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Education › Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by illicit(m):
Aparo - my Maths teacher -or sparrow (aparo is a bush pigeon, because of his dirty appearance, cudnt speak correct english so he teaches mostly in his local dialect of yoruba)
Fine gal - this teacher tho married was young sexy and beautiful even than our galfriends
Oo'pa'e - one teacher like that stammers
Stingy - she sells some provision but will shortchange u anytime
Baba Metere - the guard at the sch canteen
Paso - he always shout YODI when he wants to flog u
Tomatoes - Agric teacher with bumps on his chin
OGSA, the only sch
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:42pm On Feb 08, 2015
cordss:
dont make me DRAW my weapon, u wont LIKE it!.
no correlation btw draw and like, ur statement cud be interpreted in many ways, draw and sketch relates
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Education › Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by illicit(m): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
From their uniform, i can see they are accounting students
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
denniece1:
never trust an atom, they make up everything.
word!
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:01am On Feb 06, 2015
Obasanjo's name ring BELLS. (obasonjo owns bells university)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Working Christian Lady Needs A Loving Man For An Affair by illicit(m): 6:08am On Feb 06, 2015
Looking for older men sometimes dont help, the problem is that the man may not be looking for you, i dont know why most ladies cant take younger guys serious, age shouldnt be a problem, being happy is a relative thing it doesnt come with age or money or status
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 3:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
3rd mainland bridge...
Now they talking 4th mainland bridge...
I come lagos to count bridge?
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
4th mainland wetin? abeg i no come lagos to count bridge!
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Romance › Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by illicit(m): 7:49am On Feb 03, 2015
AnnieBeyonce:
nop..it's my fake pix
thought as much, u too controversial to be taking seriously or for real anyway
Romance › Re: THINGS That Ladies CANNOT Do Without In A WEEK by illicit(m): 7:46am On Feb 03, 2015
Very well
phinerd:
shopping
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For Me by illicit(m): 7:43am On Feb 03, 2015
MZdamola:
Yes, better now, thanks a lot
u welcome, just followed u now hope u dnt mind following back?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For Me by illicit(m): 7:10am On Feb 03, 2015
The Lord is with u dear, hope you are good now
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Performs Ritual To Lift Curse by illicit(m): 7:05am On Feb 03, 2015
Eeya.
Romance › Re: THINGS That Ladies CANNOT Do Without In A WEEK by illicit(m): 7:04am On Feb 03, 2015
They cant do without gossip, nagging and quarelling in 2 days
Romance › Re: Lack Of Trust In A Relationship by illicit(m): 4:14pm On Feb 02, 2015
AnnieBeyonce:
not true
ok, whats true
Romance › Re: Am Confused by illicit(m): 1:07pm On Feb 02, 2015
I think u shd av a made a scene right there an then if u were really flabbergasted
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:46am On Feb 02, 2015
U guaranteed a great heavenly feeling if u get caught having sex during rapture
Romance › Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by illicit(m): 2:14am On Feb 02, 2015
zaragal:
A virgin??... and all dat picture post??... I don't mean hymen virgin oooo..lyk the other guy was saying....lol...I mean real virgins in d sense...oga na lie jhor
hmmmm
Crime › Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by illicit(m): 1:32am On Feb 02, 2015
ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria undecided
are u kidding me?
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Open’s Her Legs Wide In New Seductive Acts (photos) by illicit(m): 1:20am On Feb 02, 2015
owolawitola:
This is ithuh?! She looks like what i imagine undone amala would look like if thrown on the floor. Sexy my behind undecided
u harsh o
Romance › Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by illicit(m): 1:18am On Feb 02, 2015
zaragal:
Mehn....if u re dat gal on that dp??... den u re not worth my time...as everyone is wasting his time on a dead thread angry angry
appearance can be deceptive tho

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