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Education › Re: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by illicit(m):
Am a bonafide student of the better by far University, faculty of Arts,
Which is the heart beat of the whole campus, the only University in Nigeria aside private schools that has an efficient and stable academic calender and protocol......... I welcome you all aspirants, i was on a similar thread too some times ago when i was struggling for admission and the information i got really helped me a lot, however be careful and wary of impersonators and fraudsters who might want to take advantage of this beautiful forum to defraud you of your time and most importantly your money for unscrupulous reasons, if you have any enquiries or questions pertaining to the post utme or any other relevant issue, feel free to contact me at no cost.
Also if you will need accommodation during the post utme period, contact me for details. Add me on whatsapp 08030419508
Culture › Re: Ritualists den discovered In Ilorin, Kwara State!!! by illicit(op): 11:51am On Jul 01, 2014
Culture › Re: Ritualists den discovered In Ilorin, Kwara State!!! by illicit(op): 11:47am On Jul 01, 2014
onihaxy: sauce ? source?
I am the living source, plus it was all over the news yesterday, i dont wanna go there cos of some allergy, i would av taken some pix to share
Culture › Ritualists den discovered In Ilorin, Kwara State!!! by illicit(op):
I dont know which section to put this
Yesterday, the Nigerian police, Kwara St division claimed it had discovered and raided a kidnappers/Ritualists den, where decomposing headless human cadavers were found, also some parts of the human body, amidst a lot of items such as Nysc caps and boots, school sandals, phones, wears, and some pieces of cloth suspected to have been used by the suspects to strangle their victims. However no one was found on the scene and no arrest has been made so far, but the owner of the uncompleted building located along Airport Road, Eiyenkorin town, an elderly woman has been taken in for questioning and assistance to help nab the suspected culprits....
The police said the location was discovered through information passed to them by suspecting neighbours who claim some big people do come to the area for unknown reasons, and the police launched an intensive undercover investigation which led to the raid. Human parts were said to be sold in this building. May God help us.
sunnewsonline.net/news/police-uncover-kidnappers-den-in-ilorin-nigerian-tribune
www.peoplesdailyng.com/police-discover-ritual-killers-den-in-kwara/
Nairaland General › Re: Why Did The Mods In The Politics Section Banned Me From Posting Or Commenting? by illicit(m): 9:45am On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=Mynd_44]You are welcome. Nice profile pic BTW[/quote]
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Crazy Usernames On Nairaland That You Know by illicit(m): 8:18pm On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=i-smoke-weed]Illicit angry even you?[/quote]yes o, even me
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 8:02pm On Dec 30, 2013
^ it depends on the quality n quantity of what u smoked, if u smoke a wrap of common weed u shd be okay in 2hrs for a starter, if u take SK like that 4 to 6hrs u myt still be high, smoke takes btw 0 to 30mins to start working
Fashion › Re: Calabar Carnival: Normal Or Abnormal? by illicit(m): 1:45am On Dec 30, 2013
Evestar200: thats the way i will dress when am comin to Ilorin cheesy
lol
Fashion › Re: Calabar Carnival: Normal Or Abnormal? by illicit(m): 6:32pm On Dec 29, 2013
thats a very stoopid way to dress
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For Bored Rich Married/single Ladies....here Is Discreet Fvck And Fun by illicit(m): 2:48am On Dec 29, 2013
hmmmmm if someone shd PM me i will knw dis tin works, until den........
Jokes Etc › Re: Calabar Woman by illicit(m): 2:23am On Dec 29, 2013
funny u.... Lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Crazy Things We Used To Do As Kids by illicit(m): 2:17am On Dec 29, 2013
i still put my pills inside eba
and what i did most as kid is 'daddy and mummy'
Jokes Etc › Re: 50 Fun Things To Do In A Public Toilet by illicit(m): 1:40am On Dec 29, 2013
d only shits i knw u can do in a lagos public toilet is to sell or buy weed as well as smoke it, u can also get or make a quickie, u can mob someone or get mobbed ursef... Datz all
btw all dos tins u posted are childish, irrelevant and stupid.. IMO, only a true loony will do dos shits
Jokes Etc › Re: 50 Fun Things To Do In A Public Toilet by illicit(m): 1:36am On Dec 29, 2013
guess dis OP never been in dis part of d world, u mean public toilet like d one at tabontabon, agege, na dia u wan do all dis?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny And Crazy Usernames On Nairaland That You Know by illicit(m): 1:20am On Dec 29, 2013
ismokeweed
omiobo
born2fuck etc
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Off by illicit(m): 9:21pm On Dec 26, 2013
hey, very funny
Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Life Taught You So Far? by illicit(op): 1:29pm On Dec 24, 2013
seunincanada: Life has taught me that no matter what happens:

1. Life goes on
2. People change fast
3. Love don't last.
beleive me true love is rare but very durable, it lasts long
Nairaland General › Re: How To Remember The Son Or Daughter Of Whom You Are!!! by illicit(op): 5:44pm On Dec 22, 2013
Temismith: Honestly, dis tips are loaded! Thumbs up @op wink
thanks namesake
Jokes Etc › Re: What Are The Most Funny/insultive Insults You Heard In 2013 by illicit(m): 4:51pm On Dec 20, 2013
GO and DIE!!!
Politics › Re: Christmas Day Bomber, Kabiru Sokoto, Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by illicit(m): 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2013
Promhize: He should be brunt to date undecided
pardon?
Nairaland General › Re: People Who Woke-Up After Being Pronounced Dead by illicit(m): 2:37pm On Dec 20, 2013
do not forget GBENGA ADEBOYE, the funwontan musician, he died, then woke up after several hours jokingly claiming he forgot his hymnbook and bible, but died afterwards, sorry i cant remember the intervals
Nairaland General › How To Remember The Son Or Daughter Of Whom You Are!!! by illicit(op): 2:06pm On Dec 20, 2013
These advice is meant to teach how to be a correct young human.

