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Literature › Re: Funny Post Found On Whatsapp Group by illicit(m): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2017
lolz.... that debtor part.... hello bingo how are you.... lmao
Jokes Etc › Re: Visa Interview by illicit(m): 7:16am On Dec 23, 2017
this is a "hoke" right? lols
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:14am On Dec 23, 2017
if time is money, bankers should be in prison.
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Crime › Re: Lady Narrates The New Method Used To Abduct People After She Escaped by illicit(m): 6:52pm On Dec 19, 2017
am not sure kidnappers operate like this tho
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 5:27pm On Dec 19, 2017
Debbietiyan:
You can still write it kiss...then translate it to English grin
hmmmmm I will try
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 9:01pm On Dec 18, 2017
Debbietiyan:
cry I don't even understand yoruba...
oh my.... awwww I would have love to write you a special
Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 8:57pm On Dec 18, 2017
Debbietiyan:
...was already typing down a request for you to send it, until I read your last paragraph...oh well.
ok its by Burt Hirschfeld
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 8:46pm On Dec 18, 2017
nikky9:
wow,I love to read youruba stories a lot,good job.
awww thanks.
ok.... were u able to read this story easily
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Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op):
AryEmber:
Ijo ni loju gba leyi je o! E gbinyanju gan ni! Amo sha, mo rope ita Oba ni Baba Gbajumo ati omo re ti n pidan ni? Won tun se wa ko won lo si aafin Oba leyin iku Aiku?
E se gan ni.
E si ku Akiyesi...
Ita oba yii je bi aarin Ilu, ki se iwaju aafin ni o wa....
Nigba ti Aiku ti ku tan, ti ejo si ti di eniyan pada, awon ara ilu gbe baba gbajumo ati omo re lejika, won gbe won lo si aafin oba....
mo lero wipe o ti ye yin bayii
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 8:36pm On Dec 18, 2017
Ayemileto:
Op, E gbiyanju nipa Aroko yin yii oo. E Ku ise naa.
E seun gan ni...
E ma ba wa kalo....
Itan si po ni iwaju fun igbadun yin
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 8:35pm On Dec 18, 2017
Debbietiyan:
Chai...
He even called it simple language embarassed
lolz, yes na, and thats why I kept it short to just to sustain the interest.... Its hard really and thats why most people shun it lolz. did you read it through sha
Literature › Re: Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 8:47pm On Dec 16, 2017
Nostradamus:
reading in yoruba language is hard for some people,nice storyline you got bro
awwwww. thanks
yes its somehow tasking and thats why I have to use simple language so that readers can still get the feel without much ado.....
Literature › Idan (MAGIC) A Short Yoruba Fiction. by illicit(op): 8:38pm On Dec 16, 2017
Idan (Magic) A short Yoruba Fiction

Ni asiko igba kan. Baba kan ati omokunrin re maa n lo kaakiri lati ilu kan si ikeji lati se ere onidan fun awon eniyan.

Opolopo eniyan ni o feran won ti okiki won si kan jale jako. Won ti ni opolopo owo ni idi ise naa.

Gbajumo ni oruko ti won maa n pe baba yii, won a si maa pe omo re ni Omo Baba Gbajumo.

Ni igba kan, won koja lo si ilu Ayetoro lati lo se ere da awon ara ilu naa laraya.

Sugbon ninu ilu Ayetoro yii baba kan wa nibe ti o je Oloogun ika ti awon ara ilu si beru re pupo nitori wipe o lagbara pupo. Oba ilu naa paapaa a maa beru re.
Oruko Baba naa a maa je Aiku Olori nla.

Nigba ti Baba Gbajumo ati omo re de ilu Ayetoro yii, ti awon ara ilu si ti pejo si ita Oba.

Won bere ere won leyin ti won ti juba awon agbaagba adugbo ti n be lori ijoko. Won si ki Oba ilu naa nitori o n be ni ikale.


Awon ara ilu n pariwo, ero si n ya tii lati wo idan ti baba ati omo re fe pa.

