up, men! Wtf! Holy mary in bumba shorts! Sister was wearing white trousers and a rocking a not too loose white tanktop, not too tight as well but i cud tell she got some stunning if not killer curves in there, men i hadnt known she was that stylish n pretty(d last time i saw her dat morning she was still wearing her clothes of yesterday which i now guessed she must av purposely wore because of dat vigil dat never held, she was overdressed)... She was wearing a white hat now instead of the traditional S.U trademark black scarf too, i like d color white and anyone who can sport it boldly without blemish, i guessed her undies were white too... she wore a white designer slip on and mild lip gloss, she looked modest, men i couldnt help assessing her from her head to toe and trust me instinctively i made sure she noticed, cos she started blushing and nearly missed her steppings as she kind of catwalked stylishly towards me, i cud perceive the faint scent of her channel perfume, men that was some lust in the air, this sister sha! i got uncomfortable and shifted uneasily in my seat, i cleared my throat loudly to register my distress...
She cleared hers too when she was directly in front of me as she gestured at my bottles with her hand, asking me with her eyes, whats this? I ignored her question, stood, held her hand, look her in d eye and i asked for a hug, suprisingly she complied, but shrank back when i wanted to peck her cheek, i was fastforwarding things blame it on the alcohol, and that was her reply, she said, no stop it! With that same lips u been using on that bottle? That was when i knew sister had her own sinister plans and had came harmed to the teeth lol.
i offered her the seat beside me, she took it and proceeded to counsel me to stop drinking which to her is bad for the health and a sin in her Bible, i was silent throughout as she preached, i just kept gulping my beer, however i stopped on the 4th bottle as she had refused to take any drink not even the soft ones or water, i kept mute, then she said she had only came to d bar to check me cos she had been in my room but cudnt find me... (i had given the only worker there, the receptionist/barlady money to go fuel their gen, they seldom have light and since their patrons only come for shortime during the day, they rely solely on nepa, but as i was the only resident and not use to darkness or waiting on nepa , she had given me dia best room with tv, ac, dvd player, at a subsidized price so i cud pay 4 fuel...)
It was a taboo 4 sister to sit in a bar so we had to go into my room if i really honor her presence like she said, i complied, when we got in, she said she was sorry for what i did not know, but she wanted to know why i drank... Omo na dia i started drama, i started crying and making up a story in my mind simultaneously, i cried till she was alarmed, she knelt in front of me wanting to know whats wrong, if she had done or said anything stupid or bad, after a while amidst my sobbing, i managed to mumble somethings about heartbreak, a runaway lover, how she (sister) looked like the only gal i ve eva loved the way she is dressed in white, i took off my shirt and showed her my spotless white tommy hilfiger singlet, and i showed her the band of my white tommy hilfiger boxers too which i claimed was a bday gift from this same gal, and that we always wear white and go everywhere together, that we we even won the best couple in my neighbourhood some carnivals ago, that today was suppose to be our anniversary and that was why i was wearing the gift undies and wanted to get drunk so i wont av to think but then she (sister) showed up in all-white reminding me of my pain.... Men nollywood shd pay me d way i acted that script, she was mesmerised and dumbfounded, with tears in her eyes, she held me and rocked me as she petted me, she thought she had done me great harm wearing white dat day and she was ready to make amendments, she asked me if dat was why i had wanted to peck her earlier, there were tears in her shaky voice, i paused and falsely confessed that i had actually wanted to kiss her because i took her for my ex at that moment as i had been drinking and nt thinking straight.... before i knew it she held my hand, pulled me up, she was my shoulder height, she dried my tears with her palms, she then held my face in her hands making me look down at her as she look up to me like am her jesus, then she tip toed so her lips cud reach mine and....

Dedicated to oyomii.
Sister was delirious and crying profusely as she narrated their ordeal to me and jane d next morning, she had lost contact with bros immediately the fracas ensued at d church, we had heard bits of it too from d grapevine but we were scared to look for them till she showed up herself, she had heard abt me but u shd remember we had never met, but i had seen her leave d house sneakily with bros d previous night, bros was allowed to call from the station, so jane was bold enough to go see him at the police post, i couldnt go cos i might be risking summary detention and i hoped he would understand, it was just me and sister at the house but i had no sexual intentions whatsoever towards her, asides from the tense atmosphere, i took her for an hypocrite or a pretender cos i cud freely imagine what they cud av been doing behind close doors yesterday all by theirselves and very silent, they were also discreet about it, she might be bros galfriend or prayer partner truly, i really do not care, moreover she was too covered for my liking, but i noticed that her clothing wasnt cheap unlike other sisters dat i knew, infact her wristwatch was gucci made original leather, she also speaks yoruba with a typical lagos island accent like me, she couldnt pronounce 'R' properly, but i could, she might be rich but that wasnt the point, i just like financially independent gals and gals that recognise designers with good tastes, they turn me on somehow, i began to imagine she cud be sporting victoria secrets under her fallacious born again costume, my mind wandered but not too far....
She had lost her NOKIA N SERIES phone, that one u twist the bottom to use the camera (or was it the top?) it was a new phone then and very expensive as at then, she wants to get another phone ASAP and wants me to go with her to d next town to get it, as there was no phone shop in that town that sells luxury phones, that was how our sexual journey began...
I went with her and she got a nec phone and a new sim, u dnt av to register b4 use then, we came bk to town but i was reluctant to go back and stay in dat room with her and jane, since i couldnt get an accomodation immediately, i opted to put up in a cheap guest house meanwhile, she had begged me not to but i persuaded her to respect my judgement and she did, she opined that i go with her in her deserted hostel instead, but i declined cos it is odd by all means, what wud jane and her bros think? She followed me to the guest house to know there and promising to cum check on me later as she left... I called jane and told her where i was and what i was doing, she fumed that why do i want to leave them nw that bros is in jail, that at least thex need me around for safety and security reasons as if am a bodyguard bla bla bla, but i told her its just me btw two gals and they need their privacy as gals are wont to, that their house is occupied and safe, the police never came there and she cud always call me or cum to me whenever she feels threatened, thats just the best i cud do then, she calmed down and said she wud cum to see me at night, hmm? that she had seen bros, he had a scratch on his ankle but the police wont let him and others go.....
Some students remained missing and unaccounted for, so they are not taking any chances with any of the prisoners until their parents or guardians came for them, bros parents were in redeem camp then or mountain of fire, it took them 5 more days to show up, meanwhile these two ladies, jane and sister were sex starved and i came in handy.... OMG, they nearly bleeped my brain out

