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Sports › Re: Footballer Sani Abacha: Hunger Almost Killed Me In Hungary by illicit(m): 9:20am On Dec 30, 2019
when u travel out to another climate. you have to adapt their diet to acclimatize to their weather.
that's how they survive
Business › Re: If 3k Is Not Too Small For You Daily, Then Get Here Then!!! by illicit(m): 7:28am On Dec 30, 2019
interested
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:14am On Dec 22, 2019
I don't mind using a public toilet, no shit!
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:11am On Dec 22, 2019
No apologies to fashion police, I will like to wear my heart on my sleeve.
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Jokes Etc › Re: My Funny And Sad Experience With A Job Seeker. by illicit(m): 8:58am On Dec 15, 2019
if it wasn't pornhub he was checking out, he is still wrong. the offence here is using your company's PC and data even though he wasn't authorized
Education › Re: What's The Name Of The Oldest Book You Have Ever Read? by illicit(m): 8:47am On Dec 15, 2019
Shakespeare books.
Politics › Re: How Babagana Zulum Aborted Plot By Fayemi, El-rufai To Sack Oshiomhole by illicit(m): 7:52am On Dec 15, 2019
this isn't news, it's mere propaganda
Education › WAEC GCE January/february Registration by illicit(op): 1:34pm On Dec 11, 2019
WAEC GCE JANUARY/FEBRUARY REGISTRATION Closes on the 31st of December 2019.
hurry up now to register.
Also register for WAEC May/June and JAMB UTME 2020 with us.

If you are in Ondo state call or whatsapp 07064550358
Literature › Re: Okunrin Ogun ( A Short Yoruba Myth) Fiction. by illicit(op): 6:27pm On Dec 07, 2019
?
Education › Re: UNILORIN To Enforce Dress Code On Students, Staff by illicit(m): 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2018
BETTER BY FAR.... PROUD TO BE AN ALUMNI
Health › Re: Man Drinks Bottle Of Gin To Impress His Friends, See What Happened Later. Photo by illicit(m): 8:41pm On Dec 06, 2018
Oh my....!
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Dec 06, 2018
DaimlerBen:
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.
I know only 25 letters of the English Alphabet. I don't know y.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:48am On Dec 06, 2018
Dad I’m hungry … “Hi hungry” I’m dad.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:44am On Dec 06, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet … I see food and I eat it.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:40am On Dec 06, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:39am On Dec 06, 2018
Question: What do Zimbabwean fans call 50 Cent? Answer: 50 Million....
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:35am On Dec 06, 2018
A Yam walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:31am On Dec 06, 2018
I don't like to use the elevator. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid it.
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Celebrities › Re: Police Arraign Small Doctor In Magistrate Court In Ebute Meta, Lagos by illicit(m): 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2018
too bad
Crime › Re: Robbers Killed During Shootout In Calabar. Graphic Photo by illicit(m): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2018
oluwaVaz:
Who come remove there trousers...
the police.... the reason is to identify the robbers gender and to show same to the public
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:53pm On Sep 16, 2018
selling car parts is a tyring and exhausting business.....
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Health › Re: Why Many Nigerians Die Early by illicit(m):
WhoBeThisMan:
I think she is a lady or group of ladies. smiley

If you ask "manna how are you" She will say "we are fine "

Try it and see
the handler is representing an outfit, that's how PR officials correspond.... they use first person plural pronoun just like head of states/govt
Crime › Re: 24-year-old Man Commits Suicide After Smoking Marijuana by illicit(m): 4:30am On Aug 26, 2018
he was disturbed
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
Time flies.... Carti Air.
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by illicit(m):
chaarly:
Negative
OK yeah I get it, I think the guy is trying to play an august fool on me lol, thanks for the swift response....
are you on any related WhatsApp group pls add me 07064550358
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by illicit(m): 11:38am On Aug 02, 2018
somebody told me that his dashboard has changed from "sorry you are not in this stream....." and he has been posted, can anybody confirm this or am being played?
Education › Re: Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 12:50pm On Jul 30, 2018
1stolax:
Wow!
What a coincidence indeed.
I applied for teaching job twice in Unilorin, I was never even invited for an interview despite meeting all recruitments. I also have two cousins who had applied for admission in Unilorin twice. None of them was given admission despite scoring at least 250 in jamb anf with very good olevel results. I know a guy from Ilorin who scored 230 in jamb and with average olevel results that was was given medlab the same time one of my cousin applied. I have concluded that Unilorin is very biased when it comes to admissions of non-indigene as students or staff.
I have been invited for interview in almost every other tertiary institutions that I have applied. Thank God, I'm currently working in one.
Man proposes but God disposes, it is well. Thank God for your life its a testimony brother.
Education › Re: Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 6:57am On Jul 25, 2018
1stolax:
At the moment, I'm a PhD student in U.I.
oh great.
what a coincidence, come to think of it, UI was the school I always wanted to go but I was never invited me for screening despite the fact that I have a good jamb result but my O level was distinction mixed with credits, I applied thrice.
It was UNILORIN that eventually saved me from UI l. The first and only time I picked UNILORIN was my last time of seeking admission.... Glory be to God, Halleluyah....
So you see its different schools with their different palavers lol
Education › Re: Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 10:11pm On Jul 24, 2018
1stolax:
Yea
You tried undecided
nice one, thank God for the recognition, are you a student in any Nigerian university presently

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