Baba Gbajumo ati omo re bere si joo, won si n korin, awon ara ilu si n gbe e....

Leyin igba die, won dake orin.
Baba Gbajumo si ni ki omo oun dubule.
O dubule.

Baba Gbajumo ni ki eni kan bu omitutu sinu igba wa.
Won se be.
Baba naa pe ofo si omi ti o wa ninu igba naa.
Omi naa si di gbigbona ni esekese ti oun yo eruku lailai.
Awon ara ilu pariwo nitori eyi je ara oto ti o si ya won lenu.

Baba Gbajumo gbe omi naa o si da a si ori omo re to dubule.
Kete ti omi yi kan omo naa lara ni o yi pada ti o si di Ejo nla rabata.
Opolopo ninu awon ero iworan ba ese won soro. Won juba eworo.
Se won ni bi omode ba de ibi eru, eru a maa ba iru omo bee.

Oba ilu gan paapaa fe ki ere mole sugbon O ranti owe agba ti o wipe
" Gbami gbami ko ye agba, eranko nle mi bo wa, ko ye ode"
O duro, sugbon oju re ko kuro lara ejo naa.

Gbogbo bi nkan wonyii se nlo. Baba Aiku Olori nla joko si waju ile re, inu re ko si dun si idan ti baba Gbajumo ati omo re n pa ni gbagede.
Oun binu, oun fi ese janle.
Nibiti o joko si ni omodebinrin kan ti sa koja, ti baba naa si bi ni ere oun ti oun sele. Tiberu tiberu ni omo naa fi salaye fun.

Nigba ti Aiku gbo wipe Gbajumo ti so omo re dejo, inu re dun. O taka. O si wo inu iyewu lo....

Ejo ti omo Gbajumo daa ko pa enikeni lara, o kan n lora mole ti o si n fo bi eyan.

Awon eeyan ti o koko salo ti pada wa. Ti gbogbo won si n rerin. Omiran n fi owo kan ejo naa paapaa.

Sugbon nigba ti o ya, ti Gbajumo fe so omo naa di eyan pada, o pe ofo titi, o fi owo pa ejo naa lori sugbon ejo ko yipada.
Nigba to ya ejo naa ko le soro mo. Ko si le kuro ni ojukan.

Baba Gbajumo damu pupo. O ti mo wipe o ti ni owo aye ninu.
O si be ero iworan wipe bi oba ni eni ti o wa nidi oro naa ko ro ti awo, ko si jawo.

Oro di kee. Awon ara ilu ti mo wipe Aiku Olori nla lo wa nidi oro naa, won si fi to oba leti.

Oba so oro yii fun baba Gbajumo.
Baba Gbajumo pa aroko ranse si Aiku Olori nla wipe

"Eta ni tawo, Erin ni ti ogberi...
Wipe ki awo gba awo ni igbowo nitori wipe ti awo ko ba gba awo ni igbowo, awo a te"

Sugbon eyin eti Aiku ni oro yi bo si, o si funra re jewo wipe, oun ni oun ti agadagodo ti omo naa ko fi le yipada. Oun si ti so kokoro re si igbo.
O si wipe ko si idi kan pataki ti oun fi se be sugbon oun fe dan agbara Gbajumo wo ni. Nitori wipe oun ni o ni agbara julo ni ilu naa ati agbegbe re....


Leyin opolopo akitiyan, Baba Gbajumo ni ki won fi baba naa sile. Wipe Olorun loba elejo.

Ni gbogbo igba yii o ti n re omo baba gbajumo abi kani o ti n re ejo naa ti o yipada si ti emi si ti fe bo ni enu re.

Awon ara ilu paapaa ti n sun ekun sugbon baba Gbajumo ko foya.
O so ni okan re wipe, oun yoo fi ye Aiku wipe
" Alagbara ni Oshodi, ole ni l'Agege"

Baba Gbajumo mu okuta kekere kan ni ile, o so si enu, o gbemi. O tu bante idi re O si bere mole bi eni to fe se gaa, o ya ado kekere kan jade lati idi re, awon ero si tun se.
"hmmmmmmmm"

Baba Gbajumo gbe koto si ile, o si ju ado naa si. O ko iyepe le e, o si fi ese kii mole....