It happened that bros had been injured in the fracas that occured when those cultists storm their church, he was picked by the police too the next morning at the clinic where he went for treatment, the police were on a raid and anybody especially boys fitting the description of student in that immediate vicinity and some part of town where students are densely concentrated were summarily apprehended even when we all know appearances are deceptive most times... He spent the next six days in detention, his born again galfriend who managed to escape the melee was to scared to go to her home so she stayed with us while he languish in special anti-cultist's squads custody, i learnt she was a fresher like me and her roommate had travelled, her hostel has been deserted as everyone was scared the police might come raiding or the cultists might stage a vengeance comeback, she dont want to stay alone cos d atmosphere was tense and anybody could take advantage of the situation to wreck havoc on innocent helpless students like her, she had lost her phone that night too, she was scared but i bleeped the hell out of her the next few days whenever i took her to a secluded guest house... This sister sabi Bleep wella and nobody knew what we did till date.... Next update is how it happened.... Comments pls

For you...
Funke sat back, she played some music on her mp3 and immediately put the earpiece in her ears, she looked into my eyes for so many minutes, what was cumin next we both knew, thank god that day i didnt have any laundry to go bring or deliver... Then she casually took her hand to my belt and starts unbuckling it, i faked a protest but didnt stop her, funke likes to hear music frm earphones whenever she gives me a head, she also selects a special music according to her mood that she would rock me to, it has become her norm, she does rub my cum on her face too anytime we happen to make out at night...
She bought out my stick, it was semi solid and she stroked it affectionately, she had took our ice cream in with her that time she was coughing and ran to get water, she had ignored it since but now she remembered it, she drag my pants to my legs as i sat on the table. She painted my dick with vanilla then leaned forward and took me in her mouth, something went up and down my spine, i closed my eyes, she was moving her head sideways, bobbing it up and down rythmically according to the music in her ear as she sucked me. I suspected she was playing a song that portrays so much violence cos she was really mad at my dick and was spanking the naughty boy, my dick is a long one as they say slim people wey no get backside must make up for it in the front, i am made up, my whole lenght cant go into her mouth she would choke, so she held the base with her left and squeezes my ball with her right... Occasionaly she would stand up and kiss me and offer me her boobs, she had unbottened her shirt and loosed her bra, she rubbed my head, and licked my ears, she would put her hand in my shirt and rub the hair on my chest, hmmmm. Things were getting out of control but i was determined to stop it, i just played along to pacify her, i knew funke was trying to bribe me back from getting to know happy.... happy? Damn.... That gal si beautiful... Omo pupa... i want to Bleep happy... Well why not today? My dick had dropped in turgidity as my mind wandered like bolton, i still closed my eyes, my mind wasnt with funke anymore who was now handling my shrinking manhood. Are you tired? she asked. Her voice was unsually loud as she had been wearing a singing earpiece for like 30 mins, that voice startled me, i opened my eyes, and said not really, but it was just that i want us to do this at home as i wasnt comfortable right there and then. She 'understood' and we dressed up. I sat on the chair and she sat on my lap as we gisted then we later went into the factory, nobody knew what we did and we had done that a lot of times even had sex, everyone minds their biz but they observe our closeness and ascribed it to our being neighbours and long term friends, happy was the only suspicious person, and she wasnt wrong, that was the loose end i need to tie before....
I thought of a plan, i gently persuaded funke to make friends with happy, not genuine friendship as they were different in age, funke was 20, older than me (just some months difference) while happy was aproaching 17, they both knew, and then because of me they had wanted to be rivals or not the best co workers, funke thought happy had the advantage of youth and serious beauty, happy thought that funkes age and familiarity with me will be her asset, trust gals but i wanted to make them friendly rivals... I told funke to be matured and not be silly either in my absence or presence then i lied to her i am going to meet a client at ogba and that i may nt come back to work as it was 3.30pm already and traffic...we close at 5pm. She gave me t fare from petty cash drawer. I went out the backadoor and went straight home ( i do lie like this sometimes to get away from work so i cud get a whole day off to myself, funke was my ally, it was just me and her in the delivery and storage section, that store was meant to be our office but my work is mostly outside so i dnt even have a desk there, it was easy for me to do anyhow i please and still collect salary) she dont even know anymore when am truly going out on an assignment or just going, today was such day. I think she beleived me, i just want to go tidy my room and get some rest, when i got home i called happy and asked her what she was up to after work, shd said her boyfriend was suppose to cum pick her but she would let me know whatsup when its time....