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thats a gaddamn WTF festival, aint UN aware of this?

over plagiarism, its funny but bukky we don hear dis joke uncountable times na

what is musiwa talking about?

I had a gal who's had a baby wether dead or living, but she never told me this despite my asking her severally cos the signs and symptoms are all over her, this gal is like tru out the time we dated she neva took her shirts off no matter the mood, she only takes off everything below her waist, what she was hiding was that her breast was flat and sagging #noshit and her belly was undescribable, its full of lines, i saw those things when she didnt know i was looking, we just kind of drifted apart with time

its goin to take a lot of time to get all ur answers, by then he wud av swam in ur river jordan uncountable times that u wont even bother what his answers are, this sounds like questions a person seeking for a marriage of convenience wud ask not a person seeking for true love, u fall in love head over heels not considering what tribe the other person is or if he is jobless or snores at night, #na so i hear o, one has to be careful and mindful of their companies sha but these questions are damn long and i bet u wont even get answers to some cos he might just think its hilarious and wud laff it off or talk over it

she dey craze for head ni, her own mam for don sell am to ritualists sef to avoid all dis craze she com dey form, she shd be arrested tho

why dem no let this poor old man go peacefully already, i even see all dis hype as an invasion of his privacy and more importantly his private life, haba

swtchicgurl: men!

yea thats how i do, what abt u single ladies, ur partners cook for u?

he is a nigerian, we too like tokunbo tins, thats what hes gonna get, mark me

A,B,C

pleasantchi: I get along well with all my ex. Maturity is not about age buh about how u handle isses of life. In fact I attended one of my ex wedding not only attending I supported him financially. U c life is a vicious circle n a global villiage u never know where u can meet tomorrow. May b one of his or her relatives can marry u.

the issue is more like, ok, not been friends with all ur ex collectively, maybe just one in particular, make him ur best buddy, hang out and spend time togetger like bestfriends do, wether ur both still single or married, what do u think ur partners will make pf all this, lets be realistic, its easier said thatn done, i dont think ur partner will ever approve of this and ur chi too only if u r determined to remain single for life.
Another issue is that been a bff differs from been a friend, what u said u did for ur ex is what normal friends do, no right thinking person shd frown at that, no one says u shd be dagger drawn enemies with ur ex but limit the friendship, in short hers a maxim, be frindly with people, ur exs included but be reminded to set limits

faithgokz: please is remedial same thing as pre-degree? if yes, how much is their tuition fee?

yes, but i dont really know how much they pay, but be careful when u ask things like this openly it makes u a prey to online fraudsters, i just sent u a mail, reply

one year in ghana lol, dats d usual advert format they use to lure unsuspecting admission frustrated young sec school leavers, at most what dey go for is a 3week long excursion in ghana, thats when and where they are finallt told d truth, then they come back home get some NYSC stuff rented and take pixs with it... Dats all

Danhumprey: It mean "Best Friend Forever"

oh that! I think am becoming flimstonic and archaic this days, thanks anyways, well i wudnt want to have my ex whom i av particularly had a sexual relationship with as friends forever, i may be friends with her siblings or any of her relatives even her friends for ever but not with her personally, cos i have this habit of expanding my relationships if am dating a gal, her friends automatically becomes my friends too and any of her family that i know, and i still relate with them even when me and the gal are no more. I will unfriend her already cos it wud bring back old memories if we shd ever get so close together like being together alone at some awkward time and locations, plus ur current spouse wont like it, just like my galfriend shud tell me shes still friends with her ex and best friends for ever at that, tufia, if u have a partner and u r really in love u both shud be bffs forever, nobody else.

so what if the govt didnt tarred the babs road, ehen? Is he d only lagosian, there are still many roads untarred, they are lucky the govt did that as a gesture, am a lagosian too and my road is untarred

seriously, whats a bff?

[quote author=#me@]So this school is fake?
They have a campus in Moro via Ife Osun State.
Something like foreign links.
I want more stories abt this schl, wnt to knw more.[/quote]am an ex student of foreignlinks and i can tell u dat d sch is so fake like nelly with the plaster, dont be fooled, so many things about the sch dont just check out, for security reasons there are things i may not be able to mention here to further clarify u, but u can mail me and i will reply

[quote author=#me@]So this school is fake?
They have a campus in Moro via Ife Osun State.
Something like foreign links.
I want more stories abt this schl, wnt to knw more.[/quote]listen young ma, dont be fooled, am an ex student of this sch, i checked out with most of my mates right at 100 level, my mates then are the current 400 level students at moro, but i thank God now am a bonafide unilorite, well u can enrol at foreign links at ur own risk

[quote author=#me@]So this school is fake?
They have a campus in Moro via Ife Osun State.
Something like foreign links.
I want more stories abt this schl, wnt to knw more.[/quote]that sch os only for desperate folks, i went there cos i was frustrated and i left when i realized the truth

UNILORIN, BETTER BY FAR

sometime around 2006 when i travelled for GCE, i lost one of my cousins and everyone on my street mistakenly thought it was me, even the gal i was toasting wey never gree, this incident actually made her mine, i guess she had cried her eyes out

There is a place around ojodu berger of lagos called ADIGBOLUJA roughly meaning wrestler or a rough fighter, Dele momodu once lived here in the 90s, and if u want funny name of places come to ilorin u will hear tins like bubu, akata etc, theres even a place called EIYENKORIN meaning a bird is singing... lol i will add more as soon as i remember

Lollydollydrop: COMSIT here i come..any sociology who's bin cleared?

where are u from?

just an unnecessary duplication of office.........

first of all, what did u put in his food?

something will happen

Baybe: I just felt like sharing this.

In the group I fellowship with in school, a brother told us this story about himself. I'm not a good story-teller .

He is supposed to be going to into his final year in school after this ASUU strike.

When he got into school as a fresher, he was a bit far from Christ but he was a church-goer. He 'sorted' some of his courses in his first year. His relationship with Christ was always on and off. Along the line, he decided to get closer to God and remain there, that was in his third year(second semester). Then he thought to himself, 'I'd never be happy with myself and my conscience would continue to disturb me if I graduated bearing in mind that I sorted some of my courses. I can't parade a result I know I didn't get on merit'. He decided to make peace with his conscience and God. He has abandoned his previous course. He wants to start from the very beginning(from JAMB). This time he promised himself that he'd do it alone, no sorting.


I want to ask. As Christians that most of us claim to be not those church-going, bench-warming kind of Christians but Christians that are supposed to exhibit the qualities Christ exhibited, can you do it? Be sincere to yourselves .

will he kill himself to start afresh? he must have done alot of bad things that he wud now be sorry for even before he began attending church service........ he shudnt try yo undo dis things,that is not restitution...... apostle paul didnt try to undo his his past, he just came to the light and felt sorry for ever being wrong.

@booqee do the trains have baths and toilets? and did u eventually got on the 1st class?

booqee: the fare is phucking cheap. Ilorin should not be more dan 500, it may even be less. I guess dat its only advantage. As at the time i went early dis year, luxurious bus to kad cost #5,500, while train fare cost just N1,200 or thereabout. A big difference of N4,300!. But tho if its first class it is about double of dat amount. And If its first class sleeper, its almost same with bus fare, but who needs dat. Anyway no matter how cheap it is i aint ever entering dat shiat again.

really? So its dat fuggin cheap? No wonder ...... Well i will take 1st class den, i just want to be on a long journey train, i understand ur pain tho, been a gal dat trip must be awfully awful for u...... Pele dear

your life ends when you die.

am planning on going to ilorin by train now, never been on one. Anyone knows how much it costs?

microsoft bought nokias phone unit, daz all