Leyin iseju meji Igi ibepe nla lo wu jade ni ile ibe. Teso teso.

Awon ero si tun see "hmmmmmmmmm"

Baba Gbajumo mu igi tere, o ka eso kan o si han pelu owo re ki o to bale.

O gbe ibepe yii si ori ile niwaju ejo ti omo re yipada si.
O si yo ada jade ninu ako re.
O be ibepe yii si meji, lesekese naa ni ori Aiku si bo kale ni orun re ni waju ile re ti o joko si. Afi gidi nile.
Lese kan naa ni ejo yipada ti o di omo baba Gbajumo.

Inu awon ara ilu dun.
Won ho geeeee.
Won n pariwo....
Won n joo, won n yo.
Won gbe baba Gbajumo ati omo re sori lo si aafin oba won.

Won si gbe oku Aiku Olorin nla fun awon aja je.


Oba si da won lola lopolopo nitori ti won ba a segun aninilara ti n be ninu ilu re.
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Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Dec 16, 2017
Debbietiyan:
No. Why?
oh yeah its just one funny book and it touched this inspiration stuff we talking 'bout.
there was a writer in the story who likes to use drugs for inspiration till there was a shortage of drugs in town...
lolz its one funny book.... guess u will like it but I cant remember who wrote it now
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Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 12:24pm On Dec 16, 2017
Debbietiyan:
Thank you o jare. I think I prefer the original size of my brain.

To be honest though, I believe relying on substances to draw inspiration diminishes your self-worth as an artistic person...be you an artist or a writer. Being capable to create (write or draw) only when on 'substance'...ultimately leads to addiction, whether you admit it or not. And what happens when you can't get your quick fix is that you ultimately feel you aren't good enough. Which is wrong.
very well said....
Did you read this book, Aspen?
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:22am On Dec 16, 2017
Politicians count so much in the society because politics is a game of numbers.
Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 7:42am On Dec 16, 2017
Debbietiyan:
Speaking of 'ginger,' a friend adviced that I take weed for inspiration grin...please those of 'us' that do take before penning down, how does it work out? I'm really curious.
Well..... weed is not bad but after sometime you may become dependent and attached to it ( not addictive tho).
Smoking weed shrinks the brain, thats the worst downside of it that I know of sha.....
and when the brain shrinks you know what may happen.....
Visiting new places and seeing new faces can inspire anybody I think
Literature › Re: Okunrin Ogun ( A Short Yoruba Myth) Fiction. by illicit(op): 2:01pm On Dec 15, 2017
do not mind that I omitted the marks (ami) its not just available on my device, hence why I made the story short.
I must say I was compelled to write this as I noticed that all the stories on this section are always in English.... we shouldnt neglect our mothertongues as well as the coming genearations will soon find it difficult to relate in their natural language soo of this trend continues..... Tiwantiwa...
Abeg help me push this to fp...

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how can I put appropriate marks on the letters, somebody tell me, so that I can make the sequel more inviting and easy to read for readers
Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 1:51pm On Dec 15, 2017
most people don't like to read Yoruba tho maybe because of the spellings and the marks (ami) but writing in English self na wahala o....
I remember I once wrote YORUBA in JAMB .
I was the only candidate that wrote Yoruba in the state I think and the officials were even laughing about it.... they just left me in one corner with my palaver.....
It actually helped to boost my marks
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Literature › Okunrin Ogun ( A Short Yoruba Myth) Fiction. by illicit(op):
Pls encourage literature in our native tongues..... dont let the English language invade every sphere of our being and existence....
After all Tiwa n tiwa...


