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Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Do You Prefer? by illicit(m): 9:42am On Feb 15, 2015
Which one do u like
Romance › Re: Top10 Cute Nairaland I Will Like To Date by illicit(m): 9:39am On Feb 15, 2015
Fatty bumbum
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For Me by illicit(m): 8:16am On Feb 15, 2015
MZdamola:
Illicit
k, pm
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For Me by illicit(m): 8:12am On Feb 15, 2015
Mzdamola?
Romance › Re: Valentine Kisses by illicit(m): 8:08am On Feb 15, 2015
Twaci which one are u giving me
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 7:56am On Feb 15, 2015
cacali:
*night crawler*
why do you crawl at night, can i join u? lol, happy sunday
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 7:55am On Feb 15, 2015
Happy bday to the most wonderful and realest lady on NL, the beautiful humble queen mzflexydeeva, wish you everything good my dear
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus & Daniel Ademinokan, Her Man Celebrate Val In A Romantic Way -pic by illicit(m): 7:34am On Feb 15, 2015
ritababe:
So wetin concern me? I don also post my own pic of how i celebrate my val but nobody gree move am come frontpage.
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Wetin different between me and her?
Am even beautiful than hergrin
beauty is in the eye of the beholder they say
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2015
chubbypearl:
You didnt answer the question,about the including,am guessing you mean the fun?no,thanks
well, planned to spend the day for myself and few friends and thats what am doing now
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 9:39am On Feb 14, 2015
chubbypearl:
its going fine.hope you have planned a wonderful day for u&missy?
well maybe next one, can i include you as well?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 9:15am On Feb 14, 2015
chubbypearl:
hi illicit
nice, its a beautiful morning here, hows urs coming
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by illicit(m): 9:10am On Feb 14, 2015
shalommeri:
Is it not serious relatnshp evrione wantshuhlol me too sha,lemme try ma luck sha..dix my num 09095019362...reside in ebonyi nd skuln der bt am frm imo..
remember me?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 9:07am On Feb 14, 2015
Tnks mzflexydeeva, wishing u smiles
hi chubbypearl
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Send Your Bae Val's Message (Official Valentines Thread) ♥♥ by illicit(m): 8:56am On Feb 14, 2015
Most people who want true love forgets that Nothing under the sun is perfect, just be at ur best and aspire to give the same thing u want from someone else, true love doesnt drop from the sky it takes time, patience, communication, understanding, peace to grow and stay, being indifferent and obstinate will get you to an indifferent and obstinate end, there is no room for obstinacy where you can talk or chat things out like the young adults you are, to all my friends celebrating val today i wish you all smiles
daintyprincess
klassiquette
chibarbie
mzdamola
owolawitola
omavik
twaci
evestar200
chubbyt
Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Val by illicit(m): 4:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Very sweet of u twaci, love you lots, dedicating to u Beyonces - Lights out.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 9:43am On Feb 13, 2015
MZdamola:
Lool..
Big baby
abi nw, how was ur nyt
Jokes Etc › Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 1:30am On Feb 13, 2015
MZdamola:
Go to bed tope
cant sleep, Will u sing me a llulaby?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m):
WATCHING my MOTHERS WARES... SEASON 3.

Poverty,
Is so IMPOVERISHED,
An idea left UNNOURISHED.

Always SOAKING garri
Will get you DEHYDRATED

WITHOUT money
The Girl 'GOT' impregnated' F.O.C

Living beside The Flood BANK
Is non - INTERESTing
Your apetite becomes foul (FOWL)
It would seem to have grown WINGS
Living infront of Cele
I was FED tales (TAILS) of FISHy spiritual MATTERs,
But it held (HEAD) no WATER
Cause i get big SPACE
Deep down my Belle

What EXECUTED Remi
Was something we could have MANAGEd
But there was no FUND
No COLLATERAL for DAMAGE.

When Daddy STOPped BREATHING
It was a BREATHTAKING MOMENT
We couldnt pay for BOARD
Then the Landlady bring NOTICE.

We get STALL for MARKET at Isolo
We still MOVE and PARK go many PLACES
ODDly i LOST COUNT
EVEN COUNTing my LOSS

I CHANGEd schools
Wether its first,second
Or third TERM
I Didnt go to PARTIES
I wasnt POPULAR
I didnt make NEWS
Cos its not always my TERRAIN
All our friends
Don Ya danu
Like say na end of CAMPAIGN.

P.S
LAWS are ROCKy,
And meant to be BROKEN like the TEN COMMANDMENTS, those who fell on the RIGHTeous side are always BROKE

The Lord is my Sheperd
I am a Black Sheep
Am not RUNNING MOUTH
I just cant DISSgRACE my RACE.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2015
Brb
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
Am not a WEIGHT LOSS machine but i let the FAT woman LEAN on me
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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Receiving Lap Dance from Okey Bakassi by illicit(m): 2:35pm On Feb 10, 2015
dammywapes:
so you can abuse someone without abusing you ? Do unto others as you want others to do unto you. If i may ask you , why do call me a gay in the first place ? And i reply calling you gay to and you started abusing me. Am sorry to say this to you, you are not mature enough. And on my post you comment earlier , I guess you don't know the meaning.
ogbeni u gay stfu
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Receiving Lap Dance from Okey Bakassi by illicit(m):
dammywapes:
And you will be a nice mate.
God will punish u mumu
Jokes Etc › Re: The Badt Blind Guy by illicit(m): 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2015
Lmao
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:59pm On Feb 10, 2015
What do u call a mute heavyweight, dumbbell?
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m):
Heaven is a place of knowledge, God knows.
my name is in the TESTAMENTS, God WILLing.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
Are Law students that DUMB? Wonder why they have a moot (MUTE) court.
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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Receiving Lap Dance from Okey Bakassi by illicit(m): 12:43pm On Feb 10, 2015
dammywapes:
I found network on your land , How much does it cost ?
Bleep u gay!
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Receiving Lap Dance from Okey Bakassi by illicit(m): 12:40pm On Feb 10, 2015
silverdam:
Why won't he sweat, probably he was having hard on.

I've always had this feeling that Basketmouth is gay.... He should be a good cockksuckerr or assslicker


Try me.... I'm a good cockksuckerr, i will suck you dry.
GAY!
ur pix
Travel › Re: Woman Tries To Smuggle Marijuana To Dubai For Free Visa by illicit(m): 7:53am On Feb 09, 2015
Make them free them joor, no be vegetable dem carry? Na bomb abi poison. Them no go allow make person get high in peace. Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Want To Meet by illicit(m): 7:49am On Feb 09, 2015
Drop ur number then

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