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Education › Re: How Do I Get Distinctions In W.A.E.C ? by illicit(m): 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2018
ARCHEMEDESME:
Please i need your help nairalanders,I need your advice on how to get distinctions in W.A.E.C especially in further maths
Well that depends on your location, I will advice that yo register with us for tutorials and the actual exam, feel free to reach me on 07064550358, you can call or WhatsApp for more enquiries, distinction is yours in Jesus name Amen
Education › Re: Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 4:19pm On Jul 24, 2018
1stolax:
Abi nau Tell me what you studied first. I'm talking about A-list courses
Studied Linguistics
Education › Re: Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 8:24am On Jul 24, 2018
1stolax:
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God forbid!
Stupìd and biased school

They usually just admits students from ILORIN origin.

I hate that school. Thank God I never tried for ones sef
you are very wrong and very pessimistic, FYI that's the school I finished from and am not from Ilorin or anywhere in kwara....
Education › Unilorin Post Utme Scrrening Form Out!!! Grab Your Copy Now by illicit(op): 9:59pm On Jul 23, 2018
Tell your neighbour sitting beside you, don't enjoy the gist alone....
2018/2019 Pre-Admission Screening Registration


Candidates are to start registration immediately
Note that wrong Entries will automatically disqualify a candidate .
On the home page of the University of Ilorin website, click on 2018/2019 Pre-Admission Screening Procedure .
All candidates are advised to click on
Pre-Admission Screening Instructions and carefully read the Registration Instructions before proceeding.
1. Ensure that you have valid and active email address and phone number.
2. On the Admission Menu displayed on the left-hand side, click Pre-Admission Screening Registration.
3. Fill in the require details as required for the displayed fields.
Note: Actual Registration fee for each candidate is N2,000 only excluding bank charges.
Thereafter:
Candidates should click on the Get Details button for your JAMB information; and
Click on Make Payment link to go to Remita platfom. Note: UTME Candidates who are qualified for the courses originally chosen can proceed to make payment by supplying the required information. However, UTME Candidates who are not qualified for the course originally chosen are advised to change their course as indicated on the payment page.
3. Make Payment
Select your ATM card type (e.g Visa or Master Card)
Enter your Card Number
Enter Card Expiry Date and the card CVV2 (the 3 digits on the reverse side of the card and lastly enter your card pin; and
Click on Pay.
Please note: (Do not Refresh your browser while the process is going on to avoid multiple deductions from your account. If nothing is displayed after 10 minutes, close the browser and restart).
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 10:11am On Jul 19, 2018
You will quit smoking before you know it
Health › Re: Fake Doctor Arrested For Killing Patients In Ondo State by illicit(m): 11:40am On Jul 18, 2018
Doing anything for the money is wicked
Education › Re: Help! Any School Of Nurse Out For Sale by illicit(m): 9:55pm On Jul 11, 2018
Temi17:
@ illicit thank you
Dont mention, the pleasure is mine.
Education › Re: Help! Any School Of Nurse Out For Sale by illicit(m): 5:46pm On Jul 10, 2018
Yes Temi17, EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY TEACHING HOSPITAL (Eksuth) school of nursing admission form is out.
Call 07064550358 for more details


SCHOOL OF NURSING, EKSUTH, ADO-EKITI 2018 ENTRANCE APPLICATION FORM
This is to inform the general public that admission forms into the SCHOOL OF NURSING EKSUTH, ADO-EKITI for 2018/2019 Academic session are now available for sale
on-line.
ENTRY REQUIREMENT
Candidate must possess a minimum of
Five Credits in WASC/SSCE/NECO to include English Language, Mathematics, Biology, Chemistry and Physics at not more than two sittings and candidate must attain the age of 17 years in 2018
Candidate will be allowed to combine WAEC/SSCE with NECO Results.
PAYMENT METHOD
Pay the sum of N11,000.00 (Eleven thousandnaira) only into
Bank: United Bank for Africa (UBA)
Account No.: 1003306243
Account Name: School of Nursing, Ado Ekiti.
Make a photocopy of the payment teller and print out
Submit the original copy of the payment teller to the Bursar at the School of Nursing, EKSUTH, Ado-Ekiti
Obtain the School Receipt and Admission Registration Scratch Card in the school
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Visit the school e-portal at:
www.sonadeksuth.edu.ng
Click on Apply Now button
Input your PIN
Click on Fill Application button to access the form
Fill in your data and relevant details required
Scan and upload your recent passport photograph (Max. size 30kb)
Click on Submit button.
Print a copy of acknowledgement and exam notification slip (after successful completion of online application) which you will bring to the exam center/venue
CLOSING DATE
Friday, 24TH AUGUST, 2018
DATE OF EXAMINATION
Saturday 25th August, 2018 by 11:00 a.m
EXAMINATION VENUE
At centers as designated on notification slips
FOR FURTHER ENQUIRIES:07064550358
Education › Obtain School Of Nursing Form (EKSU University Teaching Hospital,Ado Ekiti) by illicit(op):
SCHOOL OF NURSING, EKSUTH, ADO-EKITI 2018 ENTRANCE APPLICATION FORM
This is to inform the general public that admission forms into the SCHOOL OF NURSING EKSUTH, ADO-EKITI for 2018/2019 Academic session are now available for sale
on-line.
ENTRY REQUIREMENT
Candidate must possess a minimum of
Five Credits in WASC/SSCE/NECO to include English Language, Mathematics, Biology, Chemistry and Physics at not more than two sittings and candidate must attain the age of 17 years in 2018
Candidate will be allowed to combine WAEC/SSCE with NECO Results.
PAYMENT METHOD
Pay the sum of N11,000.00 (Eleven thousandnaira) only into
Bank: United Bank for Africa (UBA)
Account No.: 1003306243
Account Name: School of Nursing, Ado Ekiti.
Make a photocopy of the payment teller and print out
Submit the original copy of the payment teller to the Bursar at the School of Nursing, EKSUTH, Ado-Ekiti
Obtain the School Receipt and Admission Registration Scratch Card in the school
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Visit the school e-portal at:
www.sonadeksuth.edu.ng
Click on Apply Now button
Input your PIN
Click on Fill Application button to access the form
Fill in your data and relevant details required
Scan and upload your recent passport photograph (Max. size 30kb)
Click on Submit button.
Print a copy of acknowledgement and exam notification slip (after successful completion of online application) which you will bring to the exam center/venue
CLOSING DATE
Friday, 24TH AUGUST, 2018
DATE OF EXAMINATION
Saturday 25th August, 2018 by 11:00 a.m
EXAMINATION VENUE
At centers as designated on notification slips
FOR FURTHER ENQUIRIES: 07064550358
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:55am On Jul 02, 2018
Please review this poem It is titled "LINGO"