OKUNRIN OGUN


Ori agba re e. O san ju oju agba re e lo.
A difa fun okunrin alagbara kan, Baba agbalagba ti oruko re nje Baba Isale nigba ti o gbo wipe iyawo oun ti oun fe ni isu loka, Egbin, lo n ba Alujoonu kan ti oun gbe ni idi Oro se pansaga. Ti Osupa oju orun sin nse alarena fun won.


Sugbon Babalawo ni ko lo juba Ile nitori wipe Lala to roke, Ile lon bo wa.

Nigba to di asale, Baba Isale dogbon, O gbe ibon re o si dibon bi eni wipe oun lo si igbo ode.

Leyin iseju melo die, O yo gba ona ehin wole sugbon ko ba iyawo re nile mo. O si ti ko gbogbo dukia re paapaa.

Baba isale binu. O fara ya.
Sebi bi obinrin ba fe koni sile. A si gbe ori re kale nitori wipe owo ori naa ni oko lo san si ile baba re ni ojo idana...
Baba Isale ju ataare si enu. O da ogogoro je. O ji enu wuye wuye.
O tu ito soke, o fi oju gba a. O leri, O leka.

Sibe sibe O ko, ko juba Ile.

Osupa n wo o, Oun rerin muse. Oun fi baba naa se awada. Yeye.

Ni Baba Isale ba ran Shango, Jakuta, Orisa oke lati lo kolu igi oro ti Egbin ati ololufe re n reju labe re.

Ina so lara igi naa. Igi faya. O si wo lu awon mejeeji mole.

Inu Baba Isale dun. Ori re wu. O gbe oju soke, O mo Osupa loju. O kapa soke. O fo feere. O doke. O fe towo bo Osupa loju. O fe da seria fún u.

Sugbon nigba ti yoo fi fo de ori oke ti o ga ju lo. Osupa ranju mo o.
Eru ba a.

Aya rẹ já a. Apa rẹ jabo. O takiti. O rebo. O wa fe ja si wipe, Lala to roke, ile lon bo bi oro awon agba.

Sugbon bo tile wù kó rí, Baba Isale da bi ogbon nitori pe ọ ti ku oun nikan.
O wa ranti oun ti Ifa wi, O si tete tu ero ara re pa.
O yo ado ti o so mo idi. O sii, o si da adin inu re mu, ti o si n pe ayajo wipe...

" gudugudu kan kii fi igba kan tura sile...
Ẹnikẹni tabi ohunkohun kole fi eyin ako ologini ba ile nitori wípé lai ku ekiri, awo re ko le ṣe gbedu... abbl"


Lesekese ni Baba yi, Baba Isale yipada ti o sí di efufulele ati iji.
Nigba naa ni Oju orun suu dudu bi aro. Ara san paaraaraaa!!!
Ojo bere si ro katakata si ori Ile...
Bayi ni Baba isale se parada ti o di Ojo di oni oloni yi...
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Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 1:34pm On Dec 15, 2017
kayo80:
Thanks.

Yeah, I read Yoruba. You are trying o... Writimg in Yoruba. I like that. I would love to read it.
Ok.....
guess I will post it here.
I do enjoy reading Yoruba stories.....
I didnt put (ami) though cos its not available on my device....
Its a short mythical story titled OKUNRIN OGUN, (MAN OF VALOUR)



OKUNRIN OGUN


Ori agba re e. O san ju oju agba re e lo.
A difa fun okunrin alagbara kan ti oruko re nje Baba Isale nigba ti o gbo wipe iyawo oun ti oun fe ni isu loka, Egbin, lo n ba Alujoonu kan ti oun gbe ni idi Oro se pansaga. Ti Osupa oju orun sin nse eleri won.


Sugbon Babalawo ni ko lo juba Ile nitori wipe Lala to roke, Ile lon bo wa.

Nigba to di asale, Baba Isale dogbon, O gbe ibon re o si dibon bi eni wipe oun lo si igbo ode.

Nigba ti o di owo irole o yo gba ona ehin wole sugbon ko ba iyawo re nile. O si ti ko gbogbo dukia re paapaa.