1. Be real, you live in a very real world, let this reflect in ur daily activities i.e thinking, talking, associating etc its normal to be an optimist or a pessimist it depends on ur situation and condition, know that the fact that something is good doesnt mean it should happen, and that something is bad doesnt mean it shouldnt happen but always endeavour to use your head and good judgement, learn from antecedents.

2. Beware of the company you keep.

3. Often the way you are dressed determines the way you are adressed, have this habit of dressing, grooming and composing yourself like who or what you want to be seen as.

4. Learn and know how to save, learn to give out when you have more than enough, this comes handy and be grateful to your helpers, and dont forget to return favours in kind when you can.

5. Keep moving, do things for yourself dont always depend on the help or advice of others, learn how to make your informed decisions by yourself on your own, think before you talk and not vice versa, however no man is an island so dont be pigheahed.

6. Do something, let people know you for one or some particular things, dont be dumb and dont be a talkative as well.

7. Listen, more than talking, if you dont listen you will never learn, if you always talk, people will soon stop listening, be a good listener.

8. Be fair to the opposite sex, dont be a masochist or a chauvinist, never rape anyone, its cruel.

9. Dont smoke ciggarettes, it has no benefit to your system, its just a waste of time and money.

10. If you drink beer, dont over indulge, dont drink and drive, drunkennes makes a fool of you.

11. There is no good in womanizing or keeping many male lovers.

12. Get educated formally or informally.

13. Be conscious of your looks and appearance and the kind of accessories you use, be casual when you meant to be casual and dress formally when you have to, be fashion conscious but dont become a doll or a dandy.

14. Be staright, let your sexual orientation be of good morality, self service, bestiality, homosexuality, prostitution or patronising prostitutes is so demeaning, now these has nothing to do with religion, its just morally wrong.... If you must have sex, get a constant consenting partner who is not related to you by blood, however dont judge those who fall into the former category....... Things happen its just stupid to pay or ask money for se.x

15. Be law abiding, dont keep unnecessary late nights, dont fight either publicly or indoors, put your anger to constructive use, minimise your words when angry, cry if you feel like but dont make this an habit, now you dont want to be seen as a cry baby or sisi

17. Respect but never fear anything or any Man both dead or living.

18. Take responsibility for your actions, if you did wrong, take responbility, show remorse, concern and attempt to make corrections, no one is perfect, dont shift blames when you know you are at fault.

19. Find yourself and believe in you
this tips are lessons i thought myself and it works, i dont think its relative to just me, feel free to add yours, i lifted this from my long kept diary
Sports › Re: 1st National Youth Sports Festival: Live In Abuja by illicit(m): 8:14am On Dec 09, 2013
team ekiti all d way...... I dont knw o
Health › Re: Thread For Weed Smokers. by illicit(m): 7:50am On Dec 03, 2013
HolyHolla: That's quite a mature response, my Man. I used to feel the same way too. I could have been doing hard drugs too like Majek... I am Majek... It could really have been me.
excuse me, weed didnt do that to majek, hard drugs did, tins like coke, heroine, all those adultrated chemicals, and u need to know weed isn addictive, never, do ur research and prove me wrong, btw weed is nt for everyone and thats whats important about it
Webmasters › Re: 5 Things We Hate About Microsoft Windows by illicit(m): 11:40am On Dec 01, 2013
close the Window now
na by force?
TV/Movies › Re: Paul Walker Is Dead, Fast & Furious Actor by illicit(m): 10:52am On Dec 01, 2013
how i wish its a rumour, i like this guy, probably one the reasons i love fast and furious, prefer him to that gay wentworth miller as.shol.e, the guy i tot was a correct dude
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 8:01am On Dec 01, 2013
Evestar200: IN WARRI: Deco road,,London Opi,,New York Street,,Ogunu (somthing that is bend) Agbassa=tie the place Ojabugbe= Suffer gather,, IN UDU: kolokolo Street, Sedico,, IN UGHELLI: Emekpa street= Small Fool street,,
lol @ogunu, something that is bend street...... What is the thing that is bend?
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by illicit(m): 11:32pm On Nov 30, 2013
if u ve neva been on a weed trip, then u aint seen nothing........!
Health › Re: Thread For Weed Smokers. by illicit(m): 8:36pm On Nov 30, 2013
Idowuogbo: Which one u want? Gegemu, uncle mopol, sister Caro? Which one? I dey sell complimentary too o! Paraga for strong effect.
where is ur joint/bunk?
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2013
pweetixandy: u shld know opo malu in Ilorin aswell..it means cow dung
are u in ilorin?
Some lagos town n street names as well
agege is the name of a type of rat in yoruba
ojuelegba = masquerades faces
mangoro = mango street
idi oro = under the oro tree etc
it abounds in lag
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by illicit(m): 3:05pm On Nov 30, 2013
what the hell was i thinking, i forgot to add this,
theres a street in akure called OBO street, meaning vag.ina street, its obviously a pussy arena cos its full of brothels......
then there is Orita Fogo....... which means break bottle junction

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