This is not hard. Dont force it, just rock it. Volcano?
Yeah, look around you. It is not about you, It is all about hues and its still about you. Afro?
Now, watch me do it.... Move it, shake it, step on it, just get on it, get down on it. Disco?
Nice. Here comes the sleek one, Its big, stretched and long. Sounds like a Limo or a Love Machine?
Very dirty and sticky. Talking about sticks, Not chopsticks, Fela's sticks. Kingsize. Fire away as it takes you away like a jet. Jumbo.
It is. Big. Strong. King. Kong. Rambo?
Or Commando. Quick one, Number seven. Goes like Tornado, Fast like volcano. Dribble you. Pass you. Ronaldo?
It is a goal. On to the next one. Call it Latino, But its pure Afro. Mambo? Limbo?
Wrong! Heres a bonus! Have it! Keep it! Pet it! But "Beware of it!!!" Wow!!! Thats pretty easy. Its Bingo.
No Dumbo.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
Whenever somebody kicks the bucket, someone else foots the bill.....
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Literature › Re: The Complete James Hardly Chase Novels In Epub, Pdf And Mobi Formats by illicit(m): 8:56pm On Jun 29, 2018
Pls send as many as possible to Temitpdaramola@gmail.com God bless you
Education › Re: What Is The Role Of A University Chancellor? by illicit(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2018
Just another useless portfolio to add to the useless position of kings that they occupy
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:07pm On Jun 11, 2018
Cannibals dont eat sprinsters because of running stomach
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Crime › Re: This Is The Lady That Jumped Into The 3rd Mainland Bridge by illicit(m): 6:04pm On Jun 11, 2018
Imgest this story with pinches of salt to avoid constipation or indigestion....
Agriculture › Re: Some Popular Species Of Chickens We Eat In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by illicit(m): 8:50am On Jun 06, 2018
Nice one... I do think its either local fowl or agric fowl
Literature › Re: Down Falls (Short Story 300 words) by illicit(op): 1:46am On Jun 05, 2018
Yes
Literature › Re: Sugar Son by illicit(op): 1:45am On Jun 05, 2018
More...
Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 1:39am On Jun 05, 2018
More....
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Education › Re: Only The Genius Can Get This by illicit(m): 11:59pm On May 26, 2018
a. rent



b. went
Travel › Re: Erin Ijesha Or Idanre by illicit(m): 11:33pm On May 26, 2018
you can let me be your guide to OWU FALLS in kwara state, call 07064550358
Education › Re: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by illicit(m): 2:26pm On May 24, 2018
shenanigans
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Singles! Let's Mingle [24-35years] by illicit(m): 3:22pm On May 20, 2018
I need a reasonable and decent lady for a relationship that will blossom.
I don't want a slay queen I just want a simple pretty lady btw in her 20s, dark skinned and average height....
No tattoos or too much body piercing, she must be educated, at least OND. she must not be addicted to anything and may come from any part of the country and any religion...
She must be working....
07064550358
serious ladies only....
Education › Re: Alternative To JAMB/UTME, Enrol for IJMB/JUPEB @ Climax Advance Studies Center by illicit(op): 11:36pm On Mar 30, 2018
jonesky080:
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pls create your own thread ok
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2018
DaimlerBen:
[After a very long journey] Wheels: I'm tyred. Muffler: I'm exhausted.
nice one
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:57am On Mar 28, 2018
Burnavick:
Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame.
Jesus christ! u nailed it!
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2018
I ROLL on the floor when am TYREd
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Romance › Re: The Oldest Nairalander? by illicit(m): 3:18am On Feb 07, 2018
Who cares tho

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