Baba isale binu. O fara ya.
Sebi bi obinrin ba fe koni sile. A si gbe ori re kale nitori wipe owo ori naa ni oko lo san si ile baba re ni ojo igbeyawo...
Baba Isale ju ataare si enu. O da ogogoro je. O ji enu wuye wuye.
O tu ito soke, o fi oju gba a. O leri, O leka.

Sugbon O ko, ko juba Ile.

Osupa n wo o, O rerin muse. Oun fi baba naa se yeye.

Baba Isale ran Shango, Jakuta, Orisa oke lati lo kolu igi oro ti Egbin ati ololufe re n reju labe re.

Ina so lara igi naa. Igi faya. O si wo lu awon mejeeji mole.

Inu Baba Isale dun. Ori re wu. O gbe oju soke, o si wo Osupa loju. O kapa soke. O fo feere. O doke. O fe towo bo Osupa loju.

Sugbon nigba ti yoo fi fo de ori oke ti o ga ju lo. Osupa ranju mo o.
Eru ba a.

O takiti. O rebo. O wa fe ja si wipe, Lala to roke, ile lon bo bi oro awon agba.

Sugbon, Baba Isale da bi ogbon.
O ranti oun ti Ifa wi, O si tu ero ara re pa.
O yo ado ti o so mo idi. O sii, o si da adin inu re mu, ti o si n pe ayajo wipe....

" gudugudu kan kii fi igba kan tura sile...
Enikan kii fi eyin ako ologbo ba ile.... abbl"


Lesekese ni Baba Isale yipada ti o di efufulele ati iji.
Oju orun suu dudu bi aro. Ara san paaraaraaa!!!
Ojo si ro katakata si ori Ile....
Bayi ni Baba isale se parada ti o di Ojo di oni oloni yii.....
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Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m): 11:56am On Dec 15, 2017
kayo80:
I started out writing to amuse myself too. I was my own greatest fan. I wrote stories I love. Then English teachers in my secondary school started saying I had a very vivid imagination, so I decided to take the writing a little more serious.
I doff my hat.
Your imagination is very vivid o...
hmmmm am writing a short story in Yoruba presently..... do you read Yoruba....
if you do, you can tell me what you think
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2017
The Masons disagreed among themselves but surprisingly they mend fences almost immediately.
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Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 6:26am On Dec 15, 2017
They put the dead man in the trunk. Someone whistled to the dog and then they struggled to put it in the vehicle as it wasnt leashed. It wanted to sniff around or maybe piss. Whatever. It started wailing. Corporal Wale was easing himself on one of the landcruisers rear wheels as the scene unfolds. He was whistling too. They eventually got the dog in and the window was wind down. The cop carrying a camera asked the other two what the time was. It was the bespectacled Inspector that answered. "Almost noon".
He didnt check his watch.
"Oga no time". The Camera cop replied.
The bespectacled cop nodded and whistled towards Kamal.
" Hey Guard! Whats your time? "
"I dont wear a watch but the last time I checked it was around ten"- Kamal
"Did you have somewhere to go or a call to make?" - The inspector.
"When?"
"When you checked your watch?"The Inspector said and gesticulated accordingly.
"It was a clock. I dont wear a watch. And my agenda is my business. Inspector......Rutherford?" Kamal was looking at the name tag on his breast pockect and wondered what an awkward noun it was.
"My pleasure, So I heard you called the cops this morning, you heard a noise and saw a girl leave, well I picked this up around the gutter there"- The inspector was saying and pointed to the direction after removing a wristwatch from his pocket which he now dangled before Kamal.
Kamal was emotionless.
The Inspector continued "Ofcourse you can see its a golden wristwatch but its broken too. Stopped on some few minutes past ten. I guess this morning. Around the time you were checking your time."....
" Yeah yeah yeah. I was checking my clock around then which means I was inside. I didnt see anybody drop a thing. About why I called earlier. The Inspector who came earlier said you guys will come and take my statement. You can cut the chase and lets get down to that ok?" Kamal Interrupted and looked straight in the Inspectors eyes.
The inspector must be fresh out of the Academy. Kamal thought. Lucky guy. Cadet Inspector. He couldn't be more than thirty two.....
"Hmmmm. I like to see your clock" The inspector said as he pocketed the gold watch.
"No problem, I will just have to search you first".....
The Inspector laughed heartily but just then a convertible entered the street and was gunning heavily down the street. There was a driver and a passenger. The passenger was carrying an automatic rifle and was operating it furiously. He fired the landcruiser so much that as the slugs entered it, it sounded like rain on zinc. The dog yelped and jumped through the window then it hustled down the street towards the guerilla garden. The camera cop wasnt too lucky and one of the other two cops. They fell instantly. Corporal wale fell in the drainage as he tried to get something from his seat. The third cop fled after the dog. He was shouting "my head, my mothers head..... my head"....


