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Politics › Re: Here Is A 1959 Cambridge School (WAEC) Certificate by illicit(m): 10:21pm On Jan 22, 2015
The passport on that buhari certificate tho...
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 9:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
mistytohcute:
my friend bakery BURNT down last night, now her business is TOAST
u r gud
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:13pm On Jan 20, 2015
They say talk is cheap, but my iphone cost me 160k
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 4:20pm On Jan 20, 2015
pureIvory:
Arguing with my boyfriend inside his speeding CAR, he just shouted "I need a BRAKE!".
WORD!
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
she was jailed yesterday because she saw somebody kill a mr nobody the other day, today its her, tomorrow it could be anybody...
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
the girl upstairs asked me what i parked under (honda)....
....and that was the end of disussion (EOD)
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
nwadiuko1:
Dad: why did they arrest you from the school
Shekarau: I had C4
Dad: what?
Shekarau: in my waec I mean
dad: why were u arrested frm sch
son: i had c4 in my papers...
EOD
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:17am On Jan 20, 2015
Apologies to fashion police, today i feel like wearing my heart on my sleeves
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2015
If you dont start, you can never stop.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
I deliver like say I get belle
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:24am On Jan 19, 2015
Well, i bought myself a Grandfather clock for old times sake.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:22am On Jan 19, 2015
Babe: wow, tommorow is val, hon pls take me shopping, dnt u feel love in the air?
Guy: well, you know am asthmatic!
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:15am On Jan 19, 2015
A NICE man needs no PAYNE (pain)
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Romance › Re: S He Using Me??? by illicit(m): 6:37am On Jan 19, 2015
30ammy and i am here crushing myself to death 4u, so its this goldigga dats spoiling my show....? Pls leave him already, u deserve the best!
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper Asap Rocky Says: I Thought All African Girls Were Bald Headed.." by illicit(m): 6:05am On Jan 19, 2015
@ sinaj nic pics, i like dat peeping .... @ Ladytemi how are u? he is still a bastard tho, i ve never been to the middle east but i know not everybody there is a terrorist or violent and use grenades as necklaces... He is just an ignorant fool who refuses to read anything in a book, therefore his knowledge is retarded, i can bet he is been watching entertainment TV all his miserable life...
Education › Re: Primry Sch. Grammar Blunder! Share Urs. by illicit(m): 11:01pm On Jan 18, 2015
We wud say 'dont kobalize me' instead of 'dont implicate me' lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by illicit(m): 10:25pm On Jan 18, 2015
June 13th
Politics › Re: How Sani Abacha Died, By Jerry Useni by illicit(m): 9:35pm On Jan 18, 2015
I smell a fish!
Health › Re: Court Legalises Abalaka's HIV Vaccine, 16 Years After by illicit(m): 9:22pm On Jan 18, 2015
Does it work?
Crime › Re: Photos: Wicked World!!! Mother Butcher Her Son And Also Got Butchered Inturn by illicit(m): 9:08pm On Jan 18, 2015
Thats some weird community with screwed DNA people
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper Asap Rocky Says: I Thought All African Girls Were Bald Headed.." by illicit(m): 8:32pm On Jan 18, 2015
Well he is entitled to his silly opinion.
Politics › Re: What Is Man's Greatest Invention? by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Jan 18, 2015
I would have given it to language but i read somewhere that language existed b4 man, i would say speech or better still WRITING.
Politics › Re: APC & PDP Thugs Clash In Zamfara (Very Graphic Photos) by illicit(m): 5:05pm On Jan 18, 2015
These dudes are stewpid, for how much sef?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures Of The Year by illicit(m): 4:53pm On Jan 18, 2015
Daz all?
Nairaland General › Re: This Nigerian Life by illicit(m): 10:42am On Jan 18, 2015
Nice piece
Celebrities › Re: Soul E Drops A Bombshell, Says 2015 Election Would Be Replica Of The June 12, 93 by illicit(m): 10:29am On Jan 18, 2015
Somebody is Hallucinating!
Education › Re: NISD : Participation Thread(REP your school in here) by illicit(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2015
Sorry i am preparing for exams now and writing tests, cant write an essay for now am sorry
Health › Re: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by illicit(m): 8:13am On Jan 18, 2015
Ymodulus are u there?
Politics › Re: Most Dangerous Cultural Practices On Earth with pictures:::::::::::::::::::::: by illicit(m): 7:57am On Jan 18, 2015
Hey bluivy and hippyzuki yall need to stop this, be friends ok?
Literature › Re: Best Nigerian Novel U Eva Read? by illicit(m): 7:53am On Jan 18, 2015
tpiaP:
Did anyone ever read the yellow yellow book which won a prize awhile back?
you mean half of the yellow sun? Chimamanda adichie

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