Kamal unslung his rifle and prostrated very quickly as the inspector too crouched and unslung his pistol. A semi automatic.
Kamal cocked and opened fire briskly. He got the rear wheel of the convertible at once, he shot the engine too. It exploded but the car had already stopped then and the occupants crouched behind it.

Inspector Rutherford rolled into the drainage and took cover just behind the culvert. Kamal fired under the vehicle as the inspector was trying to flank the attackers.....
They were engaged and returning fire for fire. The driver was firing a revolver. When he fired eight shots he was out of ammunition but the guy with the Kalash Nikov kept firing but the way he fires implies that he wasnt trained or he was just non challant.... he will exhaust his ammo too soon.... Kamal thought and fired his gun miserly.... he was a good shot.

He hnew he wasnt in the gunmans range so he was trying to rouse the attackers from behind their cover and take a perfect snipe when they rise to flee.
They couldnt possibly leave in the convertible now.
When they rose to flee, he shot one in the occipult. Rutherford got the other in the spine....
Corporal Wale was dead.

As Kamal was handling his rifle and asking the inspector if he was ok the third cop was returning. The inspector took aim at him and shot him thrice while walking towards him to make sure he was dead before Kamal realised what was happening he had turned to face him.

"Drop your weapon" Rutherford shouted.
Kamal hesitated then said "Well why not shoot me right away. So I cant say anything. I dont have to drop my weapon. You already got me. Just do it but let me die holding steel."
"Look this is not about you and I wasnt going to shoot you so dont shoot me ok. Those guys....... He pointed to the dead cops. " They werent police but they work for Nigerian Police. Dont mind the uniform.

"The dog?" Kamal asked after some tense seconds.
"Not police. It belongs to a victim"
"What victim?"
Rutherford didnt answer the question.
"Lets get out of here now"

"No, am calling my office, moreso you should radio it in to your office.... Do I have to teach you your job? You shot two men. One was your buddy. One was a suspect. And you dont have to shoot me? Well I expect those guys with the armour tank at the junction should be here about now. Are you gonna shoot them too?" Kamal lamented.

"They won't come. They are Anti terrorists. I am from Relations. They know why this is happening and they won't interfere....."
Rutherford was saying as he hosltered his gun after he had reloaded it. Kamal pointed his rifle to him but he didnt seem to mind.
He was so sure of himself.

"Why do you want me to run then. The last I know, you were here on an investgation. Your cronies are dead. Ok. Occupational hazard. Then why dont you stay on the job as this seems part of your investigation? Why do you wanna run if nobody is coming? Put up your hands. Or I gun you down".

" Dont be funny, you know.... why we have to run now is because we have to find the victim, that is the one who owns this wristwatch. He patted his pocket. Moreso because you are public enemy now. You have seen more than what you to.... Look come with me its your only chance to see the sunset I swear.... "

"What victim? I only saw you kill an armed suspect and murdered a "cop" or your mechanic, whatever you call him, you are the fugitive here. I will turn you in."

"Listen. Listen, the girl you saw this morning. She owns this watch.... And that dog.... (The dog was limping towards them. There was blood on its left paw).... and this car." Rutherford pointed to the convertible....

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Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op):
The dogs were surely communicating. The bespectacled cop stopped by the landcruiser and was talking with Corporal Wale in silent tones. He seemed to be passing instructions.
Kamal watched with the corner of his eye. He had made a mental note not to approach them until he was required to do so. He wasnt even a witness to the actual crime. He had only heard a voice which could have even come from anywhere actually. A lawyer ca play that card in court. He knows.
The actual "crime" he witnessed was not reported to the cops, that is the abduction of the girl.
Maybe it wasnt a crime. The abductors maybe law enforcement too. Perhaps DSS or NDLEA. They werent uniformed. They might be detectives. The benz they came and left in had no plates. He sighed.
The evidences he got were in his pocket except the torch which he left inside. He does not think an intruder is still in the neighbourhood anymore as it makes no sense. All this while as he was ruminating he was looking at the sky. The sun was east. A kite was floating lazily. The dogs still barked.

The gate of the crime scene opened. Two cops carried the corpse out, it was wrapped in bedsheet. The one with video camera trailed behind with the dog. Corporal wale alighted and opened the booth they put the corpse in, he was a small man anyway.

The officer was looking at Kamal as this was going on. Then he casually strolled towards him. Kamal kept a straight face and whistled children rhymes. He still carried his gun on his shoulder.
Sergeant Barwa was on the officers heel.
Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 5:57am On Dec 15, 2017
The battered landcruiser returned. It was still driven by the corporal that looked like a dwarf bodybuilder. His pencil and cigarrete stuck in each ear.


Kamal stood in front of his compound. His rifle loaded and slung on his shoulder like a cattle rearer. He was gazing at the vehicle nonchanantly. There were three policemen and a German shepherd in the backseat. A bespectacled officer was riding shotgun.
They all alighted except corporal Wale who was reclining his seat and lighting a cigarette.

The police - men and dog from the backseat merely looked at the guard as they entered the crime scene compound. The dog wasnt restrained. It was quite. Maybe it's mute - he snickered. Or maybe the dumbass cops overfed it. They wore gloves and one was carrying a video camera. Like seriously?.... He almost laughed.

The bespectacled officer stayed on the street and appeared to be surveying the adjacent compounds. Maybe he was searching for CCTV cameras. Kamal mused.

He was wearing a glock 16 in his hip holster and looked professional but uncertain.

Kamal kept his distance and eyes on the officer, occasionally spying the smoking corporal Wale.
The officer looked in the drainage and murmured to himself. He seemed to be measuring a footprint with his.... He picked a cigarrete stub and sniffed it before he pocketed it.
He looked at the utility poles on the street and down towards Kamals compound. That was when he appeared to see him for the first time. He nodded.

He must be myopic. Kamal thought mischievously.
The police dog started barking furiously and one of the policemen was either shouting it down or giving it orders. He heard them called it Sergeant Barwa.
The dogs from next street were barking at the top of their lungs too now if there was ever anything like that.....
It was then that Kamal guessed that they must be Alsatians too. Maybe three or four....


Frankenstein
Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 5:50am On Dec 15, 2017
Ok. ok. ok
update loading. I almost forgot to.....
Literature › Re: 2017-2018 Chatbox by illicit(m):
most ardent readers in Nigeria swapped hobbies already....
Anyway I only write what amuses me. Interestingly its not even for fans or readers. I just write to amuse me.
I have always wanted to write a book,
well maybe because John Grisham did. Stephen king did. Am an avid reader tho.
I still have some stories from my Sec sch days that I still read to amuse myself or my friends when they visit.
I like to write what I like just for myself and build a personal/private collection..... am not really into this stuff of writing for the public but I applause those who do.
From what I see, most Nigerian writers dont get money from writing but that's not an excuse.

I just write to amuse myself privately.
Nairaland is a faceless forum yeah but I have this feeling that Chimamanda is here..... dont